Wednesday, January 20, 2010

#102 Joke Classes

Parents don’t know shit. While they blindly send in the College tuition checks and brag to all their friends about how “young Jimmy is double-majoring in Finance and Economics” so that they can prove once and for all that their son is better than their friends’ kids, bros have other plans. Every bro knows that College is not a place for learning. Fuck that – College is about breaking shit, getting fucked up, and slaying slam pieces. Although a true bro would love to stay in College forever, there comes a point where you eventually have to graduate and move into the bro hater working world. So how do you balance drinking six nights a week, sleeping until 1, skipping pretty much every class with the high demands of getting enough credits to actually graduate? You sign up for every fucking class your College has to offer that you could have passed in the 4th grade. Bros fucking love joke classes.

Since bros are the smartest people on the fucking planet, they realize that it’s a waste of time to ever enroll in difficult classes that have worthless bullshit such as homework, exams, or even actual grades. Therefore, every fucking bro knows about every single class offered on campus which has absolutely no academic value whatsoever and you would literally have to be retarded not to get an ‘A.’ Here are a couple examples of the types of classes which are absolute jokes on College campuses.

Sports Classes – These are the only classes that a Bro might ever make it out of his bed to make it to. How fucking great is it that your parents could pay thousands of dollars for the credits for you to take some shitty canoeing class? Personally, I don’t think it’s possible to get a well rounded college education without learning how to slowly paddle in some shitty man-made lake in the middle of campus for 45 minutes a day. If you are not up for the water just sign up for beginning Tennis or some shit like that and learn how to bounce the ball on your racket 20 times in a row for College credit. Now, obviously, bros fucking dominate all sports, but there’s no need to push yourself. Bros know they are better athletes than fucking everyone so they don’t need to prove that shit to some bro-hating teacher.

Classes Intended for Incoming Freshman – By Senior Year, you are starting to run low on your options for Joke Classes. My last year, two of my bros and I had to have a sit-down with an Academic Dean to find classes for us since we were signed up for too many Sports classes. Thank God we did that because we discovered perhaps the greatest class we could have ever hoped for: Introduction to Computers. So, as second semester seniors, we signed up for a class meant for freshmen who grew up without access to computers or the Internet. At our first class, our Professor told us to log on to our email, but stopped himself, sensing he was moving too quickly. “Does everyone know what email is?” he asked. Thanks to that class I was able to learn about all kinds of things I use everyday, such as Microsoft Word, what a spreadsheet is, how to use the calculator on the computer, and how to refresh a web page. Needless to say, we made that class our fucking bitch.

Women’s Studies – Senior year, me and a couple bros decided to sign up for Women’s Studies thinking, like any fucking logical person, that it would be about typical Women things, like cooking, cleaning, maybe some hot girl on girl action and the final exam just being one big pillow fight. We were wrong. Do you know what goes on in fucking Women’s Studies classes? It’s fucking terrible. It’s a bunch of girls sitting around talking shit about bros and at the same time talking about great Women in history. Did you realize that you can actually major in Women’s Studies? Might as well just flush your parents’ tuition money down the fucking toilet. Seriously, what are you looking to do with that degree? Picket at a suffrage rally? Become the butch in a lesbian relationship? Fucking please. Anyways, the point is that like true bros, we shat upon pretty much anything said in the class. One of my bros even declared in front of the class that periods are as disgusting as taking a shit. He also got some girl who announced in class that “blowjobs are obscene” to give him dome shots after a night at the bar. Fucking Bro King.

As your final semester approaches, realize that the last fucking thing you want to do is give yourself a tough schedule. You’re a fucking senior, the only thing you should be focused on is breaking your record for number of chicks banged in one semester. Take the joke class. Learn nothing. Be the Bro.

88 comments:

BROd Pitt said...

incredible. this year my bro and i took "joke classes" to a new level. we moved to Dublin and are taking 3 blow offs there.
in between getting wasted every night and claiming every slam piece in Ireland for America, i've realized what your next post should be about: How bros love being better than everyone else (i.e. American). Example: bros hate the french.

