tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post7132133858917102103..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #185 Hating BetchesNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2296824809707327632012-06-24T02:58:06.364-04:002012-06-24T02:58:06.364-04:00^ Shut the fuck up, slut.^ Shut the fuck up, slut.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47726316457159955842012-06-22T05:49:52.386-04:002012-06-22T05:49:52.386-04:00Ew, WTF? Seriously, you need to calm your shit. Li...Ew, WTF? Seriously, you need to calm your shit. Like just the tone of this post is SO angry and I get it kinda, like you feel ripped off and were venting, but these comments are ridiculous. The whole point of BetchesLoveThis.com is that just like many guys in college live a bro lifestyle there are girls who live betchy lifestyles. It's not copying bros, or girls wanting to be bros or anything fucking like that! FUCK NO I DON'T WANT TO BE A BRO!I have a vagina thank you and am quite proud. I like to drink and party and dress like a slut and vacay and take pride that I'm not poor or fugly and go to an expensive private college. OK? Does that make sense to all you bros? We don't hate on you for being bros so what's up with all this animosity? Do you really think we walk around all day thinking "Oh I'm just a cunt/bitch/slampiece who belongs in the kitchen or fucking a bro!" Don't answer dumbasses. Ok, cause that's not what girls walk around thinking and we'd be totally different people if we did! All female humanity would be insecure and personality-less and as great as that might sound it would be pathetic. Don't act like you don't like a girl with confidence, a girl who knows she's the shit, dresses like she's the shit, can make you laugh, is witty and skinny and loves to rage. CAUSE YOU TOTAL FUCKING DO.<br /><br />It's just a funny website we can relate to. Some of the shit's exaggerated, like not eating. No the site's not actually promoting anorexia, but it's funny cause yeah we are gonna look down at that fat chick who scarfs down carbs like she's at an all-you-can-eat buffet. If you ACTUALLY READ IT you'd seriously like it. And anyway who gives a shit if you don't because they have more than twice as many followers as this site. Just check Facebook. So no one gives a fuck if you came first. Oh wah, look who's the bitch whining about it jeez. What? TFM can have TSM, but you bros refuse to believe betches exist? Who did you think joined sororities? Who did you think that girl was who got a brand new Mercedes her sophomore year of high school even though she hadn't even gotten her permit yet, exclusively shops in boutiques and shopping areas with "Village" in the names, spends every summer in a different country, religiously gets her hair and nails done, go to the gym and get brunch with her besties? You already know these girls. So calm down the profanity, pop a Xanax and smoke some weed cause you need to chill and realize betches exist.Pause...Ok, Procedenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25053832364062216352012-01-18T11:43:31.858-05:002012-01-18T11:43:31.858-05:00Fellow bros for you that are looking for the site ...Fellow bros for you that are looking for the site it is actually "braslikethissite.com" which is border line fucking plagiarism. fuck betches get your own shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-34063681584950558402012-01-05T01:12:09.161-05:002012-01-05T01:12:09.161-05:00Awful just awful. The only people who read it are ...Awful just awful. The only people who read it are bros that read this post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-902740151218572402011-12-29T00:54:42.742-05:002011-12-29T00:54:42.742-05:00I'm a girl. I read both sites. Yours has been ...I'm a girl. I read both sites. Yours has been around way longer, and is way more cleverly written. And, while some or your stuff could be found "offensive", it's not nearly as bad as my own kind basically rolling over and deeming us all mindless whores who only eat their own post-BJ spit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-54864883453864676332011-12-26T06:37:14.759-05:002011-12-26T06:37:14.759-05:00Ugh these fucking "betches" are disgusti...Ugh these fucking "betches" are disgusting get a life and don't live as a copycat it is pathetic and makes everyone hate you and feel sorry for your existence. Kthx betchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-58863162264266609872011-12-25T19:11:09.046-05:002011-12-25T19:11:09.046-05:00^Women suck because it's their only way to mov...^Women suck because it's their only way to move up on the corporate ladder.Boomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-37271091086494650522011-12-24T00:19:00.455-05:002011-12-24T00:19:00.455-05:00As a lady, I really tried to like the Betches site...As a lady, I really tried to like the Betches site, but UGH if you're a fucking moron don't try to compete with NYB. I mean, I think Bras need their own inspiration like NYB, but damn the bitches that write for Betches are fucking stupid. Why do women suck (rhetorical)JordanaBevanhttp://twitter.com/enigmoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-73587241580175443832011-12-22T17:18:04.776-05:002011-12-22T17:18:04.776-05:00^^Yeah, anon-bitch above is clearly a feminist fat...