tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post1617437774773573035..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #14 Talking About How Important Their Father IsNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-51474633911017321322011-11-25T14:02:22.551-05:002011-11-25T14:02:22.551-05:00Totally agree:
1) CEO
2) Lawyer
3) Doctor
The bes...Totally agree:<br />1) CEO<br />2) Lawyer<br />3) Doctor<br /><br />The best situation for a bro is having to have a powerful dad and grandfather. You get both of them in conversation and you can phone that shit in, you are on your way to poundtown. <br /><br />Name dropping is risky can back fire when a is some sort of idealist. Better to just whip out the ID then watch the cop's demeanor change as he reads your name, sees your car, and the slampiece next to you. When he puts it all together, you go home with a warning... now that is BroBromissory Estoppelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25580988582225973432011-08-10T02:13:45.328-04:002011-08-10T02:13:45.328-04:00Bros and their affluence:
http://www.talenthouse.c...Bros and their affluence:<br />http://www.talenthouse.com/creativeinvites/preview/a9eb4e6943cee730bb863c17c92b0a10/220Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-28550034691401881992011-06-26T16:37:32.858-04:002011-06-26T16:37:32.858-04:00Finance is for fags.
My dad's got everyone b...Finance is for fags. <br /><br />My dad's got everyone beat. <br /><br />He sells arms. Jets, missiles, bombs, you name it.<br /><br />And all completely legal by the greatest country on earth. The U.S. Fucking A.Sabesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-11350209216217072502011-06-17T19:04:00.759-04:002011-06-17T19:04:00.759-04:00Broest story ever:
A bro and his bros got arreste...Broest story ever:<br /><br />A bro and his bros got arrested at a party and were not read their rights/ weren't released when said bro's father called. Mistake: bro's father was a huge fucking lawyer. Not only were the bros let go, half of the police department was fired, and the bros got compensation for being bothered in their bro activities. <br /><br />True fucking story.Bromasternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-63282059903539725632011-06-09T11:22:46.981-04:002011-06-09T11:22:46.981-04:00My dad retired at the age of 45 after selling his ...My dad retired at the age of 45 after selling his dad's travel company for a shitload of money. all he does now is travels (stays in penthouses because he knows so many people in the hotel industry), golfs, and chills. Fuckin boss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-28722462866014061962011-05-11T12:02:20.286-04:002011-05-11T12:02:20.286-04:00hedge fund manager. boom.hedge fund manager. boom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-84757695964253060602011-03-11T13:07:47.019-05:002011-03-11T13:07:47.019-05:00brometheus...thats not bro at allbrometheus...thats not bro at allAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-54359871512613397692010-11-15T20:34:49.801-05:002010-11-15T20:34:49.801-05:00none of the lists include "Baddest Mother Fuc...none of the lists include "Baddest Mother Fucker Alive" which is what my father is. he worked in a foundry for 16 years and when he got bored of that shit he became a trucker just for the hell of it. not to mention that my father has been putting the Big Guy of other crews in their place for almost 40 years now and he's not even his own crew's Big Guy.Brometheushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14702168401319851843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77246627809162333152010-05-25T17:12:17.110-04:002010-05-25T17:12:17.110-04:00if your dad's name can't be found on the &...if your dad's name can't be found on the 'Executives and Board Member's bio' section of a Fortune 500 website... you have no business being on this site.Bronard Madoffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-36432488606061803542010-05-05T14:30:05.971-04:002010-05-05T14:30:05.971-04:00all you got to say is, "my dad works for the ...all you got to say is, "my dad works for the goverment, he is always traveling around the world" it works all the time, plus you can change the storys up with different girls since "works for the goverment" is very vague but really fucking important and james bond sounding.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09909463581745912962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-58831495212916114352010-04-27T22:33:35.304-04:002010-04-27T22:33:35.304-04:00The revised top 10
1.) CEO
2.) Lawyer
3.) Nationa...The revised top 10<br /><br />1.) CEO<br />2.) Lawyer<br />3.) National News Anchor<br />4.) Professional Athlete<br />5.) Politician<br />6.) Oilman<br />7.) Venture Capitalist<br />8.) Fighter Pilot<br />9.) Brewer<br />10.) Porn StarAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-51012010702674162212010-04-09T21:50:16.690-04:002010-04-09T21:50:16.690-04:00Dude its all about finance... IB and Hedge Funds.Dude its all about finance... IB and Hedge Funds.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03104978443399985810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-9777597847187876882010-03-26T16:32:59.214-04:002010-03-26T16:32:59.214-04:00peter schanzer....the nbc sports comment
