Comments on Bros Like This Site: #91 Cursing

fuck yea BROS for life FUCK ALL YOU BRO- HATERS S...

2010-04-08T01:29:14.865-04:00

fuck yea BROS for life FUCK ALL YOU BRO- HATERS SUCK MY FUCKING DICK HATERS THIS SITE IS THE BIBLE

This reminds me of a bro I know...

2009-12-16T10:23:49.581-05:00

This reminds me of a bro I know...

bro move, bro move.

2009-12-03T15:26:58.445-05:00

bro move, bro move.

All this 'fuck', 'fucking', 'f...

2009-11-25T13:44:41.826-05:00

All this 'fuck', 'fucking', 'fuck' business is fair enough and should be standard terminology in every bros sentences but I can't believe i've not seen one C-bomb dropped yet in this post! True bros love to cause maximum offence so naturally like to employ the most socially unacceptable terms like 'cunt' and 'twat'. More creative bros also like to make up their own terms for special occasions (like dissing slampieces and bro-haters). These are usually combinations involving a bro's favorite expletives like 'cuntflaps', 'fucktits', 'twatheap' and so on...why not try making up some of your own?

Can we rule out Ed Hardy from being considered bro...

2009-11-23T22:17:29.575-05:00

Can we rule out Ed Hardy from being considered bro

cursing is bro as shit, but personally i think tho...

2009-11-21T13:35:58.713-05:00

cursing is bro as shit, but personally i think those kids who say "fuckin" every 5 words are dumbasses. you'll never see a true bro doing shit like that, only guidos and wanna be nigs. 9 times out of 10 that kid who says "fuckin..." every 2 seconds is wearing a fitted hat, not a bro one but one of those ghetto loser hats. saying "fuckin..." every other word also makes you sound poor as shit which is so unbro

I say fuck 200 times a day to keep my teeth white....

2009-11-19T13:22:01.309-05:00

I say fuck 200 times a day to keep my teeth white.

Great fuckin post, NYB. I like to think of the wo...

2009-11-19T09:52:32.968-05:00

Great fuckin post, NYB. I like to think of the word fucking as a comma while I speak. Fuck this shit, I'm out. Fucking bros are the shit.

Fucking spot on. Robroto Clemente, UMD fans are ...

2009-11-18T16:09:44.405-05:00

Fucking spot on.

Robroto Clemente, UMD fans are the shit you stupid fuck.

Excellent fuckin comments. I especially like the ...

2009-11-18T13:16:38.175-05:00

Excellent fuckin comments. I especially like the fuckin spray paint bed sheet story.

So the other weekend I was watching the fuckin PSU-OSU game on the fuckin big screen at home with the bros. Slammin fuckin brews. Half time rolls around and I wander into the yard, notice a pumpkin we had from Halloween and decide it needed to be fuckin chucked into the street. Bro-hater neighbor notices and says "you better pick that up." And I say "yeah, probably fuckin not." And he says "you better." I repeat "probably fuckin not." He got in his fuckin smart car and drove away. I then fuckin got a huge ass knife and carved FU in another pumpking and put it facing his house. Fuck that hipster. He should eat shit and fuckin die.

Damn Bro-Rex fuckin bro-haters, we have some bro-h...

2009-11-18T10:48:36.645-05:00

Damn Bro-Rex fuckin bro-haters, we have some bro-hater neighbors at school who didnt appreciate burnouts at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday...fuckin un-American bastards, and to top it off I think those faggots stole our American Flag outside our place probably because we chant U-S-A every other fuckin second to show our patriotism. Fuck bro-haters they are going to get whats coming to them when I perform some fuckin auto-body repairs on their cars this weekend

Good Idea: Go out with your bro and two slam piec...

2009-11-18T10:42:32.037-05:00

Good Idea: Go out with your bro and two slam pieces you picked up at a bar last week and get fucked up.
Better Idea: Drunk drive 40+ miles from home to numerous bars, only to get pulled over by HPD on way home.
Best Idea: While bitch is gettin a sobriety test, I hop out of back seat only to here the police tell me to get back in car.
My Response: "Fuck you, I gotta piss like a motha fucker."

Did I go to jail? No, because cops no better than to fuck with bro's. Why be polite when cursing makes a bolder statement.

Saturday it was nice as shit outside, so we had a ...

2009-11-18T09:02:40.483-05:00

Saturday it was nice as shit outside, so we had a party. My fat, 50-something neighbor asked that we keep the language down for her kids. I lied and said ok, then went inside, got a bedsheet, spray painted "FUCK" on it, and hung it on my house. I came back from work Monday and some bro-hater stole it.

This is an excellent post, and I think that we sho...

2009-11-18T02:21:01.103-05:00

This is an excellent post, and I think that we should all give a shout out to a great bro, Alec Baldwin. This is him fucking verbally degrading some assholes from Glengarry Glen Ross. Totally Veteran.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

"You can't close shit, you are shit, hit the fucking bricks pal, 'cause you are going out."

This is so fucking true I use "fuckin" a...

2009-11-18T02:20:56.016-05:00

This is so fucking true
I use "fuckin" as a placeholder in every sentence

fucking right bros. i fucking love this shit. fuc...

2009-11-18T01:09:37.092-05:00

fucking right bros. i fucking love this shit. fuck all the fucking bro-haters who say cursing is inappropriate at shit like fucking executive buisiness meetings and during the fucking national anthem. fucking usa all day, so of course i scream fuck yeah when that fucking song gets played

bros are the shit

cursing while chanting works great also. nothing g...

2009-11-18T00:13:57.289-05:00

cursing while chanting works great also. nothing gets to opposing fans or players better during games than combo curse-chants.

It also works on cops with mixed results but bros dont give a shit. the cops know your fuckin pops will run his ass outta town. Put him in his fuckin place.

Bros are the, fuckin... shit

saying fuck or fucking instead of "um" w...

2009-11-17T20:42:57.132-05:00

saying fuck or fucking instead of "um" while telling a story or talking to someone is the best thing ever. you couldnt have explained it any better NYB.

Dizzy Bat (aka Louisville Chugger) is one of the m...

2009-11-17T20:16:32.824-05:00

Dizzy Bat (aka Louisville Chugger) is one of the most bro games of all time. Not only do bros get to get drunk as fuck while drawing an epic crowd, you get to show off your athleticism to potential slam pieces.

man this one explains me. most of my brocabulary i...

2009-11-17T18:37:02.916-05:00

man this one explains me. most of my brocabulary is made up of fuckin swears i fuckin swear every fuckin god damn chance i fuckin get. bro 4 life Fuck yea

dont forget calling fellow bros "pussies"...

2009-11-17T18:06:11.889-05:00

dont forget calling fellow bros "pussies" "assholes" and "fuckin faggots" to assert brominance and look cool as shit at any given moment

Anybody who does not let their fucking mouth run w...

2009-11-17T17:53:25.483-05:00

Anybody who does not let their fucking mouth run wild is not a bro.

I got one of those stamps from the office engraved...

2009-11-17T17:46:02.962-05:00

I got one of those stamps from the office engraved to say fuck on it, now every outgoing mail gets a nice fucking stamp in between a contacts first and last name and in place of the return address...you better fucking believe i got promoted for that shit.

Similarly, on my gravestone it will say FUCK instead of my name, followed by: He was a great fuck.

Holy fuck I love cursing and I fucking love being ...

2009-11-17T17:45:50.871-05:00

Holy fuck I love cursing and I fucking love being a bro

Bitch ass UMD fans

2009-11-17T17:44:47.581-05:00

Bitch ass UMD fans