Comments on Bros Like This Site: #3 Calling Girls Sluts

Dirt: husband! Bro: sups dirt (<--between the b...

2011-11-14T15:28:47.007-05:00

Dirt: husband!
Bro: sups dirt (<--between the bros, dirts are shitty girls that fucking suck until they are fuckin ad suckin)
how have you been?
Dirt: ive been pretty good(: havent talked to you in the longest time haha
hbu?
Bro: i know rediculous...
but just school work party
story of my life haha
hows vegas?
Dirt: pretty good
freezing cold haha
Bro: haha i bet
thats where ill be going this summer!
Dirt: really?(:
we should meet up.
Bro: duh.
ill show you the ropes of ripping ppl off in the casinos
Dirt: hahahah oh wow
Bro: um yeah. im pro
Dirt: suuuuure haha
Bro: ill just say counting cards is sooooooo 2000 and late
Dirt: i see
well you do need to show me how to do that then(:
Bro: well only i can do it
not to freak you out..
Dirt: hmm.....
then youll have to show me your skills haha
Bro: i bet you will see my skills...but ill tell you i would do the casino thing
Dirt: i hope so ;) please do haha
Bro: aight i took acid one day
tripped real hard
Dirt: oh wow..
ahhaha
Bro: when i finally recovered
Dirt: crack your back and youll get high
Bro: naw bitch just listen, my eyesight was all wrong...
i couldnt understand my own eyesight, so of course i was was like fuckin tits is happening
but over time i realized
Dirt: omg! wtf..
damn
bad trip
are you serious?
Bro: i was seeing things from all angles at once
theefore
i always know who has what in cards
understand
as far as my eyes can see
Dirt: kinda
Bro: alright listen..
take your eyesight
looking as far as you can
your sight makes a 3d pizza sice
if ppl were standing everywhere on the exterior of your eyesight, looking left right up and down of their spot and also foward to me
Dirt: oki
Bro: and you could see your eyesight mixed with everyone elses
Dirt: im getting it
Bro: in one sight
thats the shit im workin with
Dirt: thats a special skill there
Bro: damn right it is. im like superman
Dirt: hahahaha
thats cool
haha
Bro: i lied
Dirt: what??
Bro: but i really liked that convo
very interesting thought i had
glad you had it with me
but down to business, im trippin shit right now if you couldnt tell so im going to go walk through the wood of somethin
woods
or
something
Dirt: oki
dont die hahahah
Bro: did you understand?
Dirt: yeah
Bro: that means if i stood in the middle of the earth i could see everything and everyone
thats real tight!
Dirt: that is true haha
Bro: see drugs get your brain working much better than school does
school is for fools
Dirt: true hahaha
Bro: well ill let you know when im in vegas...cant wait to pound a homerun into your to ur infield
Dirt: umm yeah! i dont get it but sound cool to me =)
Bro: thats why youre a dirt well im gona go find something awesome.pce
Dirt: huh? lol byee hun! call me when you are done

Articles are written by smart and funny people who...

2011-09-26T18:11:27.523-04:00

Articles are written by smart and funny people who know sarcasm. They are commented on by losers who call themselves bros.

shutup slut... I have seen this; #3 Calling Girls...

2011-07-14T14:00:52.345-04:00

shutup slut...

I have seen this; #3 Calling Girls Sluts leading to #44 Making Girls Cry. Fuck n two for one

you guys are fucking stupid! you all are dicks!!

2011-04-05T00:32:30.468-04:00

you guys are fucking stupid! you all are dicks!!

My favorite is calling the stupid whores "slu...

2011-03-05T03:03:42.130-05:00

My favorite is calling the stupid whores "slunts" (slut + cunt). Great combo word that totally destroys their self-esteem for life while providing me and my bros with at least 15 seconds of amusement. It's even better when you call a bitch you've already fucked a slunt, but its truly best when she fucks you again afterwards. "Treat a girl like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud." Truer bro words have never been spoken. Except obviously bros don't allow whores to get clingy - we kick them out of the house as soon as we're done depositing a sperm load in their snatch, and don't even give them a chance to get dressed. Fuck those goddamn cum dumpsters.

Bro Life.

Im a girl and think this is hilarious. Most girls...

2011-03-02T02:45:38.422-05:00

Im a girl and think this is hilarious. Most girls consider being called a slut a compliment. I know i do. Heck, ive had sex with six different guys this month. Most girls want to get laid. Bye bros- keep being hot!

Fuck brohaters...they're either A. attempting ...

2011-02-18T11:45:49.568-05:00

Fuck brohaters...they're either A. attempting and failing at being bros or B. trying to kill the bro way of life. And @anonymous thank you for reminding all the worthless haters that bros are the shit.
Fuckin lovin this post more and more every day. Bottom line: putting a fucking slampiece in her place makes putting your shaft in a slampiece that much easier.

Bro hard or go home

I LOVE THIS POST WOMEN ARE FUCKING WHORES AND I SA...

2011-02-06T18:37:56.399-05:00

I LOVE THIS POST WOMEN ARE FUCKING WHORES AND I SAY IT TO THEIR FACE ALL THE TIME. WHEN IM PISSED AT THEM WHEN IM SCREWING THEM AND ANY OTHER TIME I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO SAY IT.

honestly, last friday I was drunk as fuck. I don&#...

2010-12-14T17:48:19.921-05:00

honestly, last friday I was drunk as fuck. I don't remember, of course. But I told a big group of like 50-year-old women who were going to a wedding banquet that they were "all fucking sluts." I won that battle.

