Comments on Bros Like This Site: #44 Making Girls Cry

This is what turns me off, and why i never want to...

2011-11-22T15:18:22.049-05:00

This is what turns me off, and why i never want to go anywhere. Everyone is so fucking stupid.

You know the true sign of a bro? The fact that he ...

2011-09-16T01:50:51.697-04:00

You know the true sign of a bro? The fact that he acts like a dipshit, talks like a dipshit, and looks like a dipshit, yet is in denial about actually being a dipshit.

Making girls cry by doing horrible things to them ...

2011-08-02T22:01:10.032-04:00

Making girls cry by doing horrible things to them is the douchiest move every. Making girls cry then they are slutty, nasty chicks who think they're betches is funny. Don't fuck with the few decent chicks we have left.

ew, soo the "Big Guy" probably made out ...

2011-07-21T22:44:29.499-04:00

ew, soo the "Big Guy" probably made out with her shitty piss infested toilet bowl mouth ew.

I was stupid and was in a relationship for 6 month...

2011-07-06T01:20:03.463-04:00

I was stupid and was in a relationship for 6 months. Until December. My girlfriend and I were at the bar when a former slampiece of mine happened to be across the bar. I pulled up next to her and we ordered shots only to be interrupted by my bro-hater girlfriend. I was teetering on blacking out, and I had two options: apologize, or keep it real.

Apologize?? I'd rather have cerebral palsy and eat glass than apologize for being a bro and keeping it real. I dumped her ass right in front of the former slampiece slut and told her there was a train going to pound-town and she wasn't invited. That's when the floodgates opened for her, and her tears fed my happiness. More importantly, I regained bro-cred after being with a bro-crippler for 6 months. Bros are the shit.

This one hoe tried to tell me she loves me, so I o...

2011-05-27T00:12:09.916-04:00

This one hoe tried to tell me she loves me, so I offered her to pay for a 40 sack and a bottle for me and my bros. She did it gladly. She had a free crib for the weekend and wanted to throw a party so I told her I would throw it instead. I invited about 100 kids to her small ass condo and everyone fucked her whole house up. I woke up in bed with her the next morning, rolled a blunt and left before she asked me to clean up. She cried. But not enough. I come back to her house for Saturday's Round 2. We start off the day with some triple C's and Old English 800. The girl trips balls and starts tweaking out. My bros and I proceeded to laugh in her face. All of a sudden the cops bust down the girls door and she takes the blame for the whole thing. Me and my main bro Chris Bruno (Brono) dip the fuck out with our remaining lokos and smoke a blunt while this bitch gets arrested. The next morning i learn shes taken the blame for me so i proceed to say I'm no longer interested in her. This was about 2 weeks ago and according to her bbm statuses, she's still crying. Not to mention my bro who stole her iPad, iPod, and packet of Pizza Bagels

Most bro is making a girl cry during a bj and stil...

2011-04-24T12:59:27.020-04:00

Most bro is making a girl cry during a bj and still finishing

it's not being an asshole if you're tellin...

2011-04-16T14:22:59.577-04:00

it's not being an asshole if you're telling the truth!

i don't know what sluts you hang out with but ...

2011-03-24T20:52:19.866-04:00

i don't know what sluts you hang out with but they must be some busted retards.. any girl that would hang out with you "bros" deserves to drink shitty piss beer because you guys are such assholes.. trust me if i was that girl i would have been doing 75 to life by now.

You know what's funny? The holier than thou an...

2011-03-12T05:19:24.164-05:00

You know what's funny? The holier than thou anonymous used 'stagnate' wrong when calling you stupid.also, that kids a bitch because this is awesome. For some reason girls think they can scream and yell whatever they want like there wont be repercussions, when will they realize we control them because we cause them to break down and cry??? - Dragon Bro Z

im not a bro..yet. im a junior in highschool, so i...

2011-01-14T07:20:31.810-05:00

im not a bro..yet. im a junior in highschool, so im a bro in training. i have to applaud you for teaching me and my fellow bros how to fine tune our behavior. disrespecting sluts is huge for us, last weekend we were at my house getting fucked up cuz my parents were out of town, there were four of us and four slampieces and you better believe they were at my house tilll 6 am getting plowed by us and then we kicked those bitches out in the snow to walk home

I didn't read all the comments, so this may ha...

2010-11-24T09:55:25.402-05:00

I didn't read all the comments, so this may have been stated already, but this seems a lot like Tucker Marx thoughts, or these bro statements came right from his book or something

this stanky bitch in school always asks me fora h...

2010-10-05T23:23:54.196-04:00

this stanky bitch in school always asks me fora hug? what is my bro duty to get this btich to stop?

my bro gave this heifer a full cup of dip spit and...

2010-10-04T15:17:43.084-04:00

my bro gave this heifer a full cup of dip spit and told her it was chocolate patron. bitch blew chunks like a chemo patient!

Yo NYB would you say the guy in Unforgivable is a ...

2010-09-16T00:48:19.048-04:00

Yo NYB
would you say the guy in Unforgivable is a Nebro?
he tells his bitches to make him sandwiches all the time

The best part to me is that this chick hooked up w...

