tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5818377804221268368..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #195 Hating PoliceNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-14971472689689966452012-04-25T18:47:09.170-04:002012-04-25T18:47:09.170-04:00I grew up in a small rich new England town. Cops w...I grew up in a small rich new England town. Cops were generally pretty nice and if you got caught in high school they just sent you home and sometimes had you write a short letter or something. From my experience in big cities they don't care what you're doing (I walked up to a cop in times square and asked what would happen if my friends and I shotgunned there and he said probably nothing, so we gunned a couple man cans and nothing happened even though cops definitely saw us). Once I came to college at the university of Michigan I got an mip. Year later got another (blew a .25 at a concert) and a disorderly persons. I had to spend 2 grand in state fees and 10 in lawyer fees. I just got my probation violation charges dropped this morning thanks to my lawyer but the cops on campus and ones who bother with dumb shit like public drunkenness fucking suck. I have respect for the good cops but a lot are shit heads. Oh and for those of you saying "I dare you to say that to a cop" I did...probably why I got a disorderly hahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-66392164235042882332012-04-21T01:01:24.696-04:002012-04-21T01:01:24.696-04:00I defy any one of you to go to a cop and say just ...I defy any one of you to go to a cop and say just a sentence of this crap. You would get the taste slapped out of you. Dont forget these cops are the ones making sure your not getting thumped at a 7 - 11. Bash idiots who cause the issues.....not the people there to lock them up. They dont make laws, they enforce.<br /><br /><br /><br />Moted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-27249000874496447712012-03-15T18:21:26.670-04:002012-03-15T18:21:26.670-04:00I'm a cop...and a Bro. So, this article, while...I'm a cop...and a Bro. So, this article, while funny, isn't very acurate. College grad here pal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2769590157096780642012-03-06T17:40:09.767-05:002012-03-06T17:40:09.767-05:00Spent my college years in San Diego, live in NYC n...Spent my college years in San Diego, live in NYC now- big city cops don't bother upstanding honky crackers unless you give them a damn good reason. Which, on occasion, I have.<br /><br />Between big cities and small towns are where the true dick-in-a-doughnut-hole piggies wallow about. Literally and figuratively: highway patrolmen/state troopers and mid-size city cops... all need a thumb >= a knuckle deep in the butt to get off.The Once and Future Bro Kingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62579625666197245032012-03-04T07:34:12.012-05:002012-03-04T07:34:12.012-05:00I agree with this post....but if you are a white, ...I agree with this post....but if you are a white, well dressed male in down town Chicago you can do what ever the fuck you want...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78479300429079106182012-03-02T10:52:32.869-05:002012-03-02T10:52:32.869-05:00>son
>not a cop>son<br />>not a copFagenbronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-68377949311648181942012-03-01T02:44:59.729-05:002012-03-01T02:44:59.729-05:00^Not a cop, but his boyfriend is.^Not a cop, but his boyfriend is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-29482440637261860192012-02-28T21:58:55.775-05:002012-02-28T21:58:55.775-05:00Normally i love the shit you put up here but this ...Normally i love the shit you put up here but this article straight up sucked cock. the "high school dropouts" part is just wrong for many police forces such as the finest (NYPD) require a degree. i'm also doubting you've ever met a cop nor would you have the stones to say this shit to their face when they're off duty. you'd get your ass kicked son.<br />- Not a CopAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56368639834916056402012-02-28T21:43:03.187-05:002012-02-28T21:43:03.187-05:00Officer Slater and Officer Michaels in Superbad we...Officer Slater and Officer Michaels in Superbad were arguably bros<br /><br />Bitch cops are up there with bro-hater feminists as the worst people on this planet. Genocide pleaseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-15724864199146598182012-02-25T16:04:28.830-05:002012-02-25T16:04:28.830-05:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPc8FYA6D8
