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Stealing shit is more fun than midget wrestling an...

2010-07-28T12:05:00.266-04:00

Stealing shit is more fun than midget wrestling and the cred me and my fraternity get is ridic. We have huge signs from stores like the Gap and various restaurants. My favorite shit to steal are Boston University signs and green garbage bins cause the BU hoes come over all the time - so we get to rub it in their faces (know what i'm sayin?).

The ultimate thievery goes like this: once, a bunch of my bros were out pounding chicken nuggs at a sorority's house after getting fucked up at the local frat bar. On the way back, walking past a bunch of other frats, we see a giant 15 ft skull (for Skullhouse) outside their house. They had set it up so that rush kids would enter their house through the mouth of the skull. Without a doubt, five of my bros walked 3 blocks carrying that heavy as shit and set it up in front of our house. Needless to say, we got all sorts of credit from every fraternity and sorority at school including the neighbor schools. In fact, a few girls decided to stay at our house based solely on the fact that we stole the skullhouse skull. The skulls demanded we bring it back to them since it took a week to build. Did we? Fuck that - it was way to heavy. So we just trashed it with crowbars and left it on our front lawn.

My cousin goes to Columbia, he's the most legit br...

2010-07-24T16:38:27.912-04:00

My cousin goes to Columbia, he's the most legit bro I know, and he lives in New York in an apartment on West 69th.

You can imagine that fucking sign gets stolen all the time, it's over the bed in his bro-pad.

And at my bro's house, there's a hallway that makes a 90-degree turn to the right, and he has a NO LEFT TURNS sign right there. Kind of stupid, but still, he's a bro and I stole it with him when we were fucked drunk from a restaurant parking lot.

Went to a random bras party. Have total disrespect...

2010-07-20T19:07:35.561-04:00

Went to a random bras party. Have total disrespect for the place. Open there fridge and slam three of there brews in there bong toss the cans on the floor. Then leave the party with the beer bong.

As I recall, W&M has a Gooch Drive on campus. I'd ...

2010-07-07T16:38:20.391-04:00

As I recall, W&M has a Gooch Drive on campus. I'd love to get a hold of that sign.

Down the shore in jersey me and my bros go garage ...

2010-07-06T20:21:55.590-04:00

Down the shore in jersey me and my bros go garage hoping all the time. If you don't know what this is its when you steal shit from open garages of the duplexses. It is by far the easiest way to grab beer and anything you can get your hands on. A solid night of garage hoping you got 5 thirtys a couple bottles of wine and the nicest Surf board you can grab. Bros are the shit

The frat's that were at my college are so lame. Fi...

2010-07-06T05:02:59.392-04:00

The frat's that were at my college are so lame. Filled with wanna be, pseudo-bros, who lock what little shit they have up with fucking padlocks. Long story short...do you have any idea how easy it is to smuggle bolt cutters into a party?

Bros also love stealing shit from parties that are...

2010-06-22T19:41:20.391-04:00

Bros also love stealing shit from parties that are alcohol friendly, i.e. shot glasses, mugs, flasks, etc. I stole a bad ass flask that read "A man needs something to believe in... ...I believe I need another drink". True Bro

i had a bro that went to rite-aid and broyanked a ...

2010-06-21T17:31:08.696-04:00

i had a bro that went to rite-aid and broyanked a handle of Jager in his belt. Better believe we called some slam pieces up and took a trip to pound town.

this one time after i drove home (needless to say ...

2010-06-21T01:37:20.488-04:00

this one time after i drove home (needless to say i was hammered) after pounding brews at my bro's house, my bro-ther calls me and tells me to look under my bed. too drunk to suspect him of treachery, i go and look, and there in all its glory is the 3 ft by 2 ft sign denoting our street- "High Road". i have never been more proud of a family member.

love stealing! its the shit. priority list for me ...

2010-06-05T18:00:10.292-04:00

love stealing! its the shit. priority list for me is drinking, going to pound town, then stealing. it is so much fun. here is a brief list of some of the street signs i stole.
nw HONKERS ct
MRORNINGWOOD rd
HIGHst
mile marker 69
among others its a fun collection

stole the 8 foot long rug out of zaxbys during ope...

2010-05-24T23:44:41.433-04:00

stole the 8 foot long rug out of zaxbys during operating hours without notice to put underneath the beer pong table. because it was so successful we returned 5 minutes later to steal the ones in front of the door just to spite the bitches. all with ninja-like stealth.

my favorite things to steal when i am fucked up wi...

2010-05-24T09:19:35.379-04:00

my favorite things to steal when i am fucked up with my bros is floor mats from fast food places. we've collected two mcdonalds mats, one arbys mat, one wawa mat, and one burger king mat. they are great furnishings and keep the floor clean around the beer pong table

My best bro and I would steal 35$ packs of gilette...

