Comments on Bros Like This Site: #95 Models

To the anonymous above, fucking fat whales die of ...

2010-04-20T00:14:56.524-04:00

To the anonymous above, fucking fat whales die of fucking heart attacks by age 23. That supermodel died from choking on a bros cock but fatties tried to blame it eating disorders. Never let the last comment come from a bro hater.

oh yeah, except for that one time that a super mod...

2010-02-12T00:34:45.908-05:00

oh yeah, except for that one time that a super model died from anorexia. guess that one kinda cramped your style too much to acknowledge.

I don't know what makes me angrier- rick reilly's ...

2009-12-31T01:20:23.823-05:00

I don't know what makes me angrier- rick reilly's articles/existence or plus-sized models

Your right... Tiger is for sure the bro king!

2009-12-16T10:00:55.564-05:00

Your right... Tiger is for sure the bro king!

Check out these bros http://www.youtube.com/watch...

2009-12-15T10:08:27.235-05:00

Check out these bros

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnivIYNCqNI

ya totally bro

2009-12-14T01:55:35.065-05:00

ya totally bro

Tiger Woods is so bro that one model wasn't good e...

2009-12-14T00:26:57.899-05:00

Tiger Woods is so bro that one model wasn't good enough for him, he had to bang 7 (that we know about) more slam pieces. Bro points for Tiger, possibly bro king.

well said broseph montana...i love when a dumb sla...

2009-12-11T19:38:12.864-05:00

well said broseph montana...i love when a dumb slampiece says that models give them low self-esteem...bitch its called self-esteem! Kat Williams said it best...how they gonna f@ck up how you feel about you simple bitch...

My bro and I invented the perfect diet for slampie...

2009-12-11T16:28:54.461-05:00

My bro and I invented the perfect diet for slampieces years ago. We appropriately named it: The Stop Fucking Eating Diet. When strictly adhered to, it has a 100% success rate. Which shouldn't surprise anyone because it was invented by two bros, and besides obviously being the shit; bros are the smartest people in the world.

ahhh yesss...finally somebody realizes the fucking...

2009-12-09T21:43:52.810-05:00

ahhh yesss...finally somebody realizes the fucking logical flaw behind that whole unobtainable body image argument. i mean seriously, i've fucked some models and some of them didn't even need to work out to look the way they did.

I too won't even look at a slam piece unless she w...

2009-12-09T20:33:05.802-05:00

I too won't even look at a slam piece unless she weighs 1/4 of my weight. These fat girls need to realize that they have only two choices in their lives. Make them selves throw up, or die alone. If you don't have indentations on your lower back or when your legs are spread. Gtfo and get a broflex. For Christ sake that "grandma" shamed your generation in a 15 second commercial.

skinny bitches are clutch. this one featherweight...

2009-12-09T19:36:50.608-05:00

skinny bitches are clutch. this one featherweight hoe i was putting it to back in the day couldn't have weighed more than 95lbs and she was 22. she would get drunk off her ass on one beer and be ready to dome me up before 9 pm. then for an encore, she would go and make herself throw up my bro sperm because she didn't want the extra calories in her system. some quality dome and a good laugh had by all of my bros on the hall as we saw her head to the bathroom to stick her finger down the throat afterwards. it was great. the best part was it was only 9pm by the time this all wrapped up which meant i had plenty of time left to find another slampiece to bring home later that night. pac daddy out.

Let's not forget about another bro king- the TBB f...

2009-12-09T13:43:55.549-05:00

Let's not forget about another bro king- the TBB from Unforgivable.

Unrelated to the article: 2 newly discovered Bros....

2009-12-09T13:00:12.853-05:00

Unrelated to the article: 2 newly discovered Bros.

