Comments on Bros Like This Site: #33 Playing With Fire

Back when I was just a fratling (7th grade) a budd...

2010-06-28T14:20:22.569-04:00

Back when I was just a fratling (7th grade) a buddy of mine and I lit a porto potty on fire. I haven't talked to him in years, but given his actions that day, I'd say he's a huge bro now.

A Bro of mine was in Dominican Republic gettin tra...

2010-06-25T22:41:18.590-04:00

A Bro of mine was in Dominican Republic gettin trashed and gettin his game on with a bitty when Bro-hater God decided to throw in a power outage,, Then the super Bro-hater of a bartender got out the Zambuqie or whatever the fuck that gay shit is, and started pouring it all over the bar where my bro was posted up. well being the bro-hater he is, he sets the bar on fire and my bros arm goes up in flames, game over for the rest of his trip and this was his first night.

This is to the bros who threw the bonfire in FTL w...

2010-06-25T02:10:14.912-04:00

This is to the bros who threw the bonfire in FTL where the police, fire department, and ambulance came to break up our bonfire which consisted of 15 pallets and 3 kegs. Too bad those fucking pigs had to come and try to break up the shitshow of a party and ended up getting stuck in the mud because everyone thought it'd be sick to take the backroads. Fuck cops, more brohaters than fucking doctors...oh well everyone knows a cop is easier fool than a fucking doctor.

a couple weekends ago i was hammered and lit and s...

2010-06-10T02:04:34.779-04:00

a couple weekends ago i was hammered and lit and started a huge ass bonfire, huge ass= 40 feet. it was the greatest fire ever though some people disapproved of it (fuckin bro haters)..
Bros are fuckin awesome

This past weekend me and a bunch of my bros were d...

2010-05-24T17:44:34.418-04:00

This past weekend me and a bunch of my bros were down in Maryland at a graduation pig roast when a couple of my drunk bros wandered across the street into a high school graduation party. Well when they asked who we were we said we came from said bro's graduation party. These bro-haters proceeded to scream "FUCK (said bro)". Everyone knows not to fuck with a bro. So we stole their mailbox and you better believe we threw that shit in a bonfire, later to be tossed in the river. Fuck high school bro-haters.

Weekend after new years, was walkin home from a ba...

2010-03-25T16:12:24.921-04:00

Weekend after new years, was walkin home from a bar with bros. Came across a nice dry christmas tree sitting on the side of the road waiting for the garbage-bro. Lit that shit on fire! So funny, and in the crossfire it lit a plastic garbage pail on fire. Still a stain there today. Hilarious.

the one thing possibly more fun then burning shit ...

2010-03-25T01:00:50.803-04:00

the one thing possibly more fun then burning shit is blowing shit up my bros and i would go to bass pro shops buy some black powder and some gatorade all-stars. the gatorade all stars are key because the bottles are strong as shit. so you drink the gatorade, dry out the bottle and fill it up with the black powder. on occasion we would use sparklers for when we taped our shenanigans but since were bro as shit we normally just dropped a match in. all of the black powder lights at once and has no place for the gas to escape except through the hole thats about as wide as a fat girls twat (not very wide) that shit will blow up damn near anything. for extra bro cred poke a hole in the cap and put some sort of fuse in there to turn it into a grenade

Me and some bros were having a white trash themed ...

2010-03-23T12:42:59.683-04:00

Me and some bros were having a white trash themed party last summer..coincidentally next to a house filled with white trash..so immediatly we had someone to make fun of. After finishing of a fuck load of frat sodas and few bottles of jager we thought it would be sweet to light some fellow bros shirts on fire with tiki torches. needless to say after having our shirts torched..we still wore them all night even though they were charred as shit..because we are such bros..I fuckin love being a bro

me and my bro-cuz made a flame-thrower using a jum...

2010-03-21T23:35:22.008-04:00

me and my bro-cuz made a flame-thrower using a jumbo super-soaker, and gasoline. fuckin right. not to mention this was going into the 9th grade.. primetime bro-training.. fireballs+gun=autopussy. oorah

p was hanging wit my frat bros after a long night ...

2010-03-04T03:06:18.529-05:00

p was hanging wit my frat bros after a long night of gettin just fuckin shitfaced, and we thought it would be a good idea to blow fire wit some leftover everclear we had. i went after the other bros had some succeddful attempts--and proceeded to set my entire face and neck on fire. i didnt go to the doctor(cause they are bro-haters) and just chilled with my bros for the weekend. this happened bout october or so. its march and i still have some fuckin badass scars on my neck. LOVE BROS!!!!!!!!!

