tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5000619674438044477..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #6 Beer PongNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91417425384313889222013-12-26T21:51:26.249-05:002013-12-26T21:51:26.249-05:00Im from east coast and I live in a "Yankee st...Im from east coast and I live in a "Yankee state" we call it beer pong. U may wanna check ur info before u go around sounding like a dumbassAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42073990258892636422012-01-18T17:00:13.525-05:002012-01-18T17:00:13.525-05:00The game is called ruit. beer pong is for some fol...The game is called ruit. beer pong is for some folly faggots who are making a last second effort to be social after they straight posted in their home on weekends doing homework in high school. True bros call it by ruit and when you hear someone say "Dude, can i play some beer pong?" you automatically know they're soft as shit and are pussies.<br /><br />As for the bounce rule: ruit is a competitive game and the bounce rule makes sure your opponents are paying attention. you can swat that shit once it hits the table so i dont know why tro ass faggots complain about that shit--you play to win.<br /><br />Jerry Sandusky: my newest favorite rerack. two in the back one right in front; looks like a triangle but its really two nuts and a little rod that pedophiles fondle withAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-73605936054469932042011-07-01T05:02:33.571-04:002011-07-01T05:02:33.571-04:00i just won a 64 man college beer pong tournament a...i just won a 64 man college beer pong tournament as a junior in highschool suck my dick posers<br />#6<br />fuck off everyonebrian scalabronenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19715529189687903302011-05-25T21:09:59.103-04:002011-05-25T21:09:59.103-04:00Sep 26, 2009 is a fucking homo. If i ever see some...Sep 26, 2009 is a fucking homo. If i ever see someone playing "water pong" i would fuckin revoke ur bro license. Brokings never play waterpongAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-21979410210440141782011-05-19T18:14:54.637-04:002011-05-19T18:14:54.637-04:00the finger snap! mfw right there.
also i think you...the finger snap! mfw right there.<br />also i think you mean seperates the bros from the bitches*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10038778466647141472011-05-18T23:26:36.374-04:002011-05-18T23:26:36.374-04:00First off, it is beer pong, not beirut. I live in ...First off, it is beer pong, not beirut. I live in the northeast and I hear I have to hear this fucking argument almost every fucking day. Second, if you try to rep Dartmouth or any other Ivy league school...you are clearly not a bro but in fact an elitist prick. Daddy's money ain't gonna buy you shit on the table. Go stick those paddles right up your asses.<br />All houses rules should be followed, man up bros and beat those pussies at their own game. Or not only will your bro status be revoked for not being able to beat slampieces and randoms at their own game, but for your status as a poser bro.<br /><br />And whoever said that you have to drink beer out of the fucking cups is retarded. If you've ever been to college, you know that whores, sluts and other STD carrying bitches use those cups. I ain't gettin the herp from some dumb bitch...end of story. If you play like this however only a real bro enforces his own drinking,ie. as many beers as you can fucking drink during the game.(bare minimum 2 + side beer).<br /><br />Best rule ever-If the first cup the other team hits, cause I never do this shit, is the center cup, or "rookie" cup, they lose instantly. Real bros got skills, get that spray and pray shit off my table.<br />O and if you're playing against me...better chug those cold ones cause you ain't gonna be on the table long.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44482430645996890092011-04-27T23:03:50.797-04:002011-04-27T23:03:50.797-04:00your forgetting one fundamental element of a true ...your forgetting one fundamental element of a true beer pong player, maybe this was already noted in previous comments and im just fucking blind but everyone can tell a real player from a stupid ass rookie by one simple move,and that is the finger snap used to dry the ball off after its shot into a cup, thats what separates the men from the boys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-82698068408019054082011-04-19T21:39:31.113-04:002011-04-19T21:39:31.113-04:00Beer pong is and forever will be the ultimate game...Beer pong is and forever will be the ultimate game for bros. One thing my bros and I love to do: get throwbacks from the same team but different players and wear them while running the fucking table. My pong bro and I rock throwback Cavs jersies...I'm craig elo and he's mark price. This time, MJ is not hittin that fucking shot over elo.