tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post4004611275326247406..comments2010-05-02T20:49:04.702-04:00Ned's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317Nedsyoungerbrother@gmail.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24002093338729325412010-06-28T17:21:03.082-04:002010-06-28T17:21:03.082-04:00me and my bro wake up sunday morning on the floor and fuckin couch. we both blacked out and we realize our other bro is missin. so we go down to another room and our bro is with his slampiece. We both fuckin hate her and my bro goes &quot;dude your fuckin unbelievable&quot; his slampiece start ballin cuz she knows we both hate her as the bitch is cryin i was like &quot;bro fuck this shit, lets go get food.&quot; all of us left to get food while the girls in the room by herself cryin<br />great to a broAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5843631357672347302010-06-20T05:20:52.756-04:002010-06-20T05:20:52.756-04:00im sorry but this just crosses the line. this is just cruel. why does being mean to people make you a better bro? think about it, imagine a bro called your sister (or mother) fat just because he wanted to see her cry. there are so many genuinely nice girls that would never want to do ANYTHING to hurt you, yet you guys are just blabbing about how you&#39;d love to see them cry. it doesnt make sense. how do you guys live with yourselves..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-55298363916486073042010-05-30T22:29:04.113-04:002010-05-30T22:29:04.113-04:00fuckin love this. One time i was blackout drunk and this fucking chick was fucking with my buddy so I went up to her yelled at her and told her that i was going to get the police involved if she didn&#39;t leave him alone. bitch fucking started crying &quot;why are you such an asshole&quot; then 2 fucking months later im at a bar and shes there and i fucked her in the bathroomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-764973055727075412010-05-22T04:49:29.097-04:002010-05-22T04:49:29.097-04:00should have used rum and coke as the drink. the color of this drink resembles your &#39;water&#39; far more closely than beer. good try though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62778510804688351032010-05-02T10:56:45.504-04:002010-05-02T10:56:45.504-04:00Love this. At our Fraternity&#39;s winter formal, we had almost 30% of our dates in tears by the end of the night. Why you ask? Because they can&#39;t handle how hard we bro out at these functions. <br /><br />Stayin Fratty,<br /><br />Bro Diesel<br />IN HOCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42214431163484220462010-04-15T15:44:19.496-04:002010-04-15T15:44:19.496-04:00I am appalled by the fact that there is so much bro hating going on after this miraculous bro-tale. <br /><br /> -Herb hater and anonymous can go shovel each others assholes out with a spoon while they settle down with their beat ass bras. <br /><br />-Making fun of fat chicks is always classic, but it is the good looking slam pieces who think they have it going on who need to be targeted first. <br /><br />-Like all true bros I get shit-faced on the reg and sometimes encounter a bra who thinks they are more mature then everybody because they have an older boyfriend and think they are sophisticated cuz they dress like a mom. <br /><br />-One of my personal go-to&#39;s is calling them a slut and reeb(beer backwards) heading them in which you crack a fresh brew and shower the sweet bronze over the bras head.<br /><br />-Not only does it put the bitch in her place, but it ups your bro-cred by 10 mother fucking fold and she will most likely ball her eyes out, apologize to you later, and dome you up.<br /><br />BROTILIDIEBrokemonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07171513061971274147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56068202750093566692010-04-05T14:27:56.304-04:002010-04-05T14:27:56.304-04:00This is a tale of making girls cry.<br /><br /> At the last open party my house threw this mega slut stopped by, mega sluts are welcome to around for bros to stick their dick in but I don&#39;t like it when the mega sluts are so infested it might kill my bro in question drunkingly slaming the slam piece. So I go up to this girl in a drunking haze to simply question and ask why this mega slut was a mega slut and if her parents trained her to be since her mother was most likely a mega slut too. The waterworks came hard and she ran to go get her football player guys she most likely fucked at the same time to come &quot;fight me&quot; but since I&#39;m a bro and my legends extend past my presence they wouldn&#39;t dare and just told the mega slut she was a crazy bitch. <br /> mission success!<br /><br />Bro-out.IrishBrohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08676258007971059709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45310581064020632072010-03-28T22:17:00.606-04:002010-03-28T22:17:00.606-04:00There is no such thing as making a bitch accidently cry. Clearly there are the girls that are so hot you can&#39;t do that to them.. but then again anything less than perfect+they are not putting out= making her ball her eyes out until at least 5 of her friends call you a dickheadJ.Macenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10747898285309729932010-03-27T15:35:59.567-04:002010-03-27T15:35:59.567-04:00Spring break this year... One of my bros and I are at the bar at our hotel before heading out to Senor Frogs. Were doing the usual crushin shots and with a line of slam pieces who are loving every second of it. Then my bro starts talkin to this one girl who has a fucking dyke friend, like this girl was trying to stand out and pick up guys with that roadkill