Comments on Bros Like This Site: #79 Road Trips

Me and my bros had planned a broad trip fro the pa...

2009-11-21T15:12:35.715-05:00

Me and my bros had planned a broad trip fro the past 2 months for them to drive down to SC so we could throwdown and enjoy the slam pieces then drive back....When my bro was 2 hours into connecticut the engine started smoking and the car got towed. BUZZKILLINGTON, road trips are still the shit

Real Bros smoke meth out of lightbulbs while drivi...

2009-11-19T19:53:00.838-05:00

Real Bros smoke meth out of lightbulbs while driving fosho

Bro-Trips can also be known as "Mancations&qu...

2009-10-22T13:07:17.729-04:00

Bro-Trips can also be known as "Mancations"
I just went on a mancation to Reno with three buddies from Law School, and we were hammered off Jack and Natty Ice within 1 hour of getting on the road (at 8am). So, we stay hamboned the whole 8 hour drive, pissed on random buildings in random podunk nevada towns, and finally arrived in reno ready to continue the night. We then went out to the bar with the cheapest drinks, did about five $1 shots each and then slept in our clothes at a bro's house after breaking in through the kitchen window. At one point my brozilla threw up so hard he got a bloody nose. We fuckin rock.

Road trips are fuckin awsome. Me and my bros were ...

2009-10-21T21:56:53.666-04:00

Road trips are fuckin awsome. Me and my bros were out one night in CT and we got so fucked up we decided to drive to Miami.WE got half way there and ran out of drugs to keep up awake. We ended up just chillin in Myrtle Beach for a few days with some slam pieces.

IU is full of bros,we don't have a fall break....

2009-10-13T13:46:15.489-04:00

IU is full of bros,we don't have a fall break.

Broad Trips are the easiest way to fucking hammer ...

2009-10-09T16:04:06.663-04:00

Broad Trips are the easiest way to fucking hammer some ice beers, smoke blunts, and take on a slam piece on your bro's couch. Because if you are a real fucking bro then you have no shame fucking a slam piece in public.

Spring Break is the ultimate Broad Trip. A week of...

2009-10-09T13:20:50.336-04:00

Spring Break is the ultimate Broad Trip. A week of banging slam pieces which deserves many Broad beers on the way down

It is a well known fact that any car ride over 30 ...

2009-10-08T15:31:18.699-04:00

It is a well known fact that any car ride over 30 min. qualifies as an great chance for bro's to drink in a car. My bro's and I recently traveled to an away game to heckle and tailgate. Bro's love getting thirty racks and pounding that shit on the road trip over. Best part of getting thirty racks is throwing empty cans at passing bro haters on the highway letting them know that they just passed a car full of bro's who don't give a fuck about the environment.

Banging a chick who is 16 is not bro. Mostly becau...

2009-10-08T11:23:03.215-04:00

Banging a chick who is 16 is not bro. Mostly because going to jail and being a pedophile is not bro at all.

bros know that shotgun for the BROad trip is decid...

2009-10-08T01:17:48.693-04:00

bros know that shotgun for the BROad trip is decided my BROck paper scissors... or even tic-tac-Bro. then its a free for all to see if u get a windBro seat in the back or if ur stuck riding Bra (bitch).

I just wanna say for the record, that banging a gi...

2009-10-07T17:15:33.553-04:00

I just wanna say for the record, that banging a girl and then finding out afterward that she is 16 is, in fact, extremely bro...

i suppose banging a girl gives you X amount of bro points depending on how hot she is, and the number of years underage that she is, becomes the multiplier

for instance, if you smash a chick and your bros think that she was hot, the consensus might be that you earned 100 bro points... if she was 16, you would multiply that number by 2 or 3, depending on your scoring system...

nothin like headin to chicago last minute. drink o...

2009-10-07T13:54:37.712-04:00

nothin like headin to chicago last minute. drink on the way down for 6 hours and hit the bars, talk shit to blackhawk fans and then bust out to the sorostitutes and slampieces "see this bro right here? yeah he just got drafted by the rangers and the drinks are on him."

letterman is such a boss, end of discussion.

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real bros blow COKE and DRINK and DRIVE

2009-10-07T12:28:27.508-04:00

real bros blow COKE and DRINK and DRIVE

Kiss the ring bitches I fly G5 on my road trip you...

2009-10-07T10:04:21.856-04:00

Kiss the ring bitches I fly G5 on my road trip you peasants

My bro came up for a football game like the second...

