Comments on Bros Like This Site: #127 Fake IDs

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2011-06-29T15:24:38.466-04:00

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I got into a bar with a Jesus prayer card; bouncer...

2010-12-01T20:11:16.379-05:00

I got into a bar with a Jesus prayer card; bouncer asked me my birthday and I replied with straight face: "December 25, 0 AD. Sorry, I know the picture's a little old." I got a look of pure admiration and the warning "Don't start shit." Ya, he knew I was a boss.

I go into a bar in philly when i was 17 with my re...

2010-11-09T20:13:53.351-05:00

I go into a bar in philly when i was 17 with my real ID. The Bro-hating bouncer knew that I'd call my rich dad and get him to file a lawsuit against his ass.

Bros get what they want simply because.....we're the fucking shit

fake id is a great fucking investment, mine says B...

2010-08-26T00:50:48.164-04:00

fake id is a great fucking investment, mine says BROde Island

Bros i am in need of a fake and i dont know of any...

2010-08-24T01:05:26.559-04:00

Bros i am in need of a fake and i dont know of anybody who can hook me up. i dont have cool enough older relatives to get a hand me down one too. any suggestions?

There's some good shit in this one. I especial...

2010-08-20T14:07:54.434-04:00

There's some good shit in this one. I especially liked the line about "bros evolving faster". I was wondering if you were going to run out of shit to write about, but this is truly one of my favorites. The part about embracing the challenge was also classic. It's too bad you spend your time molding the youth to be little bro-clones, because you have talent.

I think one of the best schemes is fakes from othe...

2010-08-06T03:28:45.965-04:00

I think one of the best schemes is fakes from other countries. Me and my bros all made our own fakes from the netherlands, which probably looked nothing at all like the real thing, but who the fuck has ever seen an actual drivers license from the Netherlands. Just make up some goofy accent to go with it and you're in.

me and my bro got voter registration cards when we...

2010-08-03T17:46:33.328-04:00

me and my bro got voter registration cards when we were fifteen years old. used them to buy dip and cigarettes. didnt even have birthdates on them

So last thursday my bros do what we do every thurs...

2010-08-03T17:17:11.797-04:00

So last thursday my bros do what we do every thursday get drunk, go to the bar, and grind our d's off on some slam pieces. So after pounding some beast ices me and my bros went to the bar. When i got up to the door man to use my fake id he started questioning me about it. I mean sure it says im 27 and about 50 pounds heavier, but the doorman was being a total bro hater. After answer every question he could think of (he even asked me to smile like i smiled in the picture) he let me in and me and my bros went on to have a great night getting some slam pieces and getting ours

One of my bros used to use a fucking piece of prin...

2010-07-30T18:43:39.780-04:00

One of my bros used to use a fucking piece of printed out paper from some bowling club in allentown pa, and it had no photo on it at all. It was the shittiest ID I have ever seen, but it got us mad 40s.

Real bro moves when the bouncer tells you your ID ...

2010-07-28T15:06:19.394-04:00

Real bro moves when the bouncer tells you your ID is so shitty and fake but Obviously you get banded still. Bro-intimidation

This is possibly the greatest website ever created...

2010-07-28T14:22:37.413-04:00

This is possibly the greatest website ever created. seriously

Freshman year in college me and a bro were going t...

2010-07-28T13:24:35.399-04:00

Freshman year in college me and a bro were going to this bar to find some slam pieces. Now my fake ID was not that bad, but his was another story. He had blond hair and was tan, but not a mexican or anything. He was using the ID of a Columbian foreign exchange student, who was as dark as an African and had black hair. The bouncer said "hmmm... you look tan in this picture" My bro responded saying the picture was taken in the middle of summer and he was a lifeguard, but lost his tan easily. The bouncer was too overwhelmed by the logic and quick thinking. Needless to say, we got in.

Buying alcohol since I was 17 without even getting...

2010-07-28T12:34:24.619-04:00

Buying alcohol since I was 17 without even getting IDed. Bros are the shit

Bro's the best use of the fakey is when you do...

2010-07-27T17:47:26.275-04:00

Bro's the best use of the fakey is when you don't even have to use it. When you convince the dumbass liquor store clerk your id is at your house 5 minutes down the street and it's such an inconvenience to drive all the way back, and you still walk out with your PBR's; that shits straight bro-in it.

One of my bros went out with us to the bars to cel...

2010-07-26T23:48:51.165-04:00

One of my bros went out with us to the bars to celebrate our other bro's 21st birthday. We all got in with our fake ids minus said bro who turned 21 and others who were already 21. Our bro had a shitty fl id that he was using in fl but it was legit enough to get into the bar.. He ended up blacking out (obviously), getting in a fight, getting kicked out of the bar, and then getting a ticket from a cop.Dumbass cop wrote the info on the ticket from his fake ID. He is in the clear now. he also left his wallet in the cab ride home with said id inside along with $100 cash.

I actually had a professor ask me to get him a fak...

2010-07-26T23:21:01.622-04:00

I actually had a professor ask me to get him a fake ID for him. He's like 50 but wanted one saying he was 19 so he could try getting into bars with an ID making him illegal. That's pretty bold. If he wasn't associated with higher education (aka brocism), I woulda tried to party with him.

Hahahaha great post! Since you've mentioned d...

2010-07-26T19:44:15.287-04:00

Hahahaha great post! Since you've mentioned drug testing, you should post one on "Beating Drug Testing". Everyone knows that an employer who drug tests is a bro hater....

Anyway, time to get back to monday afternoon drinking. Peace!

My older brother got into a bar his freshman year ...

2010-07-26T11:48:10.032-04:00

My older brother got into a bar his freshman year of high school when he was i think 15. His "fake ID" was a 5 x 7 inch folded up self portrait he did in art class with his name written on the back. The bouncer laughed at him so he said he was from Mozambique and his dad was the head of the International Anti-Racism Organization and this organization controlled ACLU. If he refused to let him into the bar he would claim racism and sue him for millions. You better fucking believe he got in.

That was the best hand-me-down I ever got. Started using it when I was 14. I'm over 21 now but I still use use it to make bouncers feel shitty. Its never failed me. Fucking retarded bouncers. They're wannabe badasses.

Brosten - brooklyn addresses are Brooklyn, NY you ...

2010-07-26T11:03:49.485-04:00

Brosten - brooklyn addresses are Brooklyn, NY you retard.

Nj ids were the shit until 9/11 when those goat fucking terrorists used them and nj was so embarassed it made their ids super secure.

I once opened a bar tab in Philly on a Simon Mall ...

2010-07-25T23:20:39.718-04:00

I once opened a bar tab in Philly on a Simon Mall giftcard my aunt got me for Christmas. By midnight I had half the bar putting drinks on it. If you haven't seen one before, it looks just like a credit card. The dipshit bartender thought the name at the bottom said Simon Hall. Well over a grand on that thing by closing time.

I've been using my fraternity big bro's id...

2010-07-25T20:37:34.319-04:00

I've been using my fraternity big bro's id since I was a freshman first semester.

It's the most clutch ID ever. He got a DUI (from a bro hater Tempe cop) so I've got an Arizona Driver's License with an "Interlock Required" imprinted into the card. Never been questioned once.

Love the id donation we should really try to get t...

2010-07-25T19:44:37.324-04:00

Love the id donation we should really try to get that going.

good shit man and i as an underage bro would love ...

2010-07-24T21:46:52.765-04:00

good shit man and i as an underage bro would love to sign up for this program

fuking beutiful. best post so far

2010-07-24T14:09:09.732-04:00

fuking beutiful. best post so far