tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post4462523290374593975..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #153 Ski TripsNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91921547956462312032011-04-20T14:59:33.177-04:002011-04-20T14:59:33.177-04:00You sound like the Columbine Kids, you get made fu...You sound like the Columbine Kids, you get made fun of (probably because you do suck at life) and then push someone off a chairlift. I bet you got pissed off when all the real Bros made fun of your hot topic chains too.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02975940388679274783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-30755487006043594912011-03-20T10:55:48.938-04:002011-03-20T10:55:48.938-04:00Dude last time someone heckled me from the chairli...Dude last time someone heckled me from the chairlift, I waited for him at the bottom, rode his chair up with him and pushed him off. I heard he had two broken femurs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86247466775042496072011-03-04T17:49:40.899-05:002011-03-04T17:49:40.899-05:00Great post, but too short! You left out so many b...Great post, but too short! You left out so many bro parts of the Ski Trip, namely: apres ski grinding at the lodge's bar to some shitty rock band and bringing slam pieces back to the hot tub (no swimsuit, no problem)!BROSKInoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-4767317619752742872011-03-03T11:25:38.606-05:002011-03-03T11:25:38.606-05:00This post is so money. Well done sirThis post is so money. Well done sirAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-54161340048517147302011-03-03T05:29:52.859-05:002011-03-03T05:29:52.859-05:00Can't believe BYU suspended their second best ...Can't believe BYU suspended their second best player for the season becuase the guy got his dick wet. NYB needs to do a post about hating BYU/Mormons in honor of this bullshit. Of course, poetic justice has already been served after New Mexico destroyed BYU tonight, but still something needs to be said.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10624145257113334202011-03-03T01:00:28.442-05:002011-03-03T01:00:28.442-05:00a couple pointers, NYB
it is a pretty spot-on pos...a couple pointers, NYB<br /><br />it is a pretty spot-on post, but you bros from back east are missing out. me and my fellow idabroans live for winter. fuck the cold, we are bros! hypothermia and frostbite are for weaker beings than us (aka slam pieces and bro haters). at the first sign of snow, we dig out our prophet 100 skis and wax the shit out of them in preparation for raping some virgin pow all weekend. if you are bro enough for backcountry and avalanche-taming, come talk to me. and by the way, fuck parkrats and tall-tee faggots. go back to your fucking skate parks and fixed gear conventions and leave the skiing and boarding to bros. but you are damned right, NYB, drunken skiing is bro as shit.<br /><br />bros are the shit!idaBROnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52982191098570780412011-03-02T23:09:03.511-05:002011-03-02T23:09:03.511-05:00colorado is the tits for ski trips. du bros are ri...colorado is the tits for ski trips. du bros are rich enough so that ALL of their friends have cabins in vail or aspen.coloradbronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-16797248362198426792011-03-02T14:45:53.870-05:002011-03-02T14:45:53.870-05:00What's the bro code for cruises? Heading out n...What's the bro code for cruises? Heading out next weekBROce Pearlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-12227571929306948172011-03-02T01:46:48.242-05:002011-03-02T01:46:48.242-05:00I'm sensing there's a lot of younger poste...I'm sensing there's a lot of younger posters on here with all the pro snowboarding talk- granted that shit was cool in like eight grade but if you find yourself in college or even beyond and still find snowboarding to be bro you need to get your GDI head checked. Snowboarding is a middle market activity for middle market people, not Bros so get with the program. <br /><br />Check out Aspen Extreme to get yourself educated<br /><br />"I tried to snowboard once, but since I didn’t grow up wearing Jencos, wallet chains, and Airwalks to the skateboard park so I could practice my fucking “ollies” and talk about how much I like to cut myself during Slipknot songs, snowboarding didn’t come naturally to me. " <br /><br />-well put NYBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-3436780354380576792011-03-01T01:42:34.427-05:002011-03-01T01:42:34.427-05:00So many good memories at college weekend in Whistl...So many good memories at college weekend in Whistler BC, I wish I could go back. 40 bros between 2 condos. The building had no signs at the end of the weekend thanks to us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-79370121925579405032011-02-28T18:52:49.285-05:002011-02-28T18:52:49.285-05:00I laughed out loud for 15 seconds at "I'd...I laughed out loud for 15 seconds at "I'd rather burn a 100$ bill than buy a beer for a fat girl."<br /><br />Such a bro statement. I'm with you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45335390128998046412011-02-28T16:30:07.414-05:002011-02-28T16:30:07.414-05:00Besides, the only time bros ever endanger children...Besides, the only time bros ever endanger children’s lives is when we flush them down the toilet in our used condoms.<br /><br />fucking geniusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88039209911154376872011-02-28T12:23:35.826-05:002011-02-28T12:23:35.826-05:00Just get the bear essentials this is the last of o...Just get the bear essentials this is the last of our dough...Hey! What do I look like?!Brosushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07337354216503246476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42510579053637540652011-02-28T10:27:57.463-05:002011-02-28T10:27:57.463-05:00there is nothing like going on a ski trip and gett...there is nothing like going on a ski trip and getting a handbeezy on the back of the ski bus.BROde Millernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-30774873014450755902011-02-26T23:46:58.332-05:002011-02-26T23:46:58.332-05:00And this is why I decided to move to Breckenridge....And this is why I decided to move to Breckenridge. Every day is a vacay!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78923910207957678892011-02-26T19:49:38.402-05:002011-02-26T19:49:38.402-05:00nothing says bro like going on craigslist to find ...nothing says bro like going on craigslist to find some whores for your ski house over new years eve weekend in killington... that happened, and all 6 dimes got plowed outAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-39542462266408507982011-02-26T19:02:59.197-05:002011-02-26T19:02:59.197-05:00What Bromar said.
