Comments on Bros Like This Site: #102 Joke Classes

I was enrolled in a womens studies class my junior...

2011-03-23T18:22:15.261-04:00

I was enrolled in a womens studies class my junior year. Our first assignment was to find a film that we thought expressed our personal concept of "feminine dignity" and post a link to it the class's blackboard discussion forum.

So I found a clip from BangBros of some chick getting facefucked by a bunch of dudes and posted that.

The teacher lost her shit and sent me an email telling me I was disgusting and that there was no way I could pass the course.

Wrote her back and said "Don't give a shit. I dropped your class five minutes after I posted that. Peace."

She tried to have me written up by the school's disciplinary board but she's was a womens studies professor so no one else on the school faculty gave a shit what she thought. I didn't even get so much as a warning letter from the Dean.

By the time I graduated, the entire womens studies department had been axed by the school because of low enrollment, and she was out on her ass with no job.

Bro Life.

I took a womens studies intro course sophomore yea...

2011-03-23T03:25:26.237-04:00

I took a womens studies intro course sophomore year to satisfy one of my bullshit gen-ed requirements.

Week 2, the fatty bull-dyke teaching the class was leading a discussion on women's sports, and I told her straight up that Title IX was bullshit and has done nothing but punish men's sports programs across America. Needless to say she hated my guts after that, but I didn't give a fuck because I'm a Bro and she ain't shit.

So finals roll around, and this grudge-holding uppity bitch thinks the C-minus she gave me in the class (for "not absorbing the material") was actually going to stand. She clearly wasn't aware that the Dean of my school happened to be an old family friend and golfing buddy of my dad.

A round of 18 followed by lunch was all it took to get my grade successfully appealed (ended up with an A-minus) and earn my stupid feminazi professor a formal academic review and department reprimand. The dean even told me during golf - "I can't stand that whiny bitch. I'd fire her in a second if she didn't have tenure".

Bros - 1
Women's Studies - 0

Damn it feels good to be a Bro.

Just finished up a semester of "Psychology of...

2010-12-07T00:15:42.085-05:00

Just finished up a semester of "Psychology of the Simpsons". Such a joke the teacher didn't show up for half of the fucking classes. Second class of the semester we smashed brews and watched the Bears rape the fudgepackers, then proceeded to do nothing but watch Simpsons episodes all semester. Last class today we got to smash more brews and watch South Park.

Public speaking was cake. All bros already know h...

2010-09-17T18:15:39.149-04:00

Public speaking was cake. All bros already know how to speak in public.

Shouldn't there be a sandwich making section i...

2010-09-02T02:06:43.751-04:00

Shouldn't there be a sandwich making section in that class?

Drugs & Society, does it get any easier? The p...

2010-07-20T13:58:40.657-04:00

Drugs & Society, does it get any easier? The prof. is a crackhead and the whole class is an exchange of stories describing how fucked up we got. Bros are the shit.

I am actually in Women's Studies 101, aka the ...

2010-03-11T15:40:36.049-05:00

I am actually in Women's Studies 101, aka the biggest joke class of all time. Firstly I am only in it b/c it fills a requirement for my minor, Sexuality Studies. Yes Sexuality Studies the easiest minor in the history of college. Every lecture of this "class" I sit in the back on fb and reading this glorious website. I was literally reading "Banging In Places Other Than the Bed" when the girl next to me told me we were supposed to discuss the oppression of media on women. And guess what I got on this bullshit Midterm Exam? That's right a 100%. So want an A+? text, eat, and read Broslikethissite in a wmst 101 lecture.
-A Loving Bra

just got a a+ for "participation" in my ...

2010-02-26T17:30:53.744-05:00

just got a a+ for "participation" in my spanish "class" i skipped the past 5 times. oh and my super chill prof gave my essay i turned in a week late a b+. stupid bra. 2 chicks next to me got b- and c+. i bet they attend every class.

Bros are the shit.

Art appreciation...best class ever. What do you do...

2010-02-08T23:52:20.663-05:00

Art appreciation...best class ever. What do you do? Nothing but sit there for an hour and look at pictures of art...fucking epic.

At my college we had this fucking joke class calle...

2010-02-02T20:45:25.724-05:00

At my college we had this fucking joke class called "Images of Women in French Cinema"... aka French Porn. I know what you might be thinking. France is a big nation of bro-haters, and worse that this class sounds like a fucking Women's studies course. Well fuck that. Generations of bros in my fraternity passed on the secrets of this fucking class. The course consisted of watching movies of French sluts going down on each other and getting railed outdoors. The course requirements you ask? Turning in 1 paragraph "papers" to hot ass TAs who were all DTF. All for an easy A. Bros are smart as shit, so might as well take joke courses to expand our horizons and have the chance to slay some international slam-pieces. Bros are the shit.

Biggest blowoff course I have ever taken was Rest ...

2010-02-01T01:07:45.415-05:00

Biggest blowoff course I have ever taken was Rest and Relaxation 101.

