tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5632875079931049208..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #178 Not Getting Married YoungNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-76925714964216457732013-04-13T12:40:43.159-04:002013-04-13T12:40:43.159-04:00Babies are the worst STD a bro could get.Babies are the worst STD a bro could get.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87649464836763430452012-08-02T17:55:22.881-04:002012-08-02T17:55:22.881-04:00Hit the nail on the head by pointing out that all ...Hit the nail on the head by pointing out that all bras really want is a wedding. Marriage itself scares the shit out of me, but the prospect of the actual wedding overshadows it. We bras have been conditioned our entire lives to want that Cinderella shit, but that's ALL I want... the commitment is secondary.Michellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77978831474545097112012-07-26T14:00:45.962-04:002012-07-26T14:00:45.962-04:00I'm a bro bur I prefer to wait for marriage an...I'm a bro bur I prefer to wait for marriage and save myself. I am poorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86692193413171797222012-05-18T12:07:12.022-04:002012-05-18T12:07:12.022-04:00HAHA this post is pure Classic! my cousin is getti...HAHA this post is pure Classic! my cousin is getting married next week and he's only 21 NOT BRO at all. What is Bro is that we get to go to a #135 expensive ass resort for a week. I'm one of the few people that drink in my family so I plan on going HAM during the wedding after party and since I'm a groomsmen I'm going to mack on any hot slam piece there that I'm not related to.<br /><br />But back to not getting married young. Durng #118 graduation week my Bors older brother who's 37 came down and visited us in our college fraternity house and went out to the bars with us and some other hot #38 cougars his age. This guy was a fucking bro he was rich as fuck and only talked about how its stupid to get married young and how he bangs hot girls every weekend. He even said if you do want a family eventually you can buy a family in Costa Rice. Obviously he would never do that but it's funny to bring up in an argument with a bro hater.<br /><br />Bros are the shit!<br />Keep speaking the truth NYB!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-38106430074084884062012-05-15T03:25:20.184-04:002012-05-15T03:25:20.184-04:00thats right real bro's dont get married. i ai...thats right real bro's dont get married. i aint gettin fuckn married, well we'll see. im 28 and i got no fuckn desire to get married, u kno why? i love my fuckn money and my freedom. my bro's are all shacked up, "sorry bro i cant, we're scrap booking tonight" HAHAHAAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAH OUT OF THE BRO CLUB ASAP. balls are on a tight leash, ugh, makes me fucking sicktrapORdie604https://www.blogger.com/profile/13623229028693538192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-57123983410338574412011-10-18T18:52:25.959-04:002011-10-18T18:52:25.959-04:00NYB I gotta tell you this post is exactly the proo...NYB I gotta tell you this post is exactly the proof I needed. one of my bros is trying to propose to his chick, and we're seniors in high school. not fuckin chill. <br /><br /><br />btw rajon rando was too fuckin funnyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-893224720930590632011-09-11T20:03:36.252-04:002011-09-11T20:03:36.252-04:00NYB, I have to give credit where credit is due. In...NYB, I have to give credit where credit is due. In one of my sales class, we were discussing event planning. My teacher was describing all kinds of events and weddings came up. He looked at me and said, "Do you plan on getting married anytime soon?" I promptly responded, "Bro, my wife isn't even born yet." Class stopped for about 5 minutes because of the laughter. I stole the line from you and it worked amazingly. Thank you and keep doing what you do best.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-92212919312183571232011-09-08T17:51:04.200-04:002011-09-08T17:51:04.200-04:00The worst are the Bros from the South who get marr...The worst are the Bros from the South who get married to southern girls because; of family pressure, societal pressure, or they think their property(woman) will leave them because they haven't proposed by a certain time. <br />It comes down to this, if you are a male and consider yourself a Bro, but you are engaged or married, you lack the Moral Courage to stand up and believe in yourself. You are not a bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88353837797542825692011-09-08T14:59:32.917-04:002011-09-08T14:59:32.917-04:00I'm with you, NYB - FUCK MARRIAGE.
Another l...I'm with you, NYB - FUCK MARRIAGE. <br /><br />Another lame excuse that ex-bros who have been dragged down the aisle give to justify the end of their single life (which, lets face it, is the end of their life entirely) is "hey, a wedding is just an excuse to have a fucking rager and get wasted." <br /><br />Oh yeah? You know what else is an excuse to get wasted? Every fucking day of the year, that's what. Bros don't need an elaborate ceremony with gay-ass flowers and shit to get fucked up - the fact that it's Thursday afternoon and ESPN Classic is replaying the 1994 Super Bowl is reason enough for us. You, your new wife, and the stack of shitty wedding gifts you received can go fuck off somewhere. I'll be twelve shots and 8 inches deep in some big-tittied rando before the two of you even get to your honeymoon suite. And unlike you, I won't have to talk to her again in the morning.<br /><br />Bro Life.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77144517879005133502011-09-08T13:55:25.206-04:002011-09-08T13:55:25.206-04:00great post! marriage is money you could be spendin...great post! marriage is money you could be spending on beer. also wanted to share something: this is not a moose. this is a broose. <br /><br />http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-55254466486471218252011-09-08T13:51:55.192-04:002011-09-08T13:51:55.192-04:00Why do you think that porn label is "Bang Bro...Why do you think that porn label is "Bang Bro's"??<br />- Cause we do this for lifeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87650314811518882322011-09-08T13:33:26.759-04:002011-09-08T13:33:26.759-04:00NYB, this is just what I needed to read. I'm ...NYB, this is just what I needed to read. I'm in the Army, AND FUCKING EVERYBODY GETS MARRIED YOUNG. Fuck that though, more strange out there for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80185284489792048292011-09-08T12:12:47.993-04:002011-09-08T12:12:47.993-04:00"not yet" and "rajon randos"....."not yet" and "rajon randos"... both instant classicsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74934750719576780042011-09-08T11:27:56.925-04:002011-09-08T11:27:56.925-04:00"our wives haven't been born yet"=GO..."our wives haven't been born yet"=GOLDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-30078226942787844272011-09-08T11:18:10.046-04:002011-09-08T11:18:10.046-04:00Real bros don't need marriage. Marriage means ...Real bros don't need marriage. Marriage means kids and kids mean life ruiner.Brochocinconoreply@blogger.com