Comments on Bros Like This Site: #107 Studying Abroad

I had to revisit this post because I'm "s...

2011-03-06T20:14:08.182-05:00

I had to revisit this post because I'm "studying" abroad now. What you said about European girls getting as wet as the Niagara Falls over an American accent is too true. I left a club and tried to call another one of my bros, and got invited back with 4 girls who just heard me talking on the phone. Too bad I was only halfway through banging them when one of their boyfriends who lived in the apartment woke up and caught me. Anybody in my position would normally get their ass beat, but the bro-hater just told me to leave. I just laughed since I had already gotten to his girl. Bros fucking rule Europe.

I studied abroad in Austria two years ago....fucki...

2011-02-22T14:37:59.918-05:00

I studied abroad in Austria two years ago....fucking nutty. Once you learn to shut the lights off while your pounding, the armpit hair doesn't bother you. You should do a post on Caddyshack, Seinfeld, or Back to The Future

Great post. I spent last year in Switzerland and i...

2010-08-19T22:46:25.099-04:00

Great post. I spent last year in Switzerland and it was the bomb. You forgot to mention that drinking ANYWHERE in public is legal and I do mean anywhere...also you used to be able to smoke in bars but the bro haters (the law) put an end to that shit.

Also, on a trip to Rome me and some bros rocked Pub Crawls every night (yes we have the t-shirts still and yes, everyone was American) and you better believe I puked all over the Colosseum...probably the most epic place I've ever chundered...pretty sure I started singing "Chunderstruck" by ACDC right before.

i went on this camp travel and "service"...

2010-07-28T21:57:00.288-04:00

i went on this camp travel and "service" program to Sweden and Russia or some shit and all we did was get wasted and fuck girls. I got with three girls on the trip and my hostess bitch (i.e. woman i was living with her family). overall a great $7,000 of my parent's money.

Great post. Accurate. But missing a key ingredie...

2010-07-27T02:35:52.204-04:00

Great post. Accurate. But missing a key ingredient. Study abroad does not only pose new foreign conquests, but also new domestic opportunities in your female study abroad companions. Not to mention, if you play your cards right abroad as a sophomore or junior, upon your return, you will have bras on all important US college campuses to crash with senior year whenever you need a change of scenery from your own.

Study abroad for bras = halloween for a whole semester. So save your pennies, bros, book your flight to Australia, and watch the Ivy League girls you thought you knew strip down to less than Mowgli from the Jungle Book and ditch class to watch you surf Bondi Beach everyday. Studying abroad is the girl-next-door's chance to leave it all on the field. Enjoy the game!

*To all the the Young Bros still choosing which foreign turf should receive the fruits of your eager loins, the University of Sydney is sexcellent. Bars in the academic buildings and uni-sponsored weekend wakeboarding trips. :)

william and mary brooooo!

2010-06-18T20:52:46.212-04:00

william and mary brooooo!

I never had the chance to study abroad, but right ...

2010-05-31T08:58:49.333-04:00

I never had the chance to study abroad, but right now I have a sweet ass job with the military, the job is fuckin cake, and I'm not living on some gay ass military base with a curfew, where you need proper ID to get in. I feel sorry for the bros down in the south of Turkey, they can't take SP's back to their rooms bc of security. Meanwhile I'm living in a pimp ass apartment on the top floor over looking the entire city. I have slaid many SPs on my balcony over looking the city, that shit never gets old.

Granted, I live in the capital of Turkey, and it's not known as SP heaven, but you just have to go places Americans don't go. I have the unfortunate situation of being the only bro in my city. I've only played one game of beer pong, but the wanna be bros and bras sucked at it so it wasn't worth playing. I converted a Turkish basketball player who is 6'11 to an honorary bro, but I don't know if he can get full bro status bc he's not American, I don't know the rules on this. His teammate is a TBB and he's 6'8, so that makes me at 6'5 the midget, but hanging with them helps me nail slam pieces bc they think I'm an athlete too.

Foreign SPs rule. I had a slam piece over on a work night, fucked her like only a bro can, then faked passed out bc I'm not down with cuddling. Woke up early to go to work, didn't wake up the SP bc I didn't want to drive her home, I came home, and my room was clean and all my dishes were done. Fucking SPs and getting them to do your chores is a total bro move.

Another good thing about being overseas, travel is cheap. I can take a long weekend and go to some badass city with lots of SPs. Going to Barcelona next week, am in London right now for memorial day weekend. London is badass, you can drink wherever you want, and no one even cares how drunk you are. Bad thing is, English women for the most part are horribly ugly, it takes work to find a SP out in England. The best place is Ukraine.....there are no ugly girls, the place is full of slam pieces, and the ukranian men are such douches that the SPs will literally fight with each other when they see a true bro enter the bar.

The only thing that sucks out here are the lack of bros.

I am currently on a study abroad in europe and if ...

2010-04-26T13:50:56.714-04:00

I am currently on a study abroad in europe and if i could give someone something to explain what i did there i would give them this blog. this has potential to be the most truthful thing i have ever read

Many bros actually speak foreign languages. the re...

2010-03-14T19:54:14.214-04:00

Many bros actually speak foreign languages. the reason no one ever knows is because the truth is everyone should speak in american all the time (for obvious reasons). However, the more languages you can spit game in the better. There is an appreciable difference between a german moan, a spanish moan, and a swedish moan.

