tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5958045889672369685..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #85 Aggressive DrivingNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-14568241626938830892011-02-27T23:12:38.375-05:002011-02-27T23:12:38.375-05:00On my way to chico state for some quality fuckin p...On my way to chico state for some quality fuckin partyin, i went well over 100 the entire way, because im a fuckin bro and i own that fuckin road. some fuckin pig pulled me over four exits away from chico and gave me a $500 ticket. oh and if your wondering, yes i was fuckin drunk because i was pregaming like a fuckin champ. but naturally i got away with it, i fuckin love bein a bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78986332160617608682011-01-17T19:33:56.576-05:002011-01-17T19:33:56.576-05:00fuckin love it... warning to fellow bros, the four...fuckin love it... warning to fellow bros, the four horsemen of the apocolypse are as follows:<br />-old<br />-french<br />-asian<br />-woman<br /><br />be prepared to pass them and to use your 4X4 as a battering ram when they accidentally signal one way and slowly veer into your passing lane.Ali G as BROrat... Sexytimenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-64501912690639308172010-11-28T05:00:15.506-05:002010-11-28T05:00:15.506-05:00Fucking old guy deserved it, who does he think he ...Fucking old guy deserved it, who does he think he is. He shouldn't have been out on the road with a bro if he didn't want to end up in tears. Like my main bro says, it takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.Matthew Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09587919328609119741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88731445347541226672010-10-12T22:01:53.395-04:002010-10-12T22:01:53.395-04:00list of ultimate bro cars ?list of ultimate bro cars ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91931068886739926112010-05-03T23:24:24.148-04:002010-05-03T23:24:24.148-04:00Bros learned to drive once they could see over the...Bros learned to drive once they could see over the steering wheel so bros never fucking crash even when blacked out. If involved in an accident it some bro hater's fault because bros are fucking perfect. You better fucking believe we can handle a car better than fucking Indy car drivers even when sloshed.<br /><br />Fucking pigs suck except for this one I ran into. So this slam piece is giving me road head while I got my subs blaring to the point my windows are about to blow. While driving she decides to straddle me and ride the train to pound town. Better slow down cause this could be dangerous...Fuck that! My adrenaline and testosterone is raging so get up into the triple digit mph and we pass a cop car.<br /><br />He turns on his lights and pulls me over...she's still on me during all of this. Seeing I was a bro in the middle of business he came up to the window, apologized and said he would let me finish, goes back to his car and waits but tells me to stay put. After like 15 minutes he comes back doesn't ask for my license...simply gives me a high five and asks what type of speakers I got. I got a verbal warning. Why aren't all cops bros?David Allan Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-34097199439994288172010-03-13T16:33:35.703-05:002010-03-13T16:33:35.703-05:00So, this 100% true Bros love aggressive driving. ...So, this 100% true Bros love aggressive driving. As a bro, for my high school graduation present I got a brand new Bimmer to take to school. I got a turbo-ed sedan, because I want to be able to pass porsches on the highway. Now something I enjoy on regular basis is racing rice rocket asian tuners. It's so satisfying to dominate their honda's that they spent all of their time upgrading while I just pounded bras and casually walked into a dealership and used monopoly money/My AMEX.<br />Now speed is one thing but I keep and Suburban in the driveway because aggressive driving continues on non-roads with many more bros/bras in the car. Best Pass job ever, hopped the sidewalk over onto parallel train tracks. blew by everyone and didn't need to stop at any lights because those only applied to the street, right? Had to go back when I heard the air-horn, cause bros don't like being paint on trains.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2122577860289266422010-02-24T20:19:26.815-05:002010-02-24T20:19:26.815-05:00I missed the first day of drivers ed, which starte...I missed the first day of drivers ed, which started on a fucking thursday, thanks to some bro hater trying to confuse everyone. I woke up on time, just didnt know it started on that thursday. While my other bros texted my dead cell phone "where the f are you?" i played need for speed, going over 200 on the highway with the Bugatti Veyon 16.4.<br /><br />Thats what i call a lesson.Brodo Bagginsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44195825342563860132010-02-07T19:09:44.596-05:002010-02-07T19:09:44.596-05:00bitches always sit in back, even if its just a guy...bitches always sit in back, even if its just a guy and a slamp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-65131107074771009832010-02-07T19:08:46.262-05:002010-02-07T19:08:46.262-05:00Of course when my bros and slamps are riding somew...Of course when my bros and slamps are riding somewhere, bros always sit shotgun. This one time, I was driving drunk as fuck with my bro riding shotgun with my hoe-of-the-weekend. She had to get home because her friend was locked out of her house but I dropped him off first, of course. After he left, she asked to get in the front seat, and I declined her offer. She was getting a little emotional and I finally gathered myself and proposed she could sit in the front only if she gave me roadhead. Busted in her mouth going 75 on US 55.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-70307125574523048482010-01-08T21:06:21.205-05:002010-01-08T21:06:21.205-05:00when i was a bro-in-training as a sophomore or jun...when i was a bro-in-training as a sophomore or junior in highschool me and my bros got shwasted in our parents basement off like 6 beers and proceeded to drive to a church parking lot in the middle of a blizzard just to do donuts. bros are the shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77339364652679308612009-12-09T01:03:30.612-05:002009-12-09T01:03:30.612-05:00Yeah,
Driving is the shit.