The br...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPc8FYA6D8<br /><br />The bro that wrote this song was a fucking champ. Fuck the po-poAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-806994495980600482012-02-25T14:45:57.981-05:002012-02-25T14:45:57.981-05:00I don't know what to make of the phrase "...I don't know what to make of the phrase "brolice"??? These word plays almost always work, but this one is paradoxical.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-71714354142396454112012-02-24T19:17:20.328-05:002012-02-24T19:17:20.328-05:00There was actually a pretty chill cop back home in...There was actually a pretty chill cop back home in high school. He'd pick us up walking home from parties, drop us off and let us go without searching or pressing charges. However this post is spot on regarding 99.9% of cops. Fuck the Police!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47421007756235245802012-02-23T18:16:53.285-05:002012-02-23T18:16:53.285-05:00Slipped on ice once in front of a cop in Madison a...Slipped on ice once in front of a cop in Madison and the pig took me to detox. Went back out the next night even harder. Nobody polices the police, and it's fucked up. NYB, keep telling it like it is.Bromander-in-Chiefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62307743450884298662012-02-23T18:10:57.361-05:002012-02-23T18:10:57.361-05:00passed out at a party I threw a few weeks ago, the...passed out at a party I threw a few weeks ago, the cops were outside for awhile but we but didnt do anything until the fucking crime unit rolled in with riot shields and smgs and a helicoptor. They felt so dumb when they realized they were busting up a bunch of rich white college kids instead of drug dealers/terrorists. After ticketing me for "disturbing the peace" they forced me go to the hospital because my BAC was like .30<br />Do they really think I'm going to pay for all this shit? Fuck no, thanks for the free medical treatment...FUCK THE POLICEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-75352471023338672882012-02-23T17:58:31.435-05:002012-02-23T17:58:31.435-05:00I go to South Carolina. Here, gang bangers and tra...I go to South Carolina. Here, gang bangers and transient crack addicts roam the streets of Five Points, regularly causing a fucking ruckus with students. You'd think these fucking brocist cops would be more concerned with, oh I don't know, protecting the students who pay tuition/their fucking miserly salaries, rather than arresting us for having fun. Our fall rush was even postponed. <br />Why, you ask? Because some dudes passed out with their pants around their ankles in the bushes by our student union house? Last time I checked, that was called "having a fucking fun night."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19243797925696208452012-02-23T16:40:01.063-05:002012-02-23T16:40:01.063-05:00Gotta love the reference to The Wire...Bunk and Mc...Gotta love the reference to The Wire...Bunk and McNulty are total bros slaying slam pieces and driving drunk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61742916546280405212012-02-23T13:50:54.710-05:002012-02-23T13:50:54.710-05:00"Not only that, but you get a gun AND a unifo..."Not only that, but you get a gun AND a uniform."<br /><br />NYB, I hope that was taken by one of the most bro movies of all time - The Rock.<br /><br />"Well, earlier today you wanted a gun. Now you're getting a gun AND a wetsuit."Gerald Dempsey BROsey IIInoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-6786888014003770422012-02-23T13:41:25.850-05:002012-02-23T13:41:25.850-05:00Cops don't mean shit when your family knows th...Cops don't mean shit when your family knows the right people.<br /><br />Summer after sophomore year of college, I got arrested for public intox and indecent exposure after a cop caught me fucking a slampiece on the beach while I was 8 beers and a couple lines of brocaine deep. Officer Billy Badass threw me in the drunk tank thinking he was going to teach the rich college boy a lesson. WRONG. Used my phone call to call my dad, who called his hunting buddy, the DA. Walked out of the station 20 minutes later without so much as a ticket on my record, and gave the arresting officer the Shooter McGavin point on my way out.<br /><br /><br />Bros are above the law.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-9657070437315909822012-02-23T12:49:53.100-05:002012-02-23T12:49:53.100-05:00epicepicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-14864022407834597132012-02-23T12:48:55.724-05:002012-02-23T12:48:55.724-05:00Fuckers threw me in jail for speeding on my down t...Fuckers threw me in jail for speeding on my down to JMU. sure, your average pleb shouldn't be doing 102, but bros know how to handle a car.mitt bromneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7843632233149567432012-02-23T12:10:43.664-05:002012-02-23T12:10:43.664-05:00This post couldn't come at a better time, I go...This post couldn't come at a better time, I got arrested this past weekend walking back from a partyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com