tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5131653943279339607..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #144 Four LokoNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7889234089877187792011-10-10T00:08:44.969-04:002011-10-10T00:08:44.969-04:00The day after they announced the ban on four loko,...The day after they announced the ban on four loko, I sprinted all the way to the liquor store across the street and bought out all of the loko the fattie attendant had just pulled off the shelves. She asked if I was going to collect it or resell it. I told her "Fuck No! I'm going to give this the best send off I can." It was my birthday which is a time where I try and tell my bros thanks for their friendship. Four Loko pong and four loko you got served led to me and a few bros reaching the 6th loko limit. Not a very fucking good place to be. Sadly some slut thought she could hang with us and ended up going to the ER for vomiting blood... Too bad for her. Best Party Ever.Brolodex for the brofessionalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-4816112666698559492011-04-07T10:44:32.910-04:002011-04-07T10:44:32.910-04:00looks like the guys at national skirt day found a ...looks like the guys at national skirt day found a way to bring the caffinated four loko backAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-35765921311143601382011-02-21T11:47:30.015-05:002011-02-21T11:47:30.015-05:00need energy? man up, blow or adderral. 4loko is fo...need energy? man up, blow or adderral. 4loko is for gdisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5334576670265868632011-02-17T12:22:14.552-05:002011-02-17T12:22:14.552-05:00if only there were actually 10 keggers on griffen....if only there were actually 10 keggers on griffen. would make WM a hell of a lot more funAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-16658039280815439592011-02-15T18:34:36.802-05:002011-02-15T18:34:36.802-05:00If I drink Four Loko out of the holy grail, would ...If I drink Four Loko out of the holy grail, would I party forever?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-69196322697859064902011-02-01T01:04:05.765-05:002011-02-01T01:04:05.765-05:00Loko got banned here in California. Fuckin governm...Loko got banned here in California. Fuckin government is trying to kill us off like the Jews.Broseidonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-58914755865710941082011-01-25T21:20:08.155-05:002011-01-25T21:20:08.155-05:00Shit got banned in floridaShit got banned in floridaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56941029482716156542011-01-22T16:25:05.696-05:002011-01-22T16:25:05.696-05:00They read some of this at the end of the song brol...They read some of this at the end of the song broly water on youtube. this site is everywhereAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2135578996593876402011-01-14T17:50:29.235-05:002011-01-14T17:50:29.235-05:00FourLoko is the shit, end of discussion.
Anybody...FourLoko is the shit, end of discussion. <br /><br />Anybody who says "it's only for slams/geeds" or "bros only drink beam/natty/etc." is a pussy. <br /><br />Bros will drink anything, I don't care if it's FourLoko, Franzia, Bacardi Gold or fucking watermelon Smirnoff.Jimbro Fishernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-81196259333630698962010-12-28T15:05:08.716-05:002010-12-28T15:05:08.716-05:00Original Four Loko + 5 Hour Energy
Who needs sleep...Original Four Loko + 5 Hour Energy<br />Who needs sleep? Not Bros<br /><br />I made this parody, it will make you want one. <br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3pzXOiBO30Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-1982659727591172492010-12-17T13:01:52.488-05:002010-12-17T13:01:52.488-05:00Four Loko is for GDI's. Bros drink Maker's...Four Loko is for GDI's. Bros drink Maker's Mark and other fine bourbon whiskeys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-82370232626037778792010-12-14T11:50:02.807-05:002010-12-14T11:50:02.807-05:00Bros stocked up with 15 cases of the stuff... Got ...Bros stocked up with 15 cases of the stuff... Got enough to last me the rest of the school year NYB4Brokosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-4401898344724436122010-12-11T22:40:52.330-05:002010-12-11T22:40:52.330-05:00Shit is confirmed and approved, broslices. Add be...Shit is confirmed and approved, broslices. Add berry-flavored 5-hour energy drink to a new caffeine+taurine+guarana-less fruit punch Four Loko and you're time traveling again like Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap. Shit tastes better than the formula Sparks had before their caffeine got obliterated from their mixture. Fuck the FDA, fuck the world, and fuck you. Four Loko