tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post3721036961815233133..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #145 Blow JobsNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-33969538140089082012-04-10T21:25:35.369-04:002012-04-10T21:25:35.369-04:00Phone convo:
Guy calls friend: Yo bro, which party...Phone convo:<br />Guy calls friend: Yo bro, which party are you going to tonight?<br />Friend: Ross, I'm busy, call me back in 30.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80785736669628743102012-04-02T19:46:12.898-04:002012-04-02T19:46:12.898-04:00^Who gives a shit if the girls in porn are actuall...^Who gives a shit if the girls in porn are actually enjoying themselves? They're convincing enough to make it look like they are to those of us watching, which is really all that matters. Besides, they get paid pretty well to do nothing but lie on their back and take dick. <br /><br />Now shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen to make some sandwiches. But don't snack on anything while you're in there - judging by your angry tone you're probably a fatty.Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77967340945368797092012-04-01T11:21:02.021-04:002012-04-01T11:21:02.021-04:00You're all pigs. Look at how you talk about wo...You're all pigs. Look at how you talk about women. Your brains are twisted and soured by all the porn you've watched. You really think the women are enjoying themselves in porn?... What a joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-14777585686222473352011-09-18T04:20:56.725-04:002011-09-18T04:20:56.725-04:00I think this piece deserves a BrOSCAR for Most Bro...I think this piece deserves a BrOSCAR for Most Bro Post Ever SaidBrobi-Won-Kenobinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-76667747127387958762011-07-20T21:40:36.840-04:002011-07-20T21:40:36.840-04:00rachel, ur desperate as fuck wow lol.rachel, ur desperate as fuck wow lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44954234835191895972011-06-27T14:07:01.623-04:002011-06-27T14:07:01.623-04:00"Every group of bros has that one girl, when ..."Every group of bros has that one girl, when anytime you mention her name, someone will automatically scream out, “Oh man, she gives the best head!”<br /><br />I'M THAT GIRL!!! Ha Ha I LUV me sum knob polishing! And da best be lotsa jizz at the end! Best time wuz da super bowl party...they all watched da came, drank beer and ate. I crawled around the room sucking dick! Can't wait fer the next party!<br /><br />RachelAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-66695615147687891072011-05-19T18:32:40.507-04:002011-05-19T18:32:40.507-04:00NYB, you're awesome. And any good girlfriend ...NYB, you're awesome. And any good girlfriend of a bro will enjoy giving him head all the time.<br /><br />One time I blew my boyfriend while he was watching a football game and drinking a beer... and I wearing only his football jersey. It's one of my best stories yet.BroLovernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-89239051352600529062011-02-15T01:39:55.151-05:002011-02-15T01:39:55.151-05:00gettin a girl to go down on the bro pole in the sn...gettin a girl to go down on the bro pole in the snow is definitely an instant classic. i recommend all bros try it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-76247870139550854942011-01-28T16:47:54.551-05:002011-01-28T16:47:54.551-05:00College piece head is NOTHING compared to #39 Coug...College piece head is NOTHING compared to <a href="http://www.broslikethissite.com/2009/06/39-cougars.html" rel="nofollow">#39 Cougar</a> head.<br /> Just sayin. Cougarbrain FTWAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-8965590482160033602011-01-09T22:06:10.560-05:002011-01-09T22:06:10.560-05:00when i was 15 i convinced a hot chick to dome me. ...when i was 15 i convinced a hot chick to dome me. she was nervous, but abided. we were at some stupid bonfire a dumb bitch was having, so we walked to the park nearby and got domed at the top on the fucking playground. chill as shit.forever bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42567560191031884672010-12-24T21:52:01.250-05:002010-12-24T21:52:01.250-05:00Haha i love it. I'm a girl (yeah we read this ...Haha i love it. I'm a girl (yeah we read this shit too) and I don't get insulted by any means. It's hilarious. But how bout you guys post some comments on here about how to give the BEST bj.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86970948750133655382010-12-24T16:45:23.250-05:002010-12-24T16:45:23.250-05:00I once got a bj during while watching the cinemati...I once got a bj during while watching the cinematic masterpiece dunston checks in. It was fucking ibronic as shit.As the bro fliesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-33378049796491039142010-12-22T21:00:58.487-05:002010-12-22T21:00:58.487-05:00One of my favorite moves is to rest my beer on top...One of my favorite moves is to rest my beer on top of the girls head during a dome session. Texting your friends is one thing, but once I had this girl on her knees and I was busy texting the next slampiece who I was going to meet up with at bars as soon as she finished. The girl knew what I was doing, but you better believe she finished anyway. She started to cry afterwards, but I was too busy grabbing a roadie and walking back to the bar to pretend to care.