Comments on Bros Like This Site: #28 Giving Girls Nicknames

Girl who had a small head and then started expandi...

2012-02-07T22:45:09.195-05:00

Girl who had a small head and then started expanding down to the ass. Dubbed her Eggplant.

We had a slampiece in college. Her name was Morgan...

2012-01-25T00:47:19.334-05:00

We had a slampiece in college. Her name was Morgan and after railing five of the bros, she was awarded with the nickname MoCo Cinco.

We call one of our friends wives "hatchet fac...

2011-12-07T10:22:37.758-05:00

We call one of our friends wives "hatchet face" because we want to chop off ours when we see hers

"Hallway" her vag was so big fucking her...

2011-12-05T08:40:25.351-05:00

"Hallway" her vag was so big fucking her was like throwing a hotdog down a Hallway.

My ex girlfriend = The "X-box"

this chick at school was no shit 6'8" but...

2011-11-28T06:50:55.630-05:00

this chick at school was no shit 6'8" but still fine...her nicknames varied between megatron, and thetatron...as she was a theta

"Dr piranhoid" because this swamp donkey...

2011-11-17T03:25:28.195-05:00

"Dr piranhoid" because this swamp donkey my bro and i work with looks like the villain from street sharks

In high school me and my bros named this paper bag...

2011-11-15T18:46:34.920-05:00

In high school me and my bros named this paper bag job with a sweet piece of ass Aladdin because she looked a bit Arabic. Whenever some bra would ask us 'What's Aladdin?' we'd just say that it's a movie by disney.

Farthammer

2011-08-18T17:54:25.175-04:00

Farthammer

Plunger Teats - long fuckin nipples, you could han...

2011-08-17T14:10:10.857-04:00

Plunger Teats - long fuckin nipples, you could hang your keys on them

Hog Roast - self explanatory

Splattapuss - self explanatory, also nice to work in a Platypus reference

me and my college bros came up with quite a few aw...

2011-08-10T22:50:37.889-04:00

me and my college bros came up with quite a few awesome nicknames for bitches and we still use them to this day.
1. Meatloaf
2. Grandma's meatloaf (meatloaf's hotter roommate)
3. Meat curtains ( fill in the blanks on that one)
4. Pork stain (pretty obvious)
5. Pizza girl (i pounded her while eating pizza off her chest)

i was working out one day with my bro, and we saw ...

2011-08-09T09:40:02.700-04:00

i was working out one day with my bro, and we saw this chick who looked pretty good, so we were like ok this one has potential, later we saw her and she looked not so good, so she was dubbed half and half as well as two face.

We have a couple of girls that come around are fra...

2011-07-23T15:50:10.588-04:00

We have a couple of girls that come around are frat, not by choice but they get in somehow. There are two girls that stick out in my mind, first is hammer, which is the most run down dirt hoe bag you've ever laid your bro eyes on. She looks like a chain smoking 40 year old biker chick and I feel bad for the bro that sleeps with her. 2nd Favorite is garbage face, enough said bros.

Russian Bro I know dated this chick. She ended up ...

2011-07-15T16:53:25.285-04:00

Russian Bro I know dated this chick. She ended up being this insane bitch that had ruined his life for a good 8 months. Me and friend now just refer to her as Chernobil

my bro was railing this bra on our dorm floor, tur...

2011-07-01T12:44:03.958-04:00

my bro was railing this bra on our dorm floor, turns out she was a fucking squirter. Every day after that when we saw her we used to chant "Squirtle" down the hall

Bros are supposed to be somewhat intelligent, yet ...

2011-06-28T12:43:53.120-04:00

Bros are supposed to be somewhat intelligent, yet you guys don't know the difference between areolas and nipples. For the clueless here to educate your NO-Bro-ness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areola

Back in highschool there was this a broad who had ...

2011-06-19T23:03:52.045-04:00

Back in highschool there was this a broad who had just so much potential for being a slam-piece. Sure she was DTF and not innocent in the least, but she had one major flaw: she was freakishly tall. I seriously mean like fucking 6'7", in fucking highschool, fuck. We all called her 'Big Bird", not only because she was taller than the basketball team, but because her favorite hoodie was yellow, and she wore it constantly.