<br /><br />The naked mile rule must clearly state that no bro will ever run around naked in front of other bros; this is for slam pieces only. Troll the fuck out of those bros.<br /><br />Lastly, the amount of Happy Gilmore quotes that apply to BP is unfuckingbrolievable. "Well, better luck next year" "somebody's closer" and my personal favorite when a bro misses an island shot "you better get a beach towel and some sun tan lotion, because you're never gonna get off this island, just like you never made it to the NHL....jackass."LeBROn jamesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-82496245473733874902011-04-18T13:31:07.125-04:002011-04-18T13:31:07.125-04:00its beer pong. fuck all you bros only trying to re...its beer pong. fuck all you bros only trying to rep bros in one area... bros need to stick together in these hard times.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14379392623660170096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-43278333916920357292011-03-27T18:55:22.666-04:002011-03-27T18:55:22.666-04:00beruit sounds like a fucking arab that was conceiv...beruit sounds like a fucking arab that was conceived in the back of a corolla...bros play beer pong, tools play beruit. and whoever uses paddles in a drinking game is a homo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-70502236890534069922011-03-24T20:29:49.868-04:002011-03-24T20:29:49.868-04:00i'll take any of you bros outi'll take any of you bros outAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-36716577205423014872011-01-31T22:22:01.618-05:002011-01-31T22:22:01.618-05:00tight vagina is the best four-cup lineup known to ...tight vagina is the best four-cup lineup known to bro-kind.<br /><br />always enforce the naked mile for hitting no cups.<br /><br />behind the back celebrity shot=seriously fucking bro king<br /><br />Cali-Bro knows how to fucking bro!BROise Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78200587974744026802011-01-27T10:52:41.597-05:002011-01-27T10:52:41.597-05:00the best orientation for cups is called "us f...the best orientation for cups is called "us fucking you". which is 4 cups in the orientation of 2 cups side by side parallel to the end of the table and 2 perpendicular to form the shape of a penis with the head pointed towards your opponents. Not only is this a strategic orientation it also lets your opponents know who the champs are by giving them a subtle "fuck you"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-37891396371915768632010-11-18T13:23:43.273-05:002010-11-18T13:23:43.273-05:00if the loser gets shut out they drink the water cu...if the loser gets shut out they drink the water cup full of pubes, vomit, and dog shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-922988273233126102010-10-27T21:33:57.550-04:002010-10-27T21:33:57.550-04:00Call it watever the fuck you want, i'll still ...Call it watever the fuck you want, i'll still kick anyones ass in itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47027427215090300762010-09-25T23:45:35.834-04:002010-09-25T23:45:35.834-04:00If you care about whether its called beer pong or ...If you care about whether its called beer pong or beirut, then you probably suck at both.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-75584618104820184682010-09-07T23:36:07.759-04:002010-09-07T23:36:07.759-04:00I saw the most rare site in Beer Pong last night. ...I saw the most rare site in Beer Pong last night. My bro hit EVERY SINGLE CUP in a row. I've never seen or ever will see anything crazier than that for the rest of my lifeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-90091959602564832652010-08-27T16:28:30.592-04:002010-08-27T16:28:30.592-04:00Real bros don't sanitize their balls with hot ...Real bros don't sanitize their balls with hot H20.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-39402839525104795572010-08-20T21:00:04.845-04:002010-08-20T21:00:04.845-04:00who the fuck cares what it's called. your gett...who the fuck cares what it's called. your gettin fucked up either way. ppl call it different shit depending on where you live. In my area, ppl call it beer pong. So when someone says "beer pong" im thinkin a triangle of solo cups.Brobertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-32519763080227817242010-08-11T14:54:36.919-04:002010-08-11T14:54:36.919-04:00Bros, the rerack of a ture bro is called Obama aka...Bros, the rerack of a ture bro is called Obama aka Change. You take four cups and make a square but leaving space inbetween them giving you four islands in the shape of a square. Only ture bros can win the game after calling this rerack.Brobamanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61647344836561024392010-08-11T02:11:57.457-04:002010-08-11T02:11:57.457-04:00To all you North Eastern fucks:
