tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post1516761853715488424..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #146 Strip ClubsNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-28007308034531730432011-02-17T13:20:55.081-05:002011-02-17T13:20:55.081-05:00The best strip clubs are where you can get a chick...The best strip clubs are where you can get a chicken wing lunch buffet and a lap dance for $10. Great postWutimenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-71659281877676298282011-02-08T01:32:04.512-05:002011-02-08T01:32:04.512-05:00It's the words of wisdom like this that make b...It's the words of wisdom like this that make being a bro truely mean something. From one bro to another, you may truely be a Brophet.Brose Cuervonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-55928921403040188102011-01-02T21:56:29.424-05:002011-01-02T21:56:29.424-05:00If any of yall are ever in Atlanta, you need to ch...If any of yall are ever in Atlanta, you need to check out the Clairmont Lounge, aka Where Strippers Go to Die. Not a single stripper under 40, I swear. I wouldn't dare let any of them blow me, but there's nothing greater than getting hammered with your bros then degrading a woman old enough to be your best friend's mom.BROshon Morenonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-16885258661896803572010-12-31T18:07:55.978-05:002010-12-31T18:07:55.978-05:00Bros. Las Vegas June 2010. After finding the bar w...Bros. Las Vegas June 2010. After finding the bar with $1 wells, we proceeded to get wasted and win $200 in a beer pong bet. So of course we celebrated with a trip to the strip club of broken dreams. Long story short, I got iced by the "hottest" stripper at the joint and then got 2 free dances. I later got kicked out of a Casino at 6 a.m. for yelling at this fat bitch running the craps table. Boom.Two-thousand (bro)levennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-32141959244371703062010-12-29T21:32:44.448-05:002010-12-29T21:32:44.448-05:00I agree with Curb Your Brothusiam. Who the fuck w...I agree with Curb Your Brothusiam. Who the fuck wants to get Herpes or AIDS from one of these sluts. Make her blow you instead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61311800612477962312010-12-29T11:35:46.699-05:002010-12-29T11:35:46.699-05:00One night we went out for a heavy night of drinkin...One night we went out for a heavy night of drinking aka a typical night. After hours of slamming countless beers and being good and drunk, I thought the strip club sounded like a good idea. After arriving and telling the bouncer there was no fucking way I was paying cover they let me right in. I found the hottest stripper in the club and she asked if I wanted a dance, so we headed to the back. I was so drunk, I sat down in the booth and passed out while she sweat it out to 6 songs, grinding me real good during my nap. I woke up to the bouncer telling me it was time to pay her $120 ($20 per song). I told him to get fucked and instantly got thrown out the front door (without paying). And the skank was still trying to grab my dick on the way out. Bros are the shit.BROSKInoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-54300449400128338312010-12-28T18:25:47.517-05:002010-12-28T18:25:47.517-05:00I couldn't agree with the first sentence more,...I couldn't agree with the first sentence more, I can't believe what this world has come to where we have allowed women to even get it in their heads that they deserve to be treated as equals to men..let alone bros.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-72968249441703313302010-12-28T11:42:26.938-05:002010-12-28T11:42:26.938-05:00Hey dude, +1 if you came inside of her and +2 if y...Hey dude, +1 if you came inside of her and +2 if you spooged in her hair!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-12581434110492420512010-12-28T03:18:59.414-05:002010-12-28T03:18:59.414-05:00To anonymous-
The fuck is wrong with you? Strippe...To anonymous-<br /><br />The fuck is wrong with you? Strippers are for dances and more importantly treating like shit and degrading them. I would never fucking exchange bodily fluids with a c-section strip slut. Even an old fashioned would be pushing it. But making fuck with a stripper? No chance in hell.Curb Your Brothusiamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78276402511807538312010-12-27T18:52:18.485-05:002010-12-27T18:52:18.485-05:00whoever said there's no sex in the champagne r...whoever said there's no sex in the champagne room wasn't a bro in Houston. Just got back into town with my bros and did the time honored tradition of Xmas break at The Gold Cup. We got tanked before going, decided 60 dollars for the champagne room and bottle was better than 10 dollars a beer out on the floor. We popped our colors up and had a parade of whores on our laps all night. Then my bros send a Rhiannon look alike my way and after a couple of lap dances I propose to share my nose candy for a discreet hand job. She complies and one ups me by blowing me and banging me right there on the chair next to my bros. I love strip clubs!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45562561179344089842010-12-26T13:32:23.182-05:002010-12-26T13:32:23.182-05:00me and a fellow bro once tried paying a stripper i...me and a fellow bro once tried paying a stripper in cigarettes, needless to say that didnt go to well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19773501992683182782010-12-25T15:40:19.736-05:002010-12-25T15:40:19.736-05:00Mons Venus is only a $20 cover and no drink minimu...Mons Venus is only a $20 cover and no drink minimum. (they don't even sell drinks) You can also get $20 full contact dances from the hottest girls you will ever find at a strip club.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-858233053338815062010-12-25T14:00:20.058-05:002010-12-25T14:00:20.058-05:00rex ryan hahhaaha... strippers are scum and smell ...rex ryan hahhaaha... strippers are scum and smell like cheese, and bros own them. all hail bros!brolando pace, broffensive lineman for the brohio state buckeyesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77837624997587658592010-12-24T17:15:16.227-05:002010-12-24T17:15:16.227-05:00another fucking solid post, though to clarify the ...another fucking solid post, though to clarify the Spearmint Rhino has free limo pickup and no cover charge or drink minimum, shits baller.<br /><br />bro onwolfgang amadeus brozartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-36551330467136193082010-12-23T23:18:06.878-05:002010-12-23T23:18:06.878-05:00NYB you are the shit!
