tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post6811582583957869767..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #28 Giving Girls NicknamesNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger470125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-18037797857500460592012-10-26T05:06:12.927-04:002012-10-26T05:06:12.927-04:00We called one Shovel Face for obvious reasons. She...We called one Shovel Face for obvious reasons. She was a strange beast with an awkward shaped body<br /><br />Another girl we called Swamp Donkey. Just a nasty, smelly swamp creature<br /><br />Then there was Stanky Leg. This whore had a slight gimpy leg and limped around everywhere. And her face looked like someone pinched it on the sides. As ugly and nasty as she was, she had the most perfect rack though.. Those tits should be on a way better lookin girl<br /><br />Double Bag was a general term for sexy-bodied bitches with ugly ass faces. When you fuck them you need two bags.. One for her and one for you in case hers fell offAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62858820392766606472012-08-23T20:02:03.484-04:002012-08-23T20:02:03.484-04:00We would call this one white Army girl in Iraq Sha...We would call this one white Army girl in Iraq Shamie. She always looked at the floor as if<br />everyone knew she was a coal burner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41141212052520980222012-05-03T20:56:51.611-04:002012-05-03T20:56:51.611-04:00This one dick-koozie a couple of bros and I fucked...This one dick-koozie a couple of bros and I fucked had one of those really dark vaginas for a white girl so we came up with the name "Wombat" for her... Called her it for 4 years straight and she never figured it out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-81433543762887014602012-03-28T23:27:01.340-04:002012-03-28T23:27:01.340-04:00SLAM FIST SWALLOWS - Self explanatory for a side p...SLAM FIST SWALLOWS - Self explanatory for a side piece named Sam who was....well slammed, fisted and she swallowed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-91860904851503791602012-03-15T20:57:27.298-04:002012-03-15T20:57:27.298-04:00These are great BUT my browisdom has evolved into ...These are great BUT my browisdom has evolved into making up nicknames that are similar to Indian names. They don't make sense but that's the fucking point, cause they spend all there time trying to figure out what I mean when I call a slut "Rotting Pancake" or "Farting Duck". They laugh along then BAM I'm wiping my dick off on her curtainsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47487456179660662292012-02-23T15:42:50.581-05:002012-02-23T15:42:50.581-05:00There was this pretty cool bra that would hang out...There was this pretty cool bra that would hang out at our frat house a lot but would always bring her skank ass roommate with her. One day we were cleaning up after a fucking raging 18 kegger the night before and these two bras are just hanging out like they always do. One of my bros was cleaning out the drain in the sink behind the bar and said "this is the second dirtiest hole in this room." Everyone starts laughing but the skank ass roommate had no idea he was referring to her nasty snatch. So from then on, we referred to her as "the hole" or just "hole" which eventually became Courtney (short for Courtney Love). We'd say it right in front of her and she never caught on. To this day I have no idea what her real name is, but I do remember that the cool bra's name is Jen (sometimes if you're cool enough, you actually get to keep your real name).On Bro-sconsinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74258034439660863912012-02-07T22:45:09.195-05:002012-02-07T22:45:09.195-05:00Girl who had a small head and then started expandi...Girl who had a small head and then started expanding down to the ass. Dubbed her Eggplant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25751563077061104682012-01-25T00:47:19.334-05:002012-01-25T00:47:19.334-05:00We had a slampiece in college. Her name was Morgan...We had a slampiece in college. Her name was Morgan and after railing five of the bros, she was awarded with the nickname MoCo Cinco.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-28467536374244697322011-12-07T10:22:37.758-05:002011-12-07T10:22:37.758-05:00We call one of our friends wives "hatchet fac...We call one of our friends wives "hatchet face" because we want to chop off ours when we see hersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42647021629232250802011-12-05T08:40:25.351-05:002011-12-05T08:40:25.351-05:00"Hallway" her vag was so big fucking her..."Hallway" her vag was so big fucking her was like throwing a hotdog down a Hallway. <br /><br />My ex girlfriend = The "X-box"kiki warnkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02165491877090343694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-76129414268769061262011-11-28T06:50:55.630-05:002011-11-28T06:50:55.630-05:00this chick at school was no shit 6'8" but...this chick at school was no shit 6'8" but still fine...her nicknames varied between megatron, and thetatron...as she was a thetaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-14158195502415199312011-11-17T03:25:28.195-05:002011-11-17T03:25:28.195-05:00"Dr piranhoid" because this swamp donkey..."Dr piranhoid" because this swamp donkey my bro and i work with looks like the villain from street sharksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74042177693816842422011-11-15T18:46:34.920-05:002011-11-15T18:46:34.920-05:00In high school me and my bros named this paper bag...In high school me and my bros named this paper bag job with a sweet piece of ass Aladdin because she looked a bit Arabic. Whenever some bra would ask us 'What's Aladdin?' we'd just say that it's a movie by disney.