tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post7370593464198306146..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #83 Not Going To The DoctorNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-17249745216345659812012-01-09T07:34:55.468-05:002012-01-09T07:34:55.468-05:00Dr Cox and Turk from active are huge bros and make...Dr Cox and Turk from active are huge bros and make that shitty show worth watchingMick Broleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41940003963587146552011-04-07T22:47:12.292-04:002011-04-07T22:47:12.292-04:00I love this site but what up with hating on the Pr...I love this site but what up with hating on the Premed bros? being a doctor is a sure way to guarantee that your still banging the hottest slam pieces when your 35. <br />To address the all night study sessions that are required to be premed. That is fucking bro, only fucking bro haters study every day for their classes. True bros pop a few concertas or snort some lines of addy and bust an all nighter and ace that shit.BROZAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-23570634001669696802011-03-03T16:15:25.710-05:002011-03-03T16:15:25.710-05:00Pre Med bros!? Last time I went to a bar there wer...Pre Med bros!? Last time I went to a bar there were a bunch of resident docs there, and all me and my bros and accompanying bras did was make fun of them (one of the bras is even a nurse!)<br /><br />As for the slampieces in medschool- you can have em. Hampieces is a more accurate name...Broseph Haydnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-27769208109025568052010-08-19T20:10:22.911-04:002010-08-19T20:10:22.911-04:00fuck doctors all they do is tell you that you cant...fuck doctors all they do is tell you that you cant do shit. no smoking no drinking blah blah blah shut your face. i broke my ankle playing seven on seven football the summer before my senior year in high school. what doctor did i go to? fucking none thats right cause he would just be a bro hater and slap a cast on it and say no football for you. fuck him my ankle is just fine now. sure it cracks and pops all the damn time but you know who likes that right the slam pieces dig that shit and besides when it starts to hurt i just pound so brew and its all good againblazeNbroskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-409037513813920832010-07-31T23:48:03.951-04:002010-07-31T23:48:03.951-04:00If one can juggle the demands of pre-med studies w...If one can juggle the demands of pre-med studies with the even more demanding aspects of the bro lifestyle, like slaying slampieces, #79 going on roadtrips, #2 stealing shit, and of course #88 getting wasted at inappropriate times (e.g. night before MCATS) to say a few, then he is truly a bro king. not every bro can take 16 shots of jack every night, pass out, wake up, pass a med test, and then repeat this enough times to get into med school. Time to add another one to the Bro Breakdown list- The Pre-Med Bro.Justin TimBROlakenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-55556970833064017962010-07-29T14:32:24.506-04:002010-07-29T14:32:24.506-04:00Agree with anonymous ^. BROrthopedic surgeons are ...Agree with anonymous ^. BROrthopedic surgeons are often bros that just wanna fix bones make fucking bank and take slam piece nurses to pound town. I'll be attending medical school next year having gotten fucked up multiple times throughout the week during undergrad years. sure i had to study but I slept maybe 4 hrs a day. its called fucking adderall. something i'll be prescribing to myself and other bros to make the world a better placeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-87345298195661104252010-07-25T00:58:58.760-04:002010-07-25T00:58:58.760-04:00DAMNIT, don't hate on us. I'm a med stude...DAMNIT, don't hate on us. I'm a med student, and I clearly use my med student status to fuck slam pigs all the time! Are you kidding me?! There are Bro docs, they're called Orthopedic Surgeons, they're bad ass, never sleep, fix your bones when you fuck them up doing something sweet like punching through a wall! Awww snap bitches, look, your Doc is way bigger than you can bench 350, and squats a house! What could he be !? An orthopedic Surgeon, that's what! That's the only respectable Bro-Doc job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19109292064942008212010-06-11T06:29:23.729-04:002010-06-11T06:29:23.729-04:00Awwwwh shit! Tomorrow is Friday and I have a Docto...Awwwwh shit! Tomorrow is Friday and I have a Doctors appointment!! <br />And a fucking