Comments on Bros Like This Site: #70 Weed

Extreme bro points for growing your own dank. Hav...

2011-12-26T20:48:24.825-05:00

Extreme bro points for growing your own dank. Having your own plant is about as bro as it gets. Slam pieces love that shit too.

All this is good. But a bro gotta know how to roll...

2011-11-10T02:46:45.143-05:00

All this is good. But a bro gotta know how to roll J's. Anyplace, anyhow and with anything. That guarantees super bro points.

You're a fucking homo Brotino. Cocaine is a hu...

2011-11-02T21:36:41.156-04:00

You're a fucking homo Brotino. Cocaine is a huge fucking bro hater. Bro killer you might say. Weed is bro,in moderation, and lippers are the shit. But fucking coke is a waste of time and life. Good luck not being able to afford a 30 pack on after a middy when you're hooked on cocaine you fucking retard. And we all know you dont keep good grades in school. But good try you fucking duckbill platypus

I'm a young bro. 15 yrs old softmore next year...

2011-08-06T00:48:40.514-04:00

I'm a young bro. 15 yrs old softmore next year been smoking mad bud all of freshmen yr. my fucking bro hating brother who goes to mizzou and is in kappa alpha fucking calls me a pothead druggy and it pisses me off there is a difference between a pothead and a weed smoking bro.. anyway i've always preferred weed over hard liquer at parties. true tho the girls hate weed i've seen one of my bros tell a girl he hates weed and doesn't do it just to get with her then later that night we smoked fat blunts. do what you gotta do to slam some ham i guess

First time i smoked up with some fresh bud i was 1...

2011-08-05T14:29:32.840-04:00

First time i smoked up with some fresh bud i was 13 in the fucking bahamas. Got an eighth from some rastafarian guy on the beach, he said it was chronic( i assume this is true because he also asked if i needed cocaine). Smoked this shit up with my friend at Atlantis Resort at 3 AM on top of the Leap of Faith Pyramid , came so baked back into the resort. Bought a jumbo bag of cheese puffs and sat down on the lobby couch and watched brobama win the 2008 presidential election

Only fourteen a fucking bro already. don't tou...

2011-06-23T19:54:54.383-04:00

Only fourteen a fucking bro already. don't touch that brocaine or fucking popping pills. i just got my slam piece, my natty bro, and my fatty bro. nah mean? chillin on the bro shit.

Yo to my fellow bros, and the bro King.I am not ne...

2011-04-30T18:23:20.197-04:00

Yo to my fellow bros, and the bro King.I am not new the the bro thing but there is always more to learn when being taught sweet ass bro shit... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!

real bros hit naders, word

2011-04-10T22:29:14.727-04:00

real bros hit naders, word

fuck that. hyrdros the shit

2011-03-29T22:54:34.068-04:00

fuck that. hyrdros the shit

Hate to burst bubbles bros but reals bros knows th...

2011-02-18T08:48:29.913-05:00

Hate to burst bubbles bros but reals bros knows that the dank of the dank is that afghani no 1 followed close by them jack herer nuggs. You hit that shit on the reg you bro as fuck in my book. It dont matter what you used to kill that shit just that you killed that shit. KEEP SMOKIN

Any weed is good weed, however never let weed trum...

2011-02-14T04:26:26.186-05:00

Any weed is good weed, however never let weed trump a natty.

So I dont know if im a Bro cause im a chick but i ...

2011-01-17T12:18:34.331-05:00

So I dont know if im a Bro cause im a chick but i think i have to have one of the best stories ever! well idk if i should say that cause i should be dead! lol
the day stated off smoking some colorado shit and going out boating. while boating we bust out 3 thirty racks. needless to say i got really fucked up and decided i was gonna jump off a moving boat after a duck(that wasnt even there)epic fail and then while trying to get back on i slipped and gashed my foot on the prepeller of the boat. then after all that shit we went back to land. i smoked a quarter of nug and took 110mg of speed, 3 ambian, 2 zanex, and a suboxin. i took all my pills with their own shot of vodka and took 7 more shots and drank 15 beers, i then decided to go for a walk..... not the brightest idea ever! i started tripping out in the middle of town and i dont like being naked just for referance but i fell n about a inch deep puddle and i thought i wad drownding and decided to take off my shorts and walk around town in my underoos.... my really close guy friend got ahold of me and we went to this kegger in a boardering town. i dont rember shit after i got there. all i rember is walking up about 3 feet away from a fire with my face all bruised and bleeding.... I think i learened my lesson! my face wasnt fucked up cause of fighting or anything i kept falling apparently? lol

Or try Snorting half a gram of YAYO, then smoke a ...

