Comments on Bros Like This Site: #57 Not Caring About the Environment

Shut the fuck up, bro-hater. You 1) care about the...

2011-04-24T16:30:57.397-04:00

Shut the fuck up, bro-hater. You 1) care about the environment, and 2) whine to bros about polluting. Both of these make you definitely NOT a Bro. So stop calling yourself one.

Go back to your greenpeace meeting with all the unwashed dykes and their fag hippie boyfriends. Real bros pollute the shit out of the environment because it's funny and we don't give a fuck.

Fuck this, as a guy this shit makes me fucking sic...

2011-04-22T16:29:09.294-04:00

Fuck this, as a guy this shit makes me fucking sick. Is it that hard to fucking recycle? Is it that hard to turn off your light when you leave the room? no. Its fucking not. So I dont know why all you fuckwads are being so difficult about it. Im a bro and I could buy all of your houses just to burn them down. I get the whole "throwing shit on the ground cuz poor people will pick it up" but they wont have to if you just throw it in the can. I dont want to look at that shit!

When I die i want to have spent every last penny i...

2011-04-22T14:25:41.788-04:00

When I die i want to have spent every last penny i earned over my lifetime. I also want to have used all the earths resources. Oh ya those resources also include slam peices.

I like green shit. Come on who doesn't like we...

2010-09-10T19:00:44.036-04:00

I like green shit. Come on who doesn't like weed, Heineken, money, St. Patricks day, and Mean Joe Green.

Whatever person thought up global warming probably was the same person who came up with alcoholism. Both fake. Both bro hatin.

My bro Dave took a sweet finance job right after c...

2010-09-04T15:20:44.250-04:00

My bro Dave took a sweet finance job right after college, but the drawback was he had a long-ass freeway commute to get there.

There was no fucking way he was going to put all that wear and tear on his bro-mobile (a BMW M3), so he decided to get a beater-ass car for his weekday driving.

He ended up buying a used 1982 Volkswagen Rabbit Turbodiesel.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Volkswagens are total fag bro-hating cars". And that is true. But his reasoning was actually pretty bro: He purposely wanted a car that would save him gas, but still pollute the shit out of the environment. The Rabbit TDI's from the early 80's have the gas mileage of a Prius, but they put out more carbon emissions than a fucking Hummer. That's pretty bro.

go drive to the woods in your pussy hybrid and fuc...

2010-09-02T10:46:20.241-04:00

go drive to the woods in your pussy hybrid and fuck a tree, you hippie piece of shit. fuckin brohaters

BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BR...

2010-05-29T16:23:05.209-04:00

BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! now that that's out of the way, personally i am a bro who enjoys cleaning out my car by throwing every single piece of trash in it onto the side of the road, not only is it awesome to pollute but it helps keep the bro-haters occupied so they can stay out of my way. also hitting signs with your empties is one of the most bro activities around.

Whatever you fuckin tree hugger. Bros are the shit...

2010-04-30T14:14:16.065-04:00

Whatever you fuckin tree hugger. Bros are the shit. Fact.

I hate bros. The world will end before u guys get ...

2010-04-15T15:35:09.461-04:00

I hate bros. The world will end before u guys get the chance to actually enjoy the extra 3 months of summer. and the next time u decide to trash an area, It may already be too damaged for u to "live up to ur bro-status".
Fuck u all, u guys fucking suck

I am a true bro, but I got my ass kicked by 12 sla...

2010-04-15T15:32:56.267-04:00

I am a true bro, but I got my ass kicked by 12 slampieces because i decided to fuck up their pads

Littering in a really 'green' place like a...

2010-01-18T14:11:49.664-05:00

Littering in a really 'green' place like a park or a nature reserve is the best...

tossing out your spitters after that fat chaw you ...

2010-01-14T15:21:41.504-05:00

tossing out your spitters after that fat chaw you just tossed out on the side of the road does two things. not only do you make those poor fucks clean up your shit but it also lets all the bro-haters know that bros are around

Me and my bro's were riding around drinking be...