dentist appointment! <br />This just reminded me SHIT!! I don't want to waste my day, I WANT TO GET FADED!!! The doctor is going to tell me about the results they got from the CAT scan on my kidneys.... "BLAH BLAH STOP DRINKING GEHRRR" ugggghhh. FML. Dentist "do you smoke?" Me "yes" Dentist "you should quit" Me "i honestly DGAF what you say... suck it.... no i dont have a dick... but suck it... i SHOULD do alot of things" Someone hand me the bong.. this is stressful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-58727525917171581572010-05-04T13:02:12.647-04:002010-05-04T13:02:12.647-04:00Don't despair pre-med bros, you can still be a...Don't despair pre-med bros, you can still be a bro and be a doctor. First as any undergrad bro does get good grades by copying some slam piece's test that you bang who thinks she's smart. She's dumb as shit for doing 60 hours of studying a week when she's gonna wind up being a secretary/nurse/teacher/stripper or any other profession that women become. Live the life of bro as an undergraduate and have your rich dad pull some strings to get you into med school. <br /><br />At med school you get 4 more years to party your ass off and get a C- in med school. No one will fucking know the difference between a doctor who got straight A's and one that copied every test when getting a prescription. When you tell a slut that you're in medical school they instantly think money so you'll have more slam pieces on the train to Pound Town than Amtrak.<br /><br />Residency is the time to fuck all the nurse sluts in the hospital who crave fresh dick. Once get get licensed, open your own practice, hire a bunch of slam piece nurses, and make fucking dough. Make up some bullshit excuse to fire the nurses every two or so years so there's new pussy to slay. Work like 3 days a week and make bank and the other 4 days a week you can sleep till 3pm while still blacking out 7 days a week. You can even write yourself prescriptions for adderall, vicodin, and "medical" marijauna.<br /><br />Retire at age 60 marry a 20 year old college grad and reproduce to make more slampieces and bros. I dare you to find one non-bro thing with this life.Garth BROoksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44297551705436401202010-04-24T00:26:06.174-04:002010-04-24T00:26:06.174-04:00i used to take pride in the fact that every night ...i used to take pride in the fact that every night i drank, i drank enough to kill two 90lbs girls. then i threw up blood after forty hands and went to the doctor. the bro-hater told me i have to stop drinking all together or i would die a miserable death by the age of thirty. fuck throwing up blood and fuck doctorsBrett Favrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00586155959345620174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62327449649094769542010-04-01T15:49:30.513-04:002010-04-01T15:49:30.513-04:00fellow bro's out there, you all continue to ra...fellow bro's out there, you all continue to raise valid points, and I think that young, handsome, strong, "healthy" lads do indeed have no place at the doctor. However, the medical field is definitely not anti-bro, and has in fact been infiltrated by many bros that you would all be proud of. I for one am a current medical student, and yes, test week is definitely a change of pace from my years of raging through undergrad. However, we're still sending a house full of MD bros to panama for SB, and I dare a girl to resist when you tell them that you are currently working to cure cancer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52103492396967270462010-04-01T10:25:10.422-04:002010-04-01T10:25:10.422-04:00Good post, but one thing you totally forgot to men...Good post, but one thing you totally forgot to mention. Doctors are good for something- getting prescriptions for good shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-50941774133912356152010-03-31T19:58:40.568-04:002010-03-31T19:58:40.568-04:00eye drops? what the fuck are you twelve years old ...eye drops? what the fuck are you twelve years old and scared your mommys gonna spank you for tokin? fuckin pussy. do everyone here a favor a chug a bottle of turpentine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47529566579493861992010-03-31T18:00:33.133-04:002010-03-31T18:00:33.133-04:00I love going to the doctor blazed out of my mind a...I love going to the doctor blazed out of my mind and not put in eye drops so when they ask do you smoke i just point at my eyes. this is often answered by a lecture to which i respond, so u gonna get big and force me to stop... didnt think so. Bros are the shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83226584900947600542010-03-10T23:18:11.057-05:002010-03-10T23:18:11.057-05:00NYB u are 99% true with this post
