Comments on Bros Like This Site: #94 The Token Black Bro

A true TBB never wants to be called a TBB. Try cal...

2011-08-29T01:19:26.274-04:00

A true TBB never wants to be called a TBB. Try calling TBB what he is and he'll show you what being a bro is all about - chant, get kicked outta the bar, and take your slam piece, maybe not in that order. TBB loves white girls more than you do and you know what, he gets more than you too. You know why? Deep down he's also a RN (real n), but that's mostly when he's around his black friends (or when you call him a TBB). Moral: TBB or RN, bros fucking rule.

The token mexican bro comes in pretty fuckin handy...

2011-08-24T14:15:26.850-04:00

The token mexican bro comes in pretty fuckin handy when your south of the border and slip over to the dark side and need a translator because like most bros you dont speak mexican.

Ok, I guess I am the typical tbb, altleast from th...

2011-06-19T21:04:25.381-04:00

Ok, I guess I am the typical tbb, altleast from the eyes of a wb- now we have heard the advantages of having a tbb down with with the Wbs, but we have yet to hear to hear the tbbs side of the Story and the advantages of being a tbb and why we do it? hmmmmm

I'm a Token Black Bro from the UK and me and m...

2011-05-13T20:13:43.082-04:00

I'm a Token Black Bro from the UK and me and my bros love this go out get drunk meet gals and do our thing If i was back in Africa I'd get me a Token White Bro TWB

as a token black bro at my college(boston college)...

2010-11-22T21:08:06.991-05:00

as a token black bro at my college(boston college) i always hook my room mate with slampeices. i get madd pussy just because i am black and fuck shit up on the court. BRO FOR LIFE!

Dude tbb is BRO period. Color does'nt matter a...

2010-11-04T18:40:11.674-04:00

Dude tbb is BRO period. Color does'nt matter at all here shit im pale white and the white slampieces seem to fucking go bonkers when they're around...

we can see from the beginning of bro history the f...

2010-10-19T18:30:41.284-04:00

we can see from the beginning of bro history the first TBB to start the trned and that is of course my hero Melvin. Now we can see melvin gets fucked up and probably fucks slampiece

I was just saying to my friends the other day that...

2010-08-03T15:53:12.170-04:00

I was just saying to my friends the other day that we need a token black friend. Any takers?

I'm a token black guy and me and my white bros...

2010-07-30T19:17:13.781-04:00

I'm a token black guy and me and my white bros slam girls all the time. I also live in Texas, so the southern references are definitely not valid. Hoes recognize a playa when they see one!

Any TBB who calls himself Carlton Banks instead of...

2010-07-15T05:00:54.614-04:00

Any TBB who calls himself Carlton Banks instead of Will Smith is not bro at all, and is most likely a hipster who jerks off to indie music and beat poetry.

Cornell only has 6 TBBs? That's a pretty big school, isn't it? I think someone's hiding something here.

As one of the 6 TBB’s (contradiction…I know…but we...

2010-07-12T03:26:26.495-04:00

As one of the 6 TBB’s (contradiction…I know…but we run in different circles) at Cornell (as of the 09-10 school year), I with 100% certainty can confirm that the above poster is simply a TB not a TBB…Seriously, you don’t even go to JOs…and besides, there’ only one true TBB in SAE.

As a TBB who attended an exclusive private school ...

2010-06-30T19:57:45.305-04:00

As a TBB who attended an exclusive private school for 13 years (of course I was the only black guy in my grade) this entry is just about spot on. Continuing the TBB tradition at Cornell (because there is nothing more bro than an ivy league school) I must say that if you are a white bro and you don't have a TBB then you are doing yourself a disservice as a bro.

TBBs will keep you up to date on all the new trends that your white bros just don't have access to (because all TBBs have that cousin who tells them all the cool shit). TBBs are the second in reliability only to Bitches because TBBs treat their bros as family. Also, no one hates hipsters more than TBBs, and having a TBB in your bro crew will allow you to harass black hipsters as much as you want. TBBs at Ivy League schools are slampiece magnets, and TBBs will also tell slampieces how awesome you are.

TBBs are essential when it comes to sports as well. You'd best believe that the intramural champs in basketball/flag football/soccer have that one TBB on their team. TBBs will also keep you up to speed on street lingo that will allow you to trash all non-bros like never before.

And of course the most important...TBBs kick ass in beer pong. You will hold the fucking table all night with a TBB. Beer pong combines two things that all TBBs are good at - basketball and drinking - and turns them into a slampiece lightning rod that will have you satisfied at any frat party.

TBBs are the shit, man. But remember - only ONE per group of bros.

the tbb are awesome at my school the white girls l...