Anonymous said...

This is dank.

dvizz said...

Here are some good classes I took in my last year:

- Poetry (pot+look at the moon=a poem)
- History of Rock n Roll (open notes tests, never went, paid for notes)
- A bunch of classes on Education (words can't describe how easy they were)

Bro Montana said...

I play college football and got 3 credits for taking an introduction to football class that my coaches taught, that even a housewife could get an A in.

Abroham Lincoln said...

What the fuck? Why does Women's Studies even exist as a major? Majoring in that shit should consist of learning the proper etiquette of giving head, contain some cooking lessons, and knowing when to get the fuck out the next morning. Excellent post NYB. Bros are indeed the shit.

John said...

Theater Appreciation... you were supposed to go see plays on campus and then had multiple choice tests on them.. but I made some slam piece my boy was slamming give me every answer and I went to the bar... Bro's are the shit

Brosus said...

i fucking have respect for college football players taking bullshit classes. one of my best bros plays for wisconsin and he basically tells me how its a fucking gauntlet schedule and he has no time to do fucking shit. also, i see his ass about 2x a year because he never gets away from madison longer than like 2 fucking weeks at a time and that happens like once a year. he literally makes it to columbus to see me and my bros once a year. it blows cock. the other breaks are like a week max. its gotta be tough as fuck and i respect coaches and administrators taking care of them. and i hate when bras and bro haters talk about how football players are given special attention and have an easier time getting better grades...yeah well they fucking deserve it because the only two sports that gross shit in college sports are football and basketball and at osu basketball still loses money but football makes like 100 mil a year. so if those fucking slam pieces and dykes want to keep playing their college sports they should get on their knees (literally) thanking bros for getting easy grades, staying in school, and fueling the athletic departments budget

Anonymous said...

dude im sitting in on of the joke classes now. aloud i said "broronic" (ironic). gave me a good laugh.

oh class is 19th century european art. it's all about how everyone is depressed. smoke a bowl and write and essay easy.

Anonymous said...

Last fall I dropped german and picked up "Intro to Comedic Improv." It met for like an hour and a half every week, and everyone, including the teacher, came in blazed every week. The 3 credit class was literally just doing shit that they do on "Whose Line is it Anyway" Next semester I'll be taking the intermediate level.

The Last of the Brohicans said...

How awesome. I'm sitting here in my Creative Technology class hungover as shit and I find NYB's latest post of brilliance.

Brourice Clarett said...

fucking brilliant NYB. just another joke class for ya: introduction to ceramics. you literally get to play with clay for an hour and make sick ceramic bowls and shit. awesome. you know who was a master of taking joke classes: Maurice Clarett. total bro.

MSU BROSKI said...

GREAT LAKES SAILING!

and

Basketball..wait for it...2

and

Tumbling. Might not seem very BRO at first, but literally in a class with 25 slampieces wearing booty shorts jumping on trampolines...and learned how to do a backflip. And I took down 3 girls in that class!

Anonymous said...

NYB-Please never stop this blog...ever...only grow it to bigger and better things....you are one true bro.

Broverload said...

Hahaha try History of Elvis online. You'd watch movie clips of the King and answer intense questions like "what color was Elvis' tie?". I also took a ju jistu class. Almost every kid in there was the kind of nerd who was afraid he might get mugged infront of the Memorial Union at noon. I slept through the class' NIGHT FINAL because of getting too wrecked the entire night before, and the professor passed me anyway because he said it would have been a shame if I was the one to fail the class.

Bros are the shit.

In Hoc

BROSKI said...

My college had "League Bowling" on Monday nights, which I took all 8 semesters I was there. It consisted of getting fucking bombed, bowling for a couple of hours, and pulling chicks home from the other bro-hater teams. Typically, at least one of the four team members would get kicked out each week, and then we'd throw the balls into other lanes or try to hit the ceiling. Also, if you ever got 3 strikes, or a turkey, shots of Wild Turkey on you!! Bros are the fucking shit!!!!

Brosama Bin laden said...

