Comments on Bros Like This Site: #52 Banging Places That Are Not A Bed

This one time I fucked this major slut in the comm...

2011-11-28T20:33:47.201-05:00

This one time I fucked this major slut in the common area of my dorm. Some people tried to get in saying they wanted to study, but I was like, "Fuck you nerds!" And continued on with the pound sesh! The next night I fucked this total jail bait in a classroom who was visiting from high school! Some of the female choir of my college broke in saying they had to rehearse for a concert but I was like, "Fuck you dyke sluts! Why don't you suck a dick like this bitch!!"
Sluts rule!!!

I boned a slam piece in while driving my parents c...

2011-11-16T22:15:36.486-05:00

I boned a slam piece in while driving my parents car following them to my brothers house. She got on top of me and rode me while I looked over her shoulder and drove. I also banged her on her parents couch while her dad slept in his room.

One night I'm leaving a bar in downtown broffa...

2011-09-14T14:23:08.412-04:00

One night I'm leaving a bar in downtown broffalo. Obviously I'm fucking shit faced and stumble outside, of course a slam piece from a couple years ago spots me, (of course she did, she obviously recognized how jacked and huge my bulge is cause I'm a fucking bro) Needless to say I get into a cab with this stacked bra, we start making out, and the next thing I know she lifts her skirt up and sits on my broner reverse-cowgirl. Mohammed the cab driver starts yelling "no, no, no!!! not in my cab. I don't pay any attention to the fuckin doon coon cause I'm an American bro, and we fuck and get our nut where we want. Bro's fucking rule.

on the staircase of my frathouse.... my pledge bro...

2011-07-11T01:10:16.373-04:00

on the staircase of my frathouse.... my pledge brother drunkenly walked past us and we fist bumped--it was chill

i got a handie freshman year of high school in Eng...

2011-04-01T18:50:21.559-04:00

i got a handie freshman year of high school in English class... i was in the front row a bunch of bitches saw... i didn't go without pussy for the remainder of the time i was at that school and my favorite place to get laid is in a childrens playground that way i get two things acomplished, getting off and teaching future bros

I was driving a girl home and flat out told that i...

2011-03-21T21:47:09.499-04:00

I was driving a girl home and flat out told that if she didn't give me road head that I was pulling over and she was walking home (it's a 15 minute car ride so thats a nice long walk). of course she obliges and her head is down before we left the parking lot. she gets of my dick long enough to say "tell me before you come". thats just practiacally begging me to make sure it's a surprise. so she starts deepthroatin' and came down her throat...she must not of noticed because she keep going until I got to her house and then apologized and promised me a good fucking whenever the hell I wanted

Boning a slampiece on the frat-castle turret, hang...

2011-03-02T10:14:04.133-05:00

Boning a slampiece on the frat-castle turret, hanging her tits over the edge facing the sorostitute house across the street!

I pounded a slam piece on a lawn and got head from...

2011-02-22T00:55:15.004-05:00

I pounded a slam piece on a lawn and got head from another in a laundry room near my old apartment

outside under a tree at my bros bonfire, or on her...

2010-12-29T16:38:14.633-05:00

outside under a tree at my bros bonfire, or on her washer and dryer

fucking while strapped to a running horse

2010-12-20T03:17:38.014-05:00

fucking while strapped to a running horse

One time I bange this slampiece at her parents ho...

2010-12-14T04:41:06.878-05:00

One time I bange this slampiece at her parents house in their bathroom, when both parents and her sister were home about the house. The dog was scratching at the door.

Another time I banged this slut against a wall in the middle of a frat party. People were walking past us too drunk too notice. It was fucking ridiculous.

There was a time I was in the Bro Glory Land of Pu...

2010-12-09T15:48:28.585-05:00

There was a time I was in the Bro Glory Land of Punta Cana and totally banged two hella-sluts in not beds twice in a night. I convinced first said hella-slut to leave the awesome slut palace bar on the resort we were at to leave and go like two resorts over to bang in that pool, because water sex is sweet and totally leaves the slut in a terrible place: wet, humiliated, with no towel in sight and possible police officers.

