Comments on Bros Like This Site: #33 Playing With Fire

Me and like 6 bros were screwing around on a campi...

2011-12-10T02:57:00.461-05:00

Me and like 6 bros were screwing around on a camping trip, when our big guy got the idea to start a fire. We were in the middle of a fucking field, so we just threw our shitty tents in the fire. A couple of the bros brought some hobags and they had to sleep outside with us. It rained that night and we still slept out there. That morning, we burnt the bras clothes to start a breakfast fire, lent them xl shirts, and dropped them five blocks from their place, then followed them on their walk of shame for two blocks yelling SLUTS!!!!!!!!!

To anonymous bro from Jan 13: I live nearby and re...

2011-08-02T20:11:03.328-04:00

To anonymous bro from Jan 13: I live nearby and remember that shit. Riot cops came. Bros were on youtube slinging teargas back at the cops. Forest Hills was the brocenter of the universe that day. The county DA might be the most brocist cunt in existence. JMU is bro as shit.

My bro always has an epic party the weekend before...

2011-03-31T17:18:37.637-04:00

My bro always has an epic party the weekend before St. Patty's day in Savannah. He inherited this party from his father, who's still broing his face off. Multiple kegs, low country boil (that's shrimp and stuff, yankees) and, always, the Xmas tree bonfire. This guys collects trees right after Xmas and hoards them until this party. We burn em in the backyard near his dock, so we can jump in the river if that shit get's all Smokey the Bear on us. Needless to say, these fuckers can be seen from space once we drown em in gas and touch the torch. This year we had around 12 of them. This shit's so hot you have to be about 25 yards away, if you like eyebrows that is.

Best part- the fire department showed up because some bro-hater thought the house was burning down. After laughing at the pissed off fire marshall (who didn't get out a citation, cos we're bros) my bro's father says, "Anyone can get the cops called to their place. When the fire marshall shows up, THAT's a party!...this happened last year too..."

Bors fucking love cig burns

2011-02-08T23:56:42.141-05:00

Bors fucking love cig burns

I wont lie to you, I was a boy scout. Not only a b...

2011-01-30T23:47:33.778-05:00

I wont lie to you, I was a boy scout. Not only a boyscout, but I was an eagle scout(top rank). But you better believe that shit was to get college scholarships. Obviously I didnt need the fucking scholarships cause bros are fucking rich, but it was just that much more money towards buying brew. Not gonna lie, I didnt learn shit for fire from boyscouts. But while we were camping one night, we lit this fuckers tent on fire while he was asleep in it. Nobody knew it was us. He got out before getting crisped. But it was still fucking funny.

this past jmu springfest block party, during the r...

2011-01-13T21:54:07.867-05:00

this past jmu springfest block party, during the riot me and my bros light a dumoster full of trash and 30 boxes on fire. soo sick

one time me and my bros decided to start a fire wi...

2010-11-03T12:58:24.023-04:00

one time me and my bros decided to start a fire with white petroleum. too bad there was still a spark on the kindling which would not light, so when the wp hit the spark a flame traveled into the bottle, which this fat ass bro hater decided to throw away from him. It went into a tent, burnt the tent down and then some dudes socks caught on fire. he was also a bro hater and it would not have happened to him if he wouldnt wear those faggot knee high socks.

One time me and my bro where drunk and we decided ...

2010-09-29T21:43:53.773-04:00

One time me and my bro where drunk and we decided to make a fuckin fire of fires. Of course we dont use kindling. We use gas. so we filled an empty beer bottle with gas. We lite the fire with gas then chucked the bottle of gas at the fire. The woods caught on fire n the fire dept. had to come and put that shit out.

I almost burned down a church one time playing wit...

2010-09-22T13:04:01.155-04:00

I almost burned down a church one time playing with charcoal - true story

ice decided to have a party last night, so natural...

2010-09-19T17:34:15.599-04:00

ice decided to have a party last night, so naturally me and the rest of my br0z burned two of his 3-bro couches. epic flamez, huge, so hot... ladiez got wet

So our fraternity got a shipment of free samples o...

