Comments on Bros Like This Site: #124 Not Being Alcoholics

im not an alcoholic, i'm a bottlehead.

2010-10-17T22:44:55.721-04:00

im not an alcoholic, i'm a bottlehead.

bros arent alcoholics, alcoholics go to meetings

2010-10-07T00:19:00.558-04:00

bros arent alcoholics, alcoholics go to meetings

My only drinking problem is 9am classes

2010-08-29T01:02:32.589-04:00

My only drinking problem is 9am classes

Bro, Sorry, but you are Canadian, get the fuck o...

2010-07-21T11:10:56.266-04:00

Bro,

Sorry, but you are Canadian, get the fuck off America's Internet. Canada day? You best be screwing with us.

Best Regards,
Red, White, and Blue

bros, try this one on for size. im a graduated bro...

2010-07-08T15:02:10.264-04:00

bros, try this one on for size.
im a graduated bro, and so far, im obviously kicking the worlds ass.
i was told last week that i would be going to China for business.
i was supposed to leave july 1st (aka Canada Day) and since i live in Ottawa, the nations capital, there was no fuckin way i was missing this party

instead, i booked a flight that was 2k more expensive on July 2nd, so that i could get fucked up with my bros...

after packing, the drinking began at about 11am and finished around 2am the next day... from a 6 hour long pre-game to a bar tour, me and my bros were fuckin rolling deep all night and slam pieces couldnt get enough

The cherry on top was the hangover i had on the 14 hour flight that left at 6am the next day.

this is beyond true. the other day my mom told me ...

2010-07-08T11:59:08.498-04:00

this is beyond true. the other day my mom told me i was going toward the side of alcoholism because i had a fucking beer bong in my closet. no shit i have a beer bong. how else can i drink three beers at once? solid post.

"Real Bro" Several things: 1. Wine is f...

2010-07-06T10:30:19.902-04:00

"Real Bro" Several things:

1. Wine is for slam pieces and faggets.
2. Bros are smart as shit
3. Bros are the best athletes on the fucking planet
4. If you had any brain cells you would realize we get scholarships for the two previous items
5. Frat sodas are the shit

That is all

there's a few things I've noticed and figu...

2010-07-05T23:02:46.911-04:00

there's a few things I've noticed and figured I'd bring up:

you mention that "bro's" are upper-middle class....I'm not sure where this came from considering true bro's are all upper class. Sounds like a bit of widening to fit in all the wanna-be bro posers.

Since when did being "bro" consist of going to the bar and smashing down Natty lights? This whole stigma you've created of being bro means being the best in the UPPER class and wouldnt that mean your smashing down $500 bottles of wine?

Some people really don't understand the satire on this site. So many "bro-posers" these days.....

Your not bro if:
- You go to community college
- You dont drive a car costing over $35,000
- You received scholarship money to go to school
- Your family only has 1 house

Let's take back the "bro" culture away from the wanna-be's who constantly post their extremely embellished stories on this site.

Speaking of not being alcoholics, RIP Bobby Prober...

2010-07-05T18:22:31.766-04:00

Speaking of not being alcoholics, RIP Bobby Probert

great post NYB i drank so much fucking brews this...

2010-07-05T16:37:36.336-04:00

great post NYB

i drank so much fucking brews this past 4th of July weekend that everytime i lift a drink (alcoholic or not) to my mouth i start chugging just off of habit

bros love alcohol. just that simple. keep up the good work

some bra called me and my bro alcholics today beca...

2010-07-05T01:35:28.996-04:00

some bra called me and my bro alcholics today because we were gattin fucked up on the fourth...wtf who doesnt get shitty on the fouth

This site is so fucking bro.. Bro's love being...

2010-07-04T01:03:03.667-04:00

This site is so fucking bro.. Bro's love being bro's... my bro iced me right before first period last month.. people accused me of being an alcoholic for drinking malt liquor at 7 AM but i said fuck that i'm just a bro.

killed 9 beers in 30 min and banged 2 chicks in th...

2010-07-02T00:41:32.005-04:00

killed 9 beers in 30 min and banged 2 chicks in the next hour. damn it feels good to be a bro

Last fourth of July we took a BROad trip to Jersey...

2010-07-01T22:47:13.558-04:00

Last fourth of July we took a BROad trip to Jersey shore to crush beers, laugh at all the tools, and play dodge the herpes. A bro and I celebrated the fourth crossing off a state for every beer we drank. A bro hating mom kept asking us if she could drink a state. You better believe we gave her puerto rico because we couldnt spare any real states. Only after crushing the contenintal US and the other two did we head out to tickle the beanjo at the bars.
Beatrice if you have a blog, I want to read it. You crack me up.

License to Bro

I don't have a problem. I drink, i get fucked...

2010-07-01T20:33:44.629-04:00

I don't have a problem. I drink, i get fucked up, I pass out. no problem.

-B

Least Bro thing I have been forced to do is go to ...

2010-07-01T19:53:16.877-04:00

Least Bro thing I have been forced to do is go to substance abuse sessions after getting busted by Bro-hater cops a couple too many times. Our Bro-hater society thinks my flasking at the big game is the same as smacking my wife around and driving my pickup truck into a tree. When someone calls me an alcoholic, I tell them to Kindly Eat Shit And Die. Props for speaking some truth NYB

not to question you NYB for you are a true king, b...

2010-07-01T18:05:37.677-04:00

not to question you NYB for you are a true king, but I believe you mean: "every bro has had to sit down with their MOM warning them..."

The way I see it is their father would have no part in this because he was once a bro(prior to marriage, which he was probably forced into because of our bro hating older sister being conceived...).

Its the same reason why there would be "alcoholics" in our families--we are decendents of bro's--its in our blood--chances are those "alcoholics" are probably males.

JimBro Fisher: you are a great bro. NYB: when a...

2010-07-01T16:57:31.129-04:00

JimBro Fisher: you are a great bro.

NYB: when are we gonna get a post on cocaine? Shit's getting really popular amongst my bros. Every bro should try it AT LEAST. I can't imagine how you couldn't like it either.

alcoholics go to meetings, bros are drunks.

2010-07-01T14:27:00.908-04:00

alcoholics go to meetings, bros are drunks.

If you're Ned's Younger Brother, who the h...

2010-07-01T09:12:56.490-04:00

If you're Ned's Younger Brother, who the hell is NED? And is he funnier than you?

I'm pretty sure one of the major actual criter...

2010-07-01T04:43:24.854-04:00

I'm pretty sure one of the major actual criteria for determining if you're an alcoholic or not is if drinking affects your social life....

Well fuck ya it does... it makes it better.

alcoholism is bullshit, just another way for bro h...

2010-07-01T01:17:24.185-04:00

alcoholism is bullshit, just another way for bro hating bitches to try and bring us down.
my grandpa is 87 years old, drank a six pack everyday through his 70's and early 80's, fucking bro king.
His liver is done now so he has to drink Coors NA, i give him shit for it everytime i go over there

Long live my grandpa, long live bros

Beatrice im pretty sure your dad didnt die from al...

2010-06-30T22:48:48.488-04:00

Beatrice im pretty sure your dad didnt die from alcoholism, he died because your such a fucking bitch

"Alcoholism" is bullshit. Fuck you Bro ...

2010-06-30T22:33:57.615-04:00

"Alcoholism" is bullshit. Fuck you Bro Haters, I don't have an addiction to alcohol, I can stop whenever the fuck I want. I just don't want to.

hahaha @Beatrice Howe almost thought it was a bro-...

2010-06-30T21:28:11.116-04:00

hahaha @Beatrice Howe almost thought it was a bro-hater until the 11 cats comment.