Last year i took human sexuality where I got to write papers on boobs, and the first time I went down on a slam piece etc. etc. I also took a hockey class where I just went out and dangled some bro haters. Great post NYB

Anonymous said...

I take cinematic studies in high school. Translate into English? Watch movies.

laxstar said...

For any other younger bros still stuck in the shithole called high school, strength and conditioning class is absolutely essential. 3 classes a week lifting, and talking about lifting.

Anonymous said...

We had wine and beer appreciation. A fucking Joke class that you could actually get hammered in! Now that is Bro as shit!

Anonymous said...

Brosama: First of all, Terrorists are the biggest bro-haters in the world as they hate America and bros fucking love America.

Second, going down on a slam piece is also as far from bro as possible. True bros do not do anything to please slam pieces.

NYB: You nailed it again. Bros fucking love both college and slacking off in college.

Shoeless Bro Jackson said...

NYB you got it totally right i doing the same thing right now in my last semster of a 5 year term in college

C-3PBro said...

NYb: You have done it again. Joke classes are the shit. And what a fucking joke that Woman's Studies exists. Woman should be studied for one thing, how well then can give a blow job.

BROSEIDON said...

I love joke classes. Intro to hiking and camping. fucking joke. my bro's and i are getting big ass camel backs. those backpacks with hoses coming out and filling them with beer and hiking around ohio. Flattest place ever. ha. another class that is a brotastic class is swimming 102. go to the pool. swim two laps and chill in the hot tub with slam pieces. thanks mom and dad

Mike Brosen said...

first off, NYB, i would like to congradulate you on another 100% accurate post.

I'd also like to say that today is a perfect day to post this for the following reason. I am skipping my joke nite classes tonight to attend a guest speaker here at the College Of New Jersey. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, however the original BRO KING himself will be speaking/meeting all of us bro's on campus, fucking Tucker Max. We all get to bask in his broriginallity as he speaks about his legendary tales from I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

im a criminology major. I sit back in crim 101, psychology, anthropoligy, and socialoligy and "earn" my 3.5 gpa. I laugh at all those retarted bro hating bio-chem majors who are dropping out even though their iq is probably triple mine. but i am the one who still attends my joke classes, gets good grades, goes to parties, and slays slam pieces. ill post again tomorrow to share my anticipated tucker max experience. have a good wednesday bros

Anonymous said...

My bro used to say, "if you can major is womens studies, then History should be renamed Men's Studies"

its only fair

Anonymous said...

if a bro wants to put up the extra effort he goes to ratemyprofessor.com. this guarantees that you get an easy teacher in any bullshit class, like writing, that is required to graduate. my schedule is easy as shit this semester cuz of that site. bros are the shit.

John McenBro said...

i took classics like:

military science (watching morbidly obese girls try to repel down a wall)

golf (self explanatory)

and European art studies (this one cost my parents $8,000 because it was in London)

Mojojobro said...

i love whats happening here. BLTS is beginning to transcend a simple list and is now lining up with events in real life, such a new years, that jersey shore brohatery, and now the start of the second semester, during which im taking rhetorical tradition (how to fucking talk), radio broadcasting 101 (how to talk into a fucking microphone), and intro to computers.

this was after a fulfilling semester of Poetry and Jamaican Culture.

BATS

Anonymous said...

Another great post. How about mentioning studying abroad, intramural sports, or 21st birthdays?

Anonymous said...

Joke class last semester - "Children's Literature"

Anonymous said...

A man runs over a woman. Who's fault is it..................
........The man's, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen

Broce Springsteen said...

Broverload I must say...History of Elvis is quite possibly the finest shit Arizona "Slampiece" State has to offer.

True bro's know that Yoga is the class to take if you want to find fine slampieces, not only can it be done completely hungover, but it often even relieves said hangover. not to mention looking at a girls "position" is perfectly acceptable, you can spot a cameltoe from a mile away and veer off.

Charles Brotholomew Bass said...

A man runs over a woman. Who's fault is it? .............................The woman's, she shouldn't have been cooking in the middle of the fucking road.

flozell adams said...

fuck this site is awesome. those other pho-bro sites like brobible are gay as fuck. this is just does what all bros do: shit on inferiors and talk about how great they are.

