Comments on Bros Like This Site: #128 Bikinis

Have to agree on changing the bikini cut rule bros...

2010-11-27T16:44:43.445-05:00

Have to agree on changing the bikini cut rule bros. Before I saw the light a few years back, I dated (I know, how stupid was I?) this totally hot younger chick. 5'7", 115 lbs, tits a little small (Solid 34 B), but not bad. 5 pounds over weight for the acceptable bikini cut, but get this...she was a fucking "athlete". Major score. I went with her to her trainer once, only 10% body fat.

That's how it should be judged. If the body fat's too high, stick 'em in a one-piece. Please, for the sake of my eyes.

Dude this shit fucking rocks. When me and my bros ...

2010-09-03T23:27:16.022-04:00

Dude this shit fucking rocks. When me and my bros see a fat bitch on the beach in a bikini we offer her our lax pinnies. Grenades do not belong on the beach but I'm so fucking horny I'll bang her ass anyways. DTF.

I couldn't agree more with the post above me. ...

2010-08-22T18:53:21.273-04:00

I couldn't agree more with the post above me. I'm 5'3", 110, and I have to bend over backwards before I can get my stomach to touch the wall. There wasn't a time in my life where you couldn't see my ribs. And I'm a 19.5. If I become an 18 my tits will disappear, so this "bro" who thinks that 18 is the only acceptable size for a bikini license needs to get his shit together.

uhh anonymous - if a girl is anywhere near 18.0 sh...

2010-08-09T10:38:22.587-04:00

uhh anonymous - if a girl is anywhere near 18.0 she's anorexic. but who am i to judge? maybe you like women who look like 12 year old boys. because i hope you realize that girls that thin have no boobs or ass. i'm 5'3" and like 110 so that puts me at 19.5. i'd have to go down to 101 to be 18.0. that's gross.

and "bra" - shutup.

My mom always told me, "only fat ugly girls a...

2010-08-07T03:02:23.364-04:00

My mom always told me, "only fat ugly girls are feminists." :) You are fat if you arent pushing close to an 18.0 BMI (18 and under is underweight, 25 and over is overweight). If your stomach touches the wall before your tits you are definately fat. I don't want a woman to pull me out of a fire and drop me because she is a 5'3" 150 lb. lesbian. Any woman at the beach that isn't wearing a bikini is trying to hide something.

@bras: who told you about the internet? Its a bro&...

2010-08-06T18:43:17.650-04:00

@bras: who told you about the internet? Its a bro's world in here.

@bras: get off this site and go read a fucking coo...

2010-08-05T19:54:45.520-04:00

@bras: get off this site and go read a fucking cookbook or something

NYB: First things first I am not a "bro hate...

2010-08-05T17:01:44.225-04:00

NYB:

First things first I am not a "bro hater" I have plenty of bro-friends, I work in a gym full of bro-roids, and I have a healthy respect for all the hard blacking out you participate in on a nightly bases however, there is something you should all be filled in on:

1. There would be nothing for you bro's to write about if us "slam pieces" didn't exists. #24 Birth Control Not Involving Condoms, #59 Sororities, #101 younger chicks etc. In fact what satisfaction would you really have? Or stories would you exchange w/ your bro's over beers @ happy hour? Honestly why would you even drink because you'd prob. end up getting piss drunk and mistaking a warm apple pie for a pussy...

Anyways...
You bro's aren't the only one's who "fuck & tell", you damn well bet your bottles of hair gel that us bra's make sure to warn our friends, drunkenly acquired friends, & half of facebook when you can't get hard enough to last longer than it took us to get it up. Or you prematurely ejaculate on your new kahki's when we start to "dry" hump, well it isn't dry anymore and now I'm left wet in more than one way...none of them satisfying..thank you. I didn't think viagra was a necessity for anyone under the age of 60.

Also, let me let you all in on a little secret--it doesn't matter if u can bench 300 lbs if your legs are the size of my biceps. And to be considered a bro you should prob. have a height requirement, preferably at least 5'11'' lets be honest no "slam piece" wants a 5'6'' bro with biceps that fit Hulk Hogan and legs that resemble my preteen sisters. Oh and lets just also throw out there that it comes as no surprise to any of us that height/weight has absolutely no correlation with the size of your "member" how disappointing. So when you "unintentionally" throw out there how much "bigger" your hands are then ours, we aren't impressed, and we wont be until proven that your dick isn't the size/width of your middle finger :)

Just like you are judging us on your scale from 1-10 we judge you just as harshly. New balance shoes? I'd hope you borrowed them from your fat neighbor as a joke and were forced to wear them as they were the only shoes you had in your car on the way to the gym. I had a bro that I was interested in drive hours to visit me, we went to a bar I knew the bar tender, I got him blacked out and after I was satisfied we went to sleep. The next morning I was making my bed only to find a perfectly round puddle of piss. Now do u believe I kept this to myself? HELL NO. I told all my girlfriends, bro friends, and well just about everyone. Lets see if some girl ever lets him over without laying down a blue dog training pad on "his" side of the bed. NOT a bro move.

I'll definitely agree that there are a lot more "bra's" that are openly DTF, extremely stupid despite their good looks, MOST of them giving us a bad name but there is definitely a need for more recognition for those of us who can "hang" w/ the bro's. Who have a religious spot on you couch on black out weekends watching different slam pieces sneaking out at 7 a.m in the morning, who are there to cook breakfast and laugh about how it happened to "slip" into her ass, and who've watched you shotgun more beers than we can count, who've helped you pull slam pieces by making you look good at the bar, and who when you finally finally find a bra who breaks your little bro-hearts listens to you as you swear off "bra's" and start looking for "slam pieces". Your fucking welcome!

everytime me and my bros are at the beach we make ...

