Comments on Bros Like This Site: #9 Talking about Lifting

all you curl bros out there aren't real bros a...

2011-11-13T10:40:40.764-05:00

all you curl bros out there aren't real bros and you bros that don't know what i mean by curl bros are not true bros either

knowledge dropped

Real bros don't need steroids to get strong or...

2010-11-11T18:10:52.783-05:00

Real bros don't need steroids to get strong or big, also they mix heavy weight lifting for mass w/ calisthenics for sick definition and plyometrics for stamina, fuck nautilus and fuck ellipticals, that shits for pussies. Crossfit Football is a true bro workout, you get the best benefits of all the best exercises

i lift for the chikzZz

2010-09-19T17:04:52.274-04:00

i lift for the chikzZz

...the cialisaurus and troidactyl mated near the e...

2010-08-23T23:24:33.647-04:00

...the cialisaurus and troidactyl mated near the end of the cretaceous period, had babies, and fossilized just perfectly enough to allow ChemOne to extract their blood 450 million years later. we figured it out bros

deadlift is bro but i think benching is more bro b...

2010-08-01T18:01:41.807-04:00

deadlift is bro but i think benching is more bro because everyone knows what benching is but some people do not know what deadlift is.

Benching is cool, but not nearly as bad ass as the...

2010-07-16T01:04:29.434-04:00

Benching is cool, but not nearly as bad ass as the the deadlift.
If you can't deadlift 2x your bodyweight, you ain't bro.

and you too are bro haters becuase you probably we...

2010-07-05T18:44:05.375-04:00

and you too are bro haters becuase you probably weight 400 and can only bench 500 then u are weak as shit becuase u can only bench 6/5 of your weight but if u weight 150 pounds and u can bench 235 that is 8/5 of my weight. so that means that i can bench more pound for pound so you are the weak bro hater. and other bro hater that dudes does not weight 137 becuase i weight 150 and i am all muscle when he had none and some of my bros weigh 160 and they can bench 225 and they have more muscles then he do and if u use your bran then u will see that he is only benching 225. that is not that good if he is 170 benchin 225. so all your bro haters out their can get some facts before you bro hate

if you cant bench 100 lbs over ur body weight u sh...

2010-07-01T12:56:43.400-04:00

if you cant bench 100 lbs over ur body weight u should just kill urself, because ur a pussy, not a bro...step ur supp game up and do some goddamn pushups-- my #1 bro (my older brother) and i play nhl 2010 a shit ton (bros fucking love video games) and we have a rule: if you lose a fight you immediately have to do 25 pushups...bros love being meatsticks
-- curtis BROseph

weighing 150 and benching 235 is not impressive un...

2010-06-30T21:55:06.957-04:00

weighing 150 and benching 235 is not impressive unless you're fucking twelve... this kid is 137 and he can bench 235

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6toArxIzIAg

you = bitch

Mister BROstal you are a bro hater because i am a ...

2010-06-21T01:09:28.983-04:00

Mister BROstal you are a bro hater because i am a bro and i weight 150 pounds and i can bench 235. bros that weight 150 pounds do not just lift 235 easily. it is called being a bro and working out and taking creatine and protein and how much i workout at the gym.

Supplement companies know that working out is for ...

2010-06-12T17:49:42.112-04:00

Supplement companies know that working out is for bros, thats why they make Jack3d and so many flavors of creatine and protein. I love being swole and carrying my shaker cup around so everyone knows I mean business

all bros must do these lifts: squats, bench, deadl...

2010-05-01T23:27:36.614-04:00

all bros must do these lifts: squats, bench, deadlift, power clans, overhead press, and weighted pullups and dips (if you cant add weightt and weigh under 200lbs, you are a bro hater)

Being jacked as fuck is one of the most important ...

2010-04-19T01:37:33.706-04:00

Being jacked as fuck is one of the most important aspects of bro-dom, no lie. But true bros never use steroids, however supps are most definitely legit. A true bro already produces all the testosterone he needs from his massive sack. Lifting hard and getting swole the natural way also has the benefit of jacking your metaBROlism, allowing you to eat giant, bro-worthy amounts of food (especially steak), and drink fuckloads of beer, putting fat, vegan/vegetarian, dieting bro-haters to shame.

-Brocrates

if youre lifting weight light enough to move like ...

2010-04-13T20:10:28.054-04:00

if youre lifting weight light enough to move like its nothing, you are not a bro

there is nothing more then going to the gym and mo...

2010-04-09T00:38:58.043-04:00

there is nothing more then going to the gym and moving weight like its nothing, and checkng out your swole chest and arms ... bro thats the sensation of lifetime... and your not a bro if you dont know what imt talking about.

I was thinking the other day when all of a sudden ...

2010-04-07T23:56:03.276-04:00

I was thinking the other day when all of a sudden it hit me ...

Bros don't lift to failure .. Bros lift to SUCCESS!

yes, bro's like nothing more than talking abou...

2010-03-26T16:52:19.142-04:00

yes, bro's like nothing more than talking about and being jacked.

Being jacked is the shit. Especially being more ja...

2010-03-22T22:46:54.662-04:00

Being jacked is the shit. Especially being more jacked than your bros, true bro cred. By far the best part of being jacked is all the slam pieces you get.

gonna stop typing and go lift right now

Get Swole

2010-03-12T16:02:03.630-05:00

Get Swole

you dont get more bro than powerlifting...gotta gi...

2010-03-11T22:44:52.010-05:00

you dont get more bro than powerlifting...gotta give props to ryan kennely, scot mendelsson, and gene rychlak here, anyone whos got the balls to get under and bench over 1000lbs is a fucking bro king

You weigh 150? You are not a bro. You sound more l...

2010-03-09T10:37:00.180-05:00

You weigh 150? You are not a bro. You sound more like a fat girl.

I was rollin at a super bowl pregame and naturally...

2010-03-04T20:56:33.136-05:00

I was rollin at a super bowl pregame and naturally, lifting comes up. This one big quiet dude who lives at a gym comes in and starts fucking curling me right there, and I'm 150. Fuckin bro.

im so bro, id rather be at the gym than reading th...

2010-01-27T18:10:00.381-05:00

im so bro, id rather be at the gym than reading this...

Real Bros Lift weights. All the Weak punk "NL...

2010-01-26T00:51:13.438-05:00

Real Bros Lift weights. All the Weak punk "NL" (Non Lifters) out there reading this better realize quick that if don't lift you are a bitch.

Moundpounder.

i'm so bro, i bench other bro's

2009-12-26T05:14:30.126-05:00

i'm so bro, i bench other bro's