tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post2246302542517409141..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #55 Breaking ShitNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-66883812823914852222011-01-12T01:19:31.243-05:002011-01-12T01:19:31.243-05:00freshman year a past slam piece was being a bitch ...freshman year a past slam piece was being a bitch so i began to put her in her place. we left the highlighter party at my bros frat and walked back to our dorms covered in marker, and i dropped a comment about how she looked like "stewie griffin had tried to draw a whore and ended up with this mess" she took off crying so me and 2 bros continued to another party smashing mirrors off cars and kickin over everything we could find... that night i got back she was in my neighbors room bitching to her bras about me. she took off and they all began giving me shit... i did the only logical think u can do when ur mad at bras and fucked up... i punched the shit out of their tv. not only did i establish the fact that they made a mistake for giving a bro attitude, i got to claim the bro cred the next day as the story spread that the demolished tv in the garbage was a direct result of my awsomenessAli G as BROrat... Sexytimenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80677064685456146012010-09-02T01:12:01.237-04:002010-09-02T01:12:01.237-04:00Ah, breaking shit. Truly Bro. Some of my favorites...Ah, breaking shit. Truly Bro. Some of my favorites:<br /><br />1) Playing "stair bowling" the last night before getting kicked out of our house. It's exactly what it sounds like. Stand at the top of the top of your staircase and chuck a heavy-ass bowling ball downstairs - destroying the floorboards, drywall, and any shit you decide to use as bowling pins.<br /><br />2) Stealing a couch from the lounge of our dorm, bringing it up to the 5th floor balcony, setting it on fire, and throwing it off. Bros love both burning AND breaking shit, so we figured we might as well combine the two.<br /><br />3) Smashing the shit out of our beirut table with sledgehammers because we couldn't fit it through the front door on move-out day.<br /><br />4) Getting wasted during the Super Bowl and then taking turns shooting the spare TV in our garage with my bro's .38 revolver.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24043530031754374832010-07-29T20:21:48.275-04:002010-07-29T20:21:48.275-04:00Bros are indeed invincible, but me and my bros mig...Bros are indeed invincible, but me and my bros might be running into some brohaters pretty soon........<br /><br />http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-how-much-money-can-a-landlord-charge-you-in-damages-for-a-5-day-house-rental/#commentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-72473070423931347362010-07-04T16:01:33.224-04:002010-07-04T16:01:33.224-04:00last halloween it was about 2am and im hammered wi...last halloween it was about 2am and im hammered with a beer in hand driving my truck with my bro jsut wanting to fuck with peoples shit after driving on peoples lawns got old and running over mailboxes with my truck we decided the new thing is stealing pumpkins and throwing them on our principles drive was the way to go....me and my bro smashed 23 pumkins on the drivewayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91250221233676256072010-06-02T19:24:00.453-04:002010-06-02T19:24:00.453-04:00Blades of Steel - epic game. Played it a couple da...Blades of Steel - epic game. Played it a couple days ago actually.<br /><br />Awesome post.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13767710164287847045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78816374602059126362010-04-17T20:09:31.484-04:002010-04-17T20:09:31.484-04:00I love breaking/ripping shit down
Chillen at a so...I love breaking/ripping shit down<br /><br />Chillen at a sorority a few weeks ago me and the bros were mad they ran out of beer and proceeded to punch, kick, and one kid was even headbutting the wall. After watching 300 earlier in the day all my rage came out and I "THIS IS SPARTA" kicked the wall leaving a massive hole.<br /><br />Another favorite past time is ripping down all the signs and bulletin boards that told us about floor meetings and stupid group meetings. I don't go to fucking floor meetings I'm a broAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-43090102693667880192010-04-15T17:24:24.388-04:002010-04-15T17:24:24.388-04:00Gondola, middle of the day between runs. Bros are ...Gondola, middle of the day between runs. Bros are the shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-68754908977700174792010-01-30T21:20:44.878-05:002010-01-30T21:20:44.878-05:00The more expensive something is, the more bro poin...The more expensive something is, the more bro points you get when you break fuck it upBronan the Brobarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01106330754254301249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-68207543579934086432009-12-25T11:11:58.985-05:002009-12-25T11:11:58.985-05:00Two days before Christmas. My bros and I had been ...Two days before Christmas. My bros and I had been slamming beers for a solid 6 hours. We had been banging slampieces all break, and we still had two weeks or so until we had to go back to school and bang some more slampieces. The genius idea came over us. "Let's go fuck the shit out of Christmas decorations!" There was about two feet of snow on the ground, but in bro