Comments on Bros Like This Site: #29 Grinding

The 'chub' is also affectionately referred...

2011-10-11T13:40:14.701-04:00

The 'chub' is also affectionately referred to as "the denim cock". You're welcome.

I dont know what ya'll are talking about, the ...

2011-10-02T03:00:18.277-04:00

I dont know what ya'll are talking about, the tuck up is genius, if you havent noticed slam pieces can feel the tuck up (unless your chinese or some shit). It feels amazing when you do. and if the bitchiz short then its hard as fuck to get down there with your chub.

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!! they can h...

2011-07-29T20:00:17.313-04:00

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!
they can hear and see what your visually thinking

the reason alot of asians have completely expressionless faces, only associate with asians and dont associate with non asians very much is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read read minds, if all over a billion asians were to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non asians, associate with non asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then alot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they dont like or find astonishing or funny, and if they were all to associate with non asians alot more there would be alot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those other people think things they dont like, so they only associate with asians so there wont be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place

think about it, its not normal how alot of them act, and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!
every single asian on the planet is hiding their mind reading abilities, they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
thats why nobody knows about it!

try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around asians, and try looking for asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they dont like, find funny or astonishing
it still happens despite a large number of them having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen alot more if none of them had completely expressionless faces all the time, its not uncommon!

i know this sounds crazy, impossible, and completely unbelievable, BUT IT ISNT CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

you have to spread the message!!!
the world has to know about this!!!!

Grinding is the shit, I allowed some bra to come t...

2011-05-29T13:23:21.693-04:00

Grinding is the shit, I allowed some bra to come to prom because of her fantastic ass, That hoe didnt feel like grinding, so i go grab my other slampiece, and while keeping eyecontact with my date, i fingerfucked some other bitch while grinding her ass.

Dear Bros: all chicks want you to grind on them. P...

2011-05-28T23:52:46.668-04:00

Dear Bros: all chicks want you to grind on them. Period. It's flattering and it's sexy and we didn't wear the push up bra, thong and short skirt for nothing. HOWEVER most girls do like to at least see you before you start grinding on them to make sure you are a true bro and not some creep. Also, if she makes eye contact back, you're in.

Another tip: the type of friends a girl is with is a big tip. If a hottie's with a lot of prudes, you're gonna have to separate her from the pack so she doesn't have to deal with them glaring at her. On the other hand, if they're all babes and half are already grinding, chances are the rest are up for it too.

-Bra

p.s.boners are always good things.

as a bra i must say if the boners up im open. that...

2011-05-01T09:40:21.599-04:00

as a bra i must say if the boners up im open. that guys gettin some dome and a sandwich tonight

i make that bitch take my chub. if she doesnt want...

2011-04-10T17:47:47.535-04:00

i make that bitch take my chub. if she doesnt want it then get the fuck off my dick

Great grinding story: Was at a awesome concert and...

2011-03-29T16:05:31.153-04:00

Great grinding story: Was at a awesome concert and looking around for a hot slam piece to grind then pound. All of a sudden, as if from the heavens, a random drunk girl drops from crowd surfing. She falls to some white kid who starts begging her to dance with him, she does for like 2 minutes. She takes one look at me (I was standing right next to them) and says "You're not one of these white guys", to which I respond "no I'm black". She then leaves her guy and proceeds to dance with me. She's gettin sexy and I'm grabbing on her tits and shit, when she asks "are you 21?", to which I respond "yeah". We keep dancing and at this point, I got some major chub goin on and I'm not hiding it. She whispers to me "Wanna get a drink or something?". I agree except instead of going to the bar, we go to the guys bathroom, where I proceed to fuck her brains out. I ask her how old she is and in between her moans/she tells me she's 24. I finish and leave, no name, no number. Funny thing is I'm 18 hahahaha

Last time I got a chub as I was grinding on some p...

2011-03-20T23:33:59.649-04:00

Last time I got a chub as I was grinding on some piece that bitch turned around started making out with me and stuck her hand down my pants. That night turned to be very eventfull. Never will I tuck my chub.

As a bra-NOTHING more arousing then feeling a hard...

2011-03-06T10:46:37.066-05:00

As a bra-NOTHING more arousing then feeling a hard D on you. Whenever a guy comes up to grind all i'm thinking is "damn, get hard for me". If you want a chick wet and ready then let her feel it, all of it. Tip: try whispering sexy shit in her ear. The feeling of the hot breath dancing across my skin is like a fuckin' mini orgasm. Nothing sexier than confident bro giving it to your from behind.

I have always referred to the "tuck" man...

2011-01-04T01:05:04.950-05:00

I have always referred to the "tuck" manuever as the "twelve o clock tuck" (i.e. when the cock strikes 12)

^ All Bros are packing huge pythons, sweetheart. N...

2010-12-03T12:27:07.653-05:00

^
All Bros are packing huge pythons, sweetheart. Not a problem for us.

But even for non-bros, there's no such thing as a dude with a small dick - there are only slampieces with loose pussies. It's great that you're enough of a generous whore to be a receptacle for so many different bro-loads, but eventually that snatch will start to stretch out like a three-year-old frat sweatshirt. In the old days, you'd have to start letting guys put it in the pooper to stay in the game. But luckily for you, the plastic surgery industry has once again come to the rescue of bras everywhere by inventing vaginoplasty.

Take a cue from today's pornstars and get a chop-doc to tighten that box back up, ho. No guy likes throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

As a bra, grinding is awesome but if your dicks a ...