I really...peter schanzer....the nbc sports comment<br /><br />I really cant call this a bro move now that you hid your name as anonymous. Even tho you go to ND you still might be a bro its no Vandy but good luck with parietalsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-17587838321756313242010-03-19T21:30:47.419-04:002010-03-19T21:30:47.419-04:00My dad is a judge and all the cops in the city kno...My dad is a judge and all the cops in the city know it and it scares the shit outta them when I say, you know my dad is the judge?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77209285509710089152010-03-16T03:50:00.266-04:002010-03-16T03:50:00.266-04:00Best bro-dad job is Mayor, District Attorney or St...Best bro-dad job is Mayor, District Attorney or State Senator (or distantly related to a US Senator or something).. It might not have a ton of money attached to it, but everybody has to listen to what the guy says, plus it gets you into the rich circles without having to actually be rich.<br /><br />On a regular basis I drop that I am Dick Cheney's nephew and/or that my Step Dad is fishing buddies with George and Jeb Bush. Total bullshit but this is always effective.<br /><br />Best dad drop happened during pledging.. I was the designated driver for the actives and was borrowing my big brother's H3.. His dad was a State Senator from Connecticut and the Hummer had license plates with the word Senator and like two letters and one number - shit just looked mad important.. anyway, cop pulls us over just for the hell of it.. wreaking of booze, no wallet or license and in a car that doesn't belong to me, the cop just wanted to see if I was anyone super important, and let me go despite having about 15 people crammed into this bitch hummer and half a dozen open containersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42760176256766816232010-03-15T15:19:38.525-04:002010-03-15T15:19:38.525-04:00No the best job for a bros dad to have is Police C...No the best job for a bros dad to have is Police Chief. then the cops work for your dad... and no one is going to arrest the boss' sonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-82686619702752054732010-03-08T21:52:46.919-05:002010-03-08T21:52:46.919-05:00Straight Investment Bankers are no longer bro at a...Straight Investment Bankers are no longer bro at all thanks to the new regulation, I prefer claiming not to understand what he does, but explaining he's away everyday on the G-5. Let curiosity work(Banker, Entrepreneur/Drug-dealer, Congressman, Real estate mogul, hitman, etc.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41453726966405181202010-03-03T02:42:59.893-05:002010-03-03T02:42:59.893-05:00CEO of Goldman or some shit like that. A true bro...CEO of Goldman or some shit like that. A true bro gets a massive bonus even when the economy is in the shit hole and the reason the economy is in the shit may be because of him....<br /><br />That's a true bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24211322106209208452010-03-01T15:09:39.262-05:002010-03-01T15:09:39.262-05:00Agreed...being a lawyer is jews
A real bro's ...Agreed...being a lawyer is jews<br /><br />A real bro's dad owns a ton of real estate across a wide area so when he walks down the street people know he's a fucking bossLa Cosa BROstranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-26400059623515619412010-02-23T23:31:05.297-05:002010-02-23T23:31:05.297-05:00Entrepreneur is about as bro as it gets. You'r...Entrepreneur is about as bro as it gets. You're smart enough to own your own businesses, instead of working for somebody else. This means you have solid money and you can skip town whenever the fuck you desire, and not have to worry about going over your vacation time.<br /><br />Best part about a bro with a business owner for a dad is he doesn't even need to have his dad use his own connections, but he can just take over the business.<br /><br />Lawyer is a job for jews.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-92212093346023520372010-02-12T13:45:44.933-05:002010-02-12T13:45:44.933-05:00Let's just say I when I went to College instea...Let's just say I when I went to College instead of living in the dorm's with all of the "High Potential" scholarship kids that they bus in from Oakland, I had my father purchase the ultimate bro pad for me and two of my bro's. House in the Country Club 3 miles from school. Just the perfect amount of distance so that our slam pieces to do the walk of shame after being taken to Pound Town the night before. Mission Accomplished.Brosefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-72337022238027852072010-01-05T13:10:46.202-05:002010-01-05T13:10:46.202-05:00I used that to get out of trouble one time. Our du...I used that to get out of trouble one time. Our dumbbitch of a waitress tried to kick us out of a restaurant because me and my bros "sexually harassed" her. It was simply a tap of love on her ass. I then had to explain to the owner of said restaurant that my father is rich as shit and probably owned the land that his shitty establishment was resting on. Bros fucking ruleFarrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60090017788477132022009-12-21T16:03:51.509-05:002009-12-21T16:03:51.509-05:00Owner of multiple cardealerships isn't bro, it...Owner of multiple cardealerships isn't bro, it sounds like cheap, sleazy, deuche bag. Lawyer, Senator, Congressman, Doctor, all bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83911443361408556052009-12-21T14:32:09.211-05:002009-12-21T14:32:09.211-05:00Hold on, who makes this site? I got in an argumen...Hold on, who makes this site? I got in an argument with cops last spring when my bro was lighting napkins on fire at hard times. Am I on the Broman Show?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-30334622603912392622009-12-18T22:01:45.264-05:002009-12-18T22:01:45.264-05:00Um, Dave who posted on September 11, nice job assh...Um, Dave who posted on September 11, nice job asshole, but ESPN is owned by Disney. So who is the pussy cocksucking faggot now?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com