tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post1881721952335785130..comments2010-07-14T11:23:57.241-04:00Ned's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317Nedsyoungerbrother@gmail.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-76073085666776385252010-07-14T10:57:00.230-04:002010-07-14T10:57:00.230-04:00I know this is late, but I just discovered this bro gospel about a week ago and have been doing some catch-up in the archives.<br /><br />Although posting as anonymous is anti-bro, I have to put in my two cents... more than likely attributed to my lingering drunkenness from last night and unwillingness to crunch numbers at work while being drunk as fuck.<br /><br />-One of our most &#39;proud-to-be-American&#39; moments was Obama&#39;s election? Yeah fucking right. Politics aside, the only thing bro about him is that he shares our love for tobacco... which still doesn&#39;t make up for the fact he stands for everything else that&#39;s anti-bro.<br /><br />-Bros were never at one point immigrants to this country. America is the birthplace for everything bro. Bro&#39;s are 100% American. Also, bro&#39;s don&#39;t speak this English language you talk about. We speak American.<br /><br />NYB, you&#39;re the man. Sorry my first response isn&#39;t love and appraisal but those two things are literally the only things I haven&#39;t agreed with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-57901850474693304122010-06-20T15:58:33.157-04:002010-06-20T15:58:33.157-04:00John Daly is a bro and same with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Watch this<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9e8nPkT3rg&amp;feature=player_embedded#!<br /><br />and if you don&#39;t start chanting USA while watching, you are a terrorist piece of shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67318029961975224372010-05-20T20:56:29.875-04:002010-05-20T20:56:29.875-04:00here&#39;s a tricky situation for a bro: do you drive an american car like a jeep or a fuckin camaro, or do you go with the classic bro car - the beamer?<br /><br />personally i prefer the jeep because its the closest thing to a tank that bros can driveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87466895833964723012010-04-28T04:21:29.453-04:002010-04-28T04:21:29.453-04:00A: if u really r a bro and smart as shit, define jingoism. and <br /><br />B: <br />Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?<br />A: They&#39;re both fucking near water.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10149101960895279842010-03-11T17:01:29.765-05:002010-03-11T17:01:29.765-05:00Bros fucking hate obama! But you wouldn&#39;t know that because you&#39;re a fake ass bro from up north. All bros are from south of the Mason-Dixon Line!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-15812886701149559372010-01-12T13:57:32.045-05:002010-01-12T13:57:32.045-05:00phelps is a douchebag any bro from towson konws itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5749828440192178802009-12-03T16:08:28.472-05:002009-12-03T16:08:28.472-05:00After Phelps won the 8th gold medal my bros and I were in the street doing the USA chant so loud the whole neighborhood heard it. My voice was so sore I couldn&#39;t speak the next day.UMN Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-70247588111106639892009-11-30T01:13:44.932-05:002009-11-30T01:13:44.932-05:00Red, White, Blue and Bro. Deport the illegals!avacaBROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13454898172468425977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-73092928066238682112009-11-20T21:32:59.425-05:002009-11-20T21:32:59.425-05:00obama hates americaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25899539265583937512009-11-18T19:19:02.466-05:002009-11-18T19:19:02.466-05:00From texts from last night:<br /><br />(410): Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA! <br /><br />This guy must have been a bro king.Randy Broturenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-1796206817893012392009-10-29T18:30:42.567-04:002009-10-29T18:30:42.567-04:00well put bro.Charles Bro Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800776568594696128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-72578686630775911532009-10-15T11:57:22.787-04:002009-10-15T11:57:22.787-04:00Bro.J. Simpson here saying, &quot;If you don&#39;t like America then you&#39;re a fucking terrorist, and if you are literally not a terrorist... then your a fucking pussy&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-21684954499927927562009-09-30T13:06:05.123-04:002009-09-30T13:06:05.123-04:00fuckkk yeahhhBron Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06026552358079451923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-46637781142474003032009-09-20T19:06:48.569-04:002009-09-20T19:06:48.569-04:00The fact that he got caught smoking week makes him an even bigger bro-kingBro. J. Simpsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-446198545631188492009-09-02T23:19:36.724-04:002009-09-02T23:19:36.724-04:00most fucking american thing ever: the speech in independence day. that movie makes me love america so fucking much, almost as much as i love being a bro / hate gdi&#39;s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-89498055435235033142009-08-24T00:13:58.772-04:002009-08-24T00:13:58.772-04:00I wonder how much ass James Buchanan pulled when he was in the white house. Bro god right there.Brocho Cinconoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-79230220211945201102009-08-21T14:51:37.911-04:002009-08-21T14:51:37.911-04:00Cheers to that, John Daly is the ultimate bro athlete!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47692578847405057982009-08-21T14:45:57.866-04:002009-08-21T14:45:57.866-04:00Drink American Brew, Smoke Cali Weed, Wear USA Threads, drive Ameriacn Muscle and slam every hot chick in the worldAbroham Lincolnhttp://www.whitehouse.govnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24422174600974156922009-08-20T22:18:18.541-04:002009-08-20T22:18:18.541-04:00Fucking foreigners piss me the fuck off. Even the white fucking Eurotrash piss me the fuck off. Let&#39;s not forget our boy Joey Chestnut as another true American hero. Another great part of being American is being wasteful. Nothing better than making a huge meal with some steak and then throwing away what you didn&#39;t eat, relishing the fact the fucking poor foreigners don&#39;t get to live in excess like we do. America- Fuck Yeah! Bros are the shit.Bro in Chicagonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56358417317090432992009-08-20T13:44:27.570-04:002009-08-20T13:44:27.570-04:00Phelps story- My bros were at the campus bar when they encountered Michael Phelps slammin brews, mackin hoes, and- true- packin a fat dip. My two bros went down the street for cheaper pitchers when the deals ran out, and who should show up at THAT bar 10 minutes later? They bought 3 shots of jack to take one with him, he&#39;s quoted as saying &quot;as long as it&#39;s not cuervo.&quot; True, that bitch apology lost him all sorts of cred, but I&#39;ve got hard evidence- This man walks the bro walkBro-ntosaurusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87696212321917918262009-08-20T10:29:17.330-04:002009-08-20T10:29:17.330-04:00John Daly is the biggest bro in sports. Phelps is a broser.Nabroleannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-90855398983292100242009-08-20T00:11:31.450-04:002009-08-20T00:11:31.450-04:00If you are not from America you are not a bro. It&#39;s fucking impossible. I would go so far to say that being American is criteria #1 for attaining bro status.Paul Bro'neillnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67421160777637727402009-08-19T14:57:39.076-04:002009-08-19T14:57:39.076-04:00I would like to opine on rick brotino, a true bro-king. he sat at a bar, hit on a waitress, and then proceeded to raw dog her in the bathroom and blow the unprotected load inside her. basically jerked off with her pussy. bros don&#39;t give a fuck because being a bro is the shit.Bronan the Brobariannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-33701179969141955742009-08-19T10:11:41.747-04:002009-08-19T10:11:41.747-04:00A=Bros hate fags<br /><br />B=Obama is a Fag<br /><br />C=Bros hate Obama<br /><br />Bros dont like socialism. They dont like people giving shit to poor people.NYB I dont care if your from a Yankee state, you cant be a bro if you like obama. said a shit ton of times how he doesnt like America. If bros like america they hate Obama<br /><br />TRUEBrolander the Greatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74686984794835153072009-08-19T08:34:35.830-04:002009-08-19T08:34:35.830-04:00Phelps is a fuckbag and is in no way a bro king. Bigger bro kings in sports: Matthew Stafford, John Parker Wilson, Brandt Sneadker, Nick Markakis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com