tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post1818074489703291066..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #89 Hating HipstersNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger148125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2495229428776075072015-04-16T21:03:13.483-04:002015-04-16T21:03:13.483-04:00You are all seriously dumb fucks, and should never...You are all seriously dumb fucks, and should never, ever procreate.Deanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14887515216285807753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83774355777467694552015-04-01T15:36:46.058-04:002015-04-01T15:36:46.058-04:00Your really going to fucking make fun of them and ...Your really going to fucking make fun of them and their type a style when you just said the word faggot there is seriously something fucked up with you if you say that word people that say that word are the type of people that only like people like them and are afraid to have an open mind.. Ass you are just like all the other fuck faces in this world and if you don't like them don't pay attention why spend so much fucking time on people you don't like you seriously need to fucking and let people be the way they want to be let them be free in their own minds <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91189358733678648152012-10-11T14:36:36.953-04:002012-10-11T14:36:36.953-04:00Wtf sir u r ahomo
Wtf sir u r ahomo<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-26772287420870930822012-09-25T21:51:48.468-04:002012-09-25T21:51:48.468-04:00NICE, I'm a punk rocker/metal head who can'...NICE, I'm a punk rocker/metal head who can't stand seeing people just stand there at a concert unless they're like 50 years old. Kudos to all you bros out there if I could be as fuckin awesome as all of you I wouldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-38000084890616481562012-01-25T14:23:36.773-05:002012-01-25T14:23:36.773-05:00Bros would love this vid:
Sh*t Hipsters Say
http:/...Bros would love this vid:<br />Sh*t Hipsters Say<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSbf-qidVekAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-49954805324314290392012-01-14T17:40:36.941-05:002012-01-14T17:40:36.941-05:00Broment of the Week 01/10/2012:
So I get to the g...Broment of the Week 01/10/2012:<br /><br />So I get to the gym and immediately notice that some hipster is dicking around on my bench press, a major bro-no. Without a second thought, I steal his gym bag right in front of him (though it was more like a gym-purse) for even imagining that it was okay to be there in the first place. I throw the gym bag into a toilet that some chill bro had clearly just destroy...ed, to let him know that this is no-joke. I then grabbed his hair spray that he uses to construct his fohawk hair-style, sprayed enough to tear a hole in the ozone, and then made him take a deep breath.<br /><br />He then began to cry. Being the cunning bro that I am, I offered a false apology (hipsters are easily swayed by emotional appeal), and told him that I would pay for his plane ticket to Paris, where the latest "Indie" music festival was being held. Being too excited about traveling to Paris where he would see the latest hipster fashions in person, he didn't realize what a mistake he was making when he agreed. I purchased his ticket, and then called the airport TSA to tip them off that a terrorist wearing thick-rimmed dark glasses was on his way to the airport about to board the Paris flight. According to the tracker I placed on his Starbucks Frappucino, he is now in Guantanamo Bay. It's a bro's world, everybody else is just living in it.rbowman91https://www.blogger.com/profile/07637393348120543705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-73919260542999702532012-01-12T14:41:37.201-05:002012-01-12T14:41:37.201-05:00I found this while looking for hipster porn, good ...I found this while looking for hipster porn, good job on the very detailed joke 7.5/10Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24348936855703957302011-11-18T15:22:40.949-05:002011-11-18T15:22:40.949-05:00i just love how there's an ad for urban outfit...i just love how there's an ad for urban outfitters at the bottom of this page hahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-13548380417052854062011-10-06T21:01:14.011-04:002011-10-06T21:01:14.011-04:00You guys are so lame. Anyone who calls themselves ...You guys are so lame. Anyone who calls themselves a bro is not a bro. Real bros are no doubt called bros by other people but they don't openly embrace that label (NYB is clearly posting with a hint of irony) . Anyone who openly embraces that label is a poser. And god these comments are stupid. how fucking immature are you guys? 90% of these comments look like something a high school kid would post. On both ends. Maybe its because real bros, don't waste their time posting on some stupid website.