2010-08-05T13:02:47.116-04:00

everytime me and my bros are at the beach we make sure to yell "Man the harpoons we gotta big one!" wenever we see a tubbo walkin our way. hilarious every time

bros are the shit.

^ unless your name is "kim kardashian" t...

2010-08-05T12:48:24.249-04:00

^ unless your name is "kim kardashian" then yes, you're cut

Joke for the day. Whats worse than a male chauvin...

2010-08-05T12:15:22.559-04:00

Joke for the day.

Whats worse than a male chauvinistic pig?- A bra who won't do whats she's told.

in order to avoid the weight issue. Implement the ...

2010-08-05T09:33:17.198-04:00

in order to avoid the weight issue. Implement the height to weight ratio. (in/lbs) if this ratio is under 0.45. Their cut.

bros, being the shapers of mankind, also must give...

2010-08-05T05:17:06.505-04:00

bros, being the shapers of mankind, also must give positive reinforcement to the sluts who understand bikinis look best two sizes too small. Tip your hat by jamming your sandy cock in her.

-ccc

Gotta agree with the people who think that weight ...

2010-08-05T02:44:38.214-04:00

Gotta agree with the people who think that weight can be misleading - tall bras can be skinny but weigh more than fat short girls. I say impose a measurements limit.

Hey man I think your 110lb weight limit is a big m...

2010-08-04T15:36:08.507-04:00

Hey man I think your 110lb weight limit is a big mistake. All you will find is skinny chicks with no boobs! You gotta take into consideration the small skinny chicks with large ta-tas, because as you might not realize the boobs can be pretty heavy. Just saying.

there should also be a weight limit on yoga pants ...

2010-08-04T02:11:09.957-04:00

there should also be a weight limit on yoga pants and skinny jeans

Know who else likes bikinis? Your female counterp...

2010-08-04T01:24:16.541-04:00

Know who else likes bikinis? Your female counterpart aka mother fucking bras.

We rock the shit out of bikinis and love making fun of fatties.

Check us out at the female counter part to your shit.

braslikethisite.blogspot.com

hey anon, suck a fat cock. obviously you're no...

2010-08-03T21:03:44.405-04:00

hey anon, suck a fat cock. obviously you're not bro enough to experience shit like this on your own.

that being said, one time I was on a submarine and this DUFF tried to attack our vessel. we instantly mistook it for a giant squid and harpooned the SOB. then we fermented its blood, got hella wasted, ported and slayed half the slampieces in some shitty town in russia. and my fucking bro immune system fought off 4 strands of AIDS/HIV while doing it.

agreed...fat women should only be allowed to wear ...

2010-08-03T15:47:11.458-04:00

agreed...fat women should only be allowed to wear one pieces...and I hate those stupid MyWish segments. Screw those kids, I want more highlights!

SO BRO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuSUlBL6cBI

2010-08-01T23:44:12.467-04:00

SO BRO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuSUlBL6cBI

Bikini are best worn on your head after a successf...

2010-08-01T14:11:07.455-04:00

Bikini are best worn on your head after a successful slaying. Then she runs out the beach house topless and everyone gets a show. See bros know how to be charitable. Shit that 12 year old needed to see real tits instead of sneaking a look at skinamax. Bro on bros!

I've been reading this blog since about #45, a...

2010-07-31T01:53:41.068-04:00

I've been reading this blog since about #45, and I've read most of the comments as well. After all of this, I have to say that most of these "super crazy" stories are just from the imagination of a group of pimply fronting virgins who like to live vicariously through BLTS. In other words, stop making shit up. Please. The reason I love this site is because it's (a) fucking hilarious, (b) a great place to read anecdotes. Now, if these said anecdotes are nothing but fiction, well... why read that? It's like reading a horrible book (or any book at all). So please, all of you people pretending to be a bro, just stop. You look like a fucking retard and are pissing people off.

^this. even though anonymous' overuse of &quo...

2010-07-30T23:22:57.506-04:00

^this.

even though anonymous' overuse of "ya'll" was incredibly annoying, they have a point. if girls are expected to be in good shape - so are bros. i can't tell you how many guys i know who have definitely gained the freshman 15. bye bye six-pack, hello beer belly. seeing a chunky dude in his board shorts is just as offensive as a fat chick in a bikini....just sayin'.

To the anonymous above: Damn right I'm not fuc...

2010-07-30T22:05:00.639-04:00

To the anonymous above: Damn right I'm not fucking scrawny 150 lbs. I'm tall and ripped as shit so I'm slightly over 200. Go back to your Halo and shooting up meth in your parent's basement.

Anyways my bros and me like to throw water on all the slam pieces laying out who have their bikinis untied so they sit up so we can see the tits in all their natural beauty. Do they get mad? Fuck no. They realize we are bros and give us their numbers so they can catch the late night Pound Town Express later.

Bros are the shit.

So do all ya'll bro's weigh under 150 poun...

2010-07-30T18:22:18.647-04:00

So do all ya'll bro's weigh under 150 pounds and have a bmi of say 14? I would think probably most of ya'll don't... so I don't wanna see any of ya'll in those board shorts you wear that are hugging your beer gut from to much bro time and way to much bro handles hangin out. Because to be honest, that is what is should be fucking taxed by the government.