I'm home for break and ...NYB you are the shit!<br /><br />I'm home for break and my sister is a Bro-Hater. She even admitted it and she said she can't stand that I'm a Bro. She's also a fucking #133 feminist. Please Bros I need some Brovice on how to handle this situationAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-71578078200772687402010-12-23T22:29:15.539-05:002010-12-23T22:29:15.539-05:00NYB-
Please never refer to AXE Body Spray ever ag...NYB-<br /><br />Please never refer to AXE Body Spray ever again.<br /><br />Keep up the good work.<br /><br />-BrocietyAdam Banksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56681239842504267722010-12-23T20:28:20.594-05:002010-12-23T20:28:20.594-05:00Hookers? Are you fucking serious? Bros never pay ...Hookers? Are you fucking serious? Bros never pay for sex, and if you want to degrade women, strippers are the only thing you need. Now, getting strippers delivered to your country club hotel room after you and your bros racked up a $1500 bar tab is legit though.Four BROconoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-69810733887196612122010-12-23T18:16:07.540-05:002010-12-23T18:16:07.540-05:00i absolutely love the rex ryan referencei absolutely love the rex ryan referenceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10870198838691673112010-12-23T16:00:00.692-05:002010-12-23T16:00:00.692-05:00free virtual strip club thing is bro as shit. keep...free virtual strip club thing is bro as shit. keep bringing us the perks nyb. next time make it hookers.Brosomenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-92117104607617584712010-12-23T13:47:40.724-05:002010-12-23T13:47:40.724-05:00I used to bang a stripper from Archibald's (15...I used to bang a stripper from Archibald's (15th an K st, DC) on the reg and her apt was mad wierd. Mattreess on the floor, only one piece of furntiture and that was a round kitchen table aka coke pile pedestal aka place where empty corona bottles were placed to collect cigarette butts. We smoked lots of cigarettes, blew tons of coke, got ham boned off jameson, and oh yeah one time she blew me while i was pissing.... before i finished pissing.<br /><br />Love strippers.Pontonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-82907799647349631482010-12-23T13:31:12.363-05:002010-12-23T13:31:12.363-05:00C-section scars should be referencedC-section scars should be referencedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-53793741325262325142010-12-23T12:42:19.361-05:002010-12-23T12:42:19.361-05:00haha love the Rex Ryan reference. concerning that,...haha love the Rex Ryan reference. concerning that, now it makes sense why Rex was criticizing Sanchez's footwork last week. new meaning to jets "foot"ballAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-4581441481035926342010-12-23T12:38:01.949-05:002010-12-23T12:38:01.949-05:00Fuck the feminists and their unbangablity. Do you ...Fuck the feminists and their unbangablity. Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a lightbulb? Of course not because it's a trick question, feminists cant change anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-26695171012062143872010-12-23T12:07:15.495-05:002010-12-23T12:07:15.495-05:00Virtual strip club? 2001Live thing looks legit. Al...Virtual strip club? 2001Live thing looks legit. All we have to do is send our first and last name to 2001LiveStaff@gmail.com? and then we get a free subscription? fucking badass NYB you're the man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-64104368974039087832010-12-23T11:51:42.453-05:002010-12-23T11:51:42.453-05:00Nyb, you are the shit. This post was fucking hilar...Nyb, you are the shit. This post was fucking hilarious and spot on. Keep spreading the truth, and being a bro.bro king from shirenoreply@blogger.com