tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post6183629180859079578..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #54 HootersNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-8832883676546672842013-08-13T23:51:50.808-04:002013-08-13T23:51:50.808-04:00I'm not a "bro" but I find it amusin...I'm not a "bro" but I find it amusing to go to Hooters because the waitresses hate seeing females in there for some reason. I'm a female by the way. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-3313210180275198612012-07-23T20:11:40.521-04:002012-07-23T20:11:40.521-04:00NYB this post is spot on. All girls that work at H...NYB this post is spot on. All girls that work at Hooters really are whores. I've banged 2 Hooters waitresses at the one near my college campus. These girls make me laugh because they get so much attention at all these college parties and on campus but it still isn't enough and they need to work at Hooters to bring up their self esteem.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-46940527855764303332010-11-12T22:31:51.710-05:002010-11-12T22:31:51.710-05:00As a former Hooters slampiece, it really made my d...As a former Hooters slampiece, it really made my day to see you point out that there is always at least one Orca waitress per Hooters. With rolls of fat trailer skin protruding over their orange shorts, how are you supposed to keep your wings down? <br /><br />NYB if you came to my Hooters, I'd clear out all the beached whale waitresses before you came, because no bro deserves that.hooters branoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-66227049113224010252010-09-01T01:27:53.549-04:002010-09-01T01:27:53.549-04:00NYB - you are god among bros. These topics are all...NYB - you are god among bros. These topics are all spot-on.<br /><br /><br />Me and my bros had all just returned home for the summer after our first year at brollege. We decided a little bro reunion was in order, so of course we go to the fuckin' Hooters in Glendale. Grabbed a choice table by the plasma screen and wait for our slamwaitress to arrive to take our order.<br /><br />And who should be the girl serving our our table? Why, it's Susan, the slampiece I lost my v-card to in high school! <br /><br />(She had stopped talking to me the day after we boned for the third time - she was pissed because I left a used condom on the floor of her room which her dad found. He grounded her for like a month and she had to miss Prom. Bonus: she had already paid the school the $150 for our bid, I never reimbursed her the money, and I ended up going to the dance with another slampiece who gave me a beej in the parking lot. Bros don't give a fuck.)<br /><br />I could see the disgust in her eyes once she realized she had to serve us, but she couldn't do shit about it because it was the middle of a weekday and she was the only waitress on shift. We made sure to be extra loud and obnoxious during our meal.<br /><br /><br />Plate of buffalo wings = $12<br />Being a Bro and having your first slampiece end up waiting your table at Hooters = PricelessThe Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-29803096761917413072010-08-16T11:20:49.691-04:002010-08-16T11:20:49.691-04:00you can hate on a hooters girl all you want but th...you can hate on a hooters girl all you want but they just serve you idiots food and wear the outfits as a job requirement. they pay bills and most of them are just using the fat pockets of small brained bros like you to pay their way through school, which is better than running over to mommy and daddy for some cash to hit up the strip club with. just because it's fun to pretend they go home with you when their shift is over, doesn't mean it happenes, especially when you are a broke, arrogent bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-18379948258633771282010-07-15T12:34:03.807-04:002010-07-15T12:34:03.807-04:00Even as a young bro I was forced to ask the hostes...Even as a young bro I was forced to ask the hostess why I was sat in the small titty section. I would be moved to the big titty section or take my business elsewhere. Dominating a Hotters hostess was a milestone at sixteen.gallaghernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-32995768928710342742010-04-24T00:34:15.433-04:002010-04-24T00:34:15.433-04:00Hooters is the shit. One time, I got a really shor...Hooters is the shit. One time, I got a really short waitress, like 5 feet dead with her heels. Obviously my bros and I gave her shit for being so short, and she was clearly pissed by the time she brought our check around. When she came back for my signature on the check (my father pays for my credit card), I said, "I can give you a few more inches when you get off work." I was half joking, and got fives and knuckles from my bros, but she wrote her number on the back of the take home receipt. Naturally, I slayed that slut the next night. Bros are fucking awesome.<br /><br />Also, USC represent.Brojansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-48167260318623537932010-01-08T00:52:14.067-05:002010-01-08T00:52:14.067-05:00Hooters wings suck.....Buffalo Wild Wings now that...Hooters wings suck.....Buffalo Wild Wings now that is the way a bro restaurant should beBROmar Vizquelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5188509031882970792009-12-16T23:05:11.579-05:002009-12-16T23:05:11.579-05:00I fucking love hooter's! As a Bro from Mizzou ...I fucking love hooter's! As a Bro from Mizzou I know that fuckin hooter's is the shit. So is fuckin Show'me's till they fuckin closed. Posers. Word to the iddy bitty titty bras.... dont fuckin apply to hooter's i pay to see tits not bee stings!!!! NYB=Inspiration to all Bros at Mizzou.BIG JEEZYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74336962798578560722009-12-03T14:57:01.126-05:002009-12-03T14:57:01.126-05:00One time me and my bros got a pregnant waitress to...One time me and my bros got a pregnant waitress too...fucking sick. What was that slut thinking getting pregnant?