Basically taught us how to relax. Our fuckin T.A. was a fellow bro, so once I realized this I knew it was going to be awesome. He didn't want to do anything so we literrally just laid down on the gym mats and slept ALL class. Final was how still you could be. Best part was I began my day at 12:00 with going back to sleep after sleeping in. + he taught us some baller hangover cures. Dunkaroo's are where it is at.

Bros, I have never had a womens study class but la...

2010-01-31T09:38:50.065-05:00

Bros, I have never had a womens study class but last semester my one teacher was the Matriarch of bro hating. Girls would never have to go to that class and got excused absences for the most bullshit excuses. I got sick and went to the hospital one week. I come back to class the next week, show this bro-hater my hospital papers, and she says she would have to call the hospital to varify my stay there.

Bros...took a womens study class with my roommate....

2010-01-29T01:53:20.403-05:00

Bros...took a womens study class with my roommate. Fucked my Life! Bunch of rug munchin dykes who were all competing for Bro-Hater of the year, including the Queen Bro-hating professor!

No reason to bother with organic chemistry when in...

2010-01-28T02:43:58.416-05:00

No reason to bother with organic chemistry when intro to yoga counts for the same amount of credit.

Comatose? What the fuck is that, I drink til I'...

2010-01-28T02:09:51.143-05:00

Comatose? What the fuck is that, I drink til I'm BROmatose! Get fuck up bang slam piece and be a bro.

cinema and the counterculture=hippie movie watchin...

2010-01-27T11:13:17.961-05:00

cinema and the counterculture=hippie movie watching class. first day the teacher put his email inbox on the projector and this is his first email - burn movies between blunts? needless to say showed up blazed everyday and watched the big lebowski...the dude abides

Class: Beer and Wine Appreciation. Enough said.

2010-01-27T10:17:00.361-05:00

Class: Beer and Wine Appreciation.

Enough said.

NYB you are a fucking bro king.

2010-01-27T03:59:11.692-05:00

NYB you are a fucking bro king.

As in response to Field Marshall Brommell. AMEN Su...

2010-01-27T03:23:12.429-05:00

As in response to Field Marshall Brommell. AMEN Suck it hard you fucking WOP 1TAL1ANZareB0$$

italiansareboss 1. you are obviously a hog of a ch...

2010-01-26T21:28:14.066-05:00

italiansareboss
1. you are obviously a hog of a chick because only dumb brahs use 1s and $s in their names in place of letters. I'm actually surprised u don't have Xs somewhere random in between the words.

2. It is impossible to be a bro and ignorant at the same time. So "ignorant misogynist" doesn't even make sense, therefore you obviously must be a dumb woman.

3. Who gives a shit about child birth? They are hopefully providing us with a future bro-heir we could mold into a king. Not our problem they haven't decided to just take some drugs to not feel it.

4. (Yes this number comes after 3) Our past bro-king fathers want us to get trashed. You probably only hate it because when they wake up the next morning next to you they scream and bolt out the door from that whale of a body you have. A guy could press charges for rape next time you sick manatee.

5. Don't ever fucking admit to being a Guido SERIOUSLY. The only time you can say "i'm a guido" is if you decided to make fun of them while you're taking a jaegerbomb.

All in all, "1TAL1ANZareB0$$" suck it.

When you're a bro, all classes are joke classe...

2010-01-26T19:18:53.558-05:00

When you're a bro, all classes are joke classes

italianzareboss: women greater than men?? hahahah...

2010-01-26T17:28:40.692-05:00

italianzareboss:
women greater than men?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you sound like you have a vagina between your legs. bros are the shit

Drinking yourself comatose is the shit. I'd ra...

2010-01-26T15:55:51.891-05:00

Drinking yourself comatose is the shit. I'd rather waste my parents' money on something productive, aka destroying my liver, than some gay shit like enough spray tan to turn the world into a bunch of oompa loompas. But I guess that does make a little sense, considering no Italian is taller than 5'6. Fucking midgets.

Yeah we're playing beer pong, sinking cups and...

2010-01-26T14:39:34.699-05:00

Yeah we're playing beer pong, sinking cups and getting plastered, and then when you're done dancing your slampiece calls me up and I smash. Afterwards she ridicules your ridiculous hair and overpowering cologne. she says i'm BATShit crazy in bed

-Bro out with your Dough out

Bros are ignorant misogynists. They think that it&...

2010-01-26T13:00:25.827-05:00

Bros are ignorant misogynists. They think that it's cool to treat women like objects... well guess what they aren't. Women are capable of many great things and in many ways are better than men. Could a "bro" survive child birth? I don't think so. All you cavemen are doing is wasting your parents money by drinking yourselves comotose in college. Such a waste. Also, as a Guido, I am offended by the last post. Guidos are awesome bros are gay. I mean you guys play BP when all the girls are on the dance floor... that's gay.