tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5489438438403224283..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #192 PranksNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-9743745635053757462012-03-08T15:58:29.037-05:002012-03-08T15:58:29.037-05:00Trandana, you're an idiot if you didn't pi...Trandana, you're an idiot if you didn't pick up on the sarcasm in this post. <br /><br />I feel bad that the level of intellect required to comprehend these posts is too much for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-15489816561490984182012-02-16T15:19:14.944-05:002012-02-16T15:19:14.944-05:00My bros and I pranked some total boner...We put an...My bros and I pranked some total boner...We put an ad on craigslist that he was giving away free X-box games and X-box with his phone number listed. On a side note we wrote that he works a lot and is busy so if "I" don't answer keep calling and leave multiple voice mails. Let's just say he changed his number.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77408844054696801312012-02-15T23:57:29.060-05:002012-02-15T23:57:29.060-05:00Some betches wrote inside my fellow bros car with ...Some betches wrote inside my fellow bros car with lipstick and tore up some papers at a party last weekend. You better fucking believe at 4 in the morning me and my bros egged the shit out of her car and covered it like fucking paint with mcchicken sauce and ketchup. Betches dont have shit on bros.BcBronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-35443834963506621712012-02-07T20:03:31.360-05:002012-02-07T20:03:31.360-05:00Lol well I read the /Degrassi High part, so that c...Lol well I read the /Degrassi High part, so that clarifies that he is definitely NOT a bro, but just wasn't sure why he would quote him there.<br />Hahaha in that case..disregard my lastTrandananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-32834080559761023612012-02-07T16:40:18.133-05:002012-02-07T16:40:18.133-05:00^ looks like you just fucked in the ass on Saturda...^ looks like you just fucked in the ass on Saturday by NYB's sarcasm.Bro Satrianinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-40770765716355589682012-02-07T14:10:11.868-05:002012-02-07T14:10:11.868-05:00Fuck yeah omar little quote is awesome. However Ha...Fuck yeah omar little quote is awesome. However Hardcore Gangster Rapper and Drake should never be said in the same sentence. I strongly disagree with the Drake quote, as Drake is pretty much a fuckin girl who sings pop music. NOT A BRO.Trandananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-32829151283112077872012-02-06T11:40:52.070-05:002012-02-06T11:40:52.070-05:00You mean Bromar Little's line?You mean Bromar Little's line?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24540112442788553292012-02-04T13:19:17.143-05:002012-02-04T13:19:17.143-05:00My freshman dorm roommate was a real bro-hating GD...My freshman dorm roommate was a real bro-hating GDI nerd douchebag. He spent the whole year complaining to our RD about me just because I liked to rage hard. Some of the choice write-ups I received were for destroying our lamp during a cocaine blackout and banging slampieces on his bed while he was in the library. (Sorry for partying, nerd).<br /><br />Anyway, towards the end of the year I come home wasted at 3AM after some raging with my Bros. It's finals week and Roomie is sound asleep because he has to give a presentation the next morning for his Poli-Sci class. Remembering that he mentioned his presentation involved showing his class a YouTube clip of one of the presidential debates, I immediately get a light bulb for a hilarious prank.<br /><br />I grab his laptop, open his browser, and set his homepage to a streaming clip of cumshot compilations on YouPorn so that it will launch automatically the next time he starts it. Click the browser off when I'm done, turn his volume up to the max, and put his laptop back where it was, and pass out with a smile on my face.<br /><br />I wake up at about noon the next day to him screaming at me about what an asshole I am after he returned from class. Sure enough, while giving his big presentation he opened his browser, only to have a clip pop up of Peter North splattering some porn slut's face with jizz and moaning obscenely. He was hooked up to the overhead projector at the time, so the entire class of like 60 people and his professor saw it. He got in a shitload of trouble with the Dean and for the rest of college has been known as "the projector porn guy". Of course he blamed me for it but I'm a Bro naturally I got off scott-free.<br /><br />Pranks are the shit.The Man With Bro namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67441729550620124212012-02-03T11:19:22.566-05:002012-02-03T11:19:22.566-05:00^^true bro^^true broAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-12855695767704257282012-02-03T01:42:13.388-05:002012-02-03T01:42:13.388-05:00^Not bro. If for some reason you don't have ca...^Not bro. If for some reason you don't have cash then pull out your fucking platinum card. But a nice dine and dash never hurt anyone...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-37815831442512751352012-02-02T20:54:41.948-05:002012-02-02T20:54:41.948-05:00HAHA thats fucking awesome! btw NYB u gotta write ...HAHA thats fucking awesome! btw NYB u gotta write a post about this: Me an my bros were going to grab some food after a night of hard drinking. When the bill came, my bro was short a dollar and so he was looking in his wallet for spare change but could only come up with a condom. He looked at me and i yell fucking A. So we tip the waitress with a condom and.....she just blows her shit! she called up immature and asked us to leave right away...definitely wasn't expecting the bitch to flip her shit...anyway u better believe that we r gonna continue tipping condoms!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-4367550582554306352012-02-02T17:57:36.695-05:002012-02-02T17:57:36.695-05:00The Omar Little line at the end of this made the p...The Omar Little line at the end of this made the postAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-68212202212426588272012-02-02T13:13:32.266-05:002012-02-02T13:13:32.266-05:00You forgot to mention that young bros learn at an ...You forgot to mention that young bros learn at an early age the art of pranking when we go off to our elitist summer camps with sailing, sports, horses etc. There was this loser that tried to "prank me" by hitting me with a water balloon. I instituted a 5x worse policy so naturally retaliated by getting all my buddies to lob water balloons and paper towels filled with toothpaste at him while he took a shit, then filled our cantenes and soaked his whole bed and all his clothes. oh ya and i was fucking 12Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-40934507408961377752012-02-02T12:20:31.014-05:002012-02-02T12:20:31.014-05:00Rob Gronkowski. Look, after going to school in Bo...Rob Gronkowski. Look, after going to school in Boston and dealing with douchebag bandwagon Patriots fans for years I hate them as much as the next guy. But Gronk is the textbook definition of "Bro King".Jimmy BROllinsnoreply@blogger.com