tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5333479655435178406..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #187 Derek JeterNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-66445309908112533922012-03-22T13:28:56.137-04:002012-03-22T13:28:56.137-04:00^ Bros impress all women without even trying becau...^ Bros impress all women without even trying because we're so fucking awesome. But we have no interest in impressing your kind, because you're obviously an ugly fat bitch who's jealous of the dime slampieces that we Bros bang on the reg. Hop on the treadmill for a few years and lose some of that cellulite (maybe get a boobjob while you're at it) and you might one day earn the right to be one of our backup booty calls. Until then you'll have to keep crying yourself to sleep alone at night. Bros only fuck the best slams.<br /><br />Bros are far more than just "real men" - we're basically living gods. Bitches just want our dick because we are the pinnacle of genetic perfection and dominate at everything.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-59457985146033016932012-03-22T09:31:27.984-04:002012-03-22T09:31:27.984-04:00What a bunch of testostrone driven, egotistical cr...What a bunch of testostrone driven, egotistical crock of shit this blog is about. Guys like you don't impress me at all with your childish musings of the world. It is losers like you that lower the bar for men in society. You don't have the first damn clue of what it means to be a real man. And by the way Derek Jeter is a herpes spreading piece of shit. And I am willing to bet after you read this you won't bother to post it, which would only reinforce what I have already said. What a waste...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-21387216138266899582012-01-10T03:14:30.047-05:002012-01-10T03:14:30.047-05:00Balotelli is definetely a BROKING..still does what...Balotelli is definetely a BROKING..still does whatever he wants like a Bro!The best thing about him is when he got pulled over by the cops and they asked him why he had 40,00 pounds cash on his car seat and he replied..because im rich!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42768869426021393312011-12-20T10:59:47.877-05:002011-12-20T10:59:47.877-05:00you forgot to mention HOW he picks up girls in the...you forgot to mention HOW he picks up girls in the club. apparently he doesn't even waste his time talking to them. he just scopes them out from his seat for awhile until he makes his pick and then has one of his bodyguards go up to the girl and say "derek jeter wants to talk to you" ... in other words, "you're going home with derek jeter."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60929851821278410432011-12-19T01:01:03.755-05:002011-12-19T01:01:03.755-05:00Love the friday night light shout out, Lyla Garrit...Love the friday night light shout out, Lyla Garrity was bangin in that show though. Great article and go O'sAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7029859257295536352011-12-17T04:26:24.786-05:002011-12-17T04:26:24.786-05:00I RESPECT UR OPINION BRO!I RESPECT UR OPINION BRO!BROrion Baller Lawler Shotcallernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67971667046808137782011-12-16T18:30:04.079-05:002011-12-16T18:30:04.079-05:00You need to write one about a rising transatlantic...You need to write one about a rising transatlantic BROKING - MARIO BALOTELLI. Just does whatever the fuck he wants. Gets wasted and bangs strangs and destroys shit (his home). Read this and tell me he's not a BRO KING. <br /><br />http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Mario-Balotelli-s-maddest-moments-Fireworks-bibs-trampolines-the-lot-article819829.html?fb_ref=.TuJKbZyA9x0.like&fb_source=profile_onelineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-65742783386992415422011-12-16T14:28:57.863-05:002011-12-16T14:28:57.863-05:00Another great Jeter story that you didn't ment...Another great Jeter story that you didn't mention...<br /><br />A couple years ago he apparently had a threesome in his Miami penthouse and didn't validate their parking when they went to get their cars from the garage. <br /><br />http://deadspin.com/311288/derek-jeter-takes-care-of-his-ladiesLiving with Ballshttp://www.livingwithballs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2296054049345974532011-12-16T04:43:02.473-05:002011-12-16T04:43:02.473-05:00i seem to be in the same situation. for years, as ...i seem to be in the same situation. for years, as an avid yankee-hater, i despised jeter above all the other pinstriped scum, because he was that cocky, grinning face of the entire douchefag organization. <br /><br />that said, my loathing of jeter slowly evolved into a sort of bro-jealousy as i realized that he was just another bro living the good life. admittedly he is a damn good shortstop too, and i have to give him props. <br /><br />however, after learning of his godly exploits, namely conducting the pound town express, i must pay my due respect and tip my hat to a true bro king.Idabronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85953759840177171842011-12-15T16:41:56.292-05:002011-12-15T16:41:56.292-05:00Best part is the story breaks on Tuesday and on We...Best part is the story breaks on Tuesday and on Wednesday night he is named as one of the most interesting people of 2011. Bro king.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86258099652445772962011-12-15T15:59:51.939-05:002011-12-15T15:59:51.939-05:00As a life long O's fan, that little bastard Ma...As a life long O's fan, that little bastard Maier still makes me puke bile like i just took a shot of microwaved gin. Whats worse, that moment literally marked the end of my baseball youth - the 95 Os, half the team hits 20 homers, we had the good Alomar brother (until the spitting), Palmero was "steroid free!", and Cal was still calling pitches from 3rd. Then that little mthfkr stuck his cockgrabbing hand out and BAM! here I am, laptop and a job.<br /><br />Regardless, Jeter had to do something epic to reach his brotential, something not only incredible, but beyond belief. This story was so perfect at first I could only believe it was written by a reader of this site as a fictional bro-literature. But then my eyes were open and the past is whiped clean. Derek Jeter, beers and shots on me bro. You earned it.Captain Bronnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-58547671070525808762011-12-15T14:02:08.763-05:002011-12-15T14:02:08.763-05:00Hats off to NYB for his mea culpa in recognizing t...Hats off to NYB for his mea culpa in recognizing the Bro-King status of Derek Jeter. I hate the Yankees too but any guy who wins championships, collects $20 million checks, and bangs dime slampieces like it's going out of style deserves Bro praise. <br /><br />Only by ending Bro on Bro hate (as NYB has done here) can we in the Brommunity finally end the Brocism that the brohaters of the world want to see happen. Bros of the world, unite.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-89096146931071468392011-12-15T13:00:59.762-05:002011-12-15T13:00:59.762-05:00A shirt better come out that says "Mr. Brovem...A shirt better come out that says "Mr. Brovember" ill buy the shit out of those. Derek Jeter is a fucking badass and its about time he comes out about banging hot bitches every night. He treats sluts like they should be treated fucking worthless slampieces that are only good for fucking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-70259526598398835392011-12-15T12:45:12.800-05:002011-12-15T12:45:12.800-05:00You've got to applaud NYB and bro's like h...You've got to applaud NYB and bro's like him for their great vision. ending bro-on-bro hate is a big step to our real goal. ending brocism. united we get trashed and fuck shit up, divided we pass out before reaching the bar. Spread the word. from frat house to frat house, bro pad to bro pad. bro's for lifeChrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05300893590482272204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-68769794130157877192011-12-15T12:27:30.492-05:002011-12-15T12:27:30.492-05:00"donut around his louisville slugger" ab..."donut around his louisville slugger" absolute goldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86330186887028803272011-12-15T12:26:25.295-05:002011-12-15T12:26:25.295-05:00as a red sox fan, i dont hate anything more than t...as a red sox fan, i dont hate anything more than the yankees (except maybe some fucking bro-haters). a-rod is one of the biggest pieces of shit i've ever had the displeasure of seeing. even though i hate the team, i've always respected jeter just a little bit. after reading this article, jeter may not be my favorite ball player, but goddammit do i respect the hell out of this guy. he goes beyond the title of Bro King, he's more of a Bro God than tiger woods. yeah i said it!! great article as always NYBRajon Ronbronoreply@blogger.com