Fuck that last one sounds epic. Mines not as inte...

2010-03-03T12:43:54.953-05:00

Fuck that last one sounds epic.

Mines not as intense, it was just fuckin hilarious.

Random Tuesday night, nothin to do so we got fucked up. We saw the lighter fluid that one of my bros left in my room, and decided to see what would burn best, an empty handle of shitty vodka (and is, therefore, plastic) or my bros eyebrows. Needless to say the eyebrows burnt better. That's when he noticed (through his non burnt eye) the shitty ass microwave on top of the fridge. We decided that tonight was the night that this microwave would die. After shoving CDs, marshmallows and and metal forks in, we hit the 5 and sat down, beer in hand, to watch the show. It was beautiful. Marshamllows grew to 3 times their size, CDs let out sparks of colors only matched by the shiny flashes of the metal works. Amazing. Then it caught on fire. And I mean it fucking caught, on fuckin fire. Flames are shooting out of this thing like a motherfucker burning the shit out of my ceiling. We grabbed the thing and tossed it out in the hallway. The window on the microwave shattered in a 1000 fuckin pieces. What I forgot to tell u is that we put lighter fluid on the window to heighten the effects of the show. All 1000 pieces spread all across the floor all ablaze, fire alarm screaming it's ass off. A quick call to the pledges and everything went back to normal.
Apparently bras fuckin love fire cause me and my roomate ended up bangin out that night, on a random fuckin Tuesday.

I love being a bro

Just found this site(which is fucking awesome), an...

2010-02-15T06:13:55.368-05:00

Just found this site(which is fucking awesome), and figured I had a story to possibly top them all. Every year my college has a spring event with a bunch of lame ass structured events, but all the bros basically get wasted all day every day of that weekend. Anyways, this saturday started with a keg race at 9am. We showed up 15 minutes late because we were so got so plowed the night before. We still got 3rd place and proceded to slam the keg into the ground to show everyone else what pussys they were. We came home and then got a call around 1pm from one of our bros that stayed behind and continued to chug. He said that the party was out of control and continued getting bigger. Im assuming a lot of these calls went out because when we got there at 130pm, there was maybe 200 people in this back lot, and by 10pm... damn near 1000 (so the police reports say...) Anyways, this party continued getting bigger and bigger and eventually poured into the streets. It was fucking awesome, but me and some fellow bros realized it needed something. We figured a big ass bonfire would suffice. Lucky for us, there were empty cases of beer everywhere that served as our kindling. The second people saw this fire, they went fucking nuts. They threw everything on it. Full cans of garbage, a large sombrero hat, and peices of wood from a broken fence to just name a few.

My night culminated when everyone was around this specticle that we created, and about 1000 people were screaming the lyrics of the billy joel song.

"We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
. We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it!!"

Fucking epic.

Blew up 5 chimeneas this summer and burned a hole ...

2010-02-14T21:29:10.003-05:00

Blew up 5 chimeneas this summer and burned a hole in my neighbors roof this summer with the ole beer can in the fire trick. Best part is the delayed explosion that noone expects except a few heads up bros who love roasting shit. Pretty costly replacing all those chimeneas but cant put a price on watching a flaming can and ceramic frags scatter about enciting chaos and witnessing a bunch of needledicks with fire allergies actually utilize the stop drop and roll technique. ENFUEGO

-Lloyd Banks

Ya so last fall we came home from the bar obviousl...

2010-02-09T18:40:01.844-05:00

Ya so last fall we came home from the bar obviously fucking hammered. One of my bros decided to ride in the trunk of a pledges car and when we got home and opened the trunk we found about 100 candles. It started with one on one fights, escalated to team battles in the parking lot and finally we decided that all the by standers were being pussys just watching so we all unloaded about the last 15-20 on them. One of the greatest nights ever.

yo so sometime in september me and my bros are out...

2010-02-05T14:27:10.033-05:00

yo so sometime in september me and my bros are outside doin tricks and shit off a shitty couch we found in our community dumpster outside our townhouses, it started off with bike and skateboard tricks and escalated to "lets see if this bitch burns". we dragged it out into the street and set it ablaze, around 8 oclock we put that shit out and go inside to munge some food, 30 minutes later we got a knock on our door from the biggest bro haters of them all, the fucking cops. they pull us outside and interrogate us, they say well fuck you pal, and put me and my bro in the back of the squad car where we stayed the night in jail for arson charges. the next day were let out and fuckin hella fatty court appearances later we wind up only having to pay a citation. fuckin cops bro hating as shit

earlier i made a post in the drinking at inapropri...

