Comments on Bros Like This Site: #8 Rolling Deep

Being the big guy is the fucking shit. You get to ...

2011-08-17T19:12:26.608-04:00

Being the big guy is the fucking shit. You get to be the most obnoxious and hit on the most girls that are already in relationships. I am the big guy in my group of bros, but I have never had to actually fight anyone because I am fucking 6'8 and everyone thus far has been too much of a pussy.

Last week I was rolling witth 11 of my bros and a ...

2011-04-29T16:39:13.526-04:00

Last week I was rolling witth 11 of my bros and a bro hater asked why I was rolling 11 deep and my answer was simple "because there weren't 12 of us." Bro haters hate bro-groups

^There's no need to start shit with other Bro ...

2011-04-02T20:26:51.015-04:00

^There's no need to start shit with other Bro groups. All Bros are cool with each other because they can recognize another Bro when they see one. Bros will always band together to run the bar, shut down bro-haters and slay all the slampieces.

Real Bro's Roll Deep with a Glock 23 in their ...

2011-04-01T14:05:42.536-04:00

Real Bro's Roll Deep with a Glock 23 in their waistband. Go ahead other Bro groups, Make my day.

me and my bro rob were invited to a house party th...

2011-02-01T20:21:57.599-05:00

me and my bro rob were invited to a house party the other night and were advised not to let word get out and not to bring anyone else. fuck that, were bros, so we mobbed into the house rolling THIRTEEN FUCKING BROS DEEP and called up at least twenty more who rolled in later. we rocked that tiny little house till the early morning. long live bros

Domthetruth: Best to avoid our crew then because i...

2011-01-08T14:39:29.916-05:00

Domthetruth: Best to avoid our crew then because i guarentee u our 8-12 bros will embarass you, your 3 boyfriends, and ur tit-poppin biddies. U roll up with ur bros and leave with ass, thats how the system works. If u feel the need to bring the meat with u, you're establishing yourself as a Grade A bitch whos too chickenshit to mingle with randos. Crack a frosty beverage and re-evaluate ur standpoint. bitch.

if you roll deep making fun of hot sluts that appr...

2010-12-10T19:09:42.652-05:00

if you roll deep making fun of hot sluts that approach you pushing her away how do you end up getting her in the bathroom to fuck?

When I'm out with my bros, we roll in with 10 ...

2010-10-24T15:23:13.549-04:00

When I'm out with my bros, we roll in with 10 bros, and just fucking own the place. We're jacked and 5'11"+. All of our bros are 200lb+ and can lift double our bodyweight.

I appreciate everyone reppin their schools, but pl...

2010-07-16T00:10:18.722-04:00

I appreciate everyone reppin their schools, but please leave it to the state with the most alcohol consumed per capita, Scott Van Pelt's best college town: Wisconsin Madison.

Oh and of course, good post NYB as always

I learned the hard way not to rely on the enforcer...

2010-06-02T14:29:18.954-04:00

I learned the hard way not to rely on the enforcer from your crew. I'm a good sized bro myself, but I was rolling deep including the biggest guy in our crew. I ran my mouth to an inferior crew and they just took it cause they knew what they were up against. A few hours later I ended up at the bar by myself talking to this slampiece and these bro haters came up from behind and surrounded me. Isolated from my crew, I was screwed so I lit up the biggest guy and took a few lumps before the bouncers grabbed everyone. Bros be advised, if your gonna rely on your enforcer, make sure you roll out together.

Domthetruth sounds like a pussy guido with only 4 ...

2010-05-25T14:43:28.426-04:00

Domthetruth sounds like a pussy guido with only 4 friends, real bros roll deep

Nothin is better than rollin deep when every bro i...

2010-05-23T12:30:38.905-04:00

Nothin is better than rollin deep when every bro is over 6'5 220+. You only need 5 of us and we fuckin own the joint. Our fuckin crew here would shit on any of your pussy ass 10 man crews. Your big guy would shit himself and probally try and join our crew. You fuck with us and we rip yalls dicks off to make the point to never fuck with anyone again you pussy mother fucker.

What kind of bitch bro-crew is rolling with OAR an...

2010-05-06T21:03:46.246-04:00

What kind of bitch bro-crew is rolling with OAR and Dave Matthews? maybe if you've got a more resilient slam piece back at the bro-pad and you need that final ingredient to get her to drop her panties, but come on. OAR? Real bros roll with some heavy Bizkit or some Disturbed. What the fuck are you doing with OAR? Crying by yourself like a bra and using the tears to lube up and jerk off by yourself. so un-bro.

NYB u need to get ur shit straight. Sit back an ta...