^^Yeah, anon-bitch above is clearly a feminist fatty who's just bitter that the epic truth-bombs contained in this post and comments got dropped on her so brutally. <br /><br />There is absolutely zero chance that this bitter fem-dyke is attractive. Why? Because she hates Bros, and we all know that only ugly bitches hate Bros. Hot slampieces love Bros because we are the most dominant alpha males in existence, and it's their biological imperative to take Bro loads in the cooter, a need that we graciously fulfill for them because we are so generous. <br /><br />Granted, ugly feminist bitches are biologically attracted to Bros as well, but we are definitely NOT attracted to them because of their substandard looks and repellent personalities. Subsequently, they develop an intense hatred for us because 1) we will never indulge their desire to be taken to poundtown by us, and 2) we will openly ridicule them at every opportunity for being such whiny, dateless losers. <br /><br />Hot slampieces are too busy improving their looks at the gym/salon/plastic surgeon's office or sucking Bro cock to bother trolling BLTS with jealous comments like those the anonymous slampig above posted. Enjoy crying yourself to sleep tonight with a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a marathon of Lifetime channel movies, cow. The winners of life (Bros) and their companions (slampieces) will be having a great time getting fucked up and fucking each other.<br /><br />Bros always win. Feminists always lose.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-89375192361781845972011-12-22T12:27:45.258-05:002011-12-22T12:27:45.258-05:00^^^ This stupid bitch never learned the difference...^^^ This stupid bitch never learned the difference between "your" and "you're." " I'd love to see what you look like/ what your going to be doing..." She must have attended public school.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-82525075841055470672011-12-20T21:16:39.716-05:002011-12-20T21:16:39.716-05:00You all make me sick. Especially this guy-
Mr. Mc...You all make me sick. Especially this guy-<br /><br />Mr. McGibblets said...<br />"I wake up every Thursday and start the day with a choice read from this site. Every time it gets me primed for the weekend festivities. Upon hearing these sloots have gone and actually made a fucking site where they try and justify being borderline brain dead whores as a cool thing, I am at the point of cunt punting any broad who tries to act like this now. Get it through your heads, Bros are superior beings. These bitches need to choose a realistic life path; Slambot, housewife or fat ugly feminist donkey witch. These delusional sloots need to be reminded how the world works."<br /><br /><br />Are you fucking kidding me?? I'd love to see what you look like/ what your going to be doing with your life in the future you fucking loser. The way you talk about girls is disgusting. I'm sorry a girl broke your heart or cheated on you and its made you bitter, but you need to learn other ways to deal with it, because you sound like a fucking idiot. What would your mom say if she read this??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-34843850456484989992011-12-14T22:31:29.779-05:002011-12-14T22:31:29.779-05:00Notice to 'betches' or whatever this infer...Notice to 'betches' or whatever this inferior, copy-cat subculture calls themselves. If you want to get fucked by bros, do not pretend you are one of us by thinking that you like to watch sports (you don't you just want to get slammed by bros). It'll be easier for you, and for us, if you knuckle up and realize the only way to get railed by bros is to bring us natty from the fridge and roll us spliffs, while flashing your titties.<br /><br />tebro outTim Tebronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-33945972537625132612011-12-13T02:35:43.634-05:002011-12-13T02:35:43.634-05:00Solid gold NYB. My favorite part about this post w...Solid gold NYB. My favorite part about this post was the compare/contrast work you did. Who knew that some shit they teach in college could actually serve a Bro purpose and aid in creating such an epic whore-roasting masterpiece.<br /><br />The best part about being a Bro? We don't "like" bitches. We either would, or wouldn't let them aboard the Poundtown Express. And even if we wouldn't, we probably still would let them give us head before a hotter bitch got on the train later that night. And so when a bro of ours fucks a bitch we would also fuck, unlike a brain-damaged 'betch' who gets mad because she has a 3 track mind (dome/sandwich/cry), we give high-fives, buy shots, smoke blunts, and rejoice to not only celebrate our bro's conquest, but also because for ourselves we know were on our way to hooking up with a #169 girl-who-bangs-the-first-night and gaining a new #167 eskimo-bro. If this doesn't prove that bros are the most peace-loving, sophisticated, intelligent race of beings of on the planet, I don't know what will.<br />VVBVincent Van Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85265127850319252282011-12-12T20:14:59.057-05:002011-12-12T20:14:59.057-05:00Those writers are complete hacks. They attempt to ...Those writers are complete hacks. They attempt to replicate you but end up with something that resembles a drunk BBM. Their posts are really short and underdeveloped. "Betches" are too busy spending $9 at Starbucks, complaining about their weight, and doing absolutely nothing at the gym to write anything worth reading. No wonder they don't understand that their poorly developed ideas are simply justifications for their complete submission to the will of us bros. <br /><br />Betches need to ask themselves a question. Does spending all your money on clothes, drinking expensive vodka, and being so pathetically drunk that your gay friend carries you home make you awesome? Bros might blackout but they never "need to be taken care of." Instead they spend their time banging hot girls and vandalizing anything that isn't theirs. Women don't stand a chance at equality if they think that they can do it by being drunk materialistic whores who claim that they are the female equivalent of a bros.