Comments on Bros Like This Site: #117 Having A Bitch

Nah, this one is lame. The majority are bro-savvy...

2010-11-12T19:09:27.661-05:00

Nah, this one is lame. The majority are bro-savvy, but no bro should think he can step on feet. Thats fucking bullshit. If your a bro, good shit; you know it, and you don't flaunt it because you respect the prospect of being a bro itself. Having a bitch, unless its a pledge, makes you either a chick or some Napoleonic piece of garbage.

It's always entertaining when a slampig like T...

2010-08-31T17:16:22.941-04:00

It's always entertaining when a slampig like TheFeminist trolls this site with a bro-hating comment.

This chick is just bitter because she's never been within a hundred miles of poundtown. She's probably so busted that the most action she got in college was a two-pump session with some shoeless hippie bro-hater in her dorm room. And he was only using her as a slumpbuster because even those hipster fags have standards. Thousand bucks says she decided to become a fem-pig after being laughed out of every sorority house during rush week, and even the fugly bull-dykes in her women's studies class considered her the DUFF of the group, which is like being the dumbest kid in special ed class.

Even more amusing is that TheFeminist thinks that bro-hood ends after graduation. Bitch, please. College is merely the BEGINNING of bro-life. After we graduated, our dads hooked us up with sweet-ass, high-paying, do-nothing corporate jobs with fancy sounding titles that attract slampieces like a fucking magnet. We still get fucked up and slay gash daily, and even the fallen bros who snagged a trophy wife are getting side-piece action with their hot secretaries, raw-dogging her ass on the desk in their corner office during their two-hour lunch break.

Go back to your Tori Amos concert, fatty. Or better yet, get your ass into the kitchen of my bro-pad and make me a sammich. Banging slampieces and getting shithoused makes a bro hungry. And my beer better be fucking cold, too.

Bros fucking rule.

NYB - What's even more ideal than having a bro...

2010-08-30T19:03:20.591-04:00

NYB - What's even more ideal than having a bro-bitch is having a bra-bitch.

There is nothing more convenient to a bro-crew than adopting the DUFF of your slampiece stable and making her the beer bitch. The possibility of getting some bro-pole is usually enough to keep this clingy ho on call for all your delivery needs. Not that she's ever going to get any from you and your bros, but a monthly backhanded complement is usually enough to keep stringing her along since it's more male attention than she'd otherwise get in a year.

We had a beer bitch like this when I was in college. She was the DUFF of the sorority next door and we always made her pick up beer and food for our parties. Her sorority sisters (most of whom were part of our regular slampiece stable) didn't give a shit because they didn't respect her anyway and used her for the same reason we did. She was always more than willing to make beer/pizza/fastfood runs while me and my bros stayed at the bro-pad crushing cases of natty and banging all her slampiece friends. She also always fronted the money because me and my bros "spent all our cash that day on the keg deposit". Not that we had any intention of paying this delivery pig back anyway - she should have known that the actuary table clearly showed a 100% chance of default on the hundreds of dollars in debt our house owed her by the end of the year. Fuck that bitch - if she wants to get paid she can ask Obama for a TARP bailout. All bros are entitled to instant debt forgiveness. Bro life.

bros don't join frats. frats are for pussies w...

2010-05-31T21:49:07.657-04:00

bros don't join frats.
frats are for pussies with no friends who like paddles up the ass.

hail the land of the free and the home of the bro

Get the fuck back to the kitchen you hipster. No o...

2010-05-18T15:46:54.042-04:00

Get the fuck back to the kitchen you hipster. No one asked for your commi opinion you worthless sloot. We all know TheFeminist was just the Dumb Ugly Fat Friend of the group. Go eat another donut bitch. Bros are the shit.

You're basically talking about pledges, yeah? ...

2010-05-17T11:52:19.509-04:00

You're basically talking about pledges, yeah?
I fucking love having pledges to do shit. But I also hate pledges for being pieces of shit.
The only pledge who isn't a piece of shit is your little b; he's just a pledge poop. Not as bad as those other fucking pledges.

Wow. I don't even know where to begin with th...

2010-05-16T12:22:53.872-04:00

Wow. I don't even know where to begin with the site.

Maybe now as you graduate you will find out that life is more than beer and sleeping with women who don't understand how special it is to be a woman.

I can't wait till all you bro's are washin...

2010-05-16T01:22:48.104-04:00

I can't wait till all you bro's are washing my cars, doing my taxes, taking away my trash, and whatever other menial tasks I throw your way so you can pay child support to all your "slam piece"s.

Drink up chumps.

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!

2010-05-13T01:44:53.471-04:00

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!

"What the fuck are you talking about. People ...

2010-05-12T12:33:20.339-04:00

"What the fuck are you talking about. People equated pledges with bitches (fuck yeah they are), so naturally you assume they are white trash cc paupers. Your deduction skills are very good.

ihsv"

Spoken like a true community college all-star. Do you find it easier to pull community college girls (see: fat chicks) when you wear your white wife beater with red Yankees hat or your black wife beater with your Corona straw hat. Or does it not matter as long as you have a bag full of cheeseburgers. Being an electrician isn't easy, get back to studying. I'd hate for you to end up as the dude who waves traffic through at construction sites.

This site is fucking retarded. Fuck all of you arr...

2010-05-11T22:52:11.649-04:00

This site is fucking retarded. Fuck all of you arrogant pricks.

Bitches are fuckin losers. If you are whining abou...

2010-05-11T16:36:43.274-04:00

Bitches are fuckin losers. If you are whining about bitches being your bros shut the fuck up. Every bro knows whos gonna be a bro and who isn't but they still let one or two pledge in that will never make it to be their bitches. Four months later they blindfold them and dump them at fred and willy's incest barn right before initiation. Bros love to hate on bitches!

Peace bitches

p.s. get me a case while you're out getting me waffle house bitch tits. Wait make that two....and a handle of Jack too fucker

This sounds like a friday night at my place... bit...

2010-05-10T02:52:44.821-04:00

This sounds like a friday night at my place... bitches

hahaha very true about the community colleges and ...

2010-05-10T00:19:58.868-04:00

hahaha very true about the community colleges and more importantly The Citadel. I go to the College of Charleston and see Citadel douche bags all the time. Just because they treat the "knobs" like shit doesn't mean they're a fraternity. The Citadel kids also try to pick up on our slam pieces and fail miserably. They take home the dogs that aren't worthy of bro standards.

great fucking post NYB, next post should be about ...

2010-05-09T02:21:59.239-04:00

great fucking post NYB, next post should be about songs bros listen to when we're straight hammer fucked.

We call him "tits" Obviously he payed fo...

2010-05-08T22:34:29.864-04:00

We call him "tits"
Obviously he payed for a million fucking car bombs on st pattys for me and my bros, and never shows his face with less than two cases

Anonymous ranting about community colleges: What ...

2010-05-08T00:47:32.995-04:00

Anonymous ranting about community colleges:

What the fuck are you talking about. People equated pledges with bitches (fuck yeah they are), so naturally you assume they are white trash cc paupers. Your deduction skills are very good.

ihsv

Im wondering what NYB's Bitch is saying after ...

2010-05-07T14:48:09.159-04:00

Im wondering what NYB's Bitch is saying after reading this... you know the fucker reads bros too...

What a sucker.

Based on the content of posts here (pledge = bitch...

2010-05-07T12:35:47.005-04:00

Based on the content of posts here (pledge = bitch), I think it's fair to say there are a lot of community college wannabe bros here. Either that or they go to VMI or The Citadel. Listen dudes, just because you live in the apartment complex that caters to the local real college in your town, you still are not a bro. In fact, you are probably a townie. Because community college is designed solely for the poor and dumb, you are further disqualified from being a bro. 15 dudes in wife-beaters, red Yankees hats, jean shorts, listening to Linkin Park is not a fraternity. Going to the prom is not the same as a sorority formal. Hate to burst bubbles, but it needed to be done.

Completely off topic, but when one spots a Bro Kin...

2010-05-07T10:05:06.278-04:00

Completely off topic, but when one spots a Bro King such as the one you are about to read about, it deserves to be broadcast.

All hail Craig Harrison, a sniper for the British army, which, while weak compared to the US of A's army, is still legit. Harrison just set the world distance record for sniper killings, downing two camel jockeys from a mile and a half away. The report says he used a gun, but he probably just whipped out his massive stones while packing a fat lip.

Making the story all the more legit is the fact that during a previous six-month tour, he survived a bullet that went through his helmet and a roadside bomb that broke both of his arms. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270414/British-sniper-sets-new-sharpshooting-record-1-54-mile-double-Taliban-kill.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Nothing like being at a party and screaming I NEED...

2010-05-07T02:36:34.722-04:00

Nothing like being at a party and screaming I NEED A PLEDGE at the top of your lungs. Then when the pledge comes running up yell again as loudly as possible GIVE ME A FUCKING CIGARETTE. This works best if youre a big, intimidating guy. AKA perfect bro.

I'm good at playing hockey.

2010-05-06T21:58:10.014-04:00

I'm good at playing hockey.

Solid post. I don't know why there's even ...

2010-05-06T20:13:31.319-04:00

Solid post. I don't know why there's even a debate about this, it's pretty well accepted that pledges have to suffer and learn to become your bros, and so they're by default bitches. They are the scum of the earth until you initiate them, making them equal to you.

Big tits starboard. Haha love the Dewey beach shou...

2010-05-06T17:37:19.104-04:00

Big tits starboard. Haha love the Dewey beach shout out.

awesome post fucking hilarious next post should b...

2010-05-06T14:30:07.450-04:00

awesome post fucking hilarious

next post should be about cockblocks .... and for girls they are twot swatters