tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5969320856698464077..comments2011-12-01T07:10:36.178-05:00Ned's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-14453742950561402162011-12-01T03:26:36.989-05:002011-12-01T03:26:36.989-05:00Hey you can totally be a metalhead and a bro. I&#39;m in on of the the hardest partying, most infamous frats around. If you&#39;re a bro in the Greek system, you&#39;ll probably know which one. And I&#39;ve got a reputation as the hardest partying and the only Asian tank at drinking (and only talented in bed Asian) they know. Metalheads are most often much of the same. We like sex, drugs, and metal. We also hate pretty much the exact same people that bros do. Moshing, just pure guys bashing the shit out of each other, is our favourite sport, especially when a I, 5&#39;8&quot;, can beat anyone down in the pit or in a fight. We love to drink like hell. The women are into different things heheheheh... Most guys like UFC. I also like the rave scene because MDMA is the best party drug. And girls that go to raves are high off their ass and super (and not in a nasty slutty wat) hot. I think you can have more of an identity than being solely a bro. You just have to be primarily a bro at heart. Guidos, hipsters, punk kids, goths (they are not metalheads, don&#39;t confuse them), white trash, gangstas, nerds, metros, and anyone whose philosophy is to be a pussy are most likely all exceptions, as they are not groups where mutual membership into brodom is possible, due to their absolute failure at understanding the important things in life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-3537546736065512532011-11-21T18:13:15.229-05:002011-11-21T18:13:15.229-05:00I&#39;m a girl from north jersey, italian and can&#39;t stand guids guy and girl! I don&#39;t go fake tanning so a guy should NEVER have any reason to! I only date BROS. Guys who wear more designer clothes and spend longer to get ready then I do are a huge turnoff. Give me a bro who wears a sports t, shorts and a fitted anyday.lasa5529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74721585177868259912011-09-18T17:41:18.746-04:002011-09-18T17:41:18.746-04:00There are only two types of people in this world; those that have perfect bro bodies and those that crave them sexually. When an imperfect male such the guido first sees a bro, they become BROver awed by the perfect male body that bros have to the point that guidos start sexually craving them. Guidos lift weights and pump steroids hoping to build a male body that they think a bro could possibly like ignoring the fact that bros never like male bodies sexually back. Guidos refuse to accept this fact so they keep tons of gel in their hair that they can quickly run their fingers and stick up their butts hoping to be the first to capture a gay urge out of a bro for just a second. This is how the guido prepares himself to catch! When the reality that bros can never like men sexually finally hits a guido, guidos get BROverwhelmed to the point of desperation and start attention whoring by dying their skin orange for the same reason fat, skanky, ugly bras dye their hair pink or purple.<br /><br /><br />Another type of imperfect male that craves the bro body sexually is the lazy tranny! They go by various names such as hippie, rocker, metal head, grunger, goth, emo, scene, hipster, and many more. The lazy tranny has a little more sense than the guido since they realize that bros are only sexually attracted to the female body. Lazy trannies are under the delusion that wearing their sisters’ tightest jeans and black makeup and black nail polish will make them competitive with bras for the sexual attention of bros. Lazy trannies won’t even make the effort diligent trannies do to make themselves attractive to men such removing all facial and body hair except scalp but partially removing eyebrows to a sexier shape, taking female hormones, getting breast implants, facial and sex change surgery let alone what bras do to try to get the sexual attention of bros. When lazy trannies get rejected by bros, they turn to affirmative action like bullshit arguments as to why it is only fair that bros ass slam them to. When that doesn’t work, they get more bitter than Hillary Clinton and make futile attempts to act worthy by pretending to be too good for bros. Just because half of the lazy trannies look more like a bra than Hillary does doesn’t mean bros want to ass slam them. As far as slamming diligent trannies go, even the most diligent tranny can never look like a bra except on television with lots of porn movie camera tricks so the stupid questions about slamming them are mute.<br /><br /><br />They are several other types of imperfect males that also sexually crave the bro body but I am limiting this post to the two most common types. So my fellow bros, when you see a guido, lazy tranny, or any other type of homosexual/imperfect male on campus or elsewhere, remember one thing, our bodies created this condition in them. This is natural. It is only mental illness when imperfect males expect bros to be sexually attracted back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24399119000009921842011-04-16T14:30:34.293-04:002011-04-16T14:30:34.293-04:00Bro, if there&#39;s anyone of these &quot;Hating...&quot; posts that i actually give a fuck about it&#39;s this one and &quot;Hating Hipsters&quot; since they actually have a direct effect on me. Both groups are fuckin disgusting<br /><br />Understand where you guys are coming from shitting on Bieber and Socialites, and trust me, there are days when i&#39;m pissed off with them too, but that&#39;s sorta annoying as hell in my mind - like society&#39;s made it kinda &#39;hip&#39; to piss all over them.KKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15222337706447673050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-15745300246541614502011-04-07T08:30:13.182-04:002011-04-07T08:30:13.182-04:00As an Italian bro, not a GUIDO, I think I may hate the guido douche lords more than most bros. They disgust me and give me a bad name.Roberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10611639075196902092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-54941205979352571272011-03-03T14:43:56.500-05:002011-03-03T14:43:56.500-05:00&quot;1. fake tanning<br />2. dumb hair styles<br />3. retarted dance moves<br />4. drinking slampiece mixed drinks&quot;<br /><br />This is a brilliant list of non-bro things to do. This post is the truth.