Comments on Bros Like This Site: #109 Being Good Looking

You can't fuck a personality that is for sure

2011-11-08T22:07:32.282-05:00

You can't fuck a personality that is for sure

I am not the best looking dude. But my dick is too...

2011-10-10T23:28:58.542-04:00

I am not the best looking dude. But my dick is too big. Its so damn big that everyone knows it. Rumors go around about it and this type of shit just happens because of my notorious dong. I wake up after a black out every weekend with a girl in bed still tugging on the D

While being a bro gaurentees superior bone structu...

2010-12-21T10:06:53.128-05:00

While being a bro gaurentees superior bone structure, it also gaurenteed me a huge cock region ( no homo ). Not only was I the best looking bro in my class, but the summer after my freshman year of high school multiple war pigs hung posters on lockers publicizing the size of my world renowned meat shank. I've had the rep stapled to my resume ever since. I also have a boston accent so when I fratenize with bras I sounds like a raunchy JFK. God bless bros!

I'm a pretty averaged-sized bra(5'5",...

2010-12-15T02:15:36.110-05:00

I'm a pretty averaged-sized bra(5'5", 115) and I've been with a 6'6" bro and now I'm with a 5'8" and honestly, the 5'8" is soooo much better! Last time he came to visit me at school, I made the sandwich just before he got here so he wouldn't have to wait for it when we were done fucking, that's how good.
Anyway, another great post NYB, totally true about the slut probably taking an hour to pick out a hooch top. That's where bras differ from sluts, we know we're just fucking gorgeous already;)

im a 5'9 but i still bang these sluts who go f...

2010-09-06T23:56:53.896-04:00

im a 5'9 but i still bang these sluts who go fuck these tall motherfuckers...a real bro dont need height to fuck slampeices

Respect to the slampiece above, giving bro's a...

2010-06-05T14:13:53.853-04:00

Respect to the slampiece above, giving bro's a good time is every slampieces dream.

The slampieces in Ireland ain't got the love for the bros but when I was in newport last summer there was a train too pound town every thirty seconds.

Bros are the shit

as a slam piece myself i never accept a date becau...

2010-05-04T17:21:40.640-04:00

as a slam piece myself i never accept a date because those guys are ugly losers who like doing lame things like sharing their feelings and getting to know you. I'd rather just bang hot ass bros no chivalry needed.

I call bullshit. No way you can maintain an erecti...

2010-04-05T17:14:52.941-04:00

I call bullshit. No way you can maintain an erection after that many shots!

Great post.. only thing I disagree w/ is the heigh...

2010-04-05T15:39:12.634-04:00

Great post.. only thing I disagree w/ is the height part.. im a generous 5'9 but I do admit Im damn good looking, I pull some fine ass w/o taken these tricks on dates, nor do I tell them shit they wanna hear, it's BROvious that its all about the ground work you lay, and how you handle that shit come game time.. but all in all great post man..

im a chick readin this and even i can appreciate i...

2010-03-26T12:07:44.160-04:00

im a chick readin this and even i can appreciate it
everything u say is true

Lets look at the other side of brohood here. First...

2010-03-25T21:50:32.827-04:00

Lets look at the other side of brohood here. First off There is a difference between a midget and a short bro. I really hope all u tall bros dont go out together and stand around looking like the fucking Harlem Globe Trotter about to warm up.I walk around Campus like a fucking celebrity in Hollywood Blvd. Short bros are there for 1 reason, to break the ice and to swoop a bitch from all u tall bros that blew it. I gotta hand it to u tall bros tho, i throw my 6'3 roomate out at parties and clubs like a god damn lure. then its time to take action. The short bro comes and introduces himself like he is spec ops for the navy seals. Tall bros cant keep it together without the short stud there to close. Hook. Line, Sinker boys!!

what do you guys think of timbs? being a masshole ...