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-39027692799658435552010-12-22T00:31:15.443-05:002010-12-22T00:31:15.443-05:00great post NYB, blowjobs is a classic pastime for ...great post NYB, blowjobs is a classic pastime for a bro.<br /><br />One of my friends got his first blowjob in 7th grade while he ate a oreo cookie and instructed the girl how to do it. epic. classic.<br /><br />bros are the shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-43122172046186075972010-12-21T15:44:35.621-05:002010-12-21T15:44:35.621-05:00Smokey Broe's, I may have found it. Shaquille ...Smokey Broe's, I may have found it. Shaquille Broneil: http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shaq.jpgDr. Christian Broynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88436583848315726852010-12-21T01:13:43.707-05:002010-12-21T01:13:43.707-05:00It's so true, you can get so much done well ge...It's so true, you can get so much done well getting a bj.<br />This summer my biddy gave me a bj while I watched Transformers (OR more accurately while I watched Megan Fox strut her hot ass across the screen)<br />Bros love BJ'sAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67335502269727350702010-12-17T13:55:36.467-05:002010-12-17T13:55:36.467-05:00http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/175578171...http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html<br /><br /><3 chase bro-cuttAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91730468363678954482010-12-17T11:29:43.470-05:002010-12-17T11:29:43.470-05:00I made a bet with my lady this summer at the local...I made a bet with my lady this summer at the local put put course. I said if I got a hole in one she would have to blow me in the cave on the 10th. Needless to say I mad the put and once we got to the 10th hole she was on her knees. Best part about it was that there was a family with small children right behind us on the 9th hole. God I love BJs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2796110524509637552010-12-14T16:43:54.350-05:002010-12-14T16:43:54.350-05:00Last weekend me and about 20 or 30 of my closest b...Last weekend me and about 20 or 30 of my closest bros decided to get fucked up, as usual, at my parents cabin in aspen. We went out to make girls cry and get more fucked up and after a $2000 tab we wrangled some slampieces away from their sweater wearing bro-hater boyfriends and back to the cabin where we got about a dozen blowjobs. After they refused to blow our remaining bros we kicked them out then pelted their semen soaked faces and tits with snowballs from the deck upstairs. Also, we planned to pelt them with snowballs before they decided not to blow us all. Making girls cry is better when the tears turn to ice. Bros are tight.Hosbetweenbrosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-27445381923202239382010-12-13T03:20:47.503-05:002010-12-13T03:20:47.503-05:00Bros fucking love blowjobs. But more over Bros lov...Bros fucking love blowjobs. But more over Bros love 2 things in blowjobs. Bros love sluts without gag reflexes. But even more Bros love face fucking bitches with gag reflexes anyway.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15371544217098432523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-6003320282261634162010-12-13T00:55:46.420-05:002010-12-13T00:55:46.420-05:00I think I speak for everyone reading when I say &q...I think I speak for everyone reading when I say "Duh". What else do bros like, breathing?<br /><br />This has gotta be expanded upon, as touched on in earlier comments. Road Head, Getting a blowjob in a weird place, Dick Sucking Lips, shit like that. Bros also like all that shit.Brothellonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10716515046082976602010-12-12T23:09:52.449-05:002010-12-12T23:09:52.449-05:00Amazing post! I strongly agree with every topic on...Amazing post! I strongly agree with every topic on this website and I have been sharing it with all my bros ever since I found this site.<br /><br />consider posting these topics<br />-Setting Records<br />-Seeing multiple slam pieces at once<br />-Chipotle<br />-Expensive Sound SystemsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77755628843945367212010-12-12T23:06:32.127-05:002010-12-12T23:06:32.127-05:00Back when I was still a bro in training as a girl ...Back when I was still a bro in training as a girl was giving me head I gave her a warning that I was about cum. Was that a bitch move? Yes but I still wanted to be able to fuck her later. She stopped and I came. Then she said "so do you want me to lick it off you?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45102335561111576932010-12-12T16:19:04.679-05:002010-12-12T16:19:04.679-05:00best post ever! holy shit!!!!! i think i need to g...best post ever! holy shit!!!!! i think i need to go to the hospital because there is too much awesome in this post. BJ's are fucking amazing! (aim for the eye)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-9430425438871367962010-12-12T16:08:14.206-05:002010-12-12T16:08:14.206-05:00Just gotta say, this was hands down one of the fun...Just gotta say, this was hands down one of the funniest and truest things I have ever read. Last week, when a girl gave me dome, she thought it was okay to spit it out, I just looked her and told her to lick it up. Bros are the shitBrotasticnoreply@blogger.com