Anonymous said...

at my college they put the women studies place off of campus, even when the ratio girls to guys is 70% girls 30% guys.

Brosus said...

whoever the anonymous bro is that said history should be renamed men's studies is fucking brilliant, or rather, his dad is. thats so fucking true. who has ruled the history of mankind? fucking men. many of them bros.

Bro4Sho said...

My 1st semester at college I got bombed/high every day and got with every slam piece I possibly could while managing to fail every class I took aside from Intermediate Bowling (which I never went to but passed because bros rule at sports and I beat the bro-hating teacher 1-on-1). I then went back to my bro roots and started taking nothing but my core classes and sports classes aka doing jack shit every day. I'm getting ready to graduate with a major in Sport Management and a minor in Business and Coaching. Bros are the smartest people alive.

Andy said...

When I was in college, I used to get a-wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party...polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do a some body shots off myself...pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class...probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. Was totally awesome, got straight B's. They called me Buzz

Brohammed the Prophet said...

ice skating...for 2 credits!

Reasons why ice skating is great:

1. Filled with slampieces
2. Its ice skating. its easier than getting head.
3. Did I mention the slampieces?

C Breezy said...

This is unreal......could not be more fuckin' accurate. My bro's and I took the biggest joke courses known to humanity a few years back at Uvic. Where do I begin...Histroy of Rock n Roll, History of Vampires, and here's the kicker. One semester we took this course, I forget what it's called, and I shit you not....the ONLY assignment all year was to hand in a project of your choice at the end of the year somewhat relative to course material. A buddy and I handed in a video we made in grade 11...needless to say, got a fuckin' A in the course. People were handing in collages and shit, and snipin A's left right and centre. I fucking love college, and am currently relishing in my last semester, trying to take down as many slam pieces as humanly possible.


One request to NYB....could you make a post explaining how fucking awesome it is when you find out that a fellow bro and his girlfriend broke up.

BRObie Trice said...

Every Ivy league/D1 school has a bad-ass, multi-million dollar telescope somewhere on campus.
1. Take astronomy 101 with your bros.
2. Get baked out of your mind before class.
3. Get 3 credits to talk about slaying slam pieces and getting fucked up with your bros while you're out in a field observing the formation of a fucking nebulae through a piece of equipment that only a true BRO KING alumn could have afforded to donate.

Admittedly, not the easiest of joke classes. But, if you're a true bro you're fucking smarter than everyone else in the class anyway, so it doesn't matter. I also understand that astronomy could be more Stoner than Bro. I think it's a fucking bro move, though. Thoughts?

Bros are the shit.

Tom Brokaw said...

I read this post while surfing the internet on my iphone in freshman year computer class. As a second semester senior.

Bros are the shit.

Anonymous said...

I got so BROy last semester i took womens self defense.

Anonymous said...

I have to take women rights. its a prerequisite for stand up comedy.

Brodell Eckles said...

In addition to taking joke classes bros love to have extended weekends. In my 4.5 years of college I never took one friday class. bro as shit

Gordon Brokko said...

You should have explicitely added "any class you can take online." "Earth, Energy & the Environment," for example. The software sucks so bad you can just have wikipedia/google open in another tab and the quizzes are due like weekly at midnight, so before you go out you just copy/paste shit from the internet and get a (curved, I shit you not) 105 out of 100. For the final they threw me for a loop and actually made us go to the computer lab where the teacher was in the room. No problem, its open-book (which I didn't buy, obviously), and similarly "open-access."

Even one engineering class I took (for a minor) Materials Science, I took online. I wrote and handed-in my final (which was actually semi-hard for a non-bro-genius) at 12:30am on a Friday even though it was due at 12am. I told the professor their software sucked dick and he bit, hook, line, and sinker. I'll take that A grade, thank you very much.

Online classes: Awesome.

--Wall Street Bro (going to slay easy-ass NYC college vag right after posting comment)

Andy Broddick said...