After getting back to the brosort we were at I met some Canadian gutterslut (eskihoe?) whom I conned into banging on her balcony while my best bro banged her friend in the room. Totally brotacular trip. God bless fake mexicans and dumb tourist sluts

Bros how can i go about becoming good at banging s...

2010-11-29T15:07:02.883-05:00

Bros how can i go about becoming good at banging slam pieces? Somehow i'm 18 and havnt banged a single bitch. I feel like i'll never be a bro if i cant do something that bros do so effortlessly.

my favorite banging "broment" was defina...

2010-11-29T10:56:43.956-05:00

my favorite banging "broment" was definately on a college road trip weekend. Went back to her friends place, banged her on the futon.. with two of her friends blacked out on the futon... BBYYYAAAAAHH

one time at my bro's place i was crushing some...

2010-11-24T01:07:53.133-05:00

one time at my bro's place i was crushing some buds and spitting some game with this bra from my #103 joke class, but this place was full of bros and slam pieces from wall to wall. i was horny as shit and she was doubtlessly wetter than africa's fucking rainforest, so i took her to "my place" which turned out to be the cab of a bulldozer i found a block away and broke into. needless to say, when it was time to yahtzee, i pulled the fuck out and busted all over her and promptly left her there. upon jumping down from the bulldozer, a fellow bro from the party saw me and started chanting "bull-doze-HER" and applauded me. bros are the shit.

at some bros house party i was bangin this wasted ...

2010-11-22T14:07:49.572-05:00

at some bros house party i was bangin this wasted slam piece on top of a dryer during a steam cycle. i took her so hard to pound town i broke that dryer and successfully blamed the slam piece. i fucking love bros.

back in the 70's, doggystile on the concert fl...

2010-10-14T17:19:33.964-04:00

back in the 70's, doggystile on the concert floor during a zz top performance

some slam back in my sophmore year of high school....

2010-10-13T20:20:20.457-04:00

some slam back in my sophmore year of high school. bitch totally thought we were dating and had that whole boyfriend/girlfriend act going on, but i had been slaying another slut the whole time we were "going out"

anyways,me and the first slam totally started hooking up in her pool one summer night, she went down for the brojob, and next thing you know im railing her on the staircase descending into her pool. finished up right on that bitches stomach, and the best part was her parents were right inside watching a movie the whole time.

Bros kick ass.

go to pound town, bonetown sounds like the bone ya...

2010-10-11T17:25:55.809-04:00

go to pound town, bonetown sounds like the bone yard where you call up your old sluts to take them back to poundtown.

On my 21st birthday, I fucked a midget in the elev...

2010-10-06T07:41:06.869-04:00

On my 21st birthday, I fucked a midget in the elevator of the Hard Rock Hotel in San diego. most epic brocomplishment of my life

security was waiting when we reached the ground floor; they told me i needed to leave immediately. i informed them that "i have a suite, so you can kindly fuck off"

The bridge of a 46 foot Post deep sea fishing boat...

2010-10-05T00:30:20.775-04:00

The bridge of a 46 foot Post deep sea fishing boat docked next to dozens of others. Spring Break '010.

theres a shitty little diner in gardiner maine cal...

2010-10-03T00:20:40.552-04:00

theres a shitty little diner in gardiner maine called the A-1 Diner, its on stilts next to a river, and a week ago i banged a slampiece underneath it. theres a busy street next to it. it was chill.

If any of you bros are daring enough here is a gre...

2010-09-28T15:43:20.462-04:00

If any of you bros are daring enough here is a great fucking maneuver:

While driving, have your slam piece sit on your cock as if doing a sitting up reverse cow girl

She steers and rides like crazy, you work the pedals

Outside the Sydney Opera House at 3 am...enough sa...

2010-09-22T12:57:47.111-04:00

Outside the Sydney Opera House at 3 am...enough said

i also got it on outside at OASIS cancun on spring...

2010-09-20T19:53:57.636-04:00

i also got it on outside at OASIS cancun on spring. mexican security guards were bro haters and kicked us off of the beach. lame.