Comments on Bros Like This Site: #111 High School

To bad soccers a bitch sport

2011-03-07T23:43:54.017-05:00

To bad soccers a bitch sport

Lax is gayer than fifty drag queens having a circl...

2010-12-27T14:04:01.457-05:00

Lax is gayer than fifty drag queens having a circle jerk.

The only people who play Lax are pussies who got cut from the baseball team.

And you bro-haters try to make people think Lax is a hardcore sport by wearing those completely unnecessary pads and helmets, despite the fact that you will see harder hits in a fucking WNBA game than you will in a Lax game.

Lax is somewhere between diving and equipment manager for the soccer team on the high school sports brotem pole. Ditch that stupid limp-wristed "cradling" bullshit and play a real sport, pussies.

haha you didn't run shit field fairy

2010-12-27T11:39:39.522-05:00

haha you didn't run shit field fairy

BROise IdaBRO Bro at my school baseball and lax w...

2010-12-16T15:30:28.990-05:00

BROise IdaBRO
Bro at my school baseball and lax were bros together, we partyed together got fucked up together and we were tight as shit. Girls love baseball players and lax players its just an add to be a bro. I was goin to play D1 but i tore my damn labrum so now i get to get fucked up anytime i want and dont have to have any fucking work ethic haha its awesome. and I still get together with my bros both lax and from my baseball team and go to capital games. its great to be a bro.

first off, baseball is for pussies. baseball gets ...

2010-12-09T23:35:26.318-05:00

first off, baseball is for pussies. baseball gets zero bro-cred

i gotta say that lax is the most bro sport on the planet (duke lax has their own circle of bro-dom), closely followed by soccer. why? because the hottest slam pieces play soccer and tournaments are the shit when you get head before and after the championship game, then get hammered with the coach (100% fucking true story). bros are the shit

Me and my bros ran our high school as most bros do...

2010-09-15T18:53:15.709-04:00

Me and my bros ran our high school as most bros do. We were all on the football team and most of us wrestled too. Getting slam peices was easy. I'll never forget bangin a new slam peice to our school in the restroom. The door opens I think nothin of it just figuring it's one my bros....it was my football coach. He looked at us and smiled and says "make sure you hit good bro" and turns around and walks out. That day at practicce he commends me for bangin that slut in the restroom

400k? Are you serious? This is why we have public ...

2010-08-12T08:28:46.235-04:00

400k? Are you serious? This is why we have public schools, so poor kids like you can THINK they're getting the best, meanwhile, your future senators are wearing ties and pastels everyday.

Gym class used to be the shit in high school. You...

2010-08-11T23:46:28.446-04:00

Gym class used to be the shit in high school. You KNOW that we were all the guys who - according to the losers in gym - "took things too seriously." To all the losers that I shook off in soccer; to all the losers that I stuffed in Ultimate; to all the losers that had dodgeballs thrown in their faces...sorry buddy, but serious is the ONLY way to do sports.

High School marked by: RUNNING high school sports...

2010-08-10T10:49:38.811-04:00

High School marked by:

RUNNING high school sports (Lax, football, basketball)

RUNNING high school P.E.

RUNNING high school teachers

Not only drinking mass amounts of alcohol every weekend, but drinking in class with water bottles of vodka.

RUNNING High School Cafeterias

KILLING in random brawls in the parking lot after hockey games against other the school

And of course, I think the most important, RUNNING the slutty high school slam pieces who do not know what condoms are yet (and quite frankly, not being afraid of contracting anything due to fact that you knew who they previously slept with)

Lax is the most bro sport- 3 time state champ in ...

2010-08-06T21:29:39.757-04:00

Lax is the most bro sport- 3 time state champ in HS. was going to Butler but slams title IX ruined the fun so now play d3 and get fucked up every night and dont have to feel bad about the brotastic work ethic
its the ultimate combination getting hot slams and naturally eliminates bro-haters (its expensive and requires athleticism--- 2 bro necessities)

and public schools can be bro--- if the public school is in a neighborhood where property values average over $400k so its basically a private school and no trash can afford to live there.

Bros love raging at their bro's schools = fact of life.

I lost my virginty in a threesome freshman year. I...

2010-07-23T19:17:00.676-04:00

I lost my virginty in a threesome freshman year. If you saw this on any other website you would probably think im lying

holy shit nothing could be more true than this pos...