2010-12-03T05:51:05.215-05:00

As a bra, grinding is awesome but if your dicks a little guy, back off when you get the chub cause then you definitely have no chance...we can tell the size of a guys dick from griding (size matters boys)

I was at our homecoming dance a while ago with som...

2010-11-07T16:26:25.917-05:00

I was at our homecoming dance a while ago with some bros and then we all started grinding some notorious sluts. Naturally, I didn't just stop there. I took my bros tie and tied this chick to me around our waists. She laughed and double tied the knot. Bros fucking rule.

First, as a fat girl, you have no rights, thus ple...

2010-11-02T15:55:36.609-04:00

First, as a fat girl, you have no rights, thus please refrain for posting on the internet. Second, i don;t understand why you are content being fat, your only job as a fat chick is to end terrible slumps. I bet you have hot friends so that guys have to "slay the beast" (you), so that their friends can get some.

As a 'bra' and a fat one at that I find it...

2010-11-02T03:39:52.708-04:00

As a 'bra' and a fat one at that I find it hilarious that most of you comment if we don't want you grinding on us then we should get fat. I have had more lovers since I got fatter than I ever did when I was skinny. Why, because they now got something to hold onto. As for the grinding try doubling up, you might both get lucky then.

Another Great Post! A couple weekends ago I was ...

2010-10-12T03:04:16.264-04:00

Another Great Post!

A couple weekends ago I was at a #112 Barbie & Ken party. Since I was #109 wearing true religions being #135 and #38. A #101/#96 younger chick that was visiting her sister at my school introduced herself to me and then proceeded to #29 grind on me while making me grab her #69 fake tits, we then made out and started going at it in the very center of the apartment... also we were the only people at this entire 75 plus people party that were dancing.

nyb you make me wet

2010-08-12T01:00:47.544-04:00

nyb you make me wet

im a girl and i love when guys grind on me .

2010-07-18T17:35:43.163-04:00

im a girl and i love when guys grind on me .

iright im 15 and i go to these teen bashes wit a c...

2010-07-15T03:20:06.812-04:00

iright im 15 and i go to these teen bashes wit a couple of fellow friends from hs at dis club called la vela and da age limit is like 17 so were chillen and this hot bra wearin some heels and short shorts asks me to dance i think she was like 16 or 17 buh we get out their and we start gridin ...before u say shit i aint no rookie..but back to convo so we grindin and she starts to look at me like she had uh gasim and she grabs my hands and starts to rubbin on her cooch then she grabs my legs and starts to pull on me like im thrustin after a couple songs she turns around grinds on my leg then i say wat u wanna do den we lef like at 1 and walked on da beach after dat we did sumtin i aint got know buisness doin lol. and i aint talked to her since.(:

My fucking dick is entirely too big to not tuck. E...

2010-07-06T16:57:05.117-04:00

My fucking dick is entirely too big to not tuck. Even at half chub it's painful in pants to stand up, let alone grind. As a bro, I fucking love to grind and it definitely is the best way to bypass small talk. I don't give a fuck about what your major is. The tuck is necessary. It also simulates the up and down motion on your dick if the bra can actually dance which feels fucking fantastic. It's a good way to see if this bra is even worth fucking. As a bro I realize that I am the fucking prize here, not her, and if she is lucky she may get to see it tucked sitting well above the lining of my pants. Dry humping a bra by trying to jam your erect cock in her through your pants is middle school shit.

Fuck that. Sounds like something a fat, virgin bro hater does.

As a sometimes-bra, I can say with certainty that ...

2010-07-02T20:08:03.500-04:00

As a sometimes-bra, I can say with certainty that you should not tuck. We are not grinding because it is dancing; we are grinding because I want you to have an erection.

Senior week at fucking OCMD a few slam pieces actu...

2010-06-01T13:39:09.652-04:00

Senior week at fucking OCMD a few slam pieces actually had a competition going to see who could suck the most dicks. I was staying in a house with 5 of my bros and obviously none of those sluts left our place without adding 6 more to their total. They probably just did this as an excuse for the fact that they were going to blow us all anyway. The cumguzzling slam piece who finally won the competition sealed the deal by lining up 5 random guys from the boardwalk and going to town on each one before puking on the last guy's cock because she was so wasted. Hopefully she got smacked for that. In retrospect "5 Guys" would have been a good name for her, but the burger place didn't exist yet. Her name was Liz, so one of my bros started calling her Line 'em up Liz, and shortly after that the whole fucking world started calling her that. Probably even her mom and dad. The bitch is a doctor now but still the name sticks. Also she's fucking married. I wish I could be there when her kids ask her fucking loser husband who is no doubt infested with no less than 57 STDs how he met their mom and he has to tell them he took a fucking number and waited outside the Motel 6 bathroom for an hour. Fucking sluts. Final score: Bros 8==>, Slam Pieces 0.

Okay so i never heard of this website like two wee...

2010-06-01T01:38:50.799-04:00

Okay so i never heard of this website like two weeks ago and i have read many of the "bro likes" and i find them completley awesome just explaining my life in full detail. grinding on some random hoesky is my job catching a hard on is the best part cuz they look to see who you are or what u look like and there down to pund right then and there cuz they know people like us bros are just fucking awesome

fuck yeah, grinding with a hot ass girl u haven...

2010-05-13T01:02:28.627-04:00

fuck yeah, grinding with a hot ass girl u haven't even spoken a word to yet reels in great bro points. Plus you're the fuckin sickest bro of the night when if u manage to take her upstairs and disappear until the next morning. As far as boners, some might call it weird, but if you're already dancing that hardcore, you know she wants it. Besides the only people on the dancefloor who know are u and her.