2010-03-25T21:13:00.708-04:00

what do you guys think of timbs? being a masshole i rock them through the winter, but some of my bros say theyre for black dudes

Short bros are fucking legit. I'm 5'5-5&#...

2010-03-24T23:44:44.205-04:00

Short bros are fucking legit. I'm 5'5-5'6 and still ride the train to pound town all day errr day. All it means is that short bros spit game thats double as good as tall bros cause it is true slam pieces love tall dudes. Fuck the haters. height is overrated. 1 love.

this shit is amazing. laugh. my. ass. off.

2010-03-21T18:59:04.050-04:00

this shit is amazing. laugh. my. ass. off.

also Bro's should be in mad good shape regardl...

2010-03-20T02:00:37.512-04:00

also Bro's should be in mad good shape regardless of their drinking habits, I went to The Citadel and we had a top 10 physical fitness score list, you best believe I ran a 11:40 2 mile, 117 pushups in 2 minutes, and 105 situps in 2 minutes to get my ass up on that list. I love being good looking.

fuckin words of wisdom right there just got me so ...

2010-03-19T16:13:49.178-04:00

fuckin words of wisdom right there just got me so pumped to arty my face off tonight wooo!

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/f-k-it...

2010-03-17T11:20:13.881-04:00

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield.html

this guy writes just like you nyb

-honeycutt

I'm wasted bros, so wasted I just picked Murra...

2010-03-17T03:03:08.157-04:00

I'm wasted bros, so wasted I just picked Murray St into the sweet 16 and Richmond into the Elite 8 for my bracket.

Today's St Fraterick's and Thursday is fucking march fucking madness. 5 day bender here we come.

IHSV Fuckin right doggy

NYB, great post. Having zero flaws is something th...

2010-03-16T23:10:14.888-04:00

NYB, great post. Having zero flaws is something that us bros handle very well. When you are most of the time spitting game to girls is a waste of time, not to mention impossible. So being genetically perfect makes this step unnecessary. And a true slut loves chest hair. Real bros let the chest hair rage for two reasons...one, its manly as shit, and two fucking guidos, and homos shave their chests. Bro hard.

I'm 6'0 and I slam chicks all day every da...

2010-03-16T18:55:48.313-04:00

I'm 6'0 and I slam chicks all day every day. Just this spring break in tahoe I had two girls waiting for me outside of my hotel room while I slammed the receptionist downstairs. Also got a bj on the ski lift.

AEKDB

classic post yet again, NYB. suggestion for future...

2010-03-16T18:37:26.627-04:00

classic post yet again, NYB. suggestion for future posts: you or any of your bros having a yacht(or multiple yachts) in their family

I'm 5'8 still slammin' econ-sluts. The...

2010-03-16T16:10:27.093-04:00

I'm 5'8 still slammin' econ-sluts. The short girls just go for me. What can I say, the BMW, trust fund, and genetic predisposition to perfection are unstoppable. Oh, and bros are not guidos, I don't think any bro would ever own a fucking Ed Hardy shirt or try to make their hair look like a japanese cartoon.

-Brodigy

5'7, still broin it up. The little slampieces ...

2010-03-16T15:55:59.325-04:00

5'7, still broin it up. The little slampieces just go for me... its like we're blessed. idk whats better, muhollands son or the part where we look better than everyone no matter how much time they spend. Last post was awesome too, fortunately it rained on my cruise sb, rainin slampieces.

AGREED- Winston Bennett is bro of the century... ...

2010-03-16T01:19:05.231-04:00

AGREED- Winston Bennett is bro of the century...

"How many women do you think you were sleeping with in a month?"

"Well. Multiply 30 times 3 and you get 90..."

BRO.

I just died laughing and my MacBook my father boug...

2010-03-16T01:00:11.435-04:00

I just died laughing and my MacBook my father bought me was almost ruined when I spat my #43 Redbull Vodka from laughing. My father just got me a job lobbying in DC, I just picked out a BMW 650i for graduation and my trust fund matures soon.