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-37326510616848135252011-08-18T17:54:25.175-04:002011-08-18T17:54:25.175-04:00FarthammerFarthammerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74964469151120156642011-08-17T14:10:10.857-04:002011-08-17T14:10:10.857-04:00Plunger Teats - long fuckin nipples, you could han...Plunger Teats - long fuckin nipples, you could hang your keys on them<br /><br />Hog Roast - self explanatory <br /><br />Splattapuss - self explanatory, also nice to work in a Platypus referenceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-46412154610020508732011-08-10T22:50:37.889-04:002011-08-10T22:50:37.889-04:00me and my college bros came up with quite a few aw...me and my college bros came up with quite a few awesome nicknames for bitches and we still use them to this day.<br />1. Meatloaf<br />2. Grandma's meatloaf (meatloaf's hotter roommate)<br />3. Meat curtains ( fill in the blanks on that one)<br />4. Pork stain (pretty obvious)<br />5. Pizza girl (i pounded her while eating pizza off her chest)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-17412846751155973222011-08-09T09:40:02.700-04:002011-08-09T09:40:02.700-04:00i was working out one day with my bro, and we saw ...i was working out one day with my bro, and we saw this chick who looked pretty good, so we were like ok this one has potential, later we saw her and she looked not so good, so she was dubbed half and half as well as two face.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-54019395986836663192011-07-23T15:50:10.588-04:002011-07-23T15:50:10.588-04:00We have a couple of girls that come around are fra...We have a couple of girls that come around are frat, not by choice but they get in somehow. There are two girls that stick out in my mind, first is hammer, which is the most run down dirt hoe bag you've ever laid your bro eyes on. She looks like a chain smoking 40 year old biker chick and I feel bad for the bro that sleeps with her. 2nd Favorite is garbage face, enough said bros.Durex T-1026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-81962678435850219372011-07-15T16:53:25.285-04:002011-07-15T16:53:25.285-04:00Russian Bro I know dated this chick. She ended up ...Russian Bro I know dated this chick. She ended up being this insane bitch that had ruined his life for a good 8 months. Me and friend now just refer to her as ChernobilAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-38616296179722373712011-07-01T12:44:03.958-04:002011-07-01T12:44:03.958-04:00my bro was railing this bra on our dorm floor, tur...my bro was railing this bra on our dorm floor, turns out she was a fucking squirter. Every day after that when we saw her we used to chant "Squirtle" down the hallAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-51122003604951380392011-06-28T12:43:53.120-04:002011-06-28T12:43:53.120-04:00Bros are supposed to be somewhat intelligent, yet ...Bros are supposed to be somewhat intelligent, yet you guys don't know the difference between areolas and nipples. For the clueless here to educate your NO-Bro-ness<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AreolaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41467936253880111672011-06-19T23:03:52.045-04:002011-06-19T23:03:52.045-04:00Back in highschool there was this a broad who had ...Back in highschool there was this a broad who had just so much potential for being a slam-piece. Sure she was DTF and not innocent in the least, but she had one major flaw: she was freakishly tall. I seriously mean like fucking 6'7", in fucking highschool, fuck. We all called her 'Big Bird", not only because she was taller than the basketball team, but because her favorite hoodie was yellow, and she wore it constantly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5274909151648799042011-06-18T11:26:06.632-04:002011-06-18T11:26:06.632-04:00We called this one girl "porcupine", cau...We called this one girl "porcupine", cause if all the dicks that came in her came out of her at the same time that's what she'd look like.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52930828000584286672011-06-03T17:15:59.669-04:002011-06-03T17:15:59.669-04:00we found this girl once passed out in my bro's...we found this girl once passed out in my bro's house after a rager still on the john. it was a shame cause she was pretty hot but for the rest of our time at school everyone knew her as the pooperAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87204228883247012032011-05-27T20:25:34.447-04:002011-05-27T20:25:34.447-04:00Seriously classy fucking work bro's.
So back ...Seriously classy fucking work bro's.<br /><br />So back in the day me and the bro's had to give out what is possibly one of the longest nicknames out there: <b>BO.BB.Hairy Tits McGee.</b><br /><br />This bra had body odor, bad breath, and hairy tits!!! To her face and for short we just called her Bobb.<br /><br />Keep up the excellent work bro's!Cassidyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02417292443253865791noreply@blogger.com