on her ugly ass head (why did she even spend money on this trip?? oh yeah, so I can shit on her). Then she starts shitting on us cuz shes a bro hater. She doesnt even know why we wear sperrys let alone an ill ass button down from VV. So I dont let this last for more than 2 minutes before I leave my slam piece and call her a fuckin greenpeace dyke who uses her welfare checks to steal my money, in front of all of her friends and the entire bar consisting of about 40 people. She immediately trys to turn up the bro-hatery, but to no avail. Stupid bitch didn&#39;t realize what she was in for. Several slam pieces walk up and tell her that she is a dyke, then later her hot friend tells me that shes supposed to be mad at me but actually thinks Im mad chill and that her friend is actually a dyke. Night ends with this war pig crying in the corner of the club the whole night... I am on a fucking throne on my to black out city with my slam pieces in each arm...<br /><br />Bros are superior to the fuckin world.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-34679104027761411962010-03-02T20:54:59.056-05:002010-03-02T20:54:59.056-05:00you know whats fun? scaring girls and making them cry because they dont get your crazy shit. <br />find a bra who looks a bit shy.. find out her name with out her knowing, write it on a condom, then throw it at her and say &quot;this condom has your name written all over it&quot;<br />faces are priceless. good fucking times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-53137182468612245852010-02-25T00:05:01.597-05:002010-02-25T00:05:01.597-05:00This is fucking ridiculous Bro...im actually disgusted that there are people like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BROS living on this earth. Wow, you made someone cry awesome because your an asshole-cool? I hope that you actually grow the fuck up,and can have some sort of epiphany on what kind of life you have been living (let me tell you, youll realize its super super super insignificant one at this point)! But probably since all you do is getting fucking wasted and make girls cry (by using your feces-super bro dude (asshole)) your brain is going to stagnate at being this immature little bro.Which will totally suck cause youll end up with no life, or just be that creepy middle age guy trying to hit drunk younger women way out of your nasty league, but hey im sure that be also fucking awesome for you bros. I hope when your older and (hopefully) matured past your frat boy days you realize how much of an asshole you are. Just because your too stupid, ugly, or have no personality doesnt make it ok to physically make some cry and doubt there image. Just because women dont want you doesnt mean you need to treat them like shit, but im sure your used to being turned down. If you dont like how someone looks then just ignore them, cause im sure thats what everyone has to do when they are around asshole like you. To all you bros out there, you need to fucking shape up, because the only woman your ever going to get, most likely cause their wasted, will give you a lovely STD, because any real woman would dump your ass and hopefully make your stupid dumb douchey asshole cry.<br /><br />peace brosAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-33031239621348704262010-02-07T23:28:48.161-05:002010-02-07T23:28:48.161-05:00&quot;Me never believe in marriage that much...marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong&quot;<br /><br />- Bob Marley<br /><br />fuck hoes.. its a great day to be a broThe Fresh Prince of BROllairenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-32384071089784066272010-02-03T11:31:16.889-05:002010-02-03T11:31:16.889-05:00Last night a Bro and I went out to this bar. We walked in and, of course, we were the best looking dudes there. 90% of the bras there would usually be the ones you settle for at the end of the night. 9% of what was left were so bad I wouldn&#39;t even consider as an option.<br /> As my bro and I picked a spot to stand and do the chat-n-scan for bras I see one. Great tits this girl had. And that&#39;s when this old hideous marmadoof comes up to my bro and says that that hot chick with great tits thought he was hot. It turns out the hideous boogawoof with the monster mullet is this girl&#39;s mom. I automatically did what any bro would do to help his buddy get some dick dungeon.... keep the protective mom busy and out of the bros way.<br /> During this time she was pissing me off by making comments on who the fuck knows what, but they would directed towards me and my bro. I told her she didnt want me to get started on a battle of wits and banter because I would have her wanting to kill herself within 10 minutes. I had to walk away in fear of ruining my bros efforts to make this bra a slampiece.<br /> The mother comes up to me again and says &quot;you better keep these 2 guys away from me or I&#39;ll kick your ass&quot;. I had had enough. I replied... &quot;Listen bitch, that shits not my fuckin responsibility! You need to handle your own fuckin business! And it&#39;s not even possible that this guy want&#39;s your fat ass in the first place&quot;! She lost her shit and started bawling and took her daughter to the bathroom for moral support I guess.Ranger Brohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01091478120675230971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7036296556966166632010-02-02T23:50:10.672-05:002010-02-02T23:50:10.672-05:00Fuck yeah, I love making bitches cry. You better believe it when I go out, I have to make one girl cry or atleast bitch to the other bras that I&#39;m a dick. I&#39;ll still get slam from them tooTexas Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91492920257838444452010-02-02T10:21:19.827-05:002010-02-02T10:21:19.827-05:00One night some bros and I were out on the town in Austin. I saw an old slampiece who hates me these days. Like any bro would, I ignored her until she came up to me and started bitching me out for some shit... I wasn&#39;t listening. I gave her a good look up and down and asked &quot;Did you gain weight&quot;? She stormed off to the bathroom crying.