<br /><br />Eff guidosBrosef Haydnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-65980283198394969392011-02-03T12:56:18.026-05:002011-02-03T12:56:18.026-05:00Fuck GTL its GDL gym drink lax.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78620941695195264502011-01-21T13:50:33.258-05:002011-01-21T13:50:33.258-05:00GMC BROnoma, I agree with you on a few things there. I&#39;ll start with from the beginning. About &quot;blow&quot; and &quot;bro&quot; being used in the same sentence... that was hilarious! Guess you don&#39;t have to call it a &quot;blowout&quot; i just call it a taper fade when I go get my hair cut. Simple, looks good, chicks love it and I get it from Great Clips. The only thing I have that goes with my workout is Weigh Protein Complex, but those are not steroids so it doesn&#39;t matter. I don&#39;t need to go to the gym to look good. I spent $30 on a pull up bar that works my upper body so damn good. In terms of clothing, I am a damn bargain hunter. I&#39;m not saying I am cheap... Just saying that as a college student, I need to know how to spend my money and look good at the same time. You might not like my next comment but hear me out...<br />You said there are no bros on that show, but I think Pauly D and Vinny are bros. Yeah they might be Guidos but heres why I think they are bros. What makes a bro? Were badass, we attract women, we know how to have fun, we don&#39;t deal with stupid bullshit drama, we don&#39;t have our heads up our asses all the time. We like to have fun and of course we&#39;re cocky sometimes, but we don&#39;t walk around thinkin our shit don&#39;t stink. That&#39;s why I think they could possibly fall under the bro category. They get chicks, don&#39;t give a fuck and have a good time.<br /><br />Thanks for the reply man!!<br /><br />Bro Out.Bro-Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44423530324889911982011-01-20T16:29:40.249-05:002011-01-20T16:29:40.249-05:00Bro-G I have mixed feelings about ur comment. the only time &quot;blow&quot; and &quot;bro&quot; should be used in the same sentence is when some dumb slut tells her friends at the bar &quot;i totally want to blow that bro&quot;... i do have to agree though, bros naturally look good, we lift insane amounts of weight without the juice or the spray on tans and bikinis those fag pro bodybuilders endorse. i cant justify spending $200 on a shirt thats going to end up getting tossed across the bar, left at a broad&#39;s apartment, or puked on. i picked up a plaid shirt for $7 and my bro who has the same style shirt for $60 more thought i paid the same price he did. bros are smart enough to find bargains, or steal the nice clothes. i have a whole rack of DC shit i lifted from Zumies in Syracuse. guidos are fags. iv been to seaside and almost knocked about 6 of them out. but that show is fake as a vegas strippers tits. there are cops everywhere. none of the fights u see on that show are real. of course the pigs would gladly allow us to take charge, they know who pays their fuckin salary, but there are no bros whatsoever on that show so they dont enjoy that kind of freedom in real life.GMC BROnomanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-63931098869829729402011-01-14T19:08:27.894-05:002011-01-14T19:08:27.894-05:00Gotta love bros! I see a lot of hatred in this post and it&#39;s pretty funny actually haha. No, I&#39;m not a guido. I&#39;m not from New Jersey, Staten Island, or anywhere on the East Coast actually. I&#39;m actually currently attending college in Oregon. I agree with EVERYONE when they say it&#39;s not bro to fake &amp; bake, take roids, wear a bunch of designer shit, or spend 30 minutes on their hair.<br /><br />Now on the other hand, I don&#39;t think it&#39;s bad to go out and get a REAL tan. But you can&#39;t go out and lay in your backyard. Go fishing, running, biking... Whatever. Do it naturally. Also, nothing wrong with working out and trying to stay in shape. ALL bros know that chicks like a guy in shape. In terms of clothing, overdressing is fucking retarded. No one cares about your 13 different brands you&#39;re wearing. Do the brands really matter? If you like a certain brand... Wear it, not excessively though. Don&#39;t look like a fucking douche. Bros know how to look good, we do it simplistically. <br /><br />Everyone has a huge problem with the &quot;blowout&quot; haircut, and the fuck ton of gel. Here&#39;s my opinion on it... As mentioned before, bros know how to look good. Personally, I wear gel in my hair, but not a whole bunch of it. A dime sized amount. Do I do it all the time? No. Do I have a blowout? Not really. I can gel the sides, and back of my hair, but it&#39;s not like the super intense shit you see. I keep it classy. <br /><br />The point of my post is that there is a difference between Guido&#39;s and knowing how to maintain yourself.<br /><br />Yeah, I gel my hair and I like to look good. I&#39;m also not closed minded, or a douche. I like rock, rap, country, pop and some jazz. I follow the 4S system. Shit, Shower, Shave, Slam.<br /><br />Hope everyone enjoyed reading this, let me get some responses now!