Comments on Bros Like This Site: #103 Hot Streaks

I just came off a hot-streak and have now returned...

2011-10-05T02:43:26.029-04:00

I just came off a hot-streak and have now returned to College in Alabama (I'm originally from Scotland) and I'm in the middle of the fucking bible-belt where the best slam pieces seem to be the most religious ones.

Its a hard job but being a bro is all about overcoming these adversities and taking a new passenger to the pound town express.

Bro's are the shit.

Noice

2011-03-02T17:19:36.288-05:00

Noice

Serious bro props for mentioning Simple Jack. Sta...

2011-02-25T06:41:13.856-05:00

Serious bro props for mentioning Simple Jack. Stay bro

lizzie likes this site. yeee. yeeeeeeee! she bangi...

2010-03-09T00:10:09.079-05:00

lizzie likes this site. yeee. yeeeeeeee! she bangin

Holy shit NYB. How do you even come up with this s...

2010-02-26T23:40:52.633-05:00

Holy shit NYB. How do you even come up with this shit??? It appeals to all bros, you is fuckin hilarious

way too reign supreme on a hot streak is to make s...

2010-02-24T05:18:26.108-05:00

way too reign supreme on a hot streak is to make sure to have mad back ups to avoid slump bustin fat brahds. never go two fuckin miserable weeks without slammin and throw out mass texts every weekend claimin your partyin hard and shit will never end. bitches will come to you when they think you have ol ladies already. the more fake relationships you got the better.

NYB i just about pissed my pants when you dropped ...

2010-02-22T16:09:19.347-05:00

NYB i just about pissed my pants when you dropped the Simple Jack refferrance. This a true Bro Anthem

This is actually my first comment although I am an...

2010-02-22T07:51:33.685-05:00

This is actually my first comment although I am an avid reader and fan. But there is nothing I love more than Hot Streaks so I had to do it. And let me tell you, the two best things for hot streaks are break ups, and leaving for the military... About a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend. (I know, I know, so un-bro to have a girlfriend). But it actually turned out to be fuckin magic! It spurred a 3 month hot streak which resulted the best of slaying ranging from#101 "Younger Chicks", to #96 "Out of Towners." All these fuckin slampieces that had been jockin my shit for months now had one way tickets on the train to pound town. Dumb bitches believed me when I told them I wrapped it up with all other girls, thus making it ok to fuck without a condom. But this 3 month hot streak was capped off with a perfect 1 day hot streak, the above mentioned hat trick! This was made possible by the fact that I was leaving for 2 months of Army training... It was the day before I was leaving and I had 3 slampieces lined up the day. I had carefully laid out the day by #105 "Lying" about other shit I had to do in order to space them all out. I started off with the with the ex -girlfriend, whom I had kept around this whole time. Oddly enough I had actually invited her over to tell her that i was finished with her and that I didn't really wanna see her when I got back, but I couldn't help but get that last slam session in. Then I had this one slampiece I had been bangin for a while. That one was the easiest one. Then there was the last girl who I had been working on for a few days... This one turned out to b the hardest one to bag cuz she was some kind of beauty pageant bitch who thought that she was better than other sluts. WRONG!!! So after hittin it, I actually found out she was good friends with the bitch I fucked earlier and was chatting with her on Facebook in my room... Haha! Dumb bitches, and luckily I was gonna b gone for a while so wouldn't need to b around if they found out! I love Hot Streaks!

I love virtually everything about this post, but c...

2010-02-22T04:20:13.561-05:00

I love virtually everything about this post, but c'mon it's "Marisa" Miller. Show some respect to the angels.

As a bro currently on an all too familiar hot stre...

2010-02-18T14:14:49.038-05:00

As a bro currently on an all too familiar hot streak, I have to say there is nothing better. The pride of endless slampieces lining up for the train to Pound Town; the sheer invincibility that comes with a hot streak in the simple fact that there is nothing you can say that will keep you from getting laid; and the bro points you acquire for slaying the hottest slampieces. I love being a bro.

Tonight was one of the most bro nights we have eve...

2010-02-14T01:44:07.152-05:00

Tonight was one of the most bro nights we have ever had. It was bro-tastic! So my bro (we will call him the bro emperor) decided to pay this slampiece 82 dollars to strip in front of all of bros. She did that and them some. She gave the emperor dome and then got with the other bros. She did all of this while her loser boyfriend was sitting at home waiting for her. So, obviously, then when she left we took her money and kicked her out. Bros are the shit.