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44185225288156793762011-09-23T18:49:27.184-04:002011-09-23T18:49:27.184-04:00^^ gayest post on the site^^ gayest post on the siteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-81133564617999048152011-09-18T17:39:42.479-04:002011-09-18T17:39:42.479-04:00There are only two types of people in this world; ...There are only two types of people in this world; those that have perfect bro bodies and those that crave them sexually. When an imperfect male such the guido first sees a bro, they become BROver awed by the perfect male body that bros have to the point that guidos start sexually craving them. Guidos lift weights and pump steroids hoping to build a male body that they think a bro could possibly like ignoring the fact that bros never like male bodies sexually back. Guidos refuse to accept this fact so they keep tons of gel in their hair that they can quickly run their fingers and stick up their butts hoping to be the first to capture a gay urge out of a bro for just a second. This is how the guido prepares himself to catch! When the reality that bros can never like men sexually finally hits a guido, guidos get BROverwhelmed to the point of desperation and start attention whoring by dying their skin orange for the same reason fat, skanky, ugly bras dye their hair pink or purple.<br /><br /><br />Another type of imperfect male that craves the bro body sexually is the lazy tranny! They go by various names such as hippie, rocker, metal head, grunger, goth, emo, scene, hipster, and many more. The lazy tranny has a little more sense than the guido since they realize that bros are only sexually attracted to the female body. Lazy trannies are under the delusion that wearing their sisters’ tightest jeans and black makeup and black nail polish will make them competitive with bras for the sexual attention of bros. Lazy trannies won’t even make the effort diligent trannies do to make themselves attractive to men such removing all facial and body hair except scalp but partially removing eyebrows to a sexier shape, taking female hormones, getting breast implants, facial and sex change surgery let alone what bras do to try to get the sexual attention of bros. When lazy trannies get rejected by bros, they turn to affirmative action like bullshit arguments as to why it is only fair that bros ass slam them to. When that doesn’t work, they get more bitter than Hillary Clinton and make futile attempts to act worthy by pretending to be too good for bros. Just because half of the lazy trannies look more like a bra than Hillary does doesn’t mean bros want to ass slam them. As far as slamming diligent trannies go, even the most diligent tranny can never look like a bra except on television with lots of porn movie camera tricks so the stupid questions about slamming them are mute.<br /><br /><br />They are several other types of imperfect males that also sexually crave the bro body but I am limiting this post to the two most common types. So my fellow bros, when you see a guido, lazy tranny, or any other type of homosexual/imperfect male on campus or elsewhere, remember one thing, our bodies created this condition in them. This is natural. It is only mental illness when imperfect males expect bros to be sexually attracted back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-8871918594155461002011-09-10T20:30:03.272-04:002011-09-10T20:30:03.272-04:00This pansy ass, mo fo hipster has thrown two no-h...This pansy ass, mo fo hipster has thrown two no-hitters, has played and started on an AAU team with Mr. Basketball (in fuckin Bloomington, Indiana), and could tear your fuckin tricep out with a ballpoint pen. I love tits and beer, and popmusic. The kicker is that I'm not an anti-environmentalist, spoiled, misogynist, homophobic, entitled, irreformable bastard. <br />You can find me working at the public library, wearin my tightish black levi's, listenin to indie music, with my racing road bike locked up outside.<br /><br />-BROn IverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-64109574828965870572011-08-23T08:00:48.115-04:002011-08-23T08:00:48.115-04:00Hipsters have no musical taste. They start to fuck...Hipsters have no musical taste. They start to fuckin love a "nu-indie" youtube vid and start doing some sort of dance that causes paramedics nearby to think someone went into an epileptic seizure. But as soon as the video views hit 1000 views they totally fucking crucify the song and criticize it for being too fucking mainstream. Its like teen angst for nerds. God whenever I see a dude with his goddamn tiny hoodie, paper-thin tighter-than-bdsm-plastic-clothes jeans, doin "the seizure",having thier overpriced headphones blaring cacophonous shit: i will ask him to stop, if he refuses, almighty God and almighty bros help me, I will rip out the nearest stop sign and shove it so far up his ass that he will shit out the letter "P" in two months time.<br /><br />Bros slam shit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61895697992193953962011-07-28T10:49:16.497-04:002011-07-28T10:49:16.497-04:00To the guy who said "Kid Cudi is a hipster. ...To the guy who said "Kid Cudi is a hipster. But he's still awesome. Explain..."