2010-11-11T02:37:49.483-05:00

Or try Snorting half a gram of YAYO, then smoke a fatty and take swigs of the 40. Good time guaranteed bros!

Just made an epic bong out of a Mr. Potato Head......

2010-10-19T18:46:43.835-04:00

Just made an epic bong out of a Mr. Potato Head.....hits harder than ever Brodom meets Fratting hard

spliff=bro

2010-09-21T14:07:02.157-04:00

spliff=bro

ultimate bro move, made my old lax stick into a gi...

2010-09-15T14:04:44.341-04:00

ultimate bro move, made my old lax stick into a giant bowl, then went and played lax with my bro and pounded on some slam pieces

I remember my step into brohood. It was a classic ...

2010-09-14T20:44:06.651-04:00

I remember my step into brohood. It was a classic night down the shore with some bros. My one friend had that sticky icky on him, and I was like "Bro, I want in bro." So we found the local porta pottie and blazed that shit bro style. It was chill as shit.

Weed is bro as fuck. Me and my bros used to blaze ...

2010-09-04T22:30:00.039-04:00

Weed is bro as fuck. Me and my bros used to blaze 24/7 back in college.

One of the best things about weed is that slampieces fucking LOVE to get high, and it also makes them wet and hornier than hell within minutes of their first toke. However, they rarely have access to weed on their own, so a bro who gives a bitch a little puff on the joint has a 100% chance of getting her to puff on his cock as well. That's science, bros.

Among the many in-house smoking implements our bros had in college"

1) A 6-foot green and purple bong that we nicknamed "Moses". You needed two people to use it because the bowl was too low for the person inhaling to light on their own.

2) A bizarre contraption that we called "The Genghis", which was made out of a 5-gallon water jug with a bowl on top that led to four valve-controlled PVC tubes for smoking, sort of like a hookah.

3) An actual hookah.

4) A gravity bong made out of a 2-liter Nalgene bottle

5) A mechanical joint-roller.

6) A half-dozen small pipes and bubblers for smoking on the go at parties, football games, bbqs, etc.

7) A bong made out of a 40oz of Olde English

8) We also used the paper noise citations that cops gave our house over the year in our joints. We'd tear off a piece of one and use it as a crutch. Fuck you, pigs.

We were also big fans of ending our pre-gaming sessions by doing group Strikeouts before heading out to parties/bars. If you don't know what a Strikeout is, you're not a bro, but I'll tell you anyway: You take a fat bong rip, and while holding the smoke in your lungs, you do a shot and then chug a beer, after which you exhale the smoke. I'm not sure why they call this a Strikeout, because bros who do this are pretty much guaranteed to get laid that night.

Weed is the shit. Bro life.

holy shit weed is the bomb

2010-09-02T01:46:50.830-04:00

holy shit weed is the bomb

A true bro smokes herb and true bros knows can sni...

2010-08-30T02:56:02.525-04:00

A true bro smokes herb and true bros knows can sniff him out. Herb smoking is an unspoken bond that all bros share...All this self promotion is super weak and it makes me question folks credibility as a broker of the green and as a bro on the brole

Half the fucking comments and this post are hipste...

2010-08-04T13:03:28.658-04:00

Half the fucking comments and this post are hipsters and hippies that think if you smoke weed and go to the bar like once a month you're a bro. Bros don't fucking sit around after getting high. Our perfect genetics give us all the sensations of being high except gluing us down. You better fucking believe 3 bros can smoke an ounce and still hit the bars and slam. Bros love to drink and drive. Bros also love to get high and drive. I like to get high and drunk as shit and be the conductor of the Pound Town Express.

green games are the shit. also bro is smoking joi...

2010-07-29T19:55:12.952-04:00

green games are the shit. also bro is smoking joints from a gas mask made from duct tape and a gatorade bottle in five minutes

True bros smoke mad blunts. Fact. Extra bro points...

2010-07-29T18:19:21.893-04:00

True bros smoke mad blunts. Fact. Extra bro points if you use green games for your blunts.

Hey Leanbro Barbrosa.. Why don't you dig thoug...

2010-07-23T21:05:38.450-04:00

Hey Leanbro Barbrosa.. Why don't you dig though my PANTS and find something to put in your mouth?

I fucked up my leg playing basketball...Docs order...

2010-07-11T01:21:42.650-04:00

I fucked up my leg playing basketball...Docs order, 80 oxycodone of course I mix in some green and the leg feels fine. So I got three weeks off work to smoke pot and do lines of oxy...bro king summer