Comments on Bros Like This Site: #2 Stealing Shit

One time my bros and I stole, out of my bros' ...

2012-01-30T12:37:23.533-05:00

One time my bros and I stole, out of my bros' parent's neighbor's house, their 500 pound case of booze. You can't imagine how much bro-cred we got for that shit.

"This individual also used to go to the Libra...

2011-10-03T15:59:43.019-04:00

"This individual also used to go to the Library during exam times and when the studiers aka bro-haters went to the bathroom, he would take their text books and sell them to the bookstore"

That is beyond evil. So much of this site is funny but that is just fucked up.

Back in my freshman year of college. My bro and I ...

2011-08-07T14:41:42.657-04:00

Back in my freshman year of college. My bro and I were back to our hometown for break. We decided to go out and chill at a old local bar of ours. Needlessly, we got pretty shitfaced. Well after that we came across an epiphany to go out on a drive and look for cool signs. Grabbed a screwdriver and some wrenches from the house. The first one was a highway 69 sign, the next was a golf cart parking sign, but to top the night off we decided to go out to the local police station. It was pouring rain figuring it would provide some cover but none the less we were scared shitless of getting caught. But our adrenaline was pumping and we needed to end the night in a bang. Sooo in the end we ended up stealing a police cars only parking sign and brought it back to the frat after our break ended. We were forever known as the ultimate Broskees from then on.

Miss those bro days...

Freshman year, me and my boys were at a party. It ...

2011-05-24T22:55:44.028-04:00

Freshman year, me and my boys were at a party. It was getting late and the keg was pretty empty ( maybe 12-15 good cups left). So we start thinking of plans to get this keg and bounce. At that moment the best plan ever comes to me. I walk over to the keg, throw it up Donkey-Kong style and start screaming "Time to refill!!" my fellow bros do the same and start chanting "more beer".. we do this through the entire house, getting everyone pumped up. Little did they know as soon as we got through the door we sprinted for our car never to be seen again. Free keg + Free keg tap + Free night-ending beers = GREAT NIGHT!

I'm not anonymous,I'm the Bro King Natty B...

2011-04-21T05:18:11.902-04:00

I'm not anonymous,I'm the Bro King Natty Bomber. I've never read the page on stealing shit until now and I'm disappointed. I just got home from a Natty fueled slamfest in Columbia MO at some MU chicks apartment. Mind you-I'm 32. My life rules. I stole $64 from her purse and two pair of panties off her disgusting bra floor to prove to my Bros that I railed 23 year old Phoebe whose dad is a Boone County judge who will probably see me in court for drinking and driving.
Are you seriously telling me that Bros don't steal slam piece's money for compensation of time spent not banging hotter sluts or getting more wasted with Bros? Or that we should not make sluts go commando as a reward for banging random older Bros? Come on! I thought we liked to steal shit....

me and 2 of my bros were at this bras soccer party...

2011-03-25T08:52:25.071-04:00

me and 2 of my bros were at this bras soccer party which is already funny cause why would bras be playing sports and not be in the kitchen. anyways, it seemed to be that we were to big of bros to be handled at this particular party after she decided she didn't like us ripping down the sheet rock in the basement, which we were just making the place a little more home like so we were comfortable. So as we are being kicked out we see three full kegs at the back door and no one in sight. needless to say we were drinking on the bras soccer team that night

taxing BIC lighters while the cashier turns to gra...

2011-03-03T04:03:57.142-05:00

taxing BIC lighters while the cashier turns to grab you a blunt. bras are all about that flashy shit

So one night me and my bros hit up this party whic...

2011-02-16T21:02:42.469-05:00

So one night me and my bros hit up this party which ended up being weak sauce, only one keg i mean what pussies, so we decide we gotta get something next thing ya know me and my bros are running on the streets with a microwave, yeah a fucking microwave
bro out

Me and one of my broomates are into a shotglass st...

2011-02-07T02:41:34.511-05:00

Me and one of my broomates are into a shotglass stealing phase, havin a brompetition to see who can heist the best ones

Me and some bros were on our way to steal a sign s...

2011-01-12T14:18:24.683-05:00

Me and some bros were on our way to steal a sign saying "Welcome to Brewsville". Couldnt believe some other bros hadn't already hit that up. But you better believe that shit was comin down. We were half way done when some cops or bro-haters stopped us and made us leave.

in broad daylight me and 3 bros stole an 8 by 8 hi...