Bros "when it rains it pours".. THE HAT ...

2010-02-09T12:51:15.349-05:00

Bros "when it rains it pours".. THE HAT TRICK

Senior year of college I took this slam piece to a formal where it was open bar(Like any great formal). We got back to my place, and I decided like any great bro would that she needed a "pearl necklace" to top off the night. After I got finished stuffing her ham wallet I told her to get the fuck out of my house. I then proceeded to call another cum dumpster #28 giving girls nicknames over and blast her guts in. My bro's decided to go camping so I fucked her brains out and ended up going camping where I knew there was potential for some sorostitue slam pieces. When the cum dumpster I brought passed out at the camp site I eyed up another girl. About 10 minutes later we were in the tent going at it...Like I said ..when it rains ..it pours!! Hot Streaks really are the greatest thing a bro could ask for..NYB you are right on the money with this post. Im sure there are other Bros on this site with a hat trick.

couldn't agree more. luckily i was on the good...

2010-02-08T23:12:28.479-05:00

couldn't agree more. luckily i was on the good side of a hot streak. had a slutty lined up but she didn't wanna split with her friend. luckily my bro was trashed enough to fuck her whale of a friend and give me fuck i needed to continue the streak.

Someone needs to seriously fucking check Simple J...

2010-02-06T11:11:47.821-05:00

Someone needs to seriously fucking check Simple Jack's bro-cred

haha

2010-02-03T03:15:50.478-05:00

haha

I have been so hot lately that when I woke up this...

2010-02-03T03:13:28.151-05:00

I have been so hot lately that when I woke up this morning It felt like I was pissing hot lava. Ode to to hot streaks and #24 Birth Control Not Involving Condoms.

-The MarlBRO Man

Gotta love being on such a hot streak that you can...

2010-02-02T20:41:38.201-05:00

Gotta love being on such a hot streak that you can be blackout beyond all belief and still slay slampieces

Sorry ms58717 bro but I'm gonna have to disagr...

2010-02-02T18:09:41.341-05:00

Sorry ms58717 bro but I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one. Fat chicks are fucking gross and are only good for #44 Making Girls Cry and for being slayed by your #37 Designated Obnoxious Fat Friend.

My man NYB! Just to let you know, you went ahead a...

2010-02-02T18:05:41.811-05:00

My man NYB! Just to let you know, you went ahead and posted this right in the middle of one of my Hot Streaks!

btw, funny shit with that NBA Jam reference! For a younger Bro like myself, its safe to say, i grew up on that shit!!

C-3PBro, very well put. Nething over two bills sh...

2010-02-02T16:22:28.761-05:00

C-3PBro, very well put. Nething over two bills should be used strictly for gettin head n nothing else. Fat chicks give the best head and you will rarely find a fat camel which is always a nice...

SigChiBro, clearly the Bro-Gods have rewarded your...

2010-02-02T11:02:41.700-05:00

SigChiBro, clearly the Bro-Gods have rewarded your grenade-jumping.

sometimes a bro has to keep his hot streak alive w...

2010-02-01T20:56:04.544-05:00

sometimes a bro has to keep his hot streak alive with the slaying of #101 younger chicks, something i have had to do since the new year because all the other slam pieces my age are either taken or fucking bro haters, but this weekend i got back on the prowl with a school night slay of a younger chick, and then a same age slam piece on saturday night, crazy shit, but still an average weekend for being on a hot streak which has lasted since before christmas

Jesus Bro Nads your bro gave it to a bitch over 3 ...

2010-02-01T16:55:28.259-05:00

Jesus Bro Nads your bro gave it to a bitch over 3 bills. This kid is not a bro, will never be a bro, and more importantly never was a bro. Like Slippery Fetus said over 2 bills is vile. If you gotta take the grenade at least make sure she is not over 2 bills, like fetus said...NOTHING is funny about fucking a fat chick.

I had to take a grenade 3 weeks back but since the...

2010-02-01T01:14:22.607-05:00

I had to take a grenade 3 weeks back but since then I've been fuckin on fire. Awesome post brother.

IHSV

If that bro thought it was acceptable to go for a ...

2010-01-31T23:21:05.375-05:00

If that bro thought it was acceptable to go for a girl over 3 bills he instantly lost bro cred he's ever had... you never go for a bitch over 2 bills let alone 3. This fallen bro really fucked his life up and is a swine in my book. Theres nothing funny about fucking fat chicks... ever.