the only 1% of d...NYB u are 99% true with this post<br />the only 1% of doctors that are true bros are the plastic surgeons<br />working with tits all day is about as bro as it getsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-36935803912059149572009-12-14T21:29:58.881-05:002009-12-14T21:29:58.881-05:00Yeah the Doctors blow, but if you fake it you can ...Yeah the Doctors blow, but if you fake it you can get some pain killers or xanax to get fucked up on. Maybe say you can't concentrate and get adderall so you can stay up all night getting fucking wasted. I exaggerated my cough and flu last time at the doctor and they gave my fucking hydrocodone syrup.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-29530069751296615682009-11-19T22:19:53.309-05:002009-11-19T22:19:53.309-05:00This same shit applies for the dentist. The bitche...This same shit applies for the dentist. The bitches there always say the same shit about me getting swollen gums and mild plauqe build-up and shit. <br /><br />But if you take shots and swish em, it kills all the germs in your mouth. You'd think those retards would know that!James Monbronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-20993814503792681782009-11-06T09:02:31.149-05:002009-11-06T09:02:31.149-05:00fuck doctors, they want to touch up on my dick tho...fuck doctors, they want to touch up on my dick those fuckin queero mooks.<br />I ain't no faggot grab my dick and tellin me it's nice, I got plenty of slampieces tellin me that shit daily.VinniePnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-18095590410543376022009-11-05T16:19:48.059-05:002009-11-05T16:19:48.059-05:00Masters of the bromain: I would like to state one ...Masters of the bromain: I would like to state one serious exception to the rule rule that doctors cannot be bros: Dr. House. Lets face it, that guy is among the wisest of bros in the land.Randy Broturenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88259638203938604772009-11-04T17:18:56.874-05:002009-11-04T17:18:56.874-05:00My immune system was on top of its game after 4 ye...My immune system was on top of its game after 4 years in the frat....never went to the doctor. My body could handle any illness since I lived in the weightroom and was fuckin jacked.<br /><br />The best way to stay healthy is to drink more hard-a. That shit burns out the germs and you get an excuse to get fucked up....natural bro-medicineThe Notorious B.R.O.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10551870058000660813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-634193351122705842009-10-30T13:07:28.899-04:002009-10-30T13:07:28.899-04:00I go for the free drugs. If that's not fratty,...I go for the free drugs. If that's not fratty, I don't know what is..The Mad Fratternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-63188318799915566082009-10-29T01:42:43.862-04:002009-10-29T01:42:43.862-04:00Bro Hatin doctor tried to tell me in needed a shot...Bro Hatin doctor tried to tell me in needed a shot in my ass cheek. I proceeded to let him know nothing was going near my ass and he could poke his own shit. It was disturbing enough to keep me from blacking out that nightAyatollah Bromeininoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62769687811906606532009-10-27T22:48:03.985-04:002009-10-27T22:48:03.985-04:00LOL how the fuck can you say your a real bro if yo...LOL how the fuck can you say your a real bro if you "go to a doctor". Clearly your a Pion. The doctor comes to the real bro's as since we are rich as shit, real bro's have their own personal medical team.RealBronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41705420695697504992009-10-27T13:06:54.840-04:002009-10-27T13:06:54.840-04:00Yeah I had a physical before I went to college, bu...Yeah I had a physical before I went to college, but that was just so I could tell yet another person that I'm sexually active. He told me to wear a condom... even when I got head... Who the fuck does that? Not a bro thats for sureAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86791800875893561602009-10-22T16:24:08.455-04:002009-10-22T16:24:08.455-04:00what the hell is a fucking doctor? only dude i kno...what the hell is a fucking doctor? only dude i know is a fellow bro who hands out that syrup like i was lil wayne.Broweisernoreply@blogger.com