2010-01-06T22:51:39.096-05:00

earlier i made a post in the drinking at inapropriate places about my bro who drank at chruch. this same bro was extremly inebriated by his case of natty that he decided to start a fire to show all the bras how its done. he had fire going in the air about 3 feet high and yes this bro managed to fall into the fire leaving scars on his hands. but its okay because he also smoked the mary j just before because its illegal and its what bros do and you better believe he got some from his slam peice anyways because bros get it fucking done.

one night me and my bros had a party in my house, ...

2010-01-02T03:24:00.770-05:00

one night me and my bros had a party in my house, damn it was huge, no we didnt have kegs, we did have 50 30 packs of beer, i dont care what the kegs post said, that is a lot of beer. no too mention the liquor cabinet which is always stocked with at least 3 bottles of each. well, my bro (brother, who is indeed my bro) passed out a little earlier than the rest of us, we started setting off fireowrks in his room(fireworks deserves a post of its own) one of them lit the carpet on fire! it was fucking epic. the best thing being to put it out my bro dove on the fire and rolled around to put it out.

During Rush earlier this year I stopped by this fr...

2010-01-01T14:09:50.046-05:00

During Rush earlier this year I stopped by this frat for some late night beer pong. After a couple games i stepped out into the backyard where one Brother was creating yet another fire. I talked to some of the other Brothers, he does this a couple times a week. Ten minutes later this fire was probably 8 feet high, the man was a genius in the art of arson. Brothers then began to attempt jumping over/through the raging fire. Some went through with it and others bitched out .

As the fire started dying down one Brother threw a TV out of one of the second floor windows. This was one of those old thick TV's and the sound it made when it hit the concrete was unreal. They then proceeded to use some of the broken tv pieces to throw in the fire in hopes of keeping it going.

Me and my bros have fires all the time... we get d...

2009-12-05T12:02:58.497-05:00

Me and my bros have fires all the time... we get drunk and someone always ends up out back with a raging fire on the concrete...

straight bro'ing it.

myself and my bro, BroDonough, spent several hours...

2009-12-01T19:13:30.839-05:00

myself and my bro, BroDonough, spent several hours taking little green army mena dn setting up a battle scene on our kitchen counter in the bropad, which was above our college bar. We than began torching those fuckers left and right. Nearly lit the fucking carpet on fire, carpets are fucking bro-haters because they burn so easily. Than BroDonough decided to be a bitch and go to sleep, so i fucking set his door on fire.

I was present to watch a burning couch get pushed ...

2009-11-21T12:46:25.665-05:00

I was present to watch a burning couch get pushed out a 25 story highrise, most amazing night of my life, massholes fuckin' rock!

my bro was blacked out on a camping trip and threw...

2009-11-21T12:41:32.939-05:00

my bro was blacked out on a camping trip and threw two unopened nattys into a fire that had lasted all night, needless o say, he brews exploded and set the tents and ground on fire. We are banned from that site for the rest of our lives. so bro

Any of you who are real Bros have played ASS FIRE!...

2009-10-27T13:39:55.475-04:00

Any of you who are real Bros have played ASS FIRE!!!! You haven't lived till you played ASS FIRE. Drinking and Playin with fire at the same time fuckin rocks!! and your guaranteed to get a slampiece to bump uglies with. Fold a paper towel in half gently tuck it in between your ass cheecks, get a full beer and get READY TO LIVE!!! Light that shit on fire, then grab your beer. You can't put out the fire untill the beer is completely done!!! After your done, grab the neariest slampice and fuck the shit out of her. Her pants will already be at her ankles after she witness' this BRO-Ness!!! She will not say no!! And if she does, wtf is she doin at your party anyways???

All bros love lighting shit on fire. It says only ...

2009-10-26T05:04:49.735-04:00

All bros love lighting shit on fire. It says only drunk bros do it, but as we all know true bros are always fucking drunk. If you are not always drunk you are obviously not bro.

MarylandBRO, fire departments are definitely not b...

2009-09-30T12:49:47.479-04:00

MarylandBRO, fire departments are definitely not bro-haters. In fact, they employ some of the highest concentration of bros. I happen to be a fire fighter and obvious bro who operates under the guise of being a "public safety officer" only to light more shit on fire and flash my badge to hook up with fly slam pieces. A bro with a badge is nearly irresistible to all slams. Nothing better than getting paid to torch shit!