fashion we went out in tshirts and jeans. The highlight was either my bro throwing a birdfeeder thru a window or taking a shit in a snowman and leaving it on the front porch. We drove by the next day and there was unlimited wicker deer, glass ornaments, broken rocking chairs, and metal pots scattered in the street. Bros are the shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52683023850077330782009-12-09T16:34:53.040-05:002009-12-09T16:34:53.040-05:00Anonymous cell phone breaker: stupid story. try ag...Anonymous cell phone breaker: stupid story. try again.BROke back mountainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7184547480485354862009-11-01T12:28:44.209-05:002009-11-01T12:28:44.209-05:00my freshman year me and a couple of my bros went a...my freshman year me and a couple of my bros went around the school and asked all the slam pieces for their old cell phones, they were skeptic, and we told them that we were cared about the environment and were going to properly get rid of them........we were later seen with 15 cell phones, a baseball bat, throwing pitches on the quad and destroying the cell phones..<br /><br />breaking shit is the shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85913341254167178422009-10-30T20:20:09.683-04:002009-10-30T20:20:09.683-04:00me and few bros were getting drunk as shit on a fr...me and few bros were getting drunk as shit on a fraterday a few weeks ago when this fuckin bro hater hit me and took off running to his car, being a true bro that shit was not gunna fly, i chased him to his car and as he drove away punchin him threw his driver side window, he immediately realized he was fuckin with the wrong bro and got the fuck outta there, i walked back into the bar where all the slam pieces saw my broken hand covered in blood and immediately got wet, of course i wasnt fuckin goin to the emergency room cuz the bar hadnt closed yet, so i got wasted and went back to the frat house where i had 3 slam sessions with a top slam piece, i fuckin LOVE breaking shit!<br /><br />ihsvextra-bro-ardinary bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25044069861308157542009-10-18T21:04:07.032-04:002009-10-18T21:04:07.032-04:00A staple of broing out at my fraternity house is b...A staple of broing out at my fraternity house is breaking all of the old appliances that people left from the year before. This is accomplished through a variety of methods: baseball bats, other old appliances, the 5 foot drop, etc. My favorite, and also my go to move when we're breaking shit on the dance floor, is throwing a half empty keg at the pile of shit. I'm not sure if there is anything more brotastic that you can do while breaking shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-50715572644893443532009-10-15T21:01:25.022-04:002009-10-15T21:01:25.022-04:00some say i break shit too much. i say theyre fucki...some say i break shit too much. i say theyre fuckin pussys and im bossUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07087899893177763780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77822622131381247372009-10-14T15:27:17.759-04:002009-10-14T15:27:17.759-04:00The night before Thanksgiving break last year, me ...The night before Thanksgiving break last year, me and my bros were #35 pregaming before going out to the bars. Needless to say we were blackout drunk by the time we walked in the bar doors...we are fucking bros after all. <br /><br />After awhile, my one bro, who was also blackout drunk, decided to challenge me to a chugging contest to which I could not refuse. After I completely embarrassed my bro, he angrily threw his draft glass against the floor, shattering it everywhere. I seized this bropportunity to gain some major bro points, and decided to also smash my glass. These actions were repeated around five times, until finally the bro-haters caught on. This gargantuan bouncer, who we now call "Andre the Giant" kicked us out of the bar. <br /><br />This night helped me and my bro to achieve some serious bro points, seeing as we achieved a triple threat. I fucking love being a Bro.Broseidon, Lord of the Broceanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12385038353784368303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-68509824297267047332009-08-26T19:49:28.742-04:002009-08-26T19:49:28.742-04:00One night me and my bros were drinking and got bor...One night me and my bros were drinking and got bored. We decided to go to the local driving range and stole three shopping bags full of golf balls (because stealing is the shit). We brought the balls into the dorms and went to the top floor (the 5th). Right outside the window the stupid fucks from security parked their rent-a-cop cars. We figured since we hate authority and assholes telling us to be quite at 4am on Tuesday nights because we love drinking, we should throw these golf balls at their stupid cars. <br /><br />There was another bro in the lounge and when he saw what we were gonna do he realized what we were doing was so awesome he swore he wouldn't tell security we did it. Watching those balls fall onto their hoods and windshields felt so awesome I felt full bro-itude!!! After the damage was done the rent-a-cops were furious and asked everyone who did it. They went to the cars and were taking pics like they were CSI or some shit. The entire 5th floor had to pay for the damage to the pigs' cars and they were so impressed by our bro-king ways, they never told on us and took care of the tab.Holy Broman Empirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-69221832412498346642009-08-08T01:40:27.349-04:002009-08-08T01:40:27.349-04:00Nothing beats dropping a bowling ball off the roof...Nothing beats dropping a bowling ball off the roof onto your parents appliances: TV's, toilets, expensive chandeliers...