<br /><br />To be clear, I dont hate all women, just fucking betches who think that feminism means they can botch the bro lifestyle and claim it for women. Imitating bros doesn't change the fact that they're just insecure sluts tricking themselves into thinking they're as awesome as bros.UltimateFrisbronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-39835829710634696692011-12-12T01:41:58.748-05:002011-12-12T01:41:58.748-05:00haha, I had to go check out the pathetic waste the...haha, I had to go check out the pathetic waste they call a web site, and it has to be the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I looked at the froyo post and on the comments, half of them were bitches crying about how the post wasn't funny cuz they have eating disorders. GOOD. if you eat like a fucking animal you shud put 2 fingers down your throat till your prettyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-38558688701799371682011-12-09T23:24:47.107-05:002011-12-09T23:24:47.107-05:00Princess Diana's limo driver did less damage t...Princess Diana's limo driver did less damage to the progress of women than that site.<br /><br />Chris Benoit's parenting is better than the writing on that site.<br /><br />Courtney Love has had fetuses stabbed to death by clotheshangers whose brains are less scrambled than the incoherent, illogical noise on that site.<br /><br />In closing, that site is not good.1L Frattingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41082932752767483732011-12-09T14:56:22.059-05:002011-12-09T14:56:22.059-05:00Just looked at this Betches site. You should file...Just looked at this Betches site. You should file a lawsuit against them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-15628511737052310062011-12-08T00:52:36.661-05:002011-12-08T00:52:36.661-05:00I'm a girl and even I fucking can't stand ...I'm a girl and even I fucking can't stand these stupid ass betches. They pride themselves on (not) fucking bros. That's why they're probably so bitchy- need to get laid. I know... back to the kitchen for me... but seriously- fucking love this website... so funny because everything on it is sooo true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19779296070226114512011-12-07T20:36:13.302-05:002011-12-07T20:36:13.302-05:00How to humor a bitch:
"Uh huh, of course you...How to humor a bitch:<br /><br />"Uh huh, of course you're not a bitch. You're a 'betch'. That's pretty badass how you've reclaimed that term to show your high status. I totally respect that - you're definitely way cooler than the other girls I know."<br /><br />5 drinks and a cab ride later....<br /><br />"Now get on your knees and deepthroat my cock, you stupid bitch."<br /><br /><br />".........Ok."<br /><br /><br /><br />Bros up, bitches down.Brodin, Lord of Brasgardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42274499854052890312011-12-07T19:53:13.488-05:002011-12-07T19:53:13.488-05:00why do bros think telling betches to "get bac...why do bros think telling betches to "get back in the kitchen" is an insult? isn't it obvi that our ultimate goal here is to be housewives?? we keep you blinded with blow jobs and delicious dinners while you pay for everything. while you're busy busting your asses at work all day, we'll be home "taking care of the house" and doing nothing... thanks again for the $100,000 ring and multiple credit cards. so when you're watching your future wife walk down the aisle just remember, that's the betch who won. and for all the bros out there who insist they'll never get married, we know it's bullshit. you could never resist getting beat in the ultimate dick measuring competition- who has the hottest wife.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44900074187733269722011-12-07T12:50:40.234-05:002011-12-07T12:50:40.234-05:00I am so fucking appalled by the copycat "betc...I am so fucking appalled by the copycat "betches". This has GOT to be some kind of joke one of your bro's is playing on you because there is NO way a fucking "betch" can think about doing something like this. It's just sad. You said it all in this one NYB.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-63044814847143047602011-12-06T19:40:41.685-05:002011-12-06T19:40:41.685-05:00Sluts will always say theyre not sluts even with a...Sluts will always say theyre not sluts even with a dick in their mouth. Same applies here. They think they arent slampieces and its tht kind of attitude that gets them to "enjoy themselves for once" aka get throat fucked by a bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-81459523013617160482011-12-06T12:59:03.103-05:002011-12-06T12:59:03.103-05:00another brosist double standardanother brosist double standardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-38879658760230341812011-12-06T12:57:28.682-05:002011-12-06T12:57:28.682-05:00the really fucked up thing is that just cause a sl...the really fucked up thing is that just cause a slampiece got off her ass and proved she knows how to write and read she gets all this attention. While NYB is a beacon of light and truth, he only has 600 more likes on fb than that batch bullshit!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-13902118088984481132011-12-06T10:59:52.480-05:002011-12-06T10:59:52.480-05:00That site is an obvious copy of your brilliant wor...That site is an obvious copy of your brilliant work. Those slam pieces will be nothing more than slam piecesBroCollegehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15082614828154011153noreply@blogger.com