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88550000305815231722009-10-05T16:11:59.566-04:002009-10-05T16:11:59.566-04:00lotta bro-love out here in BroMass amherst... no b...lotta bro-love out here in BroMass amherst... no bromoafBRO manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10352430787387886056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52721660140893924162009-09-17T00:25:58.059-04:002009-09-17T00:25:58.059-04:00Haha this shits so true, and BilBRObaggins you got...Haha this shits so true, and BilBRObaggins you got that right about big tittied asians, its so fun just to tell those bitches there fat and ugly and ask for a new waitress. love itPurdueBroSnuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07720709480203905037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60995590156586241152009-08-23T15:19:20.744-04:002009-08-23T15:19:20.744-04:00my first asian slam piece was a hooters girl...in ...my first asian slam piece was a hooters girl...in DC too. asians with big tits are the best.bilBRObagginsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83575530580794676622009-07-31T15:07:52.085-04:002009-07-31T15:07:52.085-04:00Hooters in Miami was the best I've been to bec...Hooters in Miami was the best I've been to because me and my orange-bowl trippin Hokie Bros ran up an about $300 tab and didnt get carded for the mass amounts of alcohol consumed...join Brodeo group on facebookBrodeohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14674485707950595109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-29017475481336955902009-07-31T09:25:19.403-04:002009-07-31T09:25:19.403-04:00Both you fucking morons calling out "sixteent...Both you fucking morons calling out "sixteenth chapel guy" are morons. If you are going to hate on the guy's post, at least get your fucking word order and spelling correct.<br /><br />NYB, you are the man.<br /><br />"Sixteenth Chapel Guy", not so much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45943624640506876812009-07-29T08:03:10.971-04:002009-07-29T08:03:10.971-04:00hahah....sixtenth chapel"....moronhahah....sixtenth chapel"....moronAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-56670936487167015802009-07-28T20:33:34.316-04:002009-07-28T20:33:34.316-04:00LOL this was funny.
"The first (three) days...LOL this was funny.<br /><br /><br />"The first (three) days were fucking money - we got smoking hot chicks (BOTH) days, but then the fourth day happendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41354107594947655972009-07-28T17:03:05.526-04:002009-07-28T17:03:05.526-04:00The "Sixteenth Chapel" inbred is in here...The "Sixteenth Chapel" inbred is in here again making bros like look idiots. Stop posting you three toed piece of shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-69677923394724586822009-07-28T16:53:32.306-04:002009-07-28T16:53:32.306-04:00OMG BROS FUCKING SUCKOMG BROS FUCKING SUCKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-31170064933413252252009-07-28T11:18:38.187-04:002009-07-28T11:18:38.187-04:00i love face-fucking hooters bitches. being a fuck...i love face-fucking hooters bitches. being a fucking bro in america is the shit.Bronan the Brobariannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-666724933305142402009-07-28T07:37:42.632-04:002009-07-28T07:37:42.632-04:00the naughty comment is unacceptable NYB. so if you...the naughty comment is unacceptable NYB. so if you occasional use of "obvs." bros do not use these words. ever.<br /><br />also, bros fucking love America.broba chamberlainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-49445979937120771302009-07-28T00:02:27.279-04:002009-07-28T00:02:27.279-04:00Miami Hooters, downtown- TWO different pregnant se...Miami Hooters, downtown- TWO different pregnant servers. WTF? Had to get up twice. I want your tits brushing my shoulder when you drop of my wings, not a sharp kick from your belly, bitch.Maxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-20826360531714207972009-07-27T23:40:39.434-04:002009-07-27T23:40:39.434-04:00back to the original topic. In honor of today'...back to the original topic. In honor of today's post, me and my bros went to Hooters. Our waitress was pretty hot (huge tits, tight ass), we still screamed for a new waitress. Why? Because we are bros, and shes a bra. Plus she had a fucking ring on her finger. Sure her husband is proud that his wife works at Hooters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-35031478970395834632009-07-27T21:13:21.372-04:002009-07-27T21:13:21.372-04:00I agree with Gregg...but a fucking dragon in the s...I agree with Gregg...but a fucking dragon in the sistine chapel would be moneyNed's Youngest Brothernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60102024820526978612009-07-27T19:36:17.954-04:002009-07-27T19:36:17.954-04:00"(honestly, if the cop didn't want to get..."(honestly, if the cop didn't want to get spanked he shouldn't have been acting so naughty)"<br /><br />Um what the fuck is this faggot shit? You're spanking naughty male police officers?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com