For the brohater...JFK was a bro. I rest my case.

2010-11-29T17:09:01.516-05:00

For the brohater...JFK was a bro. I rest my case.

My bros and I like calling sluts 'broads'....

2010-11-21T21:11:30.313-05:00

My bros and I like calling sluts 'broads'. gets them right pissed when they figure out what it means: slab of meat with a hole in it.

I can't believe this fucking bro hater that go...

2010-10-06T17:24:55.876-04:00

I can't believe this fucking bro hater that got on here and started hating. Take that haterade somewhere else bro hater. Although you may think being a bro will get you nowhere you couldn't be more wrong. You must remember I am like 6'4" and 220 lbs of bro. That means when I walk into the bar next to your bitch ass(after walking past you in line and high fiving the fuck out of the bouncer while your bro hater ass is paying cover)you see that girl you've been checking out in class; she comes over and starts making out with me, drunk as fuck in the middle of the bar. Because I'm huge, really good looking, and super fucking smart; like all bros. So when we are at the same law firm in ten years, you'll be calling me your boss and crying yourself to sleep while I'm playing golf with the partners. Being a bro is an identity, not a fad..hater..

So me and a bro have these two girls in our room, ...

2010-10-01T08:28:56.064-04:00

So me and a bro have these two girls in our room, and we ask who the sluts are one says she is and the other bounces. We end up running a train on this girl and she takes it in the butt. Bro points.

sloots is possibly the best spin off of the infamo...

2010-09-23T09:49:05.198-04:00

sloots is possibly the best spin off of the infamous slut. nothing beats sloots with nice glutes

So I met one of my bros slampieces for the first t...

2010-09-06T13:38:47.208-04:00

So I met one of my bros slampieces for the first time the other night, I asked her if she was down to get double stuffed and the bitch says no! I wasn't having that shit in my house so I called her a slut anyway.

If you know a girl named Angsten chances are you a...

2010-08-09T21:35:45.237-04:00

If you know a girl named Angsten chances are you aren't a bro.

Damn this post is right on target. My bros and I l...

2010-08-04T01:12:08.546-04:00

Damn this post is right on target. My bros and I love calling girls sluts. Worst part is, some respond positively as if it were an edifying comment and end up boarding the pain train sooner than expected.

In Boston, my fraternity bros and I love driving through BU campus and yelling "Sluuuuuuutttttt!" at the top of our lungs. The best time to slut hoes are at red lights while they cross the street: we honk the fucking horn like the world is ending, scare the shit out of them, we all get out of the car, make scene by mimicking humping motions and all yell "slut" at the top of our lungs. This has proven very succesful. We've gotten tearful slampieces to run in shame a few times. Shit keeps us laughing for a good five minutes while their self esteem is destroyed for the rest of their lives (and thus they are rendered more fuckable).

Once my fraternity was hosting a beach party. I took a girl with mad hot DSL's to our back yard after she asked me for water. First of all, who the fuck does this bitch think she is asking for water at a party? How dare the privileged slut ask for such a thing. Second of all, girls asking for water is practically code for "take me somewhere private cause I want you to punch in my ticket to poundtown." Anyhow, I take her out back where there is obviously no fucking water. Naturally, I tell her to suck my dick. The bitch has the nerve to say that she doesn't want to cause she wants water. I'm like, "You brought me out here cause you wanted water? You're a bitch. Now, give me head." After several failed attempts, I give up and tell her she's a stupid slut. Not surprisingly, the hoe took offense to that. HOWEVER, that somehow riled her up, picked her up out of her stupid slump, and made her combative. We exchanged non-friendly words and (god knows how) she ended up "proving that she's not a slut" by throwing down some classic DOME right on top of my house's grill. Moral of the story, bros, is that God favors bros even when it all seems to crumble before us and all you have to do is call a girl a SLUT right to her face. They either respond by laying down the five finger law or by downing some bro dome shots.

Haha NYB I think you should give credit where cred...

2010-07-04T22:34:59.078-04:00

Haha NYB I think you should give credit where credit is due for the "Sloot" modification. I know one bro out there that owns that word.

Bros will never die you hater!

2010-06-22T16:15:14.314-04:00

Bros will never die you hater!

This post is either the best satire ever written, ...

2010-06-21T07:46:30.236-04:00

This post is either the best satire ever written, or it's written by a total moron. I can't believe that people commend and follow the advice of this blog. I can't wait to see the results of this stupidity in the future, when people take it too out of hand. Bros are soon to become the next uncool clique like hipsters and guidos, I only hope that it will happen soon enough. It probably will, because people can't seem to stays satisfied with something for more than a week.

hahahah this is some of the funniest shit i've...

2010-05-27T18:16:47.700-04:00

hahahah this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen. I love this site!

hahahaha you guys are rediculous. good luck on fin...

2010-05-27T08:43:18.655-04:00

hahahaha you guys are rediculous. good luck on finding a wife thats not a dumb bitch

gotta love the "fockin skanks" comment. ...

2010-05-26T01:43:45.052-04:00

gotta love the "fockin skanks" comment. Well used in my new hair cut on YouTube. A classic in my opinion

walking down the street saw some sluts holding han...

2010-05-24T23:24:59.771-04:00

walking down the street saw some sluts holding hands. broke that bond and said, "excuse me sluts." took five to the face for the bro community.

dear youtube "bro" - what kind of bro is...

2010-04-23T01:11:12.052-04:00

dear youtube "bro" - what kind of bro is into a capella? grow a pair and and stop being a twat