Comments on Bros Like This Site: #123 Hating Periods

from a bras perspective...bitches (normal not dirt...

2011-11-15T12:37:19.110-05:00

from a bras perspective...bitches (normal not dirty ones) think its pretty gross to fk on our periods..
but believe me, it happens a lot... with bros...so much so, that it becomes annoying..
"who cares..how bout we go in the shower?"-bro..
no bro, i dont wana fk you while im bleeding...anyways now me and a bunch of other bras will agree that when we do come across a bro that loathess the thought of your period, i usually think he's gay...and isnt the normal horny bastard that are usually bros...one day u will marry a bra and your gona have to make a tough decision but if you make this bra feel like shes completely disgusting because of naturally bodily functions (which brought you life hehe) shes sure to think you may also like men...just sayin
either wrap it up or get a bj ...fingers and mouth..gross lol

If slampiece is on the rag, that just means I put ...

2011-02-28T18:44:10.720-05:00

If slampiece is on the rag, that just means I put it in her ass that week.

It's 2011, Bros. Anal is now an expected part of a slampiece's repertoire. If she doesn't give up the butt, she's an uptight prude and not worth slamming anyway.

When that time of the month rolls around, hit the hershey highway and floor it to 100. Bros don't let something as trivial as mother nature get in the way of a trip to pound town.

This happened to a bro of mine. He kicked the bitc...

2011-02-24T19:55:38.073-05:00

This happened to a bro of mine. He kicked the bitch out of his house and she was only in her underwear. Still kept it bro in hard times

It's really not that much blood - something li...

2011-02-11T02:01:55.258-05:00

It's really not that much blood - something like a few drops before u get her so wet that everything from your chest down is red. just dont touch her til after shes blown u, raw dog with ease of mind knowing youre not planting any seeds, and have her lick up the mess after. taking advantage of the insecurity bras have on their rag can really work to your advantage.

nothing more bro-hating than a week on the rag...

2010-10-22T20:33:09.746-04:00

nothing more bro-hating than a week on the rag...

I've had the misfortune of going down on a gir...

2010-08-13T23:15:04.390-04:00

I've had the misfortune of going down on a girl while she was bleeding. Fucking shitty. But you are a pussy if you won't bang a chick on her period. Man the fuck up and get a little blood on your dick.

You all sound like fucking pussies. She's in ...

2010-07-24T18:11:46.651-04:00

You all sound like fucking pussies.

She's in bed, panties off, what kind of fucking bro walks out because they are scared of some blood?

Don't bounce and go fetch another slam piece. Fucking man up, take care of business, and then go back to the bar for round two.

True bros are fucking animals. By definition we: 1.) are savages 2.) don't give a fuck. A real bro would not pussy out on the sight of blood.

Bras at their horniest, lubed as fuck, and pregnancy is fucking minimized. That's a win/win/win unless your a faggot.

Now shut the fuck up if you can't handle some fucking blood.

the only time its not a bro hater is when it wipes...

2010-07-21T23:55:16.137-04:00

the only time its not a bro hater is when it wipes out the biggest bro hater of all, pregnancy

#58:Hitting On a Guy with Your Period: BRAS POV I...

2010-07-08T22:27:39.732-04:00

#58:Hitting On a Guy with Your Period: BRAS POV

It’s that time of the month, and you can’t fuck anyone, but its perfect time to do what BRAS do best, mind game bitches. We’ll jump into your fucking head- and bring you on a rollercoaster ride straight to BRO HELL. Your out with your girls at the club, the games begin. You make your first move. You walk up to the bar next to the hottest guy you could find. Then you order your drink. “Sex on the Beach Please- hold the beach” The BRO next to you of course, is drooling, and is thinking in his head “ I’m gonna pound this slam piece tonight”. Little does he know, Niagra falls is plugged up by a extra super tampon. Suck on that BRO. You start flirting with him. “ I really like your tattoo, that shirt looks hot on you.” You have to listen to his cheesy pick up lines, and pretend like your impressed, when in reality you just want to bleed all over this douchebag’s face. Now its time to bring him to the dance floor. But you gotta make sure you don’t go superbad on his ass. Go to the bathroom and change the tampon. You don’t want the waterfall smashing on his leg just yet. So after a quick touch-up, you meet him at the dance floor. This is when we really start to fuck with the BRO. We back our asses up till we feel his ding-dong getting hard. At this point you can decipher if we got something to work with or #9 SMALL DICK-LIL BRO. But who gives a fuck- the only purpose of this night is to destroy all BROS egos by covering them in period blood (they’re favorite). After woo’ing them with your sexy moves, you say “ Let’s go back to your place” Shoot him a wink for reassurance that he’ll get laid.

the only thing a period is ever good for is shutin...