2010-05-17T02:09:32.106-04:00

holy shit nothing could be more true than this post. me and my bros back home ran that fucking school with a fucking iron bro fist. you better brelieve we were buying handles and 30 racks right after school every fucking day. all the bro haters new we ran that shit and that we were always with the hottest slam pieces.

when us bros are visiting our fellow bros at other schools its a fucking bro ragefest. im talking buying multiple handles immediately after arrival getting wasted. hitting up the band party that night and getting more wasted along with finding fine slam pieces. then goin to the bar wasting gratuitous amounts of money until blacked out and somehow making it back to the bros pad.

when the bros come to town its the fucking shit. go BROmerica

To the jackass who decided that "lacrosse is ...

2010-04-22T20:27:55.384-04:00

To the jackass who decided that "lacrosse is for losers who couldnt play football"
something like 50% of laxers also played football. my boy playing for duke right now got offered a D1 scholarship to play cornerback, but chose lax because its what fucking bosses do. take your pussy shit and go back to some day school in the midwest/south. ill play top level lacrosse at the most expensive boarding school in the country.
peace, kid.

The real bros played soccer so all of the slam pie...

2010-04-20T16:21:38.486-04:00

The real bros played soccer so all of the slam pieces could pick out which one they wanted to be banged by next

lacrosse is for losers who couldn't play footb...

2010-04-19T01:26:52.440-04:00

lacrosse is for losers who couldn't play football or got cut from the baseball team.

Bros...how true this post is..everything said is e...

2010-04-15T14:28:54.780-04:00

Bros...how true this post is..everything said is exactly how it went the first four laps..im finishing freshman year at georgia, and have continued to live the dream..

this bro takes pride in the fact he can snort a co...

2010-04-13T16:04:23.510-04:00

this bro takes pride in the fact he can snort a condom up his nose

The Lord set me upon my path to Bro-greatness at t...

2010-04-06T01:00:28.684-04:00

The Lord set me upon my path to Bro-greatness at the age of nine when I first got shit hammered with other bros. Then slaying slam piece since the age of 12, its true the animal that I am today has been growing a while and that is why I am almost turning pro in getting brolly fucked up.

-Bro Out

birthcontrol won't make you more fucked up.. i...

2010-04-01T11:21:12.284-04:00

birthcontrol won't make you more fucked up.. it will provide your body with estrogen, making it think you're pregnant, and therefore far less bro and much more of a moody, fatty, constapated preg women. UNBRO.

Dude this site is 100% correct, I am a bro and th...

2010-03-31T12:05:16.574-04:00

Dude this site is 100% correct, I am a bro and this site is fucking great. fuck bitches get money

NYB, Perhaps you should deliberate on JJ aka, the...

2010-03-30T18:15:26.240-04:00

NYB,

Perhaps you should deliberate on JJ aka, the 2nd coming of the brossiah. (Sorry to all the Jewbros out there that dont believe in this sort of prophecy, but Happy Passover anyway)

JJ could be the king of all Bros, a few bros were blessed with his Fern-Gully like appearance and stellar moves on the dance floor. Perhaps, we all have something to learn from those bros who are blessed with a few too many chromosones.

as a current high school bro i have to agree as al...

2010-03-29T22:13:53.597-04:00

as a current high school bro i have to agree as always with you NYB. high school is the shit, my parents went outta town i threw a brotastic party that lasted all day. after a while i was tired of the group cause i had already slayed all the slam pieces so i kicked everybody out grabbed some road beers and i drove drunk as shit to another party. then after that party me and my bros headed to t bell and since i was so gone i couldnt read the menu i went off memory and got thirty dollars worth of food. turns out the next day i had a track meet so i woke up still drunk went to the meet and i fucking won the mile with a 4:45 thats bro

Hockey is the ultimate BRO sport, Seeming how obvi...

2010-03-29T19:41:15.914-04:00

Hockey is the ultimate BRO sport, Seeming how obviously you fucking hate the other team your allowed to fight and kick the shit out of them, resulting in scars, blood and endless bro-cred.

Bros were always on the fucking homecoming court i...

2010-03-29T00:40:58.257-04:00

Bros were always on the fucking homecoming court in high school too.

Damn right soccer State Champion. Finals in Buffa...

2010-03-28T23:29:12.493-04:00

Damn right soccer State Champion. Finals in Buffalo. Us BITs of course crossed the border to Canada and drank beers and ate steak the night before the game...on the school's per diem money. My bro hopped the fence at the border after being a smartass and getting denied entry. Smoked those pansy-asses next day and shut down that pussy Mr. Soccer who went on to play for the national team. All everything in soccer and lax while taking the winter to ski blazed everyday and impressing the hot ski-bunny slams with my serious skills resulting in multiple knob jobs. That's just how I rolled.