2010-03-16T11:44:14.279-04:00

NYB u need to get ur shit straight. Sit back an take notes from a real bro king. Real bros like to go to and throw the most exclusive parties. I,m no different, when I roll to a banger whether its at a friends house or a strangers, I'm Rollin 4 deep and no more. And if there are more, you better believe the extras are only the finest hoes. Ask yourself, when ur at a party, would you rather see me n my bros plus our sexy bitches walk in with there Fuckin tits poppin out? Or the meat waggon of 10 or so dudes that ur Rollin with, ready to come in and make the place smell like nutsack while u sit in the corner and circle jerk on each other. All I know is that if your man-meat brigade showed up at my crib, you'd get thrown the fuck out and prolly have a beer poured on you as soon as you tried to step in the door.

shit i love my crew...our big guy is 6'6 280 w...

2010-03-11T18:04:48.192-05:00

shit i love my crew...our big guy is 6'6 280 with hands the size of a dinner plate. we call him the Russian Ox(came here in 6th grade). kids been trining in muay thai, jujitsu, mma classes, everything since he was a kid. One time we were at the bar, our guys mackin on this chick when her bf comes over. drunk as shit, he smacks our big guy like a little bitch. Ox doesnt even move, just looks at the kid, grabs him with one hand, and tosses him thru a table 10 ft away. ambulances are called, and the little bitch broke about 12 bones in his upper body (cant remember the exact ones). best part is, the owner of the bar, being an ex boxer, said it was one of the greatest moves hes ever seen, and hooks us up with a few rounds. Goddamn I love being a bro

Great site but I have to point out that pearl jam ...

2010-02-15T06:24:11.944-05:00

Great site but I have to point out that pearl jam is not a popular band amongst bros. They have zero songs about getting fucked up, fucking slampieces, or getting your lift on. I think you were thinking of Dave Matthews band or oar, who are like the beatles and rollings stones of the bro-geration.

I think starting shit and not being to afraid to f...

2010-01-17T17:54:28.542-05:00

I think starting shit and not being to afraid to finish it, or needing you big bro babysitter to get you out of it is the least bro thing ever. If you start shit be the one to swing first, win or lose, thats way more broish than pointing out your big friend.

"if you are not in their group of friends, br...

2009-12-30T15:46:37.543-05:00

"if you are not in their group of friends, bros will automatically hate you."

I'm gonna have to call you out on this one. This is absolutely not true and is actually a very "Bra-Like" behavior. What makes Bro's cool is the ability to charm and disarm anyone with their wits and also always make new friends because they're not insecure or social midgets. Hating strangers (especially from the same sex) is chick thing and I think true bros are way above that petty crap.

There is absolutely nothing better than rolling fu...

2009-11-30T17:03:24.453-05:00

There is absolutely nothing better than rolling fucking deep. Like 15 deep. Especially rollin into a solid house party. You just roll in and all the bro-haters and bras see the door open. Then 5 minutes later it closes cause of how deep you were rolling. And of course you gotta have you big guy (ours is 6' 7" 290) in the back just make sure no one even considers saying a word. Bras fucking love that shit. And from the moment you step in the place is yours.

yeah that sounds like a pretty weak bro crew with ...

2009-11-18T20:05:45.403-05:00

yeah that sounds like a pretty weak bro crew with a 5 7 midget enforcer

@ LordOfBros69: My sister could shit all over some...

2009-10-22T18:23:07.409-04:00

@ LordOfBros69: My sister could shit all over some dude that weighs 136 lbs. I hope you are trying to make a dumb fucking joke.

When my bros roll to a party, when we walk in we e...

2009-10-06T03:23:52.633-04:00

When my bros roll to a party, when we walk in we either jump the fuck out of some chinese kid who is eyeballin us, or stick our 12's in every dirty whore we see. You think your Enforcer is a badass, my boy Sballa is 5'7 136 lbs and can bench 165. I saw him blindside the fuck out of some kid who threw a crayon at him. The infamous butterfly is born.

They got rid of "Rock N' Roll Pt. 2"...

2009-09-28T12:40:34.792-04:00

They got rid of "Rock N' Roll Pt. 2" at the Caps games and now we can't yell "YOU SUCK!" at the team that just got scored on. It's such bullshit.

bros stab mothafuckas

2009-09-02T22:32:38.985-04:00

bros stab mothafuckas

I would settle for a studly 6'2 210 bro over a...

2009-08-28T13:17:07.938-04:00

I would settle for a studly 6'2 210 bro over a fat slob bro anyday. just make sure the 6'2 210 bro is jacked, benches a lot, and can scrap with any bro-hater out there, and you will get the best of both worlds.