2010-09-09T02:07:53.582-04:00

So our fraternity got a shipment of free samples of AXE cause they figure if the bros in our house wear that shit everyone will want to... too bad it smells like shit. Axebombs were fun until the weekend where shit started going down. We all get shitty and decide to light this shit on fire. Instead of being 14 and holding a lighter to the spray and giggling we take it a step further. Step 1, light a paper plate on fire and put it on the ground. Step 2, put axe can on paper plate. Step 3, shoot that shit with a pellet gun. HOLY SHIT that creates a fucking mushroom cloud of fire. Clearly we toasted an entire case of axe this way. Bras were impressed as shit and many conceded to be slayed that night.

Made a fire on campus 2 years ago, we sure got ban...

2010-08-25T22:52:47.780-04:00

Made a fire on campus 2 years ago, we sure got banned from there. BROS FOR LIFE hahahaha

- Dancetiger

NYB you'll love this shit. I go to UW and this...

2010-08-07T14:14:48.749-04:00

NYB you'll love this shit. I go to UW and this past year there was a power outage. That was gay as shit. It did lead to something fucking awesome though. Everyone in the greek system went out into the median and just started to party. The playing with fire started out small with some lame ass fireworks, but eventually some bros decided to make a bonfire in the median. this was cool and all but shit really got going when the couches showed up. there were probably 5 couches burned, three mattresses (and frames, and even a few traffic cones thrown in that shit. that fire was fucking huge. you couldnt get inside of 40 feet of it without your eyebrows coming off. then the fucking bro hater riot squad came and broke that shit up. so gay on their part. but needless to say when a riot quad and two firetrucks are required to stop that shit, some bros have truly been playing with fire.

-University of Broshington Bro

During our annual 'cleaning and repairing'...

2010-08-05T03:48:09.977-04:00

During our annual 'cleaning and repairing' of our fraternity party house at the end of the academic year, our pyrotechnics advance beyond that of the above average bro. It a futile attempt to regain the safety deposit on our house (so we could have a 10 keg weekend) we burn all the replaced drywall that was destroyed during fights, because bro's love fighting. The Bro Singh (named after a fucking bro-tastic palace in India) usually has about 5 couches, all of which are always drenched in beer and piss, and can't be passed down to future generations. What would a bro do in this scenario? Burn the fucking shit out of them. This past year we had the fucking brilliant idea to stack three couches on top of eachother and drench them in gasoline. We, the average bro's, were obviously intoxicated and thought that this was a good idea. Not having noticed that we were dangerously close to a dead pine tree, we started the roaring fucking fire. Soon that tree caught on fire too. It was a lone tree, so calling the fire department wasn't a logical option. We let the fucker burn. Needless to say, that party resulted in the talk of the campus or the rest of finals week. The house was repaired, but our landlord kept a security deposit because a fucking dead tree was missing. Such a fucking bro-hater.

Back when I was just a fratling (7th grade) a budd...

2010-06-28T14:20:22.569-04:00

Back when I was just a fratling (7th grade) a buddy of mine and I lit a porto potty on fire. I haven't talked to him in years, but given his actions that day, I'd say he's a huge bro now.

A Bro of mine was in Dominican Republic gettin tra...

2010-06-25T22:41:18.590-04:00

A Bro of mine was in Dominican Republic gettin trashed and gettin his game on with a bitty when Bro-hater God decided to throw in a power outage,, Then the super Bro-hater of a bartender got out the Zambuqie or whatever the fuck that gay shit is, and started pouring it all over the bar where my bro was posted up. well being the bro-hater he is, he sets the bar on fire and my bros arm goes up in flames, game over for the rest of his trip and this was his first night.

This is to the bros who threw the bonfire in FTL w...

2010-06-25T02:10:14.912-04:00

This is to the bros who threw the bonfire in FTL where the police, fire department, and ambulance came to break up our bonfire which consisted of 15 pallets and 3 kegs. Too bad those fucking pigs had to come and try to break up the shitshow of a party and ended up getting stuck in the mud because everyone thought it'd be sick to take the backroads. Fuck cops, more brohaters than fucking doctors...oh well everyone knows a cop is easier fool than a fucking doctor.

a couple weekends ago i was hammered and lit and s...

2010-06-10T02:04:34.779-04:00

a couple weekends ago i was hammered and lit and started a huge ass bonfire, huge ass= 40 feet. it was the greatest fire ever though some people disapproved of it (fuckin bro haters)..
Bros are fuckin awesome

This past weekend me and a bunch of my bros were d...