2011-01-08T14:10:23.402-05:00

in broad daylight me and 3 bros stole an 8 by 8 highway sign for an offramp. great success

me and my bros stole a natty light sign

2010-11-23T20:30:57.492-05:00

me and my bros stole a natty light sign

Early this semester me and my bro stole a grill fr...

2010-11-22T21:33:33.101-05:00

Early this semester me and my bro stole a grill from this guys house, but when we got back to our place we realized it was really shitty and like 20 years old so we smashed it on his lawn and stole his neighbors grill.

for my friends birthday we stole him a street sign...

2010-11-22T18:21:05.719-05:00

for my friends birthday we stole him a street sign of his first and last name. it was chill they are hanging up in his bedroom

i saw a street sign that said rebel road i just ha...

2010-11-15T11:36:24.421-05:00

i saw a street sign that said rebel road i just had to have it got some tools outta my truck took it down adn went home!

was at a party wen fellow bro and i totaly shitfac...

2010-11-05T14:18:04.884-04:00

was at a party wen fellow bro and i totaly shitfaced went into the girls parents room and took about $400 a diamond necklace, and all of ther pillows. we walked out of the party and put it in our truck and went back into the house. we ended up banging a bitch in the parents bedroom. we got caught.

You're forgetting the fucking cornerstone of b...

2010-10-26T13:56:04.819-04:00

You're forgetting the fucking cornerstone of brohood...ditching moving cabs. Yeah..drinking and driving is high on the bro-meter. Jumping out of moving cabs is badass and therefore is bro.

Theres nothing more bro than taking some unamerican cab driver fuck with a towel on their head down a one-way street and jumping out of the car. If he really wanted to help his immigrant family he wouldn't have been born not in America in the first place. You'll feel like a bro king while Osama gets out and yells curses at you as you run full-sprint in the other direction while giving him the finger.
Its extra-bro if you do this and leave behind the slam pieces from the bar that you just gave a proper facial slaying in the back seat.

a couple weeks ago me and my bros were at some oth...

2010-10-08T00:47:38.621-04:00

a couple weeks ago me and my bros were at some other frats party and we stole their tap and keg. never caught. brought it too someones yard and drank with a bunch of people with us. fuckin great hobbling out of the house with a full keg. and it is true. Stolen beer tastes so much better then payed for.

was completely shittanked stumbling home at 5 in t...

2010-10-04T17:34:20.604-04:00

was completely shittanked stumbling home at 5 in the morning and saw a sign that said Jaeger for congress. it is now hanging on my wall

So me and some bros were just chillin at the strip...

2010-09-30T20:09:26.478-04:00

So me and some bros were just chillin at the strip club, and I saw the bouncer left his metal detecting wand on the chair beside the exit. In my drunken stupor I shoved the wand down my shirt and pants. I don't really remember doing this, but the next day I woke up curled up with it. Probably one of my proudest moments.

theres some dude running for mayor and his last na...

2010-09-30T04:03:28.722-04:00

theres some dude running for mayor and his last name is Shats, no doubt his sign are getting jacked everywhere

Hell yeah me and my bros mad steal shit!! One time...

2010-09-29T22:39:47.870-04:00

Hell yeah me and my bros mad steal shit!! One time we stole this nerd in my social psych class and sold him into sex slavery. Mad cash flow. We ended up spending the money on C-4 and blew up some bro-haters house.

Last night I went to this bitches house and needle...

2010-09-28T20:49:30.577-04:00

Last night I went to this bitches house and needless to say I was fucking wasted and stole her sobriety.

What Bro doesn't steal shit? One of my bros f...

2010-09-27T23:33:03.192-04:00

What Bro doesn't steal shit?

One of my bros from High School (had the whole basement to himself, best believe we partied nightly over there.) Stole so much shit in our prime. We had tons of roadsigns, Highland St. Rebel Trail, Mile 69, Mile 0, Paradise Point, we even had bricks stolen from those charity things with funny names on them.

Then in college, we stole a bunch of those big barrels they use as cones, and spelled SAE in the fratyard.

My bro and I were coming back from DT absolutely s...

2010-08-01T22:10:04.260-04:00

My bro and I were coming back from DT absolutely schwasted and stole a big ass couch off the porch of a sorority slam palace only to realize the next morning that it was a colossal piece of shit. Dumped it in a ditch outside of town before hitting up CK the next day. A lot of work, but still so fucking fun. We usually steal from that house once a week