Comments on Bros Like This Site: #80 Giving Losers Shit

Giving losers shit is one of the most bro things a...

2011-08-24T15:27:48.669-04:00

Giving losers shit is one of the most bro things a Bro can do. One time these bro hating chumps showed up at a party at our bro pad with a few hot girls in tow, thinking that would be their ticket inside. Fuck that - we straight up told them "the slams can come inside, but you guys can get lost." These losers took about ten steps back toward the street thinking that the bitches they brought would leave with them. Fuck that - the slams recognized our Alpha-ness immediately and came right inside and partied with us. Two of them even got railed inside the Bro-pad that very night. Every time I see these losers on campus I remind them how easily we stole their bitches. They'd probably been trying to fuck these hoes for months with no success - it took us no more than a couple of hours to seal the deal.

Bros up, haters down.

Fuck Bro Haters. My great grandpa played for John ...

2011-04-07T05:43:44.850-04:00

Fuck Bro Haters. My great grandpa played for John Heisman. If you don't believe mr there's a statue oft great grandpa at Georgia Tech. Bros are Awesome.

In college we used to toss water balloons at anyon...

2011-01-17T15:53:20.702-05:00

In college we used to toss water balloons at anyone who walked by our house. our front door was in the back of the parking lot so by the time the odd fag got there to challenge us we had 10 bros at the door waiting to give him a full on balloon facial. now im home and we pregame at my bros house every time we go to the bar (he bought a $275 grand house at 19 years old and a brand new Silverado... BRO.) He lives right next to a high school... we pound beers on his lawn blasting music and tossing a football, heckling every single kid who walks by, reminding them that they are shit for attending class, and the lunchbox hanging off their arm looks like a purse, the first step in determining a future tranny.

I got a question then, does that mean somewhere al...

2010-12-28T12:52:14.545-05:00

I got a question then, does that mean somewhere along the line our ancestors were losers? how else would they have made all the money that makes us present bro's rich as shit?

being bro must be a recessive gene

I have a question, I know a total bro who is also ...

2010-09-24T23:18:14.381-04:00

I have a question, I know a total bro who is also the valedictorian, now I know what you are thinking bro. Impossible, but I kid you now. This Bro is possibly the Broiest Bro I know, and every total bro completely agrees. now he's not some gay "study study study no pussy" bro. His smarts come naturally and chillfully just as anything comes to a bro, so does earning what is rightfully his by "bro-vine right" make him a total scum bag?

LMAO!!!!! This is hilarious - and exactly the reas...

2010-09-11T17:00:32.110-04:00

LMAO!!!!! This is hilarious - and exactly the reason why so many Europeans think Americans are idiots. Long live America, land of the bros...!

This page and the comments are a joke right? Peop...

2010-07-20T09:15:50.434-04:00

This page and the comments are a joke right?

People can't seriously be this retarded.

Can't beat kicking out the occasional gay lose...

2010-04-15T21:02:00.641-04:00

Can't beat kicking out the occasional gay loser that gets into your party and starts killing the bro vibe. Always thinks he is cool with bros because he came with slam pieces. Also always thinks you're joking when you tell him he has to leave. Nope. Not joking. Get the fuck out.

woooah bro. bros can be smart too. it's a fact...

2010-02-19T20:21:37.712-05:00

woooah bro. bros can be smart too. it's a fact that we are the shit at everything and this is no different. i've never studied a day of my life, but i was still valedictorian for my high school class. i even read "i'm so hood" for my speech. us bros are just born gifted, that's all there is to it. i've been fucking bras and slamming down shots since i was in diapers and can still ace any test on anything. that's what separates from the queers in society. we can enjoy life and be smart, they work like insane douchebags for knowledge.

I enjoy nothing more than totally embarrassing the...

2009-12-14T20:54:51.219-05:00

I enjoy nothing more than totally embarrassing the losers that are known as the band society, honors scoiety's and professional society's that use greek letters like they deserve to be acknowledged in our system...not only are they not in our league, they aren't even playing the same sport...fuck those broseurs for bringing down our status and being imposters

Wow, anonymous, ur going to Yale Law School! Thats...

2009-12-02T17:47:47.710-05:00

Wow, anonymous, ur going to Yale Law School! Thats fucking awesome...im at law school,but for different reasons: to do nothing for another 3 years and adderall my way through finals.

And your gona get a job at a white shoe firm making 160K a year right?

Will I?

No, ill sit on my ass for 100K a year and do virtually nothing because I have connections with my frat bros who partner their own firms and do what they want, when they want. But I'll still have more money than you'll ever smell cause my Dad will supplement my income by about 4x because we are rich. And I will inherit all kinds of money and shit. And you'll be working 70 hour weeks like some tool, sleeping over at work, but its cool tho cause ur gona get a big bonus...