Amazing post nyb. my univeristy used to have a womans study major, but my rich ass dad refused to donate anymore money if they dont drop that shit.

PaBRO Sandoval said...

Last semester some of my bros and I took THEATER ARTS, aka show up and listen to the 400-pound bitch teacher speak about how she ate at a buffet with legendary bro Clint Eastwood (and gave him a bj) then watch a movie. Actually, the true bros that were enrolled in this class only went once, because that's what bros fucking do.

Anonymous said...

So epic. Am hungover in astronomy right now with like half the basketball team. GB hits plus laying outside looking at fucking stars is a damn easy A

BRObie One Kinobie said...

i took a class called literature of peace. at the end of the semester you gave yourself your grade. low and behold i felt i deserved an A, bro move.

Anonymous said...

i found only one flaw with this comment and it was in the womens studies section. the word "woman" or "women" should never be capitalized seeing how women are clearly inferior to bros

Anonymous said...

True fucking shit man, i've got a couple of these lined up. "Study Skills", "Introduction to Massage" shit like that. Brilliant that that shit counts the same as the nerds doing 'advanced astrophysics' or whatever.

@BROd Pitt Irish chicks are fucking terrible dude, can't wait to get out to the US and fuck something decent. Still enjoy it while you can. Guys here have 0 game so it's al easy shit. UCD or Trinity?

tim teBRO said...

i find that if a class ends in "and society" or "and you" it will be pretty fucking easy

Big "Bro" Jeezy said...

Age of Dinosaurs last semester that shit was so damn easy I went to class on the tests and still got an A. Bros are the shit! Why go to class when u can get wasted every night. Damn professors don't like it when u puke all over the damn aisles. Fuckin bro-haters if they didn't want puke everywhere why the fuck did they have a class at 2pm?

Brovak Djokovich said...

i took "cinematic studies" aka watch fucking movies all class
so fucking awesome, i just sat in the back and had slam pieces giving me head all class

Anonymous said...

excellence my bro. its almost kind of like the reasoning why bros love to steal. its not because we can't afford it... its more along the lines of we don't feel like paying for that and we could spend the money saved, on beer. to hit another point however... a little off topic.. just so fellow bros know. just 3 weekends ago over winter break my bros and i were getting really hammered and talking to a bunch of slampeices at a bar. my bro decided it was vomit time. so i told him that he'd better puke on his mom's apt community mailboxes and if he didnt i was going to... needless to say he did because he's a fucking bro.

Anonymous said...

How lame is it that I'm a sophomore at a business college, where they make you take tough classes where you have to pass in order to get into the college of business?

I'm a marketing major, and my dad runs that shit for the company he works for. I have a job out of college already, why do i need this bullshit.

though outside of those required courses, my core competencies are jokes. one is a geology class where they spent the first day talking about how it's not the easy shit we learned in 5th grade and how it's a serious subject, and the next class we were talking about the same shit i learned in 5th grade

Anonymous said...

two best classes i ever took in college in back to back semesters:

Sailing

Badminton/Pickleball


bros love drinking bronsons on a sailboat while taking a "test"

BROck Landers said...

Business of NASCAR, hahaha

Aboriginal Studies - West Coast Australia study abroad

Broseph Addai said...

I'm taking a basketball class this semester which I'm never gonna make it to anways. Luckily both my slump-buster of a teacher and I both know I'm the best in the class.

PS. I vote we confirm Tiger Woods as being a bro-hater. He's attending sex-addict meetings now. Unless of course he's just using that class to help his image while meeting nympho slam pieces at the same time. Then he would still be a bro.

Louis BROndeis said...

Class i'm taking right now is actually entitled "College 101"
First of all, it's a class intended for incoming freshmen that don't know how to talk in groups.
Secondly, the whole class is what it means to be in college. Full of bros talking about beer pong, hazing, bro-ing out, and slaying slam pieces. Bros are the shit.

blake said...

I read this while sitting in entomology at uga, a class listed in spy magazine's 50 most pointless college classes.

Tommy Brohama said...