2010-06-21T12:39:49.664-04:00

the tbb are awesome at my school the white girls love the token black bros i see a couple of my bros get mad when the tbb gets the slam piece they wanted ahaha

As a TBB at Ohio State, i can honestly say i agree...

2010-06-01T16:27:48.035-04:00

As a TBB at Ohio State, i can honestly say i agree with alot...and you have to admit, we TBB's bring alot to our bro's and vice versa...the racist motherfuckers on this site need to chill out

TBB's are indeed the shit. I had a TBB when I ...

2010-05-13T13:37:16.501-04:00

TBB's are indeed the shit. I had a TBB when I lived in NYC for a while, and he was fuckin' awesome. Not only did he roll amazing blunts, have the ability to drink a shitload, and give me several amazing weed connects (he was from the NYC area, I'm from Canada), but he definitely upped the street cred of our brontourage when we rolled around.....especially when we went to rager warehouse parties in Brooklyn. One time we were lost as FUCK, blackout drunk, in the middle of a very dangerous hood, and despite being a rich, upper class college kid, he approached a group of black dudes standing outside a housing project, got directions, and even learned that the project we were in front of was the birthplace of Biggie (a classic bro). He also looked very similar to Kanye West, and used this as an opener to bring the group slampieces several times

Many aspects of black culture, especially rap, are synonymous with the bro lifestyle. All you bros who don't bump rap music, you really should....many of the lyrics are about getting money, banging tons of slampieces, chilling with your bros, partying, and being totally egotistical and not taking shit from bro-haters. Not to mention that black slampieces are amazingly hot... I have an unquenchable thirst for black pussy.

I didn't realize there was so many fuckin raci...

2010-04-06T22:29:42.440-04:00

I didn't realize there was so many fuckin racism ppl. Token Bros are the shit. Two is even better. Im from the South (Texas) and all black ppl are bros. The more, the merrier

Haha, that's great. Gotta love the token blac...

2010-03-16T23:05:07.784-04:00

Haha, that's great. Gotta love the token black guy from movies, to frats, to that one drunk black guy line dancing at the local western club. Got in trouble one time runnin my mouth about a country dancing guy... got a little black (eye) outta that one. Love it.

As a former Black Bro that can whip ass, lay pipe ...

2010-03-05T11:01:55.282-05:00

As a former Black Bro that can whip ass, lay pipe like a Russian oil company, and manage my stock portfolio. I have found the need go go solo to truly test my nuts. Conclusion Solo Black Bro.....no slam impossible.... from Hood rat to soccer mom. no mom is a milf bc ben there done that. will be back in the bro circle soon droppin knowledge in slam science.

I had a black roomate in college. He was definate...

2010-02-22T16:24:29.356-05:00

I had a black roomate in college. He was definately the token black guy of the entourage and he always made all of our bros feel a little more street when he hung out. The only man that could rock a dew rag in the morning and color coordinate the poloshirt and hat at night. true bro-ness

always gotta have the token black bro http://www....

2010-02-14T16:52:35.795-05:00

always gotta have the token black bro

http://www.brobible.com/Story/101502

If you check out any southern TBBs facebook, you&#...

2010-01-28T15:37:49.288-05:00

If you check out any southern TBBs facebook, you'll see that southern belles have no problem with our delightfully black bros. Bro-hating is not the answer. As a TBB from U of Tenn. slampieces are not bothered with the skin color, theyre too obsessed with all the brooks BROthers and Ralph Lauren I wear. As long as you are fratty and you drink and fuck like a champ it does not matter.

RIBro, token black bros are the shit my roomate is...

2010-01-20T12:38:48.508-05:00

RIBro, token black bros are the shit my roomate is one ahha

Katt Williams- Ultimate #94

2010-01-02T17:30:31.986-05:00

Katt Williams- Ultimate #94

It's important to have a Token Black Bro every...

2009-12-15T17:32:15.694-05:00

It's important to have a Token Black Bro everywhere you go. I've got my token black bro at school, at home, and the one I call for pick up basketball games. He's like fuckin LeBron when he walks into the YMCA. All the fuckin white people (everybody else) are intimidated immediately and just give us props for being friends with such a cool bro.

being a tbb in florida, i feel that a bro is a bro...

2009-12-14T21:50:28.761-05:00

being a tbb in florida, i feel that a bro is a bro no matter the race. being from california than moving to the south for high school, i've made plenty of bros. white, black, hispanic, whatever. cultural BROversity is BROtherhood at its best.

southern bells/ southern slam pieces all enjoy a good tbb. from his BROriffic sense of style, outstanding amount of money, epic ability to charm the bras, and his ability to handle his alcohol with the best bros out there. a tbb is a bro none-the-less. if you dont have one in your fraternity, you are the very thing this site rags on... bro-haters. BROversity keeps the bro community thriving.