Except that you are too cheap to spend it on anything but some fucking Prius Hybrid or some other jesus-loving al gore shit. You still wont pull any bitches, you will still be a loser, and you will still continue to stay in on the weekends and work on your outline or watch re-runs of battlestar galactica

You show you are a jealous bro-hater just by virtue of the fact that you are reading this site and you cared enough to make a posting (albeit it being an anonymous pussy as posting)...you'll get fucking robbed in new haven, ct anyway you glasses wearing queer

Bros only drink Anheuser Busch products.

2009-10-15T15:08:48.356-04:00

Bros only drink Anheuser Busch products.

fuck bras

2009-10-14T20:51:47.829-04:00

fuck bras

That's a little weird how they mail out accept...

2009-10-14T17:51:56.995-04:00

That's a little weird how they mail out acceptances to law school for next year when its still October? I call bullshit, Yale doesn't admit a spring class either. Total bullshit

To: most definitely the kid I will make fun of mos...

2009-10-14T15:49:51.423-04:00

To: most definitely the kid I will make fun of most at Yale law school

From: Sir Brosalot, knight of the slamtable

No peasant, I am not angry, for thou has wasted thine time STOP I will also be attending Yale Law next year but for no reason of mine own hand STOP My fucking Pops paid that shit so now I'm on my way STOP ps If you want my dad to line you up a job after law school let me know. I'll talk to him if you write my papers n shit

Will someone please escort Casbro back to fucking ...

2009-10-13T15:13:06.029-04:00

Will someone please escort Casbro back to fucking Cuba? Bro's do not go to class, let alone school trips. Also, we do not give a fuck about getting caught smoking. We will just remind the offender of who are parents are, and ask them if they want their jobs on Monday. Get it straight. School trips are for fucking bro haters.

you're trying way too hard fidel

2009-10-13T10:43:10.434-04:00

you're trying way too hard fidel

School trip: On school trips, always hit up the sl...

2009-10-13T09:30:47.947-04:00

School trip:
On school trips, always hit up the slam pieces...especiaally ones you will never see again. The ultimate cock block is when your talking to slam pieces and a Anne Frank lookin gal blows it by coming up to you as if she knows you, wen all a bro is trying to do is rail a slam piece. Smoking a cigah is also veryy straight. On a school trip, just go into the bathroom and put towls down, smoke alarm will nevver go off and its just a great bro moment. Bringing alcohol is.also key to school trips. I mean who fucking cares if you get fuckin drunk at night, your bros and you should always smash in the room. Skoal pouches also make a school trip...convenient anywhere, yoy can just throw in the lipper and dip it real quick if you need to.
Fidel Casbro, Bernard

Speaking of giving losers shit, can someone hop on...

2009-10-13T03:27:49.981-04:00

Speaking of giving losers shit, can someone hop on to urbandictionary and really ream those bro haters? It won't let me comment, but they're getting the culture all wrong.

By the way NYB, nice post on BroBible. Being a Masshole I can completely relate to that post.

So its a Sunday afternoon so us bros are obviously...

2009-10-13T02:08:22.600-04:00

So its a Sunday afternoon so us bros are obviously at the bar drinking. We sit on the back porch to yell at slam pieces or the occassional slam pig. In between the sluts though a blind man walks by. Our DOFF jumps on it.

"What the fuck are you lookin at?"

Bros are the shit.

Making fun of the blind is not bro. That's bro...

2009-10-13T00:38:41.948-04:00

Making fun of the blind is not bro. That's bro hater, bros don't make fun of the handicap... There's enough losers in the world.

nothin better than insulting the slampiece you jus...

2009-10-12T21:14:05.113-04:00

nothin better than insulting the slampiece you just hooked up with preferably in front of her. my bro went up stairs with an ugly ass slut. he came down stairs 45 minutes later with a dazed look on his face and the bitch behind him and he just stared at me and kept repeating "what did you let me do".

A few weeks ago my bros and I were hanging out on ...

2009-10-12T18:40:29.941-04:00

A few weeks ago my bros and I were hanging out on the front porch drinking a yelling shit at random people walking by. All of a sudden I saw a blind man walking down the sidewalk with his cane. I immediately yelled out "Hey, what are you looking at?" at this dude. None of the chicks with us would even talk to me for about an hour and all of my bros dissolved into helpless laughter.

When i see bros giving losers shit it totally make...

2009-10-12T13:26:49.993-04:00

When i see bros giving losers shit it totally makes me want to go down on them.

bros are the shit

2009-10-12T11:22:01.224-04:00

bros are the shit