Nothing better than bringing a...What Bromar said. <br /><br />Nothing better than bringing a pipe and toking yourself to enlightenment on the lift. So what if a Dad and his kids are sitting next to you, you're a fucking bro, they should've known this was going to happen.<br />People like this really need to be taken care of, I hate when my life of a bro is dampened by some 'righteous dad', who obviously isn't due to him getting some slut pregnant twice, and is now suffering the consequences.Brophelionoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-49457517975191761322011-02-25T23:44:44.247-05:002011-02-25T23:44:44.247-05:00i don't know about hating the winter, this las...i don't know about hating the winter, this last blizzard in the philly area we actually had a brow day off... this day consisted of getting completely wasted, building make-shift ramps with shitty shovels for our snowboards and having drunk ass snow wars.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14244382072355149014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-21024016075956530202011-02-25T18:25:57.903-05:002011-02-25T18:25:57.903-05:00bros don't use condoms because it dosen't ...bros don't use condoms because it dosen't feel as good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-29149428805401728772011-02-25T14:28:36.957-05:002011-02-25T14:28:36.957-05:00I'd like to take a moment to pay homage to the...I'd like to take a moment to pay homage to the ski bro king: Brode Miller. The man drinks and then skiis naked.<br />As a snowboarding bro, I experience the perks of being in ridiculous shape, smoking great weed on the mountain, and the snowbunnies. I have also tried skiing from time to time. In addition to running people over, I cut in lines while acting entitled. Ski bros are really a class of their own.Johnny Blazenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85833684577632997562011-02-25T14:22:39.246-05:002011-02-25T14:22:39.246-05:00Fuck. YEAH. Me and my bros head up to Whistler Col...Fuck. YEAH. Me and my bros head up to Whistler College Weekend every year. Instead of celebrating MLK day, all of the sorostitues and bros head north of the border where the underage slampieces can get sloppy out at the bars. The best part is the bars are right at the bottom of the run. One of my bros blacked out at the bar (after doin lines of a slampieces chest) and the next thing he remembers is being on the ski lift the next morning. We averaged at least a fifth a person per night. One year, when it was time to head home at noon we were all wasted so we decided to have the most drunk guy drive. Half an hour into the drive home he pulls over and asks if he has been driving the whole time. Bros fuckin love ski trips.BROde Millernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77770276647643271492011-02-25T12:36:21.366-05:002011-02-25T12:36:21.366-05:00hahaha, being in cold weather fucking sucks... tak...hahaha, being in cold weather fucking sucks... take it from someone who lived in the northeast and the south, there is nothing bro about cold weather(not even skiing)... it's all about living somewhere were the weather doesn't fall below 45. here in Arizona, we are fucking sitting poolside in January while the rest of the country freezes their balls off. give me a cold beer by the pool with slam pieces wearing next to nothing vs the ski trips in 5 degree weather with girls in 20 layersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-26088663715708743372011-02-25T11:49:05.314-05:002011-02-25T11:49:05.314-05:00Me and my 3 bro's drove up to Hunter and Mount...Me and my 3 bro's drove up to Hunter and Mount Snow over winter break and basically did everything in this post. The beer did indeed flow like wine. Nothing like pulling a Bode Miller (AKA BROde Miller) and skiing drunk as shit.BROnie Williams #51noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56485069030346245922011-02-24T21:49:11.511-05:002011-02-24T21:49:11.511-05:00my dad and his friends (bro legends) go out to uta...my dad and his friends (bro legends) go out to utah every year and get shit hammered and go skiing (bro), his doctor friends skis for about 2 hours, then is first in line for the massage from the swedish slam piece, who you better believe is gonna ask "happy ending yahh"?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10652235362527106643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41606746782300838472011-02-24T21:20:59.678-05:002011-02-24T21:20:59.678-05:00Snowboarding might be a little bit more bro than s...Snowboarding might be a little bit more bro than skiing, but skateboarding is definitely for faggot bro-haters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com