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-824867092913465092009-07-31T13:12:05.732-04:002009-07-31T13:12:05.732-04:00Who are you Brohemian Rhapsody, fucking Mickey Rou...Who are you Brohemian Rhapsody, fucking Mickey Rourke? I see the creativeness with which bros are making up new names (Cosbro Kramer? Great story by the way) is constantly increasing. What's better than breaking shit and then fucking a slam piece? Breaking the slam piece WHILE you rail her. A bro of mine was pounding this bra so hard that he tore her vag and she had to go to the hospital. Bros are the shit.Bro in Chicagonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-13054887143877197342009-07-31T05:30:45.380-04:002009-07-31T05:30:45.380-04:00Bro-king shit is definitely a legitimate way to en...Bro-king shit is definitely a legitimate way to end the night...my old apartment building has yet to replace the ceiling fans/wall lights that me and the bros BROke while drunk...the best part is when my bro-mates drunken ass locked me out with the inside deadbolt my bro rhino charged and broke both deadbolts then we called the pussy management company and told them a robber tried to break in...they wanted us to file a police report fucking fags. another incident involved a brand new 350z that had an out of state plate which surely belonged to a douchebag brohater who thought he was the shit. both doors, side mirrors, back windshiedl and headlights were all destroyed...the best part about it i saw the owner the next day when i was walking to the store...it was not a brohater at all...it was a fat chick ha ha haBrony Montanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175165780592115571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-34936906118337708562009-07-31T01:23:27.774-04:002009-07-31T01:23:27.774-04:00Ha I've done that. I was notorious for breakin...Ha I've done that. I was notorious for breaking the ceiling tiles and throwing garbage and empty liquor bottles up there. I also punched exit signs and whiteboards*.<br /><br />*One incident with a whiteboard ended with several stitches, two lacerated tendons, and an operation. But I've learned my lesson. Now I just kick the fucking whiteboards instead.Bro Patternonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-46550989071081355812009-07-31T00:56:03.242-04:002009-07-31T00:56:03.242-04:00best way in the dorms to tear it up is to play a l...best way in the dorms to tear it up is to play a little 4am super mario and take out ceiling tiles like theyre fucking blocks with coinsJGolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389806183825988241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67562620522517963012009-07-30T18:40:23.169-04:002009-07-30T18:40:23.169-04:00March 2009) After a brodown that lasted several ho...March 2009) After a brodown that lasted several hours, I came back onto my dorm hall at around 4 AM and this annoying bitch on my hall had this stupid ass porcelain dog sitting in the hall near her door. In my extraordinarily drunken state, I decided that I did not like this girl and I especially did not like her fucking fake dog. So I took about 5 steps back, raised my hand as if signaling an imaginary referee, and booted the fucking thing halfway down the hallway. I then began running up and down the hall screaming "I punted Baxter!" So the next morning, knowing good and well that I should apologize (because everyone knew I destroyed her dog), I left an envelope under her door. The note inside read; "I'm sorry about your dog. I have enclosed what I feel is a sufficient enough amount to purchase a new dog." The envelope contained $50...in Monopoly money.Bro Patternonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25710690956919507292009-07-30T14:29:27.352-04:002009-07-30T14:29:27.352-04:00you know you're a true bro when you throw your...you know you're a true bro when you throw your bedframe out the window of your bedroom and elbow a 2 pane window in and come out uncscathed. Security deposit gone.<br />bro I definately got laid alot that year with a broken bedframe nontheless.Balls and Shaft crush Delaware Slampeicesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-50534935186811954982009-07-30T14:23:47.199-04:002009-07-30T14:23:47.199-04:00Great story Cosbro. Great story.Great story Cosbro. Great story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87222541423741192432009-07-30T13:37:36.087-04:002009-07-30T13:37:36.087-04:00One time around 4 am right after the bars closed h...One time around 4 am right after the bars closed here in NYC, I went to my neighborhood taco restaurant but they were closed too. What pissed me off was that there were people inside still eating, and one guy right next to the window made a face at me to rub in the fact that he was eating and I wasn't. Out of pure reflex I hit the window as hard as I could just to scare the guy but my fist went all the way through and the entire window fell apart. There was blood everywhere and people were screaming. Drunk as I was that scared the shit out of me so I ran home.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17006058616107666048noreply@blogger.com