<br /><br />Bro Out.Bro-Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-21981422916570496582011-01-12T01:23:41.290-05:002011-01-12T01:23:41.290-05:00Guidos are the shit, they do everything bros do only way betta/harda, bein a guidos a way of life, GTL is the shit and its the reason im with the girl you wish you could even talk toAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83221582560445987752011-01-06T15:40:36.003-05:002011-01-06T15:40:36.003-05:00The only thing worse than a guido is a wannabe guido. I met this faggot wannabe guido in the bar who threatened to kill me if i ever did my girl at the time wrong. I told him to go back to where he came from and reminded him that he was in my town. I live in Georgia and we dont fuck around here. We hate guido assholes who come down here and constantly bitch about the south and talk about how great the north is. If it is so good the go the fuck back! I found out a few weeks later that he is from Tennessee and probably takes it up the ass better than ru paul. Fuck guidos. I really hate that mother fucker. Also, i found this site today and i love it. Keep up the good work.Anthonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74693593489088807072010-11-26T13:25:03.062-05:002010-11-26T13:25:03.062-05:00Now dont get me wrong, guidos are annoying as shit but i have no problem with the great job mtv/jersey shore has done with the slutification of americaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-73908102472589043752010-11-09T20:10:57.766-05:002010-11-09T20:10:57.766-05:00I agree with you 100%. however jersey is not filled with guidos. most of them are from staten island and parts of new york. please do not associate jersey with &quot;those&quot; people. otherwise this article is great. keep up the good workJersey Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7384365878917883742010-09-07T22:24:30.571-04:002010-09-07T22:24:30.571-04:00I like to see how my fellow bromans react to the cashed out hits that are guidos. Who in their right mind actually likes living with their mother&#39;s and having them cut the food for them? I could never take a slam piece over to my mom&#39;s house, cuz a real bro fucks em too hard for mom not to notice.Brotimus Gordonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-57716261480214018572010-09-02T10:54:19.365-04:002010-09-02T10:54:19.365-04:00i completely agree with you FDB, New York guidos fucking ruin nj beachesafbro samurainoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-66298412851348111102010-08-26T05:01:35.051-04:002010-08-26T05:01:35.051-04:00Guidos are the funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen and too all you &#39;bros&#39; that ask &#39;can a bro do this or that&#39; thn ur not a bro...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91406801799506328782010-08-03T18:04:19.432-04:002010-08-03T18:04:19.432-04:00i dont think there is anyone i hate more than fucking guidos. it makes certain cities (new york) almost intolerable because of fucking long island. that place is guid fucking central.terrell BROwenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03549038327739983971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-27735267571737206352010-07-18T16:39:20.375-04:002010-07-18T16:39:20.375-04:00fuck guidos. im a grown bro, born and raised on the jersey shore as a bro and seen all these faggots &#39;rage&#39; all around me. these faggots slum the beaches all around my town.Franklin Delabro Brooseveltnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19481065614472919282010-07-11T22:26:12.534-04:002010-07-11T22:26:12.534-04:00Bros hate guidos because they are rival groups who have so much in common. All of the things that bros like, especially #9 Talking About Lifting, #14 Talking About How Important (Mafia) their family is, #31 One Night Stands, #61 Vegas, #69 Fake Tits, #85 Aggressive Driving, #90 Wasting Money, #109 Being Good Looking (mirror pics??), and as always #114 Rioting and #121 Fighting.<br /><br />Bros and guidos have more in common than people realize.DanilBRO Gallinarinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-37641932046608406752010-05-24T14:20:52.089-04:002010-05-24T14:20:52.089-04:00Guindians are the worse they think they are italian when they are clearly indiansBrotatonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-58812248440868183572010-05-07T01:08:46.336-04:002010-05-07T01:08:46.336-04:00Guidos are a fucking cancer to the entire bro-nation, the fact that people get them confused with real bros has hampered the advancement of the bro-nation for too long. im from florida and when im not raw doggin slam pieces or rippin sweet corner shots on the field me and the bros are slamin down brews and hating on guidos<br /><br />Get rid of the guidos and stop sending them down here to usLaxBronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-13051675716224273612010-05-02T18:58:03.101-04:002010-05-02T18:58:03.101-04:00guidos are wastes of space, oxygen, hairgel and electricity for their fake tans. no self respecting bro would ever climb into a tanning bed or be spray painted orange.<br /><br />and blink 182 is awesome. &quot;it would be nice to have a blow job, it would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-49902049792358112292010-04-14T22:39:35.804-04:002010-04-14T22:39:35.804-04:00Guidos are fake ass bros who think that fist pumping, hair gel, and fag drinks are the coolest thing since Brosef Stalin.<br /><br />Additionally, and guido who uses steroids and wears fag muscle shirts with their spray on tans is a bro poser.<br /><br />DOFFs &gt; Guidos<br /><br />If any bros have any guido wannabes in their group of bros needs an intervention as soon as bro possible (ASABP)Pablo Brocassohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991856182773000213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-70597905812865406322010-03-25T18:40:27.853-04:002010-03-25T18:40:27.853-04:00This is why I love Canada, they&#39;re practically non existant over here!<br />At least where I live...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com