its my sophomore year i...Yeah,<br />Driving is the shit.<br />its my sophomore year in highschool and no one in my grade drives and if they do there fucking pussys about it.<br />anyways i was in waight trianing with my bro kyle. <br />i was tellin him much this shit sucks cause my mustang GT is in the shop and i had to mob my moms gay ass 540i he tells me dude those things are so easy to drift. i tell him no my stang is the shit to drift. now normaly drifting is a chink thing but i say fuck that. drifting is fun as shit gooks do it as an art bro do it cause it lets everone know that there sick as fuck and its fun.<br />nothings funner that drifing with ur bros and some slampices in the back when ur fucked up. no only does it let you drink and drive with is the shit but slam pices will pretty much rip there shit off and fuck you reverce cowgril wich will get you hella bro points and they can tell there bros.<br />nothings funner then drifting after a fat party.im getting off subject. anyways. <br />driving is the shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-53437303225255316372009-11-16T16:00:03.199-05:002009-11-16T16:00:03.199-05:00Who can bro top this? Last year I pregamed with an...Who can bro top this? Last year I pregamed with an eight ounce glass of vodka--no ice. Drank more vodka on the drive there. Went to the bar with my boy and his bra. The place sucked so I just got twisted as fuck at the bar on the $1m kamikaze shots. After we left we were all so trashed that we were all sleeping on the highway on the ride home. I was going over a 100 when I smashed into the back of a police cruiser sending it off the road into the woods. I totalled my Volvo S60 and it went into the median. I was so shitfaced I tried to start the car to get away but it was dead and smoking. I was so fucked up I thought I hit a parked car on the highway. Needless to say, I got a DUI and never stopped driving and never got caught on my suspension. The next morning after my boy got me out of jail I saw my car and the cruiser that I fucked up. My boy took a pic of me in front of them with a thumbs up then we went out to start drinking on that sunny friday afternoon--->Str8-Fucking-Bro<---Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7700681844711345942009-11-06T06:47:13.268-05:002009-11-06T06:47:13.268-05:00I was driving down the hiway last night after knoc...I was driving down the hiway last night after knockin back a case or two and watchin east bound and down with my bros, and I get in the left lane behind some slanty eyed cunt doing 70 in the 65, so I reved up my truck and rolled up on that bitches ass, I rode on her bumper for like 2 miles until she finally moved the fuck out of my way. when I passed that bitch she shot me a mean look, but I could be wrong, asians got that natural slanty eyed squint, so I flipped her off. Fuck the slut.Tbonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-11983841191777475462009-11-03T16:01:23.708-05:002009-11-03T16:01:23.708-05:00driving american muscle cars is more Bro than any ...driving american muscle cars is more Bro than any foreign cars because it was made in AmeriKa...nothing gets slam pieces wetter than the sound of an american V8 and leaded fuel plus it gives you extra bro points for fucking up the enviroment and pissing off liberals in their JEW-buru wagonsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-90248040336660121192009-11-03T00:34:38.940-05:002009-11-03T00:34:38.940-05:00Fucking right on Bro, i love bein a bro and drivin...Fucking right on Bro, i love bein a bro and driving as fast as i fucking can, and the ticket thing, the cops busted me doin 124, fuckin skanks, i was goin 130 they aint doin me justice, best part was fine was low as shit cause it was a hick ass state with special laws that make bros want to come in to make a better brociety to get the states rep up.Brobinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-18786705245093018302009-11-03T00:08:39.787-05:002009-11-03T00:08:39.787-05:00Bros...my all-time best bro driving story was leav...Bros...my all-time best bro driving story was leaving high school one brotastic day to pick up some slam pieces at the bras school next town over. Some hater in a mustang (not a bro car btw) tried to flex nuts with me in an Audi S4 (ultimate bro car). So, not being able to say no to some hater i jumped on it, and before i know it im passing an unmarked cop at 125 switching lanes. <br />The ticket was $1000 ($500 racing, $400 speeding, $100 lane violations). Since my dad was and still is an uber bro i got out of it by going to aggressive driving class with a bunch of other bros.fucking love bro-drivingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-49660491799111795602009-11-02T21:34:23.425-05:002009-11-02T21:34:23.425-05:00Bros all know that the only real bro car is G-Clas...Bros all know that the only real bro car is G-Class AMG mercedes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5858932241344787712009-11-02T13:52:54.894-05:002009-11-02T13:52:54.894-05:00More fun than aggressive driving is aggressive dri...More fun than aggressive driving is aggressive driving while completely banged up. Getting your BMW up to 133 after you've been ripping shots of Jack all night is a decidedly good time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83326191527112080732009-10-29T11:38:20.181-04:002009-10-29T11:38:20.181-04:00knock knock.