for life, brostitutes.12% BroJuice in a Cannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60226341035645615292010-12-11T07:14:13.061-05:002010-12-11T07:14:13.061-05:00but seriously, Four Loko is pretty much the same a...but seriously, Four Loko is pretty much the same as vodka-red bull, and ive been drinking that shit for years, so i dont see the big deal, NYBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-46796344173487656522010-12-10T17:16:57.384-05:002010-12-10T17:16:57.384-05:00after a long lost night of 3 lokos, i drove back t...after a long lost night of 3 lokos, i drove back to the dorms got outta the car, passed out in the parking lot and got carried in by an RA..still didnt get in anytrouble<br /><br />everybro has too have a last blackout from lokos before the bro hater gov't pulls them from the shelvesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-72777491506633540592010-12-08T00:10:26.926-05:002010-12-08T00:10:26.926-05:00four loko is for girls. if i want energy im drinki...four loko is for girls. if i want energy im drinking an RBV.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-13237395029208993512010-12-07T19:33:07.141-05:002010-12-07T19:33:07.141-05:00Wow, all those advertisements at the top of the pa...Wow, all those advertisements at the top of the page about alcoholism. Ironic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-48587121234653436852010-12-07T11:52:34.383-05:002010-12-07T11:52:34.383-05:00I butt fucked the entire state of Georgia after dr...I butt fucked the entire state of Georgia after drinking Four Loko with vodka. Because you know what makes Four Loko better? More Loko, read alcohol. I live in the totalitarian state of Washington where they regularly brofile people for being awesome and kicking ass. Unfortunately, some fat girl from Central Washington University wasn't getting any play because all of the bros were busy hitting on her drunk friends that had given "implied consent" simply by drinking Four Loko. So what does she do? I'll tell you what she should have done, find the drunkest bro there and handed the conductor her tickets for the pound town express. Then we could have taunted the shit out of him and made fun of her for shopping at Lane Bryant. Instead she calls the cops and the next thing you know there is a national campaign to hate bros because this cunt said her friends were given Ruphys. What's that? Tests confirm the girls were just drunk. Tests also confirm that the big fat friend will remain a virgin and an outcast. Bitch.<br /><br />If George Washington crossed the Delaware for freedom, he would have time traveled to get his hands on some Four Loko.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-71678348852316175762010-12-06T21:50:48.332-05:002010-12-06T21:50:48.332-05:00BUTT CHUG A FOUR LOKO AND SHIT GETS REAL, YOU LITE...BUTT CHUG A FOUR LOKO AND SHIT GETS REAL, YOU LITERALLY TURN INTO ZEUS<br /><br />BROS ARE THE SHET FOR LIFEAbroham Lincolnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87897531620020738932010-12-06T19:20:28.544-05:002010-12-06T19:20:28.544-05:00one guy in my frat went to the local store and bou...one guy in my frat went to the local store and bought 600 dollars of the stuff. then called the liquor store and had them put the rest on reserve. pretty bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61527934638673966622010-12-06T16:46:58.627-05:002010-12-06T16:46:58.627-05:00can we see a "Four Broko" T-Shirt someti...can we see a "Four Broko" T-Shirt sometime soon?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24948296015616204982010-12-06T16:06:56.085-05:002010-12-06T16:06:56.085-05:00this is my favorite post thus far. four broko for ...this is my favorite post thus far. four broko for life.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12403987529809403391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-21286844165740085632010-12-06T13:58:17.510-05:002010-12-06T13:58:17.510-05:00dude wow.. i mean wow. well said.. idea for anothe...dude wow.. i mean wow. well said.. idea for another post though because its what im doing right now... drinking in the library while studying. it pleases me highly. bros for lifeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-1392100369749462442010-12-06T12:09:47.512-05:002010-12-06T12:09:47.512-05:00had a friend drink some four locos and ram his suv...had a friend drink some four locos and ram his suv into some trees in a field broAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61819503712154257912010-12-05T20:20:40.724-05:002010-12-05T20:20:40.724-05:00all about the john daly: lemonade loko and firefly...all about the john daly: lemonade loko and fireflyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com