2010-08-27T21:46:51.327-04:00

The best part to me is that this chick hooked up with your friend, probably sucking his dick and for sure making out with her waste breath. If you're hooking up with a girl who just drank your shit, then you're not a bro, you're disgusting.

My bro Jeff was in a mostly empty bar waiting for ...

2010-08-24T03:18:30.590-04:00

My bro Jeff was in a mostly empty bar waiting for his bros to show up for some pre-gaming prior to hitting up a ballgame, when he notices a decent-looking slampiece at the bar by herself, dressed to the nines with her hair done fancy and full makeup on. As he sides up to her and introduces himself, she looks him up and down and says "sorry honey, there's a height requirement for this ride." (My bro is only 5-foot-4).

A lesser man would have limped away with his pride hurt, but my bro, like a true bro, doesn't take any shit from uppity slampieces. Without saying a word, he proceeds to pour his entire beer over this dumb bitch's head, ruining her dress, her hair, her makeup, her expensive designer purse, and most importantly, her self-esteem. She storms out of the bar crying and yelling obscenities, and my bro sits at the adjacent dry stool while laughing his ass off and orders another beer. The bartender had witnessed the entire exchange, and recognized the true bro-ness in action. Not only did he NOT throw my bro out, he gave him a high-five and comped him drinks on the house for the rest of the night. Bros are the shit.

me and my bro wake up sunday morning on the floor ...

2010-06-28T17:21:03.082-04:00

me and my bro wake up sunday morning on the floor and fuckin couch. we both blacked out and we realize our other bro is missin. so we go down to another room and our bro is with his slampiece. We both fuckin hate her and my bro goes "dude your fuckin unbelievable" his slampiece start ballin cuz she knows we both hate her as the bitch is cryin i was like "bro fuck this shit, lets go get food." all of us left to get food while the girls in the room by herself cryin
great to a bro

im sorry but this just crosses the line. this is j...

2010-06-20T05:20:52.756-04:00

im sorry but this just crosses the line. this is just cruel. why does being mean to people make you a better bro? think about it, imagine a bro called your sister (or mother) fat just because he wanted to see her cry. there are so many genuinely nice girls that would never want to do ANYTHING to hurt you, yet you guys are just blabbing about how you'd love to see them cry. it doesnt make sense. how do you guys live with yourselves..

fuckin love this. One time i was blackout drunk an...

2010-05-30T22:29:04.113-04:00

fuckin love this. One time i was blackout drunk and this fucking chick was fucking with my buddy so I went up to her yelled at her and told her that i was going to get the police involved if she didn't leave him alone. bitch fucking started crying "why are you such an asshole" then 2 fucking months later im at a bar and shes there and i fucked her in the bathroom

should have used rum and coke as the drink. the co...

2010-05-22T04:49:29.097-04:00

should have used rum and coke as the drink. the color of this drink resembles your 'water' far more closely than beer. good try though.

Love this. At our Fraternity's winter formal, ...

2010-05-02T10:56:45.504-04:00

Love this. At our Fraternity's winter formal, we had almost 30% of our dates in tears by the end of the night. Why you ask? Because they can't handle how hard we bro out at these functions.

Stayin Fratty,

Bro Diesel
IN HOC

I am appalled by the fact that there is so much br...

2010-04-15T15:44:19.496-04:00

I am appalled by the fact that there is so much bro hating going on after this miraculous bro-tale.

-Herb hater and anonymous can go shovel each others assholes out with a spoon while they settle down with their beat ass bras.

-Making fun of fat chicks is always classic, but it is the good looking slam pieces who think they have it going on who need to be targeted first.

-Like all true bros I get shit-faced on the reg and sometimes encounter a bra who thinks they are more mature then everybody because they have an older boyfriend and think they are sophisticated cuz they dress like a mom.

-One of my personal go-to's is calling them a slut and reeb(beer backwards) heading them in which you crack a fresh brew and shower the sweet bronze over the bras head.

-Not only does it put the bitch in her place, but it ups your bro-cred by 10 mother fucking fold and she will most likely ball her eyes out, apologize to you later, and dome you up.

BROTILIDIE

This is a tale of making girls cry. At the last...

2010-04-05T14:27:56.304-04:00

This is a tale of making girls cry.

At the last open party my house threw this mega slut stopped by, mega sluts are welcome to around for bros to stick their dick in but I don't like it when the mega sluts are so infested it might kill my bro in question drunkingly slaming the slam piece. So I go up to this girl in a drunking haze to simply question and ask why this mega slut was a mega slut and if her parents trained her to be since her mother was most likely a mega slut too. The waterworks came hard and she ran to go get her football player guys she most likely fucked at the same time to come "fight me" but since I'm a bro and my legends extend past my presence they wouldn't dare and just told the mega slut she was a crazy bitch.
mission success!

Bro-out.

There is no such thing as making a bitch accidentl...

2010-03-28T22:17:00.606-04:00

There is no such thing as making a bitch accidently cry. Clearly there are the girls that are so hot you can't do that to them.. but then again anything less than perfect+they are not putting out= making her ball her eyes out until at least 5 of her friends call you a dickhead