who'sdere?
uh fuckin bro! dat...knock knock. <br /><br />who'sdere? <br /><br />uh fuckin bro! dat'swho! <br /><br />What'sup bros. I love me some fast-ass out o' control drivin. Great post bros!MariBro Kartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-11829195812662894222009-10-29T02:27:08.288-04:002009-10-29T02:27:08.288-04:00One of the coolest bros I know is a CHP. He gives ...One of the coolest bros I know is a CHP. He gives brohaters and bitches so much shit but never tickets a true bro. On the off duty he gets shithoused with us and slays slampieces like it's nobody's business. Once a bitch finds out he's a cop they just about instantly go down on him. The best thing he brings is immunity to the law, and not just the regular invincibrolity; we can do ANYTHING and get away with it. Sometimes instead of calling a taxi he'll call his sqaudmates to come pick our asses up and drive us + slampieces back to the bro pad. Since all his fellow pigs know us, they leave us the fuck alone on the road.Bro-Calnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-8828245941054325282009-10-29T01:06:02.929-04:002009-10-29T01:06:02.929-04:00I was waiting for this topic, a huge bropetition i...I was waiting for this topic, a huge bropetition in my high school was seeing who could make it from home to school with the best time, seeing as how all the bros drove from the same rich suburb to our private school. the record for what would be for bro haters a 25-35 minute drive was 6 mins 53 seconds by a bonafide bro-kingMojojobronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-39612665555065436672009-10-28T21:48:31.829-04:002009-10-28T21:48:31.829-04:00bros check this out. i was youtubin' earlier t...bros check this out. i was youtubin' earlier today and i stumbled upon this clean mash up by an artist named... mash potatBRO. this guy seems legit. leave him some 'bro as fuck' comments. bros are the shit.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxto4vJAsOIfuck bitches get moneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-9745761710039880362009-10-28T16:31:13.769-04:002009-10-28T16:31:13.769-04:00Old people fuckin suck at driving they drive way t...Old people fuckin suck at driving they drive way to slow for my likings.I usually tailgate the shit out of them and make them move.Thou I will say i was my bropa one time who is over 70 and he flipped off and went over a double yellow and cut another old person off in his fuckin brand new lexus tell me thats not bro points for him.Austin Browersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80318966740144326202009-10-28T15:14:15.445-04:002009-10-28T15:14:15.445-04:00correction NYB. True bro's NEVER let bra's...correction NYB. True bro's NEVER let bra's drive. this goes double when said bro is blackout sloshed.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05382454213892410475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60191140873325878762009-10-28T14:11:51.279-04:002009-10-28T14:11:51.279-04:00my alltime driving story was, I went to CO to visi...my alltime driving story was, I went to CO to visit a buddy in Boulder and to bag some rocky mountain slam pieces. We met twin sisters at a bar in Denver, went back to thier place and after pounding vag, I needed some food. having no car but realizing we rode over in whatever-her-name was's brand new 325i, I decided to take the bad little whores car out for an early morning snack, 120 right away on I-25 passing two fucking haters sitting eating doughnuts at a reststop - I turned the tunes up louder and took the next exit still accelerating telling those fat fucks they couldn't catch me. never saw them again, got double cheese and domed when I got back. still thinking they're going to pull her over sometime - she'll probably offer up roadheadmike eruzibronehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09130975080170060762noreply@blogger.com