2010-05-19T20:43:32.794-04:00

My best bro and I would steal 35$ packs of gilette razor heads from cvs, then head over to the wallmart and trade those sum bithces in for store credit. Subsidized our beer expenses all damn semester.

My bros and I walked out of a sporting goods store...

2010-05-17T02:16:05.147-04:00

My bros and I walked out of a sporting goods stores with 1300 dollars worth of lacross gear, sold it on ebay, made 800 dollars of free money. Then took the money to baltimore for a bros night out at the titty bars.

Some Bro's and I collected letter from various sig...

2010-05-09T16:00:45.768-04:00

Some Bro's and I collected letter from various signs, went over to the local Catholic Church, and changed their sign to "Got Kids? Call for Rape." And obviously lef thte phone number intact.

Me and my bros were at some bro-haters birthday ba...

2010-05-03T01:35:52.900-04:00

Me and my bros were at some bro-haters birthday bash one time because of the hot slam-pieces there. Then we realized an untapped keg was in the garage and no one was watching it. We pulled up a truck, slid the garage door open, rolled the keg underneath, loaded it up and drove off. Best. Tasting. Keg. Ever.

bros love to steal sorority shit. I can't count th...

2010-04-29T11:38:03.852-04:00

bros love to steal sorority shit. I can't count the number of cozies and other random shit I have

Just some of the signs ive stolen in my years of b...

2010-04-27T09:41:21.337-04:00

Just some of the signs ive stolen in my years of being a bro...wild turkey rd, the infamous speed hump sign, SMOKE, FIRE, Slow Children at play(personal favorite), Bush rd, a huge purple hippo from a minigolf course and some kinda huge bird statue, and a sign that had 4/20 as its issue date..stealin is the fuckin shit

SC bro

In sea isle city, nj there is 95 blocks that run f...

2010-04-22T23:43:23.663-04:00

In sea isle city, nj there is 95 blocks that run from the ocean to the bay between strathmere and Avalon, the streets running paralell to the ocean are pleasure, landis and central. You better fucking believe me and my bros stole the 2 signs at the intersection of 69th&pleasure.

Wawa is the shit bros! You can get good food, great tins of dip, and ice for your beers all in one stop

no dumping signs, my bros got like 4

2010-04-20T18:54:08.222-04:00

no dumping signs, my bros got like 4

Man I spent a semester in Australia, they dont kno...

2010-04-18T15:34:57.728-04:00

Man I spent a semester in Australia, they dont know what the fuck a bro is. Im from New York and my boy is from Jerz were fucking certified bros. Steeling shit gives you street cred where I come from. We ran out of money cause wed blow it all on booze and bitches cause were fucking bros. So we would steal mad whiskey. These fucking Australian pussies didn't know what hit em, fucking stole over 1000 dollars worth of booze in 3 weeks. got a permanent ban from all liqueur stores near the school. But we didn't give a fuck were bros and thats what bros due. Steal shit and not give a fuck.Came back home now my street cred is through the roof.

stole an authentic Wayne Chrebet jersey at a bange...

2010-04-17T17:36:01.569-04:00

stole an authentic Wayne Chrebet jersey at a banger. I have it hanging above my bed so when I wake up everymorning it tells me I'm that fucking BRO!

Bro's, Stealing street signs is rightous, but to b...

2010-04-15T19:30:56.425-04:00

Bro's, Stealing street signs is rightous, but to be a true bro-king you need to up your game.
Couches out of people's houses-check
Pitchers/Glasses from all the bars in town-check
but the most epic of bro-lifts, me and my Bro's were at this bro-hater party, and they were being straight bro-haters...so we stole all their beer.

but I wouldn't be a bro king if it stopped there, after these bro-haters found out the beer was gone, they were all bummed out and for some reason thought they drank it all, so me and my bro's offered to go to the Liquor store to get some more booze, and they all threw down money for more booze.

Did we go to the liquor store?

If you're asking that you definitally are not a Bro, instead we took all that money and beer and went to the Strip-Club!

P.S. my mailbox growing up was 420, and that shit got stolen all the time, but I can't hate on Bro's just being Bro's

No lies here... I live on high st. The sign has ...

2010-04-15T00:06:36.838-04:00

No lies here...
I live on high st.
The sign has been stolen so many times the pole it is now on is like 15 ft. high, and its still missing every couple weeks. We have 2 in our living room!

I took a high street as well as a couple of licens...

2010-04-14T13:37:56.420-04:00

I took a high street as well as a couple of license plates before. Needless to say I put it in my carry-on when I flew back to Germany, where I'm from.