2009-10-07T02:57:10.527-04:00

My bro came up for a football game like the second week I was at school. Instead of getting here at a regular time on friday, he didnt show up until 3 am saturday because his ex girlfriend was having his child aborted (whoops?), and needed him to be there for the surgery. So he rolls in at 3 am, and we drink until 5 am, wake up at 7, tailgate, and get shitfaced all day. His ex wanted him to go home after the game, because she was still in the hospital, but he decided to stay for the night, and ended up having a threesome. Best fucking weekend ever. Kid essentially lied to his ex girlfriend (who was previously carrying his baby) to have a threesome with two other slam-pieces. Fucking awesome. Bro's are the shit.

Yo "Anonymous", noticed you said you'...

2009-10-07T01:35:00.954-04:00

Yo "Anonymous", noticed you said you're going up to Blacksburg, Va for a little Hokie football. I will be there as well my friend. I'll be the guy chanting and giving top gun high gives.

fuck road trips me and my fucking bros take BROad...

2009-10-07T00:56:47.026-04:00

fuck road trips

me and my fucking bros take BROad trips. we get fucked up in exotic places like beaver creek where beavers abound

one time on a friday afternoon bunch of my bros an...

2009-10-07T00:39:14.819-04:00

one time on a friday afternoon bunch of my bros and I were chilling playing Halo. Realizing there wasnt shit for parties going on that Friday night because SAE jungle was Saturday, we decided to all jump into my SUV (7 of us) and go to Acuna Mexico for the night (from Austin). Not only did we get blacked out like crazy, but two of my bros ended up in Mexican jail (bad fuckin news) and one other went home with some random Mexican chick (noone knew where he was). After spending all Saturday finding one of our bros and getting enough money to get our other two out of the slammer, we someone made back in time and got even more blacked out at Jungle. We still talk about that weekend.

David Letterman Is the fucking shit. Thats all. ...

2009-10-07T00:25:03.819-04:00

David Letterman Is the fucking shit. Thats all.
IHSV for life

Glad to hear you enjoyed your stay at KU even if y...

2009-10-06T23:44:24.191-04:00

Glad to hear you enjoyed your stay at KU even if you ended up there by mistake. Some serious partying goes down in Lawrence. Lots of bros. Hot slam pieces everywhere. Bars are always packed and house parties get crazy. Drunk driving is the norm and everyone loves drugs. When KU won the national championship the streets downtown turned into one massive 40,000 person booze fest. Cops didn't care and they couldn't do anything to prevent keg after keg being hauled down the streets anyways. Homecoming there this weekend should be an absolute shitshow

Letterman is a total bro. Sigma Chi at Ball State...

2009-10-06T23:32:33.060-04:00

Letterman is a total bro. Sigma Chi at Ball State. It has just recently came out that he is in fact a Bro King

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The last weekend before Fall semester started me a...

2009-10-06T21:53:27.640-04:00

The last weekend before Fall semester started me and two of my bros got fucked up beyond belief, around 11 PM we decided it would be a great idea to fucking go somewhere (it was). So we got online found a cheap trip had a slam piece drive us to the airport and got on the redeye to Kansas. The best part was when we woke up on the plane and had no fucking idea how we got on it or where we going. Needless to say we weren't thrilled when we found out we were going to Kansas, but one of my bros called someone up and we spent the weekend at KU, great way to end the summer. Not exactly a road trip but the spirit was the same.

NYB, glad you're finally taking a stand to all...

2009-10-06T21:29:56.458-04:00

NYB, glad you're finally taking a stand to all the bro bashing. Bros need to unite against the bro-hater that is society instead of tearing each other down.

Dave Letterman is a total bro. Fucking slam pigs i...

2009-10-06T21:21:02.310-04:00

Dave Letterman is a total bro. Fucking slam pigs in his bro pad which his company paid for. Totally dope.

Road trips are epic. Panama City Beach is total must for any broad trip if your going to school in the south. Fucking dumb tramps in the foam at foam partys, kicking cock swab Community College bro haters asses on the beach at sand volleyball and rounding off the bender by throwing chairs off the ninth story and catching your walls on fire on purpose while you were drunk.

I walked into my bros room at the frat house a few...

2009-10-06T21:12:33.193-04:00

I walked into my bros room at the frat house a few years back and said " want to go on a roadtrip to Santa Barbara(we were in Tempe az)".

He said sure let him pack. He comes and meets me in the hall about 45 seconds later with and an empty thirty rack box from the night before with a hoodie and a pair of board shorts in the natty box(bro suitcase). He also had a crown royal bag full of change to take to coinstar. He said he was ready to go and we were out. I still give him bro cred for that to this day.