Comments on Bros Like This Site: #108 Spring Break

Hey bros, its almost that time of year again. And ...

2011-02-21T13:19:34.885-05:00

Hey bros, its almost that time of year again. And I just wanted your opinions on cruises. Last spring break, I went on a cruise through the Mexican Riviera, and it was chill as shit. So many bros and slampieces. Amazing week. This year ill be going on another cruise to the bahamas, and I'm just wondering what my fellow bros opinions are on cruises, possibly some past experiences. Lets open this spring break shit up again.

amen, bro

2010-04-04T20:42:58.695-04:00

amen, bro

Dude I slayed so many slam pieces over spring brea...

2010-03-31T15:28:58.877-04:00

Dude I slayed so many slam pieces over spring break. Typical bro move.

senorita frog dont forget about beachside blowies....

2010-03-17T21:00:26.738-04:00

senorita frog dont forget about beachside blowies. and the closet was super bro because the illegal who threw us in there asked for 20 bucks, i gave him one and told him to fuck off. but i do respect the porch because you could go down the waterslide and then finish that ride with another type of ride.
senorita frog i'm into your sexcapades.

i would like to say that the porch at senor frogs ...

2010-03-17T17:29:42.958-04:00

i would like to say that the porch at senor frogs is much better than next to the dumpster. blowing a guy up high is much more exciting.
love you "ultimate laxtitute"

im a slam piece and i would like to say that this ...

2010-03-17T00:11:36.719-04:00

im a slam piece and i would like to say that this past week i hooked up in an employees only closet at senior frogs. spring break is the shit. keep it brotastic.

You are not a fucking bro unless you fuck a slampi...

2010-03-16T04:15:52.038-04:00

You are not a fucking bro unless you fuck a slampiece on the beach wherever the fuck you go. Last week in Destin which is about 12 beers(30 miles) from panama I fucked a slampiece on the beach while smoking a cigar and drinking a keystone. That's about as romantic as a bro can be.

hell yea for Pikes in south padre, that shit was o...

2010-03-16T03:02:45.168-04:00

hell yea for Pikes in south padre, that shit was off the chain, slammed 2 slam pieces in 4 days, but its ok, one was a close friend and a sorority sister of the ex. bro as shit

My Bro Move of Spring Break 2.0 (PCB this w...

2010-03-16T01:47:58.226-04:00

My Bro Move of Spring Break 2.0 (PCB this weekend was legit, and my spring break was 2 weeks ago.)

Me to Cop: "I just wanted to check with that I am safe to drive"

Cop to Me: "If you don't think you can drive you shouldn't"

Me to Cop: "I know I can drive. I just want like... a doctor's note in case". I proceed to load Keg #2 from beach into vehicle and leave. ...BRO KING!

gay shit talking about flying to spring break. me ...

2010-03-10T23:16:19.842-05:00

gay shit talking about flying to spring break. me and 20 of my bros are about to drive 18 hours to Panama City. pussys fly. bros cruse and booze.

i will agree with aBROnymous, ryan miller is not j...

2010-03-10T22:21:58.340-05:00

i will agree with aBROnymous, ryan miller is not just a bro-king, but a legend bordering on a myth. spring break myrtle beach is fast approaching. not only will there be massive alcohol consumption but my friend has a hookup in the city for those sweet greens. bros are the shit

BROshon Moreno, The Painstick a.k.a The Paint Sti...

2010-03-09T22:24:28.900-05:00

BROshon Moreno,

The Painstick a.k.a The Paint Stick. Is a common twist painting stick that you can purchase at Sears or any other fine retailer. You basically put beer in a pitcher and you suck it all up with the Paintstick.

Then you put the handle end against a wall, but the spout into your mouth and proceed to push against the wall whatever rate you feel comfortable with.

The Painstick will shoot beer down your throat and it is 200x better than a beer bong.

Enjoy

AEKDB

Jimmy Brollins/RhoBro, I don't mean to sound ...

