Comments on Bros Like This Site: #20 Quoting Movies

Super Troopers-The scnhozberries taste like scnhoz...

2011-08-30T01:57:01.717-04:00

Super Troopers-The scnhozberries taste like scnhozberries.
Billy Madison-Tttttt Today Junior!!!
Starsky and Hutch- I like your moves. I like your style.

I cannot believe only one person has mentioned one...

2011-05-17T22:32:56.788-04:00

I cannot believe only one person has mentioned one of the most quotable movies of all time...Pineapple Express.

"Holy Bejeezus!!"
"Take that shit to the next level!"
"Man...Fuck Jeff Goldblum"
"Oh, hey Sporty Spice"
"Woo!!! Time to suck today's dick!"
"I thought hurricane season was over"
"Couscous-the food so nice they named it twice"
"I'm chill as a cucumber"
"You see this? No armpit hair."
"Why don't you have any armpit hair?"
"Cuz it makes me aerodynamic when i fight"
"Best Fuckin Freinds Forever?! Fuck on your own time!"

This is what i love about those highschool girls m...

2011-05-01T15:36:10.287-04:00

This is what i love about those highschool girls man, I get older, and they stay the same age. Yes they do. - Wooderson from Dazed and Confused

tombstone- "i'm your huckleberry" s...

2011-04-18T02:22:14.384-04:00

tombstone- "i'm your huckleberry"

super troopers- "car ramrod", "i got you good you fucker", "i'm going to pistol whip the next person to say shenanigans"

billy madison- "sooooo hot, want to touch the heiny"

for when u need to pay for something: I don't ...

2011-04-09T02:46:36.507-04:00

for when u need to pay for something: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

FILL IT UP AGAIN! ....once it hits your lips it...

2011-04-03T15:01:23.621-04:00

FILL IT UP AGAIN! ....once it hits your lips it's so good!

I need to B my L on someone's T's

2011-03-05T04:23:45.152-05:00

I need to B my L on someone's T's

Personally in my bro sect. we do badass quotes fro...

2011-01-29T20:24:52.284-05:00

Personally in my bro sect. we do badass quotes from Troy to get us pumped to fuck some asshole up. Nothing like when some big mother fucker has their pantie-hose in a bundle wanting to throw down and u turn to ur bro asking him the vital question, "Will you go to war with me borther?"

One of my personal favorites me and my boys to do ...

2011-01-25T15:45:06.478-05:00

One of my personal favorites me and my boys to do to humilite brohaters out there is to chant the step brothers quote brendan has a man-gina

The Departed Costigan: "Two (anything works ...

2011-01-14T00:41:59.768-05:00

The Departed

Costigan: "Two (anything works here when you dont get the amount desired). Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off!"

Always a crowd pleaser. For best results use this one in a crowded room

Anchorman is the best. Consider this ultimate bro ...

2011-01-12T01:12:08.142-05:00

Anchorman is the best. Consider this ultimate bro situation.

While grinding (Raging boner of course), just whisper in her ear: "Don't act like you're not impressed!"

Money. Fast track to Pound Town.

ANYTHING from Borat... "Sexytime" "...

2011-01-08T23:19:55.525-05:00

ANYTHING from Borat...
"Sexytime"
"Very nice"
and on and on...

honorable mention gos out to Family Guy and South Park as well

Dont forget Blue Mountain State. One of the funnie...

2011-01-01T18:21:25.200-05:00

Dont forget Blue Mountain State. One of the funniest shows ever. Pretty much anything Thad says is fuckin bro.
"So are we gonna bone or are we gonna bone?"
"Sure, Ill rescue you. If by rescue you you mean take you to boner city and back."
Thads the shit. Radon and Alex are funny as hell too.

two words...SHANE FALCO also "SHITS WEAK&quo...

2010-12-23T02:51:59.019-05:00

two words...SHANE FALCO

also "SHITS WEAK" from grandmas boy for when a bro does something unbro

and "Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy." half baked

what about the movie friday with ice cube and chri...

2010-12-14T16:57:53.491-05:00

what about the movie friday with ice cube and chris tucker"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure." "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey"

When someone is being all up in your shit at a par...

2010-11-09T07:03:53.218-05:00

When someone is being all up in your shit at a party when your trying to chill with your bros, this classic line from Fear and Loathing never goes astray-
"Smoke some grass man, shoot some smack, do what you gotta do".
Hunter is the shit.

Bro, nice list but you forgot Spaceballs (funny sh...

2010-11-07T15:45:07.909-05:00

Bro, nice list but you forgot Spaceballs (funny she doesn't look druish) and Caddyshack (its in the hole)

you can always quote anything Will Ferrell, or the...

2010-10-27T23:09:16.946-04:00

you can always quote anything Will Ferrell, or the bro dynasty Tucker Max has said

Some of Brociety's most hallowed movie quotes:...

2010-10-23T21:21:40.433-04:00

Some of Brociety's most hallowed movie quotes:

American Pie:
"Suck me beautiful."
"Dude that chick's a MILF!
What to hell is that?
M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck!"

Superbad:
"I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag."
"We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock."
"Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!"

Harold and Kumar:
"So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis."

I'd name some more but I gotta get back to pounding brews and slampieces.

Standing Brovation

he called the shit poop!!!!!!

2010-10-04T14:46:10.944-04:00

he called the shit poop!!!!!!

what about one from i love you, man. not that i re...

2010-09-23T20:56:00.632-04:00

what about one from i love you, man. not that i really enjoyed the movie, but this could prove useful: "hey miss money pussy, wanna jump on my jetpack?"

sex drive- "our dicks are huge, you can see t...

2010-09-20T02:55:09.605-04:00

sex drive-
"our dicks are huge, you can see them from space"

"whats up whats up? wanna party? i got a bag of rubbers and some lotion for your tits"

obviously when someone does some pussy shit you pu...

2010-08-15T03:41:39.671-04:00

obviously when someone does some pussy shit you pull out the I Love You Man....
-ok that was good. now, gently remove your tampon and try again

"You just got knocked the fuck out" Chap...

2010-07-31T15:48:37.520-04:00

"You just got knocked the fuck out" Chapelle

"when the fuck did we get ice cream?" ...

2010-07-18T09:10:48.184-04:00

"when the fuck did we get ice cream?" the ringer

"Cuz ive been drinking bitch" Hancock