2010-07-06T14:58:25.256-04:00

the only thing a period is ever good for is shuting your bitch up when shes paranoid about being pregnant cause you alway pull out and she wont belve pregnancy tests and she bitches at you for getting her pregnant all of this is because of course pms but onceshe calls to tell you the tides rolling you can tell her to shut the fuck up cause bros always pull the fuck out

This is why all slam pieces should be on the Shot....

2010-07-04T22:41:07.405-04:00

This is why all slam pieces should be on the Shot. NO PERIOEDS. EVER.

Well said NYB. Well said. If the slam piece has a...

2010-07-03T21:43:16.664-04:00

Well said NYB. Well said.

If the slam piece has a flow, the pounding is a no go.

Big-Easy. Ass to mouth is the most bro move ever. ...

2010-06-30T20:33:38.007-04:00

Big-Easy. Ass to mouth is the most bro move ever. Only way to beat a fucking period is to degrade them even further...

I just recently got a nose bleed while I was on to...

2010-06-30T18:10:10.098-04:00

I just recently got a nose bleed while I was on top, conducting the pound-tound express--bled all over the girl. I feel like I took revenge for all the bros all over america for anytime they have ever even been near period blood.

I would like to point out that a period is the wettest a bra-hole can get without being BRO-induced.

to all you bro's who say its sweet that period...

2010-06-28T01:08:06.208-04:00

to all you bro's who say its sweet that periods mean the bra isn't pregnant. double dose of two words. fuck you. coat hanger.

birth control is the shit. i can't get pregnan...

2010-06-27T20:50:13.925-04:00

birth control is the shit. i can't get pregnant and bros can fuck me whenever they want to.

Fucking periods are all over the world, its like a...

2010-06-26T13:20:37.554-04:00

Fucking periods are all over the world, its like a fucking plauge I'm at the world cup games and there's sooo many slampieces but me and my bros need to keep an eye out for the red wave. Great post NYB

Anonymous at 3:52, Marry me. Just kidding, bros do...

2010-06-26T00:52:29.045-04:00

Anonymous at 3:52, Marry me. Just kidding, bros dont get married. I'd like to rail you out though

as a slampiece, nothing ruined my life like period...

2010-06-25T15:52:54.450-04:00

as a slampiece, nothing ruined my life like periods. but then i discovered birth control and my brand stops them altogether. the government should make taking birth control mandatory. it would prevent a lot of shit--disgusting commercials on tv and in magazines, cockblocking, awkward conversations, and babies.

great post. for all the fraternity bros, the key t...

2010-06-25T13:21:48.173-04:00

great post. for all the fraternity bros, the key to avoiding this problem is to create a calendar that maps out when each sorority is experiencing a code red.

bros hate periods except for one reason... when it...

2010-06-25T09:36:10.021-04:00

bros hate periods except for one reason... when it finally comes after some stupid slam piece has been bitching about being late how she won't get an abortion.

great to see someone finally pointed out the great...

2010-06-25T01:53:40.147-04:00

great to see someone finally pointed out the greatest bro-vention since fucking drunk driving--- birth control. i fucked a girl only a few weeks ago that had some anti-baby bullshit surgically implanted that did away with the bleeding for 5 years. 5 fucking years, no period. this is a bros world, everyone else is just living in it

yes periods do fucking suck. i hate when i bring a...

2010-06-24T15:30:28.686-04:00

yes periods do fucking suck. i hate when i bring a girl back from the bar and we cant fuck cause shes on the rag. but thats ok, im a bro, i make her suck my dick.

sometimes we do love periods though, cause that means after a month of fucking raw dog like a bro, our bitch isnt pregnant, and the true bro hater, a baby, isnt brought into the picture.

To the bros above me who said at least you get a b...

2010-06-24T13:24:32.153-04:00

To the bros above me who said at least you get a blow job, you can fuck through blood, and do anal: you guys need a reality check. First off if you find out a broad is on the period you text some other slampiece or go back to the bar for a new one. Also no bro ever should get his "red wings" or ride on the "dirt road" you are a bro and by definition one the most attractive and intelligent men on the planet so therefore don't be a fucking degenerate and stick your most prized possession into bloody and/or shitty holes.

Bro til I die

Definitely sucks when a bitch tells you its that t...

2010-06-24T08:30:09.107-04:00

Definitely sucks when a bitch tells you its that time of month. On the upside at least you usually get a blowjob outta the deal. And any true bro knows how to convince a girl that her period is the best time to try anal aka the easiest way to make a bra cry.