2010-03-09T12:13:19.949-05:00

Jimmy Brollins/RhoBro,

I don't mean to sound naive, but what is The Painstick? I'm always looking for new ways the bro down. Share the bro love with the rest of us!

BROshon

Haha, fucking dudes. living in pc our spring break...

2010-03-08T23:54:10.320-05:00

Haha, fucking dudes. living in pc our spring break last two fucking months! sup brahs?

Last year, we took the journey to the road. Being...

2010-03-08T18:28:57.894-05:00

Last year, we took the journey to the road. Being able to brag about how you took a ride on the Pound Town Express, in every single State, is true Bro-King status.

Jimmy Brollins I'm so glad some other person h...

2010-03-08T00:29:20.905-05:00

Jimmy Brollins I'm so glad some other person has used The Painstick...quite possibly the greatest invention to ever be invented by man.

AEKDB

Ripping on Georgia's luger is not a bro thing ...

2010-03-07T22:18:57.049-05:00

Ripping on Georgia's luger is not a bro thing to do. I can't think of anything more hardcore of a bro that to go 90 MPH on an ice slide. Total bro-love here.

spring break south padre consisted of 18 pike bros...

2010-03-07T22:08:37.632-05:00

spring break south padre consisted of 18 pike bros crammed into a ridiculous nice house on the beach...yea we fuckin lied and told them we were a church group...we successfully assessed 2k in damages to that bitch and the people that were supposed to stay there next week had to be put up in a hotel for 4 days to clean up our shit...my bad for partying

Sorry For Partying: I broke my ankle and got a sh...

2010-03-07T14:49:31.463-05:00

Sorry For Partying:

I broke my ankle and got a shit ton of grief from some bro-hating doctor about blood clots because of flying. Not only did I not get those aforementioned clots, but I also took all three of the flight attendants to pound town in the aft lavatory. Turns out the bro-hating doctor smelled the bro on me when I stepped into the office and wanted to ruin my break since he was in the library for all 14 of his during his time at med school.

Have fun on your trip and good luck getting to the Mile High Club.

I decree spring break a national holiday and slam ...

2010-03-07T09:27:19.741-05:00

I decree spring break a national holiday and slam pieces to be a national treasure. spending all of your rich dad's money on getting fucked up is the best way to stimulate the economy. To all bros I say get your asses to spring break, get fucked up and slay as many slam pieces as you can in honor of this great nation in which we live.

I'm in key west for spring break this week and...

2010-03-06T22:13:51.306-05:00

I'm in key west for spring break this week and my #81 21st birthday on thursday...

i might go into an alcohol-induced broma

Fantastic post, NYB. God Bless America.

2010-03-06T11:11:27.057-05:00

Fantastic post, NYB.

God Bless America.

Fucking awesome post. Spring Break is to a bro wh...

2010-03-06T04:12:48.274-05:00

Fucking awesome post. Spring Break is to a bro what hanukkah is to a Jew. I went to PC last year and stayed at the Sand Piper which was fucking epic. My dick stayed dry only one night of the trip, but I was still pissed, because I strive to be a fucking bro king like everyone else on this website. This year I am going to the Frat capitol of Spring Break.....Fucking Destin. Me and my bros have a house with like 20 people in it. I think the fucking bro hater owner said we could only have 12. Sorry bro hater owner, we dont give a fuck about your property and we will definitely be breaking a lot of shit. To all you bros out there, please make sure you don't remember this week.

Absolutely amazing... I get to combine #107 Studyi...

2010-03-05T19:26:33.866-05:00

Absolutely amazing... I get to combine #107 Studying Abroad and #108 Spring Break... Its like taking a fucking vacation because I'm too tired from nailing foreign dimepieces every night. Gotta mix it up and slay foreign bitches of a different nationality.

There's nothing like chilling with your Bro...

2010-03-05T13:36:51.721-05:00

There's nothing like chilling with your Bro's at your lake house, smoking blunts and poppin' brews. This is my vision of a great spring break, oh and don't forget the inconceivable amount of ladies...