<br /><br />Explanation: he's awesome cuz he's black, knows who he is, and doesn't give a shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-92187267272327246612011-06-18T09:23:55.286-04:002011-06-18T09:23:55.286-04:00Don't get me wrong - hipsters are fucking scum...Don't get me wrong - hipsters are fucking scum, but if I see some stereotypical douchebags or cookie-cutter frat boys, I'll make fun of them amongst me friends. If that prompts one to get into my face, I'll stare him down til he backs off or takes a swing. If the latter happens, I'll promptly kick his ass because I'm not a hungover douche who's threatened by a stranger's opinion of him. Honestly, bros shouldn't lose their chill that easy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-17154079061069986712011-06-17T19:37:43.646-04:002011-06-17T19:37:43.646-04:00bros do deadlifts. hipsters don't. end of sto...bros do deadlifts. hipsters don't. end of story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62174919826031788232011-04-12T21:44:49.192-04:002011-04-12T21:44:49.192-04:00This article disgusts me. I haven't heard of b...This article disgusts me. I haven't heard of bigotry like this since the 19 fucking 30's. Who the fuck do "bros" think they are? Just because they can get a "slam piece" girl better than I can doesn't make them any better, it just makes them sick and disgusting for labeling these human beings with a word better fit for meat. It's not a bro's world. Bros will just end up with a beer belly sitting on their mom's couch at age 30, watching football clips for 5 seasons ago. I'll have a life, they won't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-53358907464266585252011-02-23T23:35:22.330-05:002011-02-23T23:35:22.330-05:00Stole a hipsters fixie today, immediately sold it ...Stole a hipsters fixie today, immediately sold it for 40 bucks and bought two 30 packs of natty ice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91197800634360082652011-02-23T05:37:59.625-05:002011-02-23T05:37:59.625-05:00Bros don't drink coffee though... hipsters do....Bros don't drink coffee though... hipsters do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44390558174700645802011-01-18T23:00:48.531-05:002011-01-18T23:00:48.531-05:00"Swagbasedgod"??
are u fuckin serious? w..."Swagbasedgod"??<br />are u fuckin serious? what a chode.<br /><br />lol first line of this post is mint, when my bro bought his new house i spear headed the theft of 2 benches from an old folks home in 2 consecutive weekends. best part was a few days after when my bro told me he drove by and saw 4 old people crammed onto one bench. fucking gold.Ali G as BROrat... Sexytimenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-50499671433714371032011-01-09T22:07:52.173-05:002011-01-09T22:07:52.173-05:00The chinese kid from Temple of doom calls him Dr. ...The chinese kid from Temple of doom calls him Dr. Jones not Indy... you bros are fucking stupidAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-65017070975559971832011-01-09T06:22:25.373-05:002011-01-09T06:22:25.373-05:00this site is clearly written by a hipsterthis site is clearly written by a hipsterSwagbasedgodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77408724978796377492010-12-30T02:17:18.102-05:002010-12-30T02:17:18.102-05:00oh yea an i forgot. fuck spending alot of money on...oh yea an i forgot. fuck spending alot of money on cloths. what money? u mean the weed i had, nah i spend proly 50 max on a full outfit. thats shirt pants and sox cus i sure as hell didnt buy these vans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2846170116130100212010-12-30T02:01:26.487-05:002010-12-30T02:01:26.487-05:00you could say im a hipster. love indie, and altern...you could say im a hipster. love indie, and alternative music but fuck me that post was funny as hell. That perfectly describes faggets who want to be indie. Im not gona make fun of bros for there life style cause mine real similar like. im always fucked up mainly weed an shit load of alc. but i realy like coke. Also those faggs with fake glasses are gay as hell, but im all for skinny jeans and a striped shirt. my point is not all of us are broke back bitches and this was a funny post.<br />thumbs up manAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19101300037579837132010-12-16T22:49:33.589-05:002010-12-16T22:49:33.589-05:00I guess you'd call me a hipster because:
1) I...I guess you'd call me a hipster because:<br /><br />1) I have a higher IQ than you.<br />2) I have taste and realize why Pavement is about 50,000 times better than Dave Matthews.<br />3) I think spending a lot of money on clothes is, as your slope-headed neanderthal self might say, really gay.<br />4) I'd rather not go to a bar that charges $5 a head to get in where you drink piss beer in plastic cups and can get crabs peeing in a urinal.<br /><br />And on top of it:<br />1) I know more about sports than any of you.<br />2) And that means real sports, which does not include playing in a boat or throwing a ball around with a toy stick.<br />3) When I was in my prime, I could drink more in one hour than you pussies could in a week.<br />4) I broke more people's shit in one hour than you white-hat wearing closet cases did in an entire four years of college that month I was straightedge.<br />4) I know more about economics and finance than any of you dumb fucks.<br /><br />Do you know what one of the funniest bro things is? When the "sensitive" bro takes an acoustic guitar out and sings John Meyer.<br /><br />Seriously, brosef -- I might not wear tucked in golf shirts, but I'm better than you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com