<br /> I was in Iraq this past year and I called a bro that was still back in the states. He asked if I remembered this slampiece I had before I left. Now, I couldn&#39;t recall since I was trying to pull as much ass as possible before going on a year long dry spell. So he started describing her to me. I was like, &quot;ohh, the mexican dead lay&quot;. I asked him what about her and he said he just got done bangin her and all she did before that was hate on me. I said, &quot;imagine that, some chick I fucked thinks I&#39;m an asshole&quot;. Funny thing is is he had me on speaker phone so she was hearing all of this and started bawling her head off and my bro about died laughing!Ranger Brohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01091478120675230971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-23924495071273498622010-01-31T09:14:03.573-05:002010-01-31T09:14:03.573-05:00made me gag, but thats how i knew it was fucking bro....cause its smart as shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-1646946732410463772010-01-24T14:37:01.770-05:002010-01-24T14:37:01.770-05:00fuck bitches get money... thats all there is to it.Bro Montanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627874523183277118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47074406930357786902010-01-06T06:07:29.785-05:002010-01-06T06:07:29.785-05:00herb-hater- how dare you fucking disgrace this ultamite bro-sesh. you are not a fucking bro. you are a fucking faggot. first off, you did not use the word bro in your posting ONCE. NOT ONCE. second, you like dick in your butthole. third, NYB&#39;s story sounds like a fucking awsome time and if i were there i would repeat it to every person i met for the rest of my life, bro, bra, and even fags like you. there is nothing srong with chilling with bras on a trip because you can either a) slay several slam-pieces or b) do amazingly funny shit like Barry Bonds did (who, by the way, sounds like a fucking awsome bro. bros are the shit). just because you&#39;re a virgin doesn&#39;t mean that you need to come up in here and make such a fool out of yourself.<br /><br />herb-hater never comment anything bro ever again in your life. you probably are the slam-piece from this story.<br /><br />on a better note, making bras brawl is a personal favorite. usually im a prety polite bro, but sometimes the fatties can&#39;t take a hint. I once reduced a girl to a blubbering heap on the floor by saying &quot;hey, tubbs, I&#39;m trying to breathe here!&quot;.<br /><br />Herb-hater is not the shit. making girls cry is the shit. bros are the shit.Fratural Icehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06970517066260329040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-72704233929922266462009-12-05T09:47:08.451-05:002009-12-05T09:47:08.451-05:00I fucking hate alligators, and I fucking hate bro-haters a.k.a. that gershittytitsface herb non-bro. I do, however, love making whales cry. That&#39;s what this post is about.New BROleansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80010163492971822972009-11-05T20:41:55.149-05:002009-11-05T20:41:55.149-05:00Ok first off, if you think that making some walrus looking peice cry is a bad thing, you truly are not a bro. Of anything its the exact opposite by making a fat girl cry your giving back to the bro community. Last week me and my bros were slammin a few brews at this bar and right when i went up to do the bro thing and order another round for my bros some beached whale decided to get in my way and try ordering some bitchass margarita or some shit first. First thing i did was i gave her a look like bitch ive gota frizbee and am not afraid to use it, she didnt respond, of course i was not havin that so i looked straight in that bitches eyes and said &quot;bitch i guess you beat annorexia huh?&quot; bitch started crying and shit tried to have me thrown out and shit, luckily the owner was a bro and tossed that ugly peices ass out, no bro deserves to have to look at that while kickin it with his brosBrosef Masternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-21117171170702001672009-11-04T21:18:19.844-05:002009-11-04T21:18:19.844-05:00I envy you bro!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83243302493324119882009-10-20T15:53:00.832-04:002009-10-20T15:53:00.832-04:00pouring beer in a girls face in a bar works, too. i made it rain on a bitch this weekend when she tried to act out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-30536842045614909692009-10-05T16:03:51.618-04:002009-10-05T16:03:51.618-04:00being a true bro.. made plenty of bra&#39;s cry and feel self concious all through highschool. if shes not gonna give me a bro-job im gonna put her in her place...afBRO manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10352430787387886056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-14713003766989536002009-09-04T15:33:20.794-04:002009-09-04T15:33:20.794-04:00How I managed never to hear of this site before, I have no idea.<br />This is fuckin&#39; bro gold!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-17075294856275369572009-08-11T09:04:10.867-04:002009-08-11T09:04:10.867-04:00sick story telling skillz brocho!Mario Bropezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15528675283125706790noreply@blogger.com