Great post. Studying abroad right now in Bropenhag...

2010-03-10T12:51:11.553-05:00

Great post. Studying abroad right now in Bropenhagen, which has the best looking SPs in Europe, perhaps only tied by Brome. Plus everybody speaks English so you don't have to pretend to learn another language while slamming Carlsberg Elephants and dimes

I did the bro thing called study abroad in Vienna ...

2010-03-04T15:28:26.609-05:00

I did the bro thing called study abroad in Vienna for a year and I slayed so many SPs and slammed so many beers hardcore. The only thing that blew was there were not many bros just a bunch of Eurotrash hipsters that were to concerned about saving the environment and being gentlemen. My shinning victory is when I was slamming this Slovak piece and I started to chant USA USA USA and the slut joined in my chant.

Irish bros love studying in Ireland to learn about...

2010-03-02T22:47:48.240-05:00

Irish bros love studying in Ireland to learn about their culture...and that's crushin brews, Swipin v-cards, beating ass, and eating brotatoes

i think a post about blowcaine is greatly needed

2010-03-02T21:15:03.001-05:00

i think a post about blowcaine is greatly needed

the number one song in greece when i was on term a...

2010-03-02T13:30:16.836-05:00

the number one song in greece when i was on term aborad was called "Do You like a Truck." oh euro trash people, thank you for helping making our playlist for our eurotrash-bash when i got back.
also whats better than smoking hash at an inter vs panathinaikos champions league match.

IHSV

fuck yeah, W&M is clean on the outside, but cr...

2010-03-02T11:01:05.716-05:00

fuck yeah, W&M is clean on the outside, but cream on the inside

Greg MonBro- While I had a truly brotastic experi...

2010-03-02T01:49:39.307-05:00

Greg MonBro-

While I had a truly brotastic experience in G'town this past weekend, calling Syracuse a joke is blasphemy. I've thrown down multiple times at my bro's Syracuse frat while visiting, hit up Marshall St. and the like, and to be honest, G'town has way more bro-haters than 'Cuse

And if you're honestly trying to play the wealth card, get the fuck out of here - being from upstate NY, I can vouch for it having plenty of rich-ass brokings and trophy wives that have produced subsequent bros and slampieces - and I guarantee your parents' bank account is a fraction of mine - so have fun cutting yourself off at $10/night tabs for 2 drinks in Stuffytown...I'll be running up $500 tabs for drinks on drinks on Marshall in 'Cuse and Chippewa in Buffalo till 4AM (3AM last calls are for pussies)

jim broheim: syracuse couldn't be more of a jo...

2010-03-01T20:09:07.241-05:00

jim broheim: syracuse couldn't be more of a joke compared to Georgetown. Bro capital of the world vs. upstate NY backwater. Please. I'm sorry you're poor.

Yo, NYB sick post bro. but i got a better one for ...

2010-03-01T17:41:51.188-05:00

Yo, NYB sick post bro. but i got a better one for the next one. how bad canada sucks. make it happen man

Brocious Macadocious, you at GULC?

2010-03-01T13:46:13.671-05:00

Brocious Macadocious, you at GULC?

Nothing like slamming foreign pieces and teaching ...

2010-03-01T13:18:53.464-05:00

Nothing like slamming foreign pieces and teaching them American positions. Also I love pissing on cobblestone streets or in front of famous churches or some shit. Another point -those girly body euro-dudes can't compete with American bulk in all forms of life.
Preach on bros

studying abroad it awesome, leaving upper deckers ...

2010-03-01T12:58:11.055-05:00

studying abroad it awesome, leaving upper deckers in your host families toilet and walking into the wrong "water closet" just to piss all over the floor in front of a bunch of slam pieces is the way to go. And by the way Syracuse is where it is for bro's, fucking slam pieces everywhere and basketball is #1. Fuck you Georgetown.

The only problem with this post is that NYB claime...

2010-03-01T08:56:51.437-05:00

The only problem with this post is that NYB claimed that Williamsburg, VA is the wildest college town of them all. What kind of fairytale lie is that?

W&M fraternities are in old dorms and are connected to one another. That's the gayest shit I've ever seen in my entire life. If you don't even have a real house for a fraternity, what's the fucking point of going to college? Exactly...

not having had the opportunity to study abroad, yo...

2010-03-01T00:50:44.423-05:00

not having had the opportunity to study abroad, you better fucking beleive upon graduation (5 year plan) i'm going to move my ass down to argentina and chile for several months of hard white drugs.
bros are the shit. GO USA FUCK CANADA today's loss was a real bro-hater.

I'm studying abroad all next year in downtown ...

2010-02-28T19:53:43.842-05:00

I'm studying abroad all next year in downtown Amsterdam. Be jealous bitches.

So I'm domed up by this French girl in her apa...

2010-02-28T12:29:32.650-05:00

So I'm domed up by this French girl in her apartment on a weekend trip to Paris, and she stops and was like "where do you prefer to cum in America?" in broken fuckin' English. At which point I said "only in the mouth...taste the rain-bro!" I fuckin' LOVE cultural differences...BTW no open container laws in Paris, so you feel like a fuckin' bro-gabond drinkin Amsterdam Magnum's 12% beer in the subway. Nothin' like getting shitty on public transportation (hint, hint article topic.)