How are you going...To all you North Eastern fucks:<br /><br />How are you going to disagree with NYB, who fucking sets the rules for bro-hood? I don't care if it's called Beruit, but bros call it Beer Pong because they're fucking bros and they don't play any pussy paddle games.<br /><br />Most of the southern bros got into all your Ivy league schools anyway because we are bros and the smartest people on the planet, but during a campus visit we saw bro-haters playing a pussy game with paddles and calling it beer pong. It was for that reason, awesome tailgates, and the abundance of sorostitutes that we chose an SEC school and not Dartmouth or Brown.BRObi-one-kenobinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56720363511555408072010-08-10T16:57:49.074-04:002010-08-10T16:57:49.074-04:00As a long time beirut/beerpong Hall of Famer, ther...As a long time beirut/beerpong Hall of Famer, there are a few thing that must be cleared up:<br />1) The bounce shot is not pussy. It is a true bro v. bro challenge. It incorporates offense and defense. Plus, it allows for the one of the greatest pong/ruit rules of all "The Backhand". The Backhand is when someone bounces and a pro-bro backhands that bitch-bounce back into the opposing bros cups for a 4 cup bitch-slap. It is the ultimate insult for a bouncer. Also, the bounce is quintessential for getting bro-haters and slampieces off the table quickly. These douches literally can not play defense. So if you want to beat these pathetic teams quickly, the bounce plays. <br />2) If you play no overs then you you're a pussy un-cordinated bitch and should be liable to lose your bro card. If you play no overs, then get on your knees and eat that dick bitch. Go home and shove your thumb up your ass while crying to your favorite Twilight movie.<br />3) Next, although no bro prefers to play slampieces, a true bro knows how to take advantage of the situation. Every bro knows that playing slampieces is a fucking joke, but it is also the best way to get a free strip show from these dirty whores. There is an unwritten law in ruit/pong where a bro fakes being distracted by a slampiece's striptease in order to get them to act sluttier. In all honesty, a true bro can hit the last cup while sucking on a titty if needs be. It's a delicate balance of beating the slampieces swiftly to let the next bro feel the wrath of your pong skills and getting the bitches across the table to dyke out with each other. In any case a true bro knows how to do both.<br />4) Drink your fucking beers! A bro-fessional ruit/pong player drinks his beer when it's made. Only pussies compile a games worth of beer in one cup. All bros should abide by this rule. Drink your beer when its made and always have a side drink. Thats it!<br />5) No fingering, but slampieces can blow. Because after all bros would rather get blown than finger a dirty slam piece.<br />6) If you lose and dont make a single cup you must be humiliated because only bro-haters can't make a single cup. Whether they get Trolled (sit under the table for the entire next game) or something else humiliating. One must be punished for being a pathetic loser.<br />7) And lastly, house rules must be honored. Nothing is more annoying then having every fucking team complain like little bitches about how their rules are better and other shit. Sack the fuck up, and beat those cock-gobblers at their own game. Kick their ass then tell them to get off the table and to Eat a Fucking Dick.<br /><br />-Cali-Bro out!Cali-Brohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14649823423457427292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-69252795913676073812010-06-18T01:19:00.953-04:002010-06-18T01:19:00.953-04:00I could never look my dad in the face and tell him...I could never look my dad in the face and tell him I bounced a ball...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62081965807784842432010-06-03T23:42:35.589-04:002010-06-03T23:42:35.589-04:00pong or ruit, whatever you choose to call it. we g...pong or ruit, whatever you choose to call it. we get the point. whats more important is enforcing the rules you set, true bros always enforce nudie runs, absolutely no fingering/blowing, lone rangers/island cups, troll rule, and most importantly: no t OTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-57833332603321229292010-06-01T20:29:51.644-04:002010-06-01T20:29:51.644-04:00A billy madison and happy gilmore reference by one...A billy madison and happy gilmore reference by one of the anonymous boys. After my teammate misses a shot(cause i never do), i yell IS THIS GOAL REGULATION SIZE OR WHAT!Brohan Santananoreply@blogger.com