I just want to be in a class where it is fucking raining slam pieces. I will take an F in statistics to bang a slut who gets an A in that useless shit.

1TAL1ANZareB0$$ said...

Bros are ignorant misogynists. They think that it's cool to treat women like objects... well guess what they aren't. Women are capable of many great things and in many ways are better than men. Could a "bro" survive child birth? I don't think so. All you cavemen are doing is wasting your parents money by drinking yourselves comotose in college. Such a waste. Also, as a Guido, I am offended by the last post. Guidos are awesome bros are gay. I mean you guys play BP when all the girls are on the dance floor... that's gay.

Bro out with your Dough out said...

Yeah we're playing beer pong, sinking cups and getting plastered, and then when you're done dancing your slampiece calls me up and I smash. Afterwards she ridicules your ridiculous hair and overpowering cologne. she says i'm BATShit crazy in bed

-Bro out with your Dough out

Ed Hardy licks taint said...

Drinking yourself comatose is the shit. I'd rather waste my parents' money on something productive, aka destroying my liver, than some gay shit like enough spray tan to turn the world into a bunch of oompa loompas. But I guess that does make a little sense, considering no Italian is taller than 5'6. Fucking midgets.

Bro's and Ho's said...

italianzareboss:
women greater than men?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you sound like you have a vagina between your legs. bros are the shit

ChupacaBro said...

When you're a bro, all classes are joke classes

Field Marshall Brommell said...

italiansareboss
1. you are obviously a hog of a chick because only dumb brahs use 1s and $s in their names in place of letters. I'm actually surprised u don't have Xs somewhere random in between the words.

2. It is impossible to be a bro and ignorant at the same time. So "ignorant misogynist" doesn't even make sense, therefore you obviously must be a dumb woman.

3. Who gives a shit about child birth? They are hopefully providing us with a future bro-heir we could mold into a king. Not our problem they haven't decided to just take some drugs to not feel it.

4. (Yes this number comes after 3) Our past bro-king fathers want us to get trashed. You probably only hate it because when they wake up the next morning next to you they scream and bolt out the door from that whale of a body you have. A guy could press charges for rape next time you sick manatee.

5. Don't ever fucking admit to being a Guido SERIOUSLY. The only time you can say "i'm a guido" is if you decided to make fun of them while you're taking a jaegerbomb.

All in all, "1TAL1ANZareB0$$" suck it.

Anonymous said...

As in response to Field Marshall Brommell. AMEN Suck it hard you fucking WOP 1TAL1ANZareB0$$

Anonymous said...

NYB you are a fucking bro king.

Anonymous said...

Class: Beer and Wine Appreciation.

Enough said.

Anonymous said...

cinema and the counterculture=hippie movie watching class. first day the teacher put his email inbox on the projector and this is his first email - burn movies between blunts? needless to say showed up blazed everyday and watched the big lebowski...the dude abides

Gilbro arenas said...

Comatose? What the fuck is that, I drink til I'm BROmatose! Get fuck up bang slam piece and be a bro.

BrOJ Simpson said...

No reason to bother with organic chemistry when intro to yoga counts for the same amount of credit.

Pablo EscoBRO said...

Bros...took a womens study class with my roommate. Fucked my Life! Bunch of rug munchin dykes who were all competing for Bro-Hater of the year, including the Queen Bro-hating professor!

Brodigalities said...

Bros, I have never had a womens study class but last semester my one teacher was the Matriarch of bro hating. Girls would never have to go to that class and got excused absences for the most bullshit excuses. I got sick and went to the hospital one week. I come back to class the next week, show this bro-hater my hospital papers, and she says she would have to call the hospital to varify my stay there.

SigChiBro said...

Biggest blowoff course I have ever taken was Rest and Relaxation 101.

Basically taught us how to relax. Our fuckin T.A. was a fellow bro, so once I realized this I knew it was going to be awesome. He didn't want to do anything so we literrally just laid down on the gym mats and slept ALL class. Final was how still you could be. Best part was I began my day at 12:00 with going back to sleep after sleeping in. + he taught us some baller hangover cures. Dunkaroo's are where it is at.

