Comments on Bros Like This Site: #35 Pregaming

American bro's? pre-gaming? In canda our pre g...

2011-04-01T14:05:15.309-04:00

American bro's? pre-gaming? In canda our pre games are what american bros call a fucking kegger at andy's house on saturday night. I personally invite any of you bro's to come get plastered up here sometime in Canada. We need more of us up here.

2010- the year the pregame became more important t...

2010-05-12T00:23:47.058-04:00

2010- the year the pregame became more important than the game itself. Get fucked up

hahahaha i'm with her ^^^

2010-04-12T17:25:54.599-04:00

hahahaha i'm with her ^^^

yo brosefs, i'm a girl and i fucking love this...

2010-02-24T20:50:52.054-05:00

yo brosefs, i'm a girl and i fucking love this site. keep it up.

BRO's love weed and prescription drugs. The qu...

2010-01-06T15:28:23.389-05:00

BRO's love weed and prescription drugs. The quadrangle is the shit and only for non brosers. Instead of weed, try salvia once or twice and you'll be the Bro King for 10 solid minutes, no matter what. Fuck you anonymous. I'd rather wear an Ed Hardy shirt with a trucker hat than listen to your bullshit. Bro's rule

Neds Younger Brother..... Don't forget how mu...

2009-07-31T16:01:47.482-04:00

Neds Younger Brother.....

Don't forget how much bros love bartending at the pregame.

Any good bro knows to keep an arbitrary collection of cheap liquor lying around so he can make random 50-50 shots to pacify any slampiece that might stumble into his humble abrode before the bars. "Oh, gin, blue gatorade, and margarita mix, this should do the trick." Bros love bartending at the pregame because it kills 4 birds with one stone. Not only is he getting "the hot girl who always plays raquetball at the gym" (or whoever else it might be) drunk, the bartending bro is also scoring bro points by displaying his far superior ability to mix cheap liquor with things that hide the taste of cheap liquor. And of course, by toasting every round (and possibly starting a chant in the process) he is garnering the attention of the whole room. All while getting fucked up. Bros mother fucking LOVE killing four birds with one stone. Even better if it's a Keystone. Also, bonus bropoints can be scored if a bro has new shots other bros and bras haven't heard of(of course the bras haven't heard of the shot, they're dumb as shit). But come up with a shot no bro in the room has heard of, bonus bro points for sure. The crazier the name, the better. "Oh, this? Come on bro! You haven't heard of the the fucking Subatomic Deneuralizer!? They get you so fucked up." An additional bropoints multiplier is available too, simply by yelling the word "Shots!" A bro in top form will attract other bros with whom he can share his "mother fucking PhD in fucking mixology".

Bros fucking love bartending at the pregame.

I remember this one time me and my bros were predr...

2009-07-28T00:37:43.142-04:00

I remember this one time me and my bros were predrinking for some fucked up dance party that started at 8:30 and doors closed at 9:00 or some shit, anyway we started pregaming at around 8pm, thinking we could make it. By the time we left the apartment it was midnight so we just went around the city puking on shit and making girls cry.

dude ned's younger brother can say anything he...

2009-07-22T16:28:30.636-04:00

dude ned's younger brother can say anything he wants and spell it however the fuck he wants lol - NYB = Bro King

obviously ned's younger brother is not a bro. ...

2009-06-30T01:39:17.807-04:00

obviously ned's younger brother is not a bro. simply by spelling out the word 'brother'. fucking douche.

bro haters can read this blog while they listen to...

2009-06-20T03:18:01.979-04:00

bro haters can read this blog while they listen to enya and try to discourage us bros. but as always bros stick together and tear apart bro haters all over the world.

bros are the absolute shit.

My bro mentioned to me that the comments section m...

2009-06-19T16:52:43.832-04:00

My bro mentioned to me that the comments section might be getting better than the website itself. He's right. Bros are the shit.

yea, man vs. man

2009-06-19T16:25:30.306-04:00

yea, man vs. man

no pregame is better than shower beers, thats a fa...

2009-06-19T16:16:36.286-04:00

no pregame is better than shower beers, thats a fact. or naked pong. thats cool too.

Bros are the shit! All you Bro-Haters, keep doig y...

2009-06-19T15:16:17.512-04:00

Bros are the shit! All you Bro-Haters, keep doig your job, it gives us true Bros a reason to keep doing what comes naturally.

Pregames are the shit.. My bro and I had the prega...

2009-06-19T15:09:37.982-04:00

Pregames are the shit.. My bro and I had the pregame apartment where we had like 14 bros slamming 30 packs of busch and handles of Captain Morgans five nights a week... one Tues night, all 14 bros blacked out.. nobody knows what time we left or what time we came home.. all we knew is that slam pigs ended up in our apartment and my bro's shoes were in my bedroom.. my bro went to get his shoes the next day after I kicked out said slam pig and there was the condom I used.. in my bro's shoe!! I know using condoms is against bro code but if you have to use them, best place for a used one is in your bro's shoe!! Bros are the shit!!!

Lousy bro-hater. He's probably a virgin. The ...

2009-06-19T14:35:41.260-04:00

Lousy bro-hater. He's probably a virgin.

The best is when you're "pre-gaming" and you just took down beerbong #12, when some dbag (aka bro-hater) says something stupid like "yo man, you better slow down or you won't it out tonight." as a bro you just give him that look as to say "who's this pussy talkin too?" he instantly knows the look at retreats to loser-sectio of said pregame.

4 hours later he sees u at the bar grinding on some bra and tells u how he can't believe u made it. That's when you tell him that u and bros pregame harder then he parties. Bro-haters are chimps.

what a dumbass, bros dont even wear hollister

2009-06-19T14:17:10.485-04:00

what a dumbass, bros dont even wear hollister

Hey give that bro-hater a break, he has probably h...

2009-06-19T13:38:07.845-04:00

Hey give that bro-hater a break, he has probably had a long day of drinking wine spritzers and watching Jonas Brother DVDs with his girlfriend.

He's probably a hipster douchebag. Go home and...

2009-06-19T12:21:40.667-04:00

He's probably a hipster douchebag. Go home and buy another taliban scarf and tweed vest bro hater.

Ned ease up, "we dont wish death upon nobody&...

2009-06-19T10:23:26.035-04:00

Ned ease up, "we dont wish death upon nobody", even serious bro haters who are too fixated on appletini's and $7 Stella's

seriously - I hope you get Parkinson's and die...

2009-06-19T09:02:00.206-04:00

seriously - I hope you get Parkinson's and die alone

^bro-hater

2009-06-19T04:14:11.533-04:00

^bro-hater

You guys are the biggest tools ever. I feel bad th...

2009-06-18T23:15:02.383-04:00

You guys are the biggest tools ever. I feel bad that you try so hard. This website is embarrassing as shit. Whoever writes this are probably the hollister wearing dbags with pookah shells and a backwards hurley hat. Keep it real....bros. Jesus Christ.

Pregames are even better when you wake up and don&...

2009-06-18T17:28:29.916-04:00

Pregames are even better when you wake up and don't even realize you went to the bar until one of your bros asks you if you hooked up with that slam piece you were grinding on all night

You definitely make a good point - when someone as...

2009-06-18T16:53:11.150-04:00

You definitely make a good point - when someone asks you how long you were at a bar it is acceptable for a bro to say, "Oh, just like four beers." Any true bro will know exactly how long this was.