We called this one girl "porcupine", cau...

2011-06-18T11:26:06.632-04:00

We called this one girl "porcupine", cause if all the dicks that came in her came out of her at the same time that's what she'd look like.

we found this girl once passed out in my bro's...

2011-06-03T17:15:59.669-04:00

we found this girl once passed out in my bro's house after a rager still on the john. it was a shame cause she was pretty hot but for the rest of our time at school everyone knew her as the pooper

Seriously classy fucking work bro's. So back ...

2011-05-27T20:25:34.447-04:00

Seriously classy fucking work bro's.

So back in the day me and the bro's had to give out what is possibly one of the longest nicknames out there: BO.BB.Hairy Tits McGee.

This bra had body odor, bad breath, and hairy tits!!! To her face and for short we just called her Bobb.

Keep up the excellent work bro's!

All the girls I have dated in the past five years ...

2011-05-15T18:30:53.471-04:00

All the girls I have dated in the past five years get a nickname lets see a few better ones I can remember
Gonzo-She looked great cept for a giant shnoz straight out the muppets
Bret Michaels-tattoed hottie that belonged on rock of love
Count Suckula-Loved to fill her mouth up
Mustbang cobra- Very sexy black haired broad that drove a mustang AND talked with a lisssp
Dirty little wetrack wetback-Mexican that liked it rough and Alway made sure you blew your load on her tits then rubbed it off and smacked her ass
Marleigh the harley- little ocd chick that loved to ride you on top and on one instance had two of my brochachos penises comin in on each side of her head while she twisted one like she was givin it some gas squeezin the other like she was hittin the clutch
Lippy the grippy hippy-Tiny chicka that worked at disney playin tinker bell weighed 8o lbs soakin wet whose snatch was so tigh it could make even the smallest dickchafed and bloody when you didnt have KY jelly
Jiffy Lube-girl who came so quick it was sloppy wet Before you could even touch it and cost $10.99 for the cheapest whiskey you could find. I could go on and on but Bret michaels just got here so maybe later.
This is RamBRO the last of the BROhicans givin out free BROtein shots for all signing off

one of the best ones we had was probably from my J...

2011-05-05T16:41:45.400-04:00

one of the best ones we had was probably from my JR year in college. there was this freshman piece, and in the first couple of weeks she blew 3 of my bros. you guys have probably heard of "little orphan annie" we started calling this girl "Orthodontal Annie." I have no idea what her real name was.

At college there's this broad who was short an...

2011-04-25T21:10:47.259-04:00

At college there's this broad who was short and perfectly cylindrical, she wore a one piece to the beach and all my bros and I came up with Manatee which evolved to Hannatee since her name was Hannah. We even had a stuffed Manatee given to her for her birthday. And her best friend was nicknamed Predator because she looked like Chris Bosh. Everytime Manatee walked past us we'd start making walrus-like noises, stupid bra never realised.

In College my bro and I nicknamed this girl "...

2011-04-25T13:57:11.968-04:00

In College my bro and I nicknamed this girl "El Arbusto" because we had both hooked up with her 2 weeks apart but she wouldnt let us go down because she told both of us "it was the wrong time of the month." WTF...two weeks? We found out it was because there was a mound of bush (Arbusto in spanish) down there...so we both got dome

first of all, im a girl, but this is hilarious so ...

2011-04-18T02:44:23.711-04:00

first of all, im a girl, but this is hilarious so i'll contribute...

some bro friends of mine like to say "Ted Hayes" whenever a girl with a nice rack is around...if you slow it down you'll realize it sounds kind of like they're saying titties.

by the way, some of you "bros" are using some pretty lame nicknames, come onnn, you can do better.

haha we call this bitch ducky cuz she makes the sa...

2011-03-31T20:36:37.171-04:00

haha we call this bitch ducky cuz she makes the same face in every picture