Anonymous said...

At my college we had this fucking joke class called "Images of Women in French Cinema"... aka French Porn. I know what you might be thinking. France is a big nation of bro-haters, and worse that this class sounds like a fucking Women's studies course. Well fuck that. Generations of bros in my fraternity passed on the secrets of this fucking class. The course consisted of watching movies of French sluts going down on each other and getting railed outdoors. The course requirements you ask? Turning in 1 paragraph "papers" to hot ass TAs who were all DTF. All for an easy A. Bros are smart as shit, so might as well take joke courses to expand our horizons and have the chance to slay some international slam-pieces. Bros are the shit.

Anonymous said...

Art appreciation...best class ever. What do you do? Nothing but sit there for an hour and look at pictures of art...fucking epic.

Andy BROdick said...

just got a a+ for "participation" in my spanish "class" i skipped the past 5 times. oh and my super chill prof gave my essay i turned in a week late a b+. stupid bra. 2 chicks next to me got b- and c+. i bet they attend every class.

Bros are the shit.

Anonymous said...

I am actually in Women's Studies 101, aka the biggest joke class of all time. Firstly I am only in it b/c it fills a requirement for my minor, Sexuality Studies. Yes Sexuality Studies the easiest minor in the history of college. Every lecture of this "class" I sit in the back on fb and reading this glorious website. I was literally reading "Banging In Places Other Than the Bed" when the girl next to me told me we were supposed to discuss the oppression of media on women. And guess what I got on this bullshit Midterm Exam? That's right a 100%. So want an A+? text, eat, and read Broslikethissite in a wmst 101 lecture.
-A Loving Bra

Anonymous said...

Drugs & Society, does it get any easier? The prof. is a crackhead and the whole class is an exchange of stories describing how fucked up we got. Bros are the shit.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't there be a sandwich making section in that class?

Brotector said...

Public speaking was cake. All bros already know how to speak in public.

Anonymous said...

Just finished up a semester of "Psychology of the Simpsons". Such a joke the teacher didn't show up for half of the fucking classes. Second class of the semester we smashed brews and watched the Bears rape the fudgepackers, then proceeded to do nothing but watch Simpsons episodes all semester. Last class today we got to smash more brews and watch South Park.

The Man With Bro Name said...

I took a womens studies intro course sophomore year to satisfy one of my bullshit gen-ed requirements.

Week 2, the fatty bull-dyke teaching the class was leading a discussion on women's sports, and I told her straight up that Title IX was bullshit and has done nothing but punish men's sports programs across America. Needless to say she hated my guts after that, but I didn't give a fuck because I'm a Bro and she ain't shit.

So finals roll around, and this grudge-holding uppity bitch thinks the C-minus she gave me in the class (for "not absorbing the material") was actually going to stand. She clearly wasn't aware that the Dean of my school happened to be an old family friend and golfing buddy of my dad.

A round of 18 followed by lunch was all it took to get my grade successfully appealed (ended up with an A-minus) and earn my stupid feminazi professor a formal academic review and department reprimand. The dean even told me during golf - "I can't stand that whiny bitch. I'd fire her in a second if she didn't have tenure".

Bros - 1
Women's Studies - 0


Damn it feels good to be a Bro.

Brodega said...

I was enrolled in a womens studies class my junior year. Our first assignment was to find a film that we thought expressed our personal concept of "feminine dignity" and post a link to it the class's blackboard discussion forum.

So I found a clip from BangBros of some chick getting facefucked by a bunch of dudes and posted that.

The teacher lost her shit and sent me an email telling me I was disgusting and that there was no way I could pass the course.

Wrote her back and said "Don't give a shit. I dropped your class five minutes after I posted that. Peace."

She tried to have me written up by the school's disciplinary board but she's was a womens studies professor so no one else on the school faculty gave a shit what she thought. I didn't even get so much as a warning letter from the Dean.

By the time I graduated, the entire womens studies department had been axed by the school because of low enrollment, and she was out on her ass with no job.

Bro Life.

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