tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post480619541716414590..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #158 Bouncing ClingersNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85127153430040492712011-04-06T17:59:46.793-04:002011-04-06T17:59:46.793-04:00browinning
solve the elementary differential equa...browinning<br /><br />solve the elementary differential equation for anderson silvaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60260477265028062232011-04-06T01:42:23.540-04:002011-04-06T01:42:23.540-04:00Great timing for this post. I was prepared for thi...Great timing for this post. I was prepared for this morning's clinger with my own Disney-themed lie.Bushleaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00488329574515688832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-23905616041886670942011-04-04T12:32:29.727-04:002011-04-04T12:32:29.727-04:00@ Brodega- your a true fucking bro. Don't thin...@ Brodega- your a true fucking bro. Don't think i could keep a straight face accusing a slam piece of rapin me tho, haha.mountain dew bro.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-65720053075998034122011-04-01T19:21:01.927-04:002011-04-01T19:21:01.927-04:00I found a great tactic for getting rid of clingers...I found a great tactic for getting rid of clingers from the most unlikely of all sources: feminists. The fastest way to make a clinger avoid you forever is to falsely accuse her of date-raping you the night before. I've actually done this a couple times and it works quite well.<br /><br /><br />It's remarkably easy. When you both wake up, act like you don't remember anything from the night before (which is probably the case anyway), start acting freaked out and panicky, and accuse her of slipping you a roofie and and then taking advantage of you.<br /><br /><br />She'll be so scared of you reporting her to someone, she'll be out of the house in seconds and will probably never contact you again. And the best part is, she won't even tell her friends or anyone else that the two of you ever had sex, so there's no cock-blocking rumors for you to deal with when you're trying to slay some other slampiece in the future.<br /><br />Works like a charm.Brodeganoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-1870363058220593972011-04-01T16:02:37.125-04:002011-04-01T16:02:37.125-04:00it usually works when u fake a phonecall from your...it usually works when u fake a phonecall from your "girlfriend", so the clinger hears you saying shit like "yeah, babe, we're still goin out tonight, I wouldn't forget our anniversary"chupacabronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86166636292049468482011-03-31T23:25:55.046-04:002011-03-31T23:25:55.046-04:00It's like clingers have a 6th sense, they alwa...It's like clingers have a 6th sense, they always know when you're #142 blacked out, and will undoubtedly sext you after you reach that blackout. Great post NYB, you speak the truth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-22679032668649144352011-03-31T22:46:05.551-04:002011-03-31T22:46:05.551-04:00My favorite technique is pretending to get a call ...My favorite technique is pretending to get a call the telling her that I am in fact Superman and just recieved an urgent message from the people of New York and bad news: Godzilla learned how to swimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2584802641892131682011-03-31T20:09:07.228-04:002011-03-31T20:09:07.228-04:00From the words of a legendary bro Barney from how ...From the words of a legendary bro Barney from how I met your mother all you need to say when dealing with a clinger is "You look fat in that dress"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78701879300572175612011-03-31T18:31:27.207-04:002011-03-31T18:31:27.207-04:00the worst question I was ever asked post slamming ...the worst question I was ever asked post slamming was.. "what are we?" I gave her $20 for a cab and sent her on her way at 4am... no time for that shit it was worth the investmentBrohionoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67513859839594320682011-03-31T16:54:13.474-04:002011-03-31T16:54:13.474-04:00"Do you ever put socks on your hands and pret..."Do you ever put socks on your hands and pretend they’re your feet???”<br /><br />I think I fucked that bitch too...Justin Morbreaunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80166862506009944012011-03-31T16:08:08.350-04:002011-03-31T16:08:08.350-04:00Just ask if she's done for a double team eithe...Just ask if she's done for a double team either answer is a win<br /><br />she says no, she's gone<br /><br />yes, and your bro owes youBroG Kr3wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-18621507196523050002011-03-31T15:52:51.498-04:002011-03-31T15:52:51.498-04:00God I really fucking hate clingers. Much like that...God I really fucking hate clingers. Much like that of pro athletes, everyone dreams of having the lifestyle of a bro. People just don't understand that, sometimes, there's a shitty price to pay. It's worth it though. Bro on NYBTom Brolfesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2808520370076412692011-03-31T15:46:40.763-04:002011-03-31T15:46:40.763-04:00That little mermaid joke was awesome. Im gonna hav...That little mermaid joke was awesome. Im gonna have to try that one. This Post is biwinning.Boise State BROnconoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-58456622374367431212011-03-31T15:35:43.373-04:002011-03-31T15:35:43.373-04:00"If I can't remember it, it didn't ha..."If I can't remember it, it didn't happen"<br /><br />clutch words to get rid of a clinger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91559853496225483932011-03-31T14:17:54.441-04:002011-03-31T14:17:54.441-04:00another awesome post NYB
clingers are fucking hel...another awesome post NYB<br /><br />clingers are fucking hellBrorrest Griffinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52056346551343333232011-03-31T14:17:10.742-04:002011-03-31T14:17:10.742-04:00I will bro to the best of my brobilities.I will bro to the best of my brobilities.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45227172701701122222011-03-31T14:14:26.262-04:002011-03-31T14:14:26.262-04:00clingy bitchesclingy bitchesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com