2010-01-08T13:07:55.215-05:00

Me and my bro's were riding around drinking beers then throwing them at road signs(Fucking the Enviorment) then my bro threw the last bottle, it hit a sign dead on bounced back and completly shatterd the windshield.

Nothing is more exciting than throwing empties out...

2009-11-02T15:10:10.781-05:00

Nothing is more exciting than throwing empties out your window and trying to hit road signs while heading someplace to get fucked up.

you know what's cool about frat guys? not ...

2009-10-14T15:14:59.604-04:00

you know what's cool about frat guys?

not a fuggin thing

I dive my 5.0 supercharged mustang a block to the ...

2009-10-09T18:06:10.544-04:00

I dive my 5.0 supercharged mustang a block to the grocery store and its a convertable so its easy to litter in. fuck the enviorment bros for life.

What do you bros all drive to do maximum damage to...

2009-10-06T12:34:26.715-04:00

What do you bros all drive to do maximum damage to the environment? I drive a porsche cayenne turbo...

I enjoy littering so much, particularly from my ca...

2009-10-06T12:24:01.007-04:00

I enjoy littering so much, particularly from my car - that's funny shit, throwing a whole pile of mcdonalds crap into some well-kept area by the roadside and watching the other drivers' reactions...some give you the finger but occasionally a fellow litterbug bro gives you his support

One time we were in trouble with the school for be...

2009-08-05T14:28:24.379-04:00

One time we were in trouble with the school for being too damn cool and bein too big of bro's that we were required to do some community service. We were asked to go to some community service event for the environemnt and clean up some park or zoo or something. Being a bro, I wanted nothing to do with this. It was at 8 am and I was hung over as shit with my bros. We all swing by mcdonalds grab our sausage mcmuffins and hash browns and while other volunteers are cleaning all this shit up we sleep on the benches and throw our fast food trash in the bushes for some bro-hater to pick up. When the supervisors saw we were in fact making more of a mess then anything, they told us to get to work handing us trahs bags and shit. We said fuck no, and left. We didn't get credit for our community service. I'd rather be on Bro-bation with the school than be a poor person cleaning up shit.

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When I was at boarding school back in the day we u...

2009-08-05T12:09:39.171-04:00

When I was at boarding school back in the day we used to pee in glass Nantucket Nectar bottles at night because we were too damn lazy to walk to the hallway bathroom. The bottles usually were saved and whenever the temperature dropped below freezing we would make it rain.
We would throw these bottles onto a highly utilized, outdoor staircase and the urine would freeze over night. The next day the peon custodians had to clean up the numerous pieces of shattered glass, some of which were stuck to our frozen piss. Also, dumbass bras wearing traction-less shoes would eat shit and slide down the urine-soaked concrete stairs. Not only would they be in the equivalent pain of just getting railed out in the ass, but also they would inspect their hands and realize that the ice was not water but human urine.

why the fuck is there an advertisement for quittin...

2009-08-05T04:32:02.422-04:00

why the fuck is there an advertisement for quitting alcohol on this page

2009-08-05T04:31:04.040-04:00

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@Brosoma Spinladen My hat is off to you for menti...

2009-08-05T02:31:15.488-04:00

@Brosoma Spinladen

My hat is off to you for mentioning Ski School. Amen, bro-tha.

I agree with Bro-bo cop. Double bro points for inc...

2009-08-05T01:56:05.491-04:00

I agree with Bro-bo cop. Double bro points for incorporating #55 Breaking shit into #57 not caring about the environment. Not to mention #38 Being better than poor people because they end up having to clean up the shit. Whether you can incorporate as many bro activities into one single event, you move closer and closer to Legendary bro status.

Al Gore: Not a bro. Bill Clinton: A doucher democ...

2009-08-04T22:49:55.051-04:00

Al Gore: Not a bro. Bill Clinton: A doucher democrat (thus environmentalist), but definately still a bro - for obvious reasons. Cash for Clunkers? How about a punch in the face for your sissy hybrid. Keep your hands off my Land Brover.