1st, Brendan Witt for bitching an SUV:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Brendan-Witt-now-undefeated-vs-SUV-s;_ylt=An_gE0bfTijmAoaD9yfxABo5nYcB?urn=nhl,207442

2nd, this unnamed bro, for taming an horse and eagle simultaneously and hunting with them instead of guns:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//091206/ids_photos_ts/r3387387314.jpg/

You have to hate fatties. Thank God we have model...

2009-12-09T10:28:03.683-05:00

You have to hate fatties. Thank God we have models to encourage them to do one of two things (or sometimes both)--lose weight or die.

Brian Flanagan obviously doesnt understand how sin...

2009-12-09T08:49:54.922-05:00

Brian Flanagan obviously doesnt understand how since tiger is a bro he is also one of the smartest people in the world. dudes just trying to keep his sponsers and make the slam pieces feel like he is actually sorry so once he dumps his wife who is obviously too old he can go rail the next 22 year old Victoria secret model.

Tiger's Bro King Status is just on a completely different level.

I know there is a lot of talk on this site about n...

2009-12-09T01:53:17.056-05:00

I know there is a lot of talk on this site about not giving back to the bro hater that is society. But when I read a post like this I can't help but be proud that there are bros out there trying to help society for the better.

Keep up the good work! Bro's are the shit and maybe, just maybe, with your help, society will be as well!

FB29, you forgot to mention your theory. That is r...

2009-12-09T00:13:56.473-05:00

FB29, you forgot to mention your theory. That is really just an observation.

Tiger Woods is not a bro. Bros don't apologize to their families for banging other chicks. He ruined himself with that news conference.

I have hooked up with two runway models and I have...

2009-12-08T22:51:49.895-05:00

I have hooked up with two runway models and I have a theory about them. One was white and a former model (aka she was no longer rail thin but still smoking hot) and one was Korean and pretty much barely spoke English and was just in town for fashion week in NY.

In both cases, they had really firm breasts. Not just perky, but firm. Not muscle, and not fat, some new kind of model breast substance.

Has anyone else had this experience?

I'll admit I was getting pissed this past week, no...

2009-12-08T21:07:14.241-05:00

I'll admit I was getting pissed this past week, no posts...but there you fucking go again NYB..." It’s so fucking simple, just look like a model and you can even get some of the biggest bros of all time (e.g. Tiger Woods, OJ Simpson) to settle down in a committed relationship."

Models still mystify the world with their hotness ...

2009-12-08T19:50:08.780-05:00

Models still mystify the world with their hotness and magical ability to survive only on celery, vodka and semen. If they aren't God's gift to bros everywhere, I don't know what is.

Models were created by bros, for fucking bros. Som...

2009-12-08T18:45:35.709-05:00

Models were created by bros, for fucking bros. Some innovative brofessional brolete was bangin some amazing slam piece and thought I need to set the bar for all other bras out there, and also show the minimum bro standard. So he snapped some pics and immediately modeling was born. I will chug the rest of my diesel for that man. Models are the shit.

I go to LMU and they try and have talks about heal...

2009-12-08T18:36:35.532-05:00

I go to LMU and they try and have talks about health here and how eating disorders are bad, those fucking bro haters are trying to fatten up all the girls, and ridicule all the hot ones (those who aren't beached whales). I'm trying to get all the bros here to spray paint fat chicks have no feelings on the wall, that'll make them cry and start losing weight and then turn into attractive slam pieces, the plan is flawless.

Bros rule

Tiger Woods is a bro and is probably slamming mode...

2009-12-08T18:31:14.596-05:00

Tiger Woods is a bro and is probably slamming models on top of the 9 broads hes slamming on top of his slam piece wife. Bros fucking rule and Tiger is an offical BRO. I FUCKING LOVE BEING A BRO.

Great thing about Indiana University is that they ...

2009-12-08T16:48:44.670-05:00

Great thing about Indiana University is that they showed the Victoria's Secret show in the Union theatre. This gives sluts a chance to talk to and help each other about how to look like fucking models. Do you know what Victoria's true Secret is? DON'T GET FAT, BITCHES.