2010-05-24T17:44:34.418-04:00

This past weekend me and a bunch of my bros were down in Maryland at a graduation pig roast when a couple of my drunk bros wandered across the street into a high school graduation party. Well when they asked who we were we said we came from said bro's graduation party. These bro-haters proceeded to scream "FUCK (said bro)". Everyone knows not to fuck with a bro. So we stole their mailbox and you better believe we threw that shit in a bonfire, later to be tossed in the river. Fuck high school bro-haters.

Weekend after new years, was walkin home from a ba...

2010-03-25T16:12:24.921-04:00

Weekend after new years, was walkin home from a bar with bros. Came across a nice dry christmas tree sitting on the side of the road waiting for the garbage-bro. Lit that shit on fire! So funny, and in the crossfire it lit a plastic garbage pail on fire. Still a stain there today. Hilarious.

the one thing possibly more fun then burning shit ...

2010-03-25T01:00:50.803-04:00

the one thing possibly more fun then burning shit is blowing shit up my bros and i would go to bass pro shops buy some black powder and some gatorade all-stars. the gatorade all stars are key because the bottles are strong as shit. so you drink the gatorade, dry out the bottle and fill it up with the black powder. on occasion we would use sparklers for when we taped our shenanigans but since were bro as shit we normally just dropped a match in. all of the black powder lights at once and has no place for the gas to escape except through the hole thats about as wide as a fat girls twat (not very wide) that shit will blow up damn near anything. for extra bro cred poke a hole in the cap and put some sort of fuse in there to turn it into a grenade

Me and some bros were having a white trash themed ...

2010-03-23T12:42:59.683-04:00

Me and some bros were having a white trash themed party last summer..coincidentally next to a house filled with white trash..so immediatly we had someone to make fun of. After finishing of a fuck load of frat sodas and few bottles of jager we thought it would be sweet to light some fellow bros shirts on fire with tiki torches. needless to say after having our shirts torched..we still wore them all night even though they were charred as shit..because we are such bros..I fuckin love being a bro

me and my bro-cuz made a flame-thrower using a jum...

2010-03-21T23:35:22.008-04:00

me and my bro-cuz made a flame-thrower using a jumbo super-soaker, and gasoline. fuckin right. not to mention this was going into the 9th grade.. primetime bro-training.. fireballs+gun=autopussy. oorah

p was hanging wit my frat bros after a long night ...

2010-03-04T03:06:18.529-05:00

p was hanging wit my frat bros after a long night of gettin just fuckin shitfaced, and we thought it would be a good idea to blow fire wit some leftover everclear we had. i went after the other bros had some succeddful attempts--and proceeded to set my entire face and neck on fire. i didnt go to the doctor(cause they are bro-haters) and just chilled with my bros for the weekend. this happened bout october or so. its march and i still have some fuckin badass scars on my neck. LOVE BROS!!!!!!!!!

Fuck that last one sounds epic. Mines not as inte...

2010-03-03T12:43:54.953-05:00

Fuck that last one sounds epic.

Mines not as intense, it was just fuckin hilarious.

Random Tuesday night, nothin to do so we got fucked up. We saw the lighter fluid that one of my bros left in my room, and decided to see what would burn best, an empty handle of shitty vodka (and is, therefore, plastic) or my bros eyebrows. Needless to say the eyebrows burnt better. That's when he noticed (through his non burnt eye) the shitty ass microwave on top of the fridge. We decided that tonight was the night that this microwave would die. After shoving CDs, marshmallows and and metal forks in, we hit the 5 and sat down, beer in hand, to watch the show. It was beautiful. Marshamllows grew to 3 times their size, CDs let out sparks of colors only matched by the shiny flashes of the metal works. Amazing. Then it caught on fire. And I mean it fucking caught, on fuckin fire. Flames are shooting out of this thing like a motherfucker burning the shit out of my ceiling. We grabbed the thing and tossed it out in the hallway. The window on the microwave shattered in a 1000 fuckin pieces. What I forgot to tell u is that we put lighter fluid on the window to heighten the effects of the show. All 1000 pieces spread all across the floor all ablaze, fire alarm screaming it's ass off. A quick call to the pledges and everything went back to normal.
Apparently bras fuckin love fire cause me and my roomate ended up bangin out that night, on a random fuckin Tuesday.

I love being a bro