Comments on Bros Like This Site: #59 Sororities

Fucking great bro's. My bra is in a sorority, ...

2011-09-13T19:00:46.223-04:00

Fucking great bro's. My bra is in a sorority, and it is full of cock hungry sluts. One of which is a fine bra with huge fuckin tithes with a tight fuckin body. So I'm out one night after slamming my bra and I go get a drink on flip night (i drank free all night, bro's know how to flip when it comes down to drinking for free) so this stacked sorority bra eye fucks my shit hard. The best part is this whorority slut met me weeks ago for my bra's 21st birthday. Like a fuckin bro nameth that I am I go up to her and talk to her. I just look right at those massive tits and pop a huge broner. I'm wearing addidas sweats cause its a tuesday night, and a bro doesn't give a fuck what he wears. When she saw my massive broner, she started to move it around like she was a nascar driver. We went into the empty kitchen and slammed brony soprano style with her titties hanging out. Got out, went back with my bra, and slammed that later. God fucking damn it I love being a bro.

what if a slampiece thinks sororities are stupid a...

2011-07-20T13:28:24.370-04:00

what if a slampiece thinks sororities are stupid as fuck and the girls are fake annoying jealous whores so they dont rush or join, then what.

Went to a sorority dance at fox sports grill. Idio...

2011-04-01T19:16:59.314-04:00

Went to a sorority dance at fox sports grill. Idiots had wine bottles lining the walls. Of course we stole many a bottle. Didn't have any openers tho so we had to plunger them with our keys. Got kicked out cause the fag waiter saw one of my bro's shirts covered in red wine and accused us of stealing wine. We were outraged.

We have a tradition at our house where a Bro steal...

2011-03-05T19:35:29.009-05:00

We have a tradition at our house where a Bro steals a greek shirt from the wardrobe of every sorostitute he bangs. We have all of them hung up from the rafters of our beer pong room like championship pennants. Ho's take one look at our collection of sorostitute trophies and know that we are the fucking lords of Pound Town. Makes a bitch put in extra effort to earn the privilege of being one of our slampieces for the night.

Bro's are the pathetic kids on campus. You pay...

2011-02-20T15:47:33.102-05:00

Bro's are the pathetic kids on campus. You pay for your friends and willingly let them bitch you for 6 months so you can claim to have some "friends." The real alpha males on campus don't need anyone but themselves to pull ass and keep steady bitches on rotation. In case you haven't realized bro's are (and always have been) jokes to the real alpha males. Amen

I made this video as a satire about sorority girls...

2011-02-14T20:04:16.948-05:00

I made this video as a satire about sorority girls and I feel like some bros might dig it

http://www.youtube.com/user/omgbekah?feature=mhum#p/a/u/0/be3JM-fg4uE

I was broking once because I brought this slam-pig...

2010-11-11T11:35:13.752-05:00

I was broking once because I brought this slam-pig out on a tasteful and tactful dinner and didn't sleep with her that night. We didn't drink so I woke up around 9:30 am filed my taxes then called her up. We cuddled and watched the Notebook. What a swell time!

Sorostitutes are the shit. These ho's actually...

2010-09-06T13:40:52.402-04:00

Sorostitutes are the shit. These ho's actually make sucking bro pole a cornerstone of their "sisterhood".

It's also entertaining to watch the sorority hierarchies establish themselves at each school. During my Sophomore year, Kappa Alpha Theta started a chapter at my campus, which quickly became the designated slumpbuster sorority because the only girls who joined were the 5 and 6 pieces who weren't hot enough to get into the real sororities like DG or Chi O.

They totally knew they were the ugly girl sorority too - so in an effort to attract more bros to their events, they would plan them and send out the invites months in advance, before the better sororities had a chance to invite people to their parties. Bros of course are too smart to fall for such pathetic bra bullshit, so they would accept invites as a placeholder, but cancel immediately if something better at a hot girl sorority popped up on the calendar.

One of the Theta slumpieces named Clarissa had a thing for me and would always invite me to Theta events to score some D. She was decent enough to bang if you were 5 or 6 beers deep, so I would usually tentatively accept her date invites for Theta formals. Of course the second a DG or CO slampiece invited me to something better, I'd instantly make up some bullshit (having to work, family event, etc) and cancel.

No matter how many times I cancelled on this bra, she would keep inviting me to her sorostitute events. She was good to keep on the back burner though, and I hit it a couple times when other bra-prospects proved fruitless. My bros even came up with a nickname for her: "The Understudy". Hahahaha

Damn it feels good to be a bro.

Sorority formals have "open bars" that t...

2010-09-06T02:18:26.950-04:00

Sorority formals have "open bars" that take 15 minutes to get some shitty mix drink. You gotta fucking bring a couple of fifths if you wanna get fucked up.

What I like to do is bang my date in the bathroom or in a closet or wherever I can find then ditch her and steal some other dudes date (preferably a guido's).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-HHsuylJRg That...

2010-09-06T01:28:56.945-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-HHsuylJRg
That's how to get sorority girls the classy way.

Soririty slam pieces will use any excuse to get na...

2010-07-19T21:09:46.750-04:00

Soririty slam pieces will use any excuse to get nailed.

Great site bros, glad to know the internet has an ...

2010-07-19T10:21:29.918-04:00

Great site bros, glad to know the internet has an outlet everytime I have a BROverload that needs to be rectified

I'm so BRO, I got kicked out of a sorority for...

2010-06-03T01:23:20.551-04:00

I'm so BRO, I got kicked out of a sorority formal, the "sober sis" tried to put me in a cab, and I said "fuck no, slam piece". I pulled out my phone and aimed a picture of her giant rack directly at her face and said "you do not talk to me like that". I then got kicked out EIGHT TIMES for various reasons and kept sneaking in. I ended the night with the memory of coming out of the bus bathroom with my Lil' guy out of my pants trying to slap my bro in the face. I woke up with this bra wearing my shirt and lacrosse shorts and I was spooning with her.

Knock on my door, something hits me in the back...ICED. Ouch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bras

2010-05-06T09:59:06.813-04:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bras

Hilary Clinton in office would have been a bro-aco...

2010-04-21T15:17:06.066-04:00

Hilary Clinton in office would have been a bro-acolypse

this site is nice

2010-04-10T15:24:32.219-04:00

this site is nice

hahaha no fuckin way "Anytime you cause an e...

2010-04-09T14:11:50.939-04:00

hahaha no fuckin way

"Anytime you cause an entire sorority to devote a major portion of their weekly meeting to talking about your behavior on the weekend you have done your job as a bro."

fuckin right

I too have experience the, "I just wanted to ...

2010-04-08T19:35:20.024-04:00

I too have experience the, "I just wanted to bring someone fun" slam piece comment. Never heard such bullshit.

Hail to the bros

god you bros nailed this one on the head...i just ...

2010-03-11T00:54:25.909-05:00

god you bros nailed this one on the head...i just found this site and i consider it scripture...keep up the good work bros

So me and a couple bros were going to this sorosti...

2010-03-05T21:35:26.537-05:00

So me and a couple bros were going to this sorostitute cristmas date party. before we even got to the official pregame and crushed 2 handles of taaka vodka in 20 minutes. as soon as we got to the function we ditched our dates to go to another bar. after getting too drunk to walk we went back to the function and to pick up our dates. i had to be carried back by my slam piece but still managed to rail that sorostitute that night. sorostitute functions are the greatest idea that bras have ever come up with

So my junior year I show up to a sorority formal p...

2010-02-22T16:06:42.288-05:00

So my junior year I show up to a sorority formal planing to see my date and I find out that she is nowhere around. Rather than gettin upset and letting it ruin my night i decide to get shit faced before the formal, get in trouble with sorostitute standards skank and still get to go to the formal with the president of the sorority. Then after the formal, i ditch the girl that i ended up with and went and fucked a girl from the rival sorority. What a great night

First of all, who is this anonymous fuck slut tryi...

2010-02-12T17:24:11.596-05:00

First of all, who is this anonymous fuck slut trying to write that shit? Obviously she is the DOFF and no one's jumped on that grenade. Tough life you jelly rolled fat virgin, get a battery powered boyfriend, he'll be good for you in the long run. Stupid cunt get the fuck out of here.
Anyways, sorostitutes are a fucking gold mine. They are in fact not only wanting to suck, swallow, bang and buy bros shit, they even want to be like us. NYB, point made and well said. Frats were around long before women came and tried being equal and shit so obviously we're making moves. Best part about these hoes, is they are the best for fall back ass. 3 am retarded drunk, you can still bring a slampiece back if she's got letters and you don't even have to try. Almost too easy. The fun is fucking girls that are best friends in the house cause you know they talk about that shit too. Best sorostitute experience thus far, hit the big 5. Top ranked 5 houses on campus, had to smash at least 3 girls from each one. Best part about being a bro, you know they always come back

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2010-02-08T08:48:54.392-05:00

google ads=beer money. Does the fact that hilary made the map available to bros make her a bro hater?

Just thought I would shine a light of reality with...

2010-02-05T14:46:16.086-05:00

Just thought I would shine a light of reality with everyone. "Bros" are seen as a joke on campus. Most girls (like myself) agree with this. Bros are an easy "slam" and really annoying at social events. The only girls that actually like these guys don't have the brain cells to understand what they're about. Good luck boys for finding someone worth while in the long run.

peace

My bro and I were at a sorority formal. He had bee...

2010-02-02T22:46:43.914-05:00

My bro and I were at a sorority formal. He had been getting sucked off by this V (virgin) for a good 2 months. During the dinner of the formal he took her to the men's room and stole her purity in a bathroom stall...